03x01 - Episode 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sanditon". Aired: 25 August 2019 – present.*
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03x01 - Episode 1

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♪♪

CHARLOTTE:

As I am resolved not to marry,

I will need an income.

♪♪

ALISON: A governess?

MARY: For Mr. Colbourne,

of all people?

- Have I captured you?

- Utterly.

TOM "The man

seeking her fortune

is Charles Lockhart."

MARY: There's something else you

should know--

your mother is still alive.

CHARLOTTE: We let our emotions

get the better of us.

Thank you for making

your feelings so clear.

CHARLOTTE:

May I introduce Mr. Ralph Starling.

Ralph and I are to be married.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪

[WHEELS & HOOVES NOISE]

[HAPPY MUSIC]

♪♪

- [GALLOPING]

- ♪♪

CHARLOTTE:

Look, Ralph.

Any moment now,

you'll catch a glimpse of the sea.

♪♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪♪

I do hope I shall make

a good impression.

I should hate to let you down.

You have nothing to worry about.

♪♪

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

♪♪

ARTHUR:

Many happy returns, Georgiana!

MARY:

They were my mother's.

I hope you like them.

Thank you.

I shall wear them to my party

on Saturday.

TOM: And of course,

in line with your father's wishes,

today you take possession

of your inheritance.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

♪♪

[CHUCKLES]

♪♪

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

♪♪

- [HOOVES NOISE]

- ♪♪

♪♪

- [DOOR OPENS ]

- [HORSE NICKERS]

Thank you.

I've never seen so many visitors.

Tom must be delighted.

- GEORGIANA: Charlotte!

- Oh!

I'm so happy

you could come.

Happiest of birthdays,

Georgiana!

And I am glad to see you, too,

Mr. Starling.

It was kind of you to include me

on the invitation, Miss Lambe.

How could I not?

You're about to marry

my dearest friend.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- ♪♪

- [HOOVES NOISE]

- ♪♪

LADY DENHAM:

I must say, Dr. Fuchs,

this might be

your finest innovation yet!

Danke schön, meine Dame!

Though I must emphasize

this treatment is still at

an experimental stage.

Oh, nevertheless!

The theory is,

the more physical punishment

he learns to endure

the better his mind

will resist temptation.

And pump!

- [PUMP SQUEAKS]

- [WATER CHURNING]

[WATER SQUIRTS]

- [GASPS]

- [WATER NOISE]

[GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLING]

[WATER CONTINUES]

No more! No more.

- [SEAGULLS CAWING]

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

♪♪

LYDIA: Look, Harry!

- Is it not charming?

- Perfectly quaint.

That is irrelevant!

We're not here to admire the view.

I can only pray that we left

our reputation in Bath.

Oh, I packed mine in my trunk.

Was I not supposed to?

[SIGHS]

- [TOM STAMMERS]

- [HORSE WHINNIES]

Lady Montrose, Your Grace,

Lady Lydia.

Mr. Tom Parker

at your service.

It is my honor to welcome

you to the country's most

fashionable resort.

LADY MONTROSE:

How kind, Mr. Parker.

We're looking forward to seeing

what Sanditon has to offer.

- Drive on!

- DRIVER: Move on!

- [HOOVES NOISE]

- [FUNNY MUSIC]

- [DISTANT VOICES]

- [CARRIAGE MOVES AWAY]

[BIRDS CAWING]

HANKINS: "I had heard of You

by the hearing of the ear,

[LOUDLY]

but now my eye sees You."

"And therefore, I despise myself,

and repent in dust and ashes."

Very good, Sir Edward.

[FOOTSTEPS IN THE SILENCE]

Temptation is

everywhere you look.

You must resist

with all your might

if you are to earn forgiveness.

Not only from your dear aunt,

but from God,

the heavenly Father.

Are you willing to accept

His Fatherly embrace?

I am.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[BIRDS CAWING]

Dr. Fuchs.

Guten Abend.

Fräulein?

I had no idea

you sprechen meine Sprache!

Ein bisschen, Herr Doktor.

Oh!

If I didn't know otherwise,

I would think you were

a maiden of the Rhine.

Ah

gentlemen,

I'm here to discuss

Sir Edward's progress.

HANKINS: Well, I think it is safe

to say he is making vast strides

under my spiritual tutelage.

