01x28 - #FresnoGirl

[bunniefuu]

Hey.

Oh.

Honey, I'm home.

What was that? Look at the floor.

Uh, a hot dog.

I bought a wiener flinger.

Hey, that's terrific.

But I'm trying to bake something.

And Kim is going to be here any minute.

So, I'd appreciate you not using that thing to pelt me with wieners.

Oh, Kim's coming? I love that kid.

Ding.

They're ready.

What did you make? I made ooh.

I made fudge piles.

Ulch, you always make them way too chewy.

Yeah, but chewy's a good thing.

Have ya seen it? Where is it? Have ya seen it? Goomer what are you looking for? Timmy tee! Where's Timmy tee? Hey, who's he? He's not a he.

No.

There you are.

I don't have time to socialize.

Okay, if one of you guys doesn't tell me what's going on here, somebody's going to get a hotdog in the face.

There's no time to tell you what's going on, because we've got to find Timmy tee ooh.

Now who is Timmy tee? Goomer has a lucky tee shirt that he always wears before every one of mma fights.

A tee shirt? Why I named him Timmy tee.

And he can't find it, so we're freaking out.

I'm going to go look in y'alls bedrooms.

No, don't look in our room.

Ack.

Excuse me, but what are these? Those are my fudge piles.

They're warm.

Yeah, try one.

They're fudgically delicious.

Mm.

You all right? Dong ding.

Other way.

Ding dong.

I got it.

Kim.

Come on in.

Hey Sam.

Hello Sam.

Hey Kim.

Hi Mrs.

fimble.

Mmm

-mmm! Mmmmm! Yeah, they're a little chewy, I know.

Hey, what's the matter, kid? I don't want to talk about it.

Mmm

-mmm! Mmmmm! Kim has a math test on Tuesday and if she doesn't do well, she's going to have to take summer school.

I hate math.

Oh, Kim.

Mmm

-mmm! Mmmmm! Well, no need to worry.

Sam and I will help you study your math while your mom's on her cruise.

Oh, that'd be great.

Thank you girls.

Sure.

Mmm

-mmm! Mmmmm! Okay, Kim.

I'll be back in a week.

You be a good girl and do whatever Sam and Cat say.

'Kay, mom.

Bye.

Okay.

Bye.

No, Dice, you can't have another fudge pile until you finish that one.

Okay, Kim.

Why don't you go get your math book so Sam and I can help you study? Why? I'm just gonna fail.

No you won't.

You just need the right motivation to make you study hard.

I didn't find Timmy tee in your bedroom.

Just help Dice pull that fork out of his face.

'Kay, 'kay.

Okay, Kim, come on.

What do you want more than anything? Oh, that's easy.

A Fresno girl doll.

Fresno girl? So, if you get a B+ or higher on your math test, Sam and I will buy you your very own Fresno girl doll.

Really? Swear? Totally.

Yep.

Cool.

I'll get my math book.

I got the fork out.

And the fudge pile.

And two of Dice's teeth.

I'm never that far No matter where you are Believe it we can make it come true We'll do it our way no matter what they say 'Cause no one's gonna do it for you Yeah, but I

-I

-I

-I

-I I'll never say never As long as we keep it together If you're livin a dream and you know what it means Then you can't let em change your mind It's the life that we choose and we still break the rules But it's all gonna be just fine Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine You and me we're gonna be just fine Yo, Gooms.

Goomaroonie.

Oh, hi Sam.

I can't talk.

I've got to put up more flyers.

Yeah, there's a problem with your flyers.

What? It says "missing Timmy tee, "reward, a trip to Hawaii for you and all your friends.

" Whaddaya think? It makes it seem like you're missing.

No.

It says Timmy tee's missing.

But people are going to think your name is Timmy tee.

Quit bullyin' me.

I'm not it's a great flyer.

Thanks.

Hello, gentlemen.

What's up? Just picked Kim up from school.

Oh, did you get your math test back? Yeah.

She did.

Oh.

You didn't get a very 92.

I got an A

-.

We trickered you into thinking she got a bad grade, by acting sad.

Yeah, you did.

Slap me crazy, kid.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

So, you guys are really going to buy me a Fresno girl doll? Heck yeah, we are.

Shabbat.

Shalom.

Woo.

There's Timmy tee.

We found him.

Yeah, got him.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, we're all going to Hawaii.

Yeah.

Where's Timmy tee? You're Timmy tee.

I'm Goomer.

I'm Randy.