With respect,

my treatment is surely

the more proven cause

of his rehabilitation.

With respect,

a man's soul

cannot be redeemed by science.

When it comes to

sickness of the mind,

I would sooner put my faith

in medicine than prayer.

Then I suggest

you read your Bible, sir,

and make study of the miracles!

Come, sister.

We have heard quite enough

ungodly fiddle-faddle!

♪♪

[BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE]

[LAUGHING, APPLAUDING]

- [GASPS]

- [CHEERING, LAUGHING]

- RALPH: Ah!

- [OTHERS GROAN]

- Ralph!

- I'm fine, I'm fine.

TOM: The first rule of snapdragon,

Mr. Starling:

hesitation is fatal.

Charlotte's always

been a demon at it.

Clearly, I will have to practice.

So, as you've seen, my dear,

Sanditon is now the place

to be seen!

I can only think Brighton

and London are quite empty.

And if we weren't already

on the map,

Georgiana's party would

certainly announce our arrival.

ARTHUR: I am determined

it shall be the grandest event

this town has ever seen.

I want to mark

my coming of age

with style. To announce

myself to society.

I only hope

you don't spend your entire inheritance

in one evening.

We plan to build an indoor

pleasure garden for our guests,

Miss Heywood!

- Heavens!

- [GEORGIANA GIGGLING]

TOM: And what guests they are!

Not only Her Grace,

the Lady Montrose, and her son

the Duke of Buckinghamshire,

but we await the arrival of your friend

Lady Susan de Clemente.

Oh, I shall be so pleased

to see her again.

RALPH: Lady de Clemente?

TOM: Yes, they met

at a masked ball in London.

- Did you not, my dear?

- When were you in London, Charlotte?

She and the late Mr. Parker

journeyed there for my benefit.

- It's a long story.

- MARY: We needn't dwell on it.

TOM: Yes, so, uh,

in short, everyone of consequence

will be at the party!

GEORGIANA: Not everyone.

Your former employer, Mr. Colbourne,

will also not be attending.

I believe he remains in Bath.

From what Charlotte has told me,

that is no great loss.

TOM: Quite right, Mr. Starling,

quite right.

But rest assured,

there will be no shortage

of eligible gentlemen

in attendance.

Now that you are to be married,

Charlotte,

we must hope that Georgiana

follows your example.

I fear

our wedding

will seem very modest

- in comparison with this party.

- I'm sure

it will be lovely.

Yes, and what a perfect

time of year to be married.

What is it Mr. Wordsworth said?

"Season's mists

and mellow fruitfulness"?

[CHUCKLING]:

Oh, I think that was Shelley.

Was it? Hmm.

Mr. Starling,

can you settle the matter?

I

I couldn't tell you.

I fear poetry is rather lost on me.

Keats.

It was John Keats.

[ARTHUR LAUGHING]

Keats.

You do realize you're marrying

a woman of great learning,

Mr. Starling.

How could I forget?

[SOFT MUSIC]

♪♪

[HOOVES NOISE]

- [WAVES SOUND]

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [HOOVES IN DISTANCE]

- [SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS]

♪♪

[DOOR CLOSES QUIETLY]

♪♪

A pleasant evening?

Passably. [CHUCKLES]

The, uh, the local people

made me feel most welcome.

This will not do, Harry!

We came here

to escape scandal,

not create more of it!

Fear not, Mother.

I am the very soul

of discretion.

Your only purpose here

is to restore our wealth

by finding a wife of means

and producing a son and heir.

I knew there was something

I had to do.

- I will not be mocked!

- Mother will not be mocked, Harry.

It is time you applied yourself

to the task at hand. Both of you.

Now, we have secured

an invitation

to Miss Lambe's

coming of age party.

She is an heiress with £100,000,

so you will find her, Harry,

and you will charm her.

I bet you a guinea

she's the size of a whale

with a prominent goiter.

- We do not have a guinea!

- [STIFLES LAUGH]

That is precisely why we

are in this predicament!

And as for you,

Lydia,

it will be no small task,

given you are almost 30

I am seven and 20.

but we will find you

a husband.

A suitable one, this time.

- [SIGHS]

- Yes, Mother.

There are no worse bedfellows

in this sorry world than

good breeding and destitution.

- [CHATTERS]

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

CHARLOTTE: And what of your mother?

Are you really no closer to finding her?

I've engaged agents on both

continents, but all in vain.

Their replies yield nothing.

You mustn't lose faith.

I'm still struggling to understand

why my father led me

to believe she was dead.

Perhaps

he was trying to protect you.

From what?

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

I see your admirers

are as keen as ever.

Now that I have inherited,

they are relentless.

My experience with Lockhart

has strengthened my resolve

to avoid marriage at all costs.

I cannot blame you.

There was a time,

not so long ago,

that you swore off marriage.

Yet here you are.

[SOFT MUSIC]

Marrying the same man

you once came here to avoid.

♪♪

Not everyone has your fortune.

♪♪

I've known Ralph all my life,

and

for my father,

♪♪

this was

♪♪

foregone conclusion.

But do you love him?

Ralph is a kind and caring man.

♪♪

I'm very fond of him.

♪♪

And besides

[SIGHS]

I have loved in the past,

and look where that's got me.

♪♪

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

- [SAD ROMANTIC MUSIC]

♪♪

[SHEET NOISE]

♪♪

[HOOVES NOISE]

- [SHUTTERS NOISE]

- ♪♪

♪♪

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

- ♪♪

[CARRIAGE APPROACHES]

♪♪

DRIVER: Ho!

♪♪

Welcome back, ladies.

- Sir.

- DRIVER: Move on.

Thank you, Mrs. Wheatley.

We're glad to be home.

♪♪

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [PEOPLE TALKING IN BACKGROUND]

I do believe I spy her, my dear.

It is her.

That silhouette is unmistakable.

[TOM CHUCKLES]

TOM: Lady de Clemente.

- We have eagerly awaited your return

- [LADY SUSAN CHUCKLES]

I am heartily glad to be back,

Mr. Parker.

My dear,

what a tonic it is

to see your face again!

Oh, I could say

the very same thing!

I am desperate

to hear your news.

Did you know she is

to be married, my lady?

I most certainly did not!

How could you

keep this from me?

I am mortally offended.

You must tell me everything!

[CHUCKLES]

- [VOICES & LAUGHTERS IN DISTANCE]

- [SOFT MUSIC]

♪♪

Now that we are returned, Uncle,

I hope you will renounce your campaign

in trying to find me a husband.

I would be remiss

in my duty if I did.

LEO: Why does she have to get married

if she doesn't want to?

To assure her security

and position.

I'm afraid that's just

how society works, Leo.

And so,

I must be subjected

to a steady procession

of dull, shallow, foppish boys.

If marriage is so important,

Father,

why don't you find a wife?

Because

your father is

even more particular than I am.

At every ball we attended in Bath,

he could have had his pick.

- That was hardly the case.

- But none were quite good enough

for Mr. Alexander Colbourne.

I suspect you are holding out

for some kind of

unattainable ideal.

A woman of unsurpassable beauty

who can ride a horse

and quote poetry.

Find me such a woman, Augusta,

and I may yet consider her.

I'm thrilled that you have

found so much contentment.

Though I confess

this is not the life

I would have expected for you.

That you'd marry a farmer

and return to your village.

Why not?

It's been good enough

for my parents.

Why should it not be

good enough for me?

Oh, come on!

Lady de Clemente!

Oh

Lady Montrose.

We met at the late lamented

Princess Charlotte's wedding.

Mm.

How could I forget?

Uh, this is my daughter,

Lady Lydia Montrose,

and my son, Lord Montrose,

the Duke of Buckinghamshire.

My friend Miss Heywood.

Mm! It appears the entire

haut monde is here at Sanditon.

I wonder if the newly crowned king

might even pay a visit.

[CHUCKLES]: Who is to say?

- [HOOVES NOISE]

- [FUNNY MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

Although I have every reason

to suspect he might.

- LEO: Miss Heywood!

- Oh!

- I thought you were in Bath.

- AUGUSTA: We were.

Uncle packed up Heyrick Park

soon after you left.

Lady de Clemente,

this is Mrs. Wheatley,

Miss Markham,

and Miss Colbourne.

How do you do, my lady?

LEO: Why did you leave

so suddenly?

You never even said goodbye!