You owe us all a trip to Hawaii.

Yeah, Timmy.

Let's just all take a deep breath and that way we can Yay, we're here.

Wow, I've had nightmares about places like this.

Hello girls.

How can I assist you? You're the doll salesman? No, no.

I'm a Fresno girl doll advisor.

My name is matyoo.

Matthew? Matyoo.

Sir, this is Kim.

Hi.

I love Fresno girl dolls.

How lovely.

I'll introduce you to some.

This way.

Kim, please meet Monique, Anastasia, Katrina, nicollette, Gabriella, and Bethany.

I like Gabriella.

Oh my goodness, that's perfect, because I happen to know that Gabriella likes you.

She does? Wow, Kim.

Are you sure about Gabriella? Yeah.

Glenda? Yes, matyoo.

This young lady has chosen Gabriella.

Please prepare the doll for travel.

Certainly.

Ah, so I guess you want money now.

Yes.

Your total, with tax, comes to $156.

20.

What? Is there an issue? $150.

00.

For a doll? For a Fresno girl doll.

My mom's had butt surgery that didn't cost that much.

You guys, if it's too much money, you don't have to buy Gabriella for me.

I'm used to being disappointed.

Ouch.

Well, no, you got an A

- on your test.

And we promised we'd buy you a Fresno girl doll.

Cash or credit card? Cash.

Congratulations, little one.

Gabriella is yours.

But but where's her hair? And where's her clothes? Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you girls wish to buy some accessories? You're saying that hair and clothes are extra? All Fresno girl dolls come just as real children are born.

Hairless and naked? We do provide the modesty sack.

Show us some accessories.

Follow matyoo.

All right, then, let's review your charges.

Ready.

Brunette hair.

$20.

00.

Braided.

Another dollar.

Striped blouse and plaid skirt.

$19.

00.

Left boot, faux fur.

$7.

00.

Right boot, faux fur.

$13.

00.

Matching vest.

$26.

00 hair ribbons.

$9.

00.

And the total.

With the doll, your total comes to $275.

20.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you also want the bicycle? What bicycle? Don't show her the bike.

You mean, this bike? I love it.

Argh.

It's a really cute bike.

Sam, look, Gabriella wants to ride her new bike to the mall.

Great.

Maybe when she gets there, she can get a job and earn some money, so she can pay me and Cat back part of the 340 bucks we paid for her and her freakish pink bike.

Ahem.

I meant, what a pretty Dolly.

I hate that doll.

It's a nice doll.

What are you doing? Put that down.

Why? Because you're mad, and when you're mad, you shouldn't handle wieners.

I know what I'm doing.

What are you doing? I'm making more of my fudge piles.

Nobody likes your fudge piles, because they're too chewy.

You're too chewy.

Sam.

Cat.

We need your help.

Yeah, you've got to help us.

Why's Goomer dressed like a doctor? I'm in disguise.

And he's not a doctor, he's a dentist.

Why? 'Cause I'm not smart enough to be a doctor.

You're not smart enough to grow a moustache.

Well, you've gotta hide me.

From whom? That kid, Randy.

Oh, you mean, raaaaandy.

Yeah.

He and his dweebalow troop saw the flyers that Goomer put up everywhere for a stupid tee shirt.

My shirt's name is Timmy tee.

And he's not stupid.

Whatever.

They saw Goomer, now they think he's Timmy tee, and now they want the reward.

The trip to Hawaii

-I

-I? It's pronounced Hawaii.

I thought it was harwaryee.

And now the dweebalows are chasing Goomer.

So just go home and hide in your shower.

I can't.

They found out where I live.

Just let Goomer hide here 'til I can figure something out.

Where are you going? To take down all the flyers that Goomer put up.

But you can't oh.

Oh.

Who wants their teeth cleaned? Just go lie on the floor in our room.

Yes, ma'am.

Face down.

Sam and Cat, look, Gabriella can ride her bike.

Yeah, yeah, a doll on a bike.

Classic.

Cool, a squirrel.

But, Sam, no.

You are not going to sh**t that squirrel with a wiener.

Squirrels love wieners.

Gabriella.

You you blew her leg off.

All right, Kim, don't worry.

We'll take Gabriella back to the store and get her leg fixed.

You really think they can fix her? Yeah, it's just a plastic leg.

No big deal.

I'm afraid this is a very big deal.

Argh.

Aloha, Timmy tee.

Huh? Argh.

You you boys you aren't supposed to be up in here.