Oh, Leo, I so wanted to,

but it was

Difficult.

I, I regret the manner

of my leaving.

LEO: But now you're back,

will you be our governess again?

I'm sorry, Leo.

Why not?

MRS. WHEATLEY:

Miss Colbourne!

I'm only here for

Miss Lambe's party tomorrow,

and then I'll be returning home.

But it's wonderful

to see your faces again.

I miss you all.

Heyrick Park has felt

your absence, too,

Miss Heywood.

[INDISTINCT VOICES IN DISTANCE]

[HAPPY MUSIC]

I, I must hasten home

before Mr. Pryce arrives.

Who's Mr. Pryce, Tom?

You seem uncommonly agitated.

[GUFFAWS]: Mary.

Rowleigh Pryce

is a speculator of unparalleled renown

who has expressed an interest

in my plans for a hotel.

If I can secure his investment,

it will be the coup of the century.

But by all accounts, he's not

an easy man to impress.

Who can fail to be

impressed by you, Tom?

Thank you, Mary.

That's just what

I keep telling myself.

♪♪

I've repaired the church roof,

rung the bells for morning service,

mucked out Moses,

the Hankins' shire horse,

and have found

great purpose in my labors.

I must thank you, Aunt.

When I look back at the miserable

wretch that I once was,

I feel only the deepest shame.

But now,

it's as if I'm reborn.

I only hope you can see

evidence of that for yourself.

I remain unconvinced.

And yet

both Dr. Fuchs and Mr. Hankins

seem to think

that you have made

a modicum of progress.

I'm grateful to both of those gentlemen.

If I could,

I would subject myself

to their ministrations forever.

Well, I abide by the original

terms of our arrangement.

Once I have observed

consistent evidence

that you are reformed,

I will grant you a living.

My dearest Aunt,

- you are kindness itself.

- But in the meantime,

if I catch even the vaguest hint

of anything immoral,

or find you up to

your old buckish ways,

then

you can consider

our contract broken.

And for now, you can

accompany me into town.

I shall need someone

to carry my purchases.

♪♪

Mr. Pryce?

Parker?

Indeed, sir.

Mr. Tom Parker, at your service.

You've kept me waiting

damn near half an hour, man!

My humblest apologies, sir.

[BELL RINGS]

How was your journey?

Long, hot, cramped,

and generally excruciating.

So, this better be worth it!

I assure you it will be, sir.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

It is [KNOCKS ON DOOR]

my honor to welcome you to Sanditon,

- the finest resort in the whole of

- Stop flannelling, man,

and get to the point!

- [DOOR OPENS]

- PRYCE: Ah!

Finally!

♪♪

I cannot decide between

the green and gold Chinese silk

or the yellow taffeta.

Which do you think will provide

the greater entrance?

I think your beauty

needs little adornment.

Those of us who know you

admire you for your

finer qualities,

not for your clothes,

or for hosting

an extravagant party.

You have no need

to prove yourself to anyone.

Thank you.

Perhaps I can order both

and decide on the night.

Good afternoon, Miss Lambe.

Why can't they understand

I am not in the least bit interested?

[SIGHS]

I live in hope you will meet someone

who will change your mind.

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[CARRIAGE IN DISTANCE]

I do believe I spy your heiress.

Your use of the possessive

seems a tad presumptuous.

It seems she is beautiful,

as well as rich.

So, you have no excuse, Harry.

You must snaffle her,

before you're beaten to it.

I live only to serve you, Mother.

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

How long were you

their governess?

A few short months.

I couldn't help but notice you made

no mention of your wedding to them.

- It didn't seem relevant.

- RALPH: Charlotte!

Mm, Ralph.

Uh, may I introduce

Lady de Clemente.

Mr. Ralph Starling.

How do you do, my lady?

Many congratulations,

Mr. Starling.

You have made

an excellent choice of wife.

I have bought you a present.

It is Mr. Keats's new work.

Oh, you had no need to do that.

I wanted to.

I thought we might

read it together.

[SOFT MUSIC]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANCE]

- ♪♪

♪♪

[CUTLERY CATTLE]

- [FOOTSTEPS]

- [QUIET CHATTER]

I fear I've failed you.

I've made enquiries

all along the coast, and I cannot find

any obliging dove fanciers.