Remember this? We found you, Timmy tee.

And now we want our trip.

For us and all our friends.

Well, that was a reward if you found my tee shirt.

But you didn't find it.

So you get nothing.

Get him.

Fudge pile? Fudge pile? I would, but they're poop

-shaped.

And I'm too worried about Gabriella.

And here she is.

Gabriella's ready to go home.

She's okay? Well, she'll heal.

All right.

How much do we owe you for fixing the doll? Matyoo, would you please come over and co

-read their bill with me? Love to.

Ahem.

New replacement left ball joint.

$42.

00.

What? Six titanium ball joint pins.

$12.

00 each.

Yack.

Fresno blue.

$15.

00.

$15 pretend anesthesia.

$11.

09.

Diminutive wheelchair.

$70.

00.

What? It's a pretty cute wheelchair.

And your total comes to $223.

00.

And 9 cents.

This is I mean I'm sorry to have to use an outdated street term, but this is whack.

Look, they made Gabriella well again.

And that's what's important.

Right, Kim? Uh

-huh.

We're just going to pay them all that money? Yes.

But first, to show you guys our appreciation, me and Cat got you guys a special present.

What present? Okay, everyone who works here get a fudge pile? Oh, hey, security dude.

Here's one for you.

Thank you.

Good, right? Mmm.

Anyway, this is just our way of saying thanks to everyone who works here at Fresno girl dolls.

You gave away all my fudge piles.

Yep.

Why'd you do that? So I could do this.

Attention shoppers.

For the next five minutes, all Fresno girl dolls and accessories are free.

Free? Take whatever you want.

And run away with it.

No, no, not free.

And this and this, Katrina.

What do we do now? Jump in the chair.

Okay.

Jump on.

Come on.

Go, go.

Hold on.

Go, run.

Go.

Come on.

Sam.

Cat.

What? What's wrong? The dweebalows took Goomer and left this note.

We have Timmy tee.

If you ever want to see him again, you better give us our tickets to Hawaii.

The dweebalows.

Oh, Kim, it's time for you to take your allergy medicine.

Where is it? In my backpack.

Okay.

Hey, maybe I can track Goomer's cell phone.

Yeah, let me know how that works out.

Kim, what is this? Look.

This is your math test.

Yeah.

This says you got a 67.

No, no, we saw her test.

She got a 92.

Kim? Okay.

That's my real test.

I scanned it and then I used photodoc to change the 67 to a 92.

And then I showed you guys the fake test.

Kim.

I'm really disappointed in you.

When you pull a scam, you always destroy the original evidence so you don't get caught.

Well, I guess I've learned my lesson.

Oh, no, no, no.

You do not get to keep the doll.

Yeah, that you tricked us into buying you.

Ah, come on.

Please? Let me have my doll.

I'll do anything.

Oh, oops.

No.

Ahem.

Well, well, well.

What'd you do with Goomer? You mean, Timmy tee? Whatever, man.

Where is he? Where are my tickets to Hawaii? Listen, you ain't getting a trip to Hawaii.

Then Timmy tee don't come back.

What? Isn't there something else you want instead? Yeah.

My birthday's next week.

Okay, so what do you want? A date.

To lunch.

With a nice girl.

Like a real classy girl.

No trash.

Well, Kim? Want to go to lunch with Randy for his birthday? No.

Come on.

If you do, we'll let you keep your Fresno girl doll.

I don't know, man.

It looks like they're having fun.

You want some more salad? No, thanks.

'Cause I'll get you all of the salad you want.

That's okay.

I'm already kind of full.

Hey robot.

More salad over here.

It doesn't look like she's having very much fun.

At least everybody won.

How? Well, Randy got his date.

Kim got to keep her Fresno girl doll.

And we got Goomer back.

I didn't win.

I never found my lucky tee shirt.

Will you forget about that tee shirt already? Yeah, what does this tee shirt even look like? Oh, it was black, with a green collar, and on the front, it said, shamrock meats.

Wait a minute.

Take off your jacket.

Turn around.

Oh.

What? That's your shamrock meats shirt.

You've been wearing it all week.

Backwards.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Isn't that always the way? I'm afraid this is a very big deal.

- Why? Can't you just, you know, shove it back in the leghole? No.

We need to take her to our Fresno girl doll hospital.

And how much is that going to cost? Oh, healthcare for Fresno girl dolls is free.

Oh, good.

A miracle.

Assuming you purchased a Fresno girl health insurance package.

Argh.