Thank you, Arthur,

but I can live without the birds.

Speaking of birds,

a peacock approaches.

Miss Lambe.

Lord Montrose,

Duke of Buckinghamshire.

I must thank you for

the kind invitation.

Think nothing of it.

Mr. Parker is organizing the party.

I'm barely aware of inviting you.

May I presume to ask if you might

take the air along the promenade

tomorrow?

I fear Miss Lambe is otherwise

engaged.

Even if I'm not,

- the answer would be the same.

- Hm!

Then I shall

respectfully withdraw.

[QUIET CHATTER]

[FOOTSTEPS]

- That was suspiciously easy.

- Hmm.

Look.

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

- EDWARD: Oh!

- Ow!

[GRUNTS]

[VIOLIN MUSIC]

My dear lady

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- ♪♪

Please forgive me.

I am not your dear lady.

Poetry?

Are you the author?

♪♪

No lasting damage, I hope.

As a matter of fact,

I'm mortally wounded.

LADY DENHAM: Edward!

♪♪

Good day to you, miss.

♪♪

Was that Mr. Colbourne's niece?

You'd better have a very good reason

for talking to her.

We barely exchanged a word, Aunt.

She dropped her book,

I returned it.

- It was entirely innocent.

- Hm.

♪♪

You'd do well to stay away

from that man, Miss Markham.

♪♪

You cannot fall at

the first obstacle, Harry!

You're obviously

not charming enough!

You will try again tomorrow.

Redouble your efforts.

And as for you, Lydia,

the search continues.

Mr. Arthur Parker is unwed,

but of no great means.

Sir Edward Denham

is notorious,

as well as penniless.

And Mr. Hankins [SIGHS]

hardly warrants a mention.

PRYCE: This town

is a damn sight smaller

than I was expecting.

Well, it may seem that way

from, uh,

this vantage point,

Mr. Pryce,

but, uh,

if you will accompany me

- down on to the beach

- No, no, I have a loathing for sand.

Well, um, uh,

perhaps I might interest you

in a spot of lunch?

- I have a rather fine claret.

- You needn't butter me up,

Parker.

I have made my fortune

by listening only to my gut.

And at this moment,

it is telling me

that I would be a fool

not to invest in your hotel.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

♪♪

Well,

that is wonderful news,

Mr. Pryce.

Uh, all that remains

is Lady Denham's approval.

But that is a mere

formality.

I shall introduce you

tomorrow.

♪♪

Papa! Papa! You'll never guess

who's returned to Sanditon!

No!

I'm stumped.

Miss Heywood!

AUGUSTA: She said how much

she missed us all.

How much she regrets

the circumstances of her departure.

Did she?

You, uh, always told us

it was her decision to leave.

- That was my perception.

- Hmm.

[SAD SOFT MUSIC]

♪♪

AUGUSTA: You can't deny it,

Mrs. Wheatley.

You saw how he reacted

to her name.

I am saying nothing.

LEO: What are you talking about?

Your father and Miss Heywood

are in love.

I have long suspected it.

That is why she left

so abruptly.

- It all makes perfect sense.

- But what does that mean?

It means that before

she leaves Sanditon,

we must force them to acknowledge

their feelings for one another.

And how do you intend

to do that?

Perhaps

if we could

get them to dance together.

If only somebody was

holding a party.

♪♪

[VOICES IN DISTANCE]

TOM: Yes, you see, well, with all

the apartments, uh, now taken,

we're having to turn new

visitors away-- thank you.

Hence the need

for an elegant new hotel, hm.

I'm astonished

that you have finally lived up

to your promise, Mr. Parker.

You have turned our town

into a thriving resort.

Thank you.

[CHUCKLES]

And I believe you have

secured an investor.

Well, no ordinary investor, my lady.

A veritable King Midas.

Oh!

- Does the gentleman have a name?

- [DOORBELL RINGING]

I believe that might be him now.

Please excuse me.

[CHUCKLES]

[FOOTSTEPS MOVE AWAY]

[HOOVES NOISE OUTSIDE]

TOM [IN FRONT HALL]:

Mr. Pryce, good morning!

PRYCE: Is it? Why?

Did he say Pryce?

Yes, Mr. Rowleigh Pryce.

I suddenly feel unwell.

Where is your servants' entrance?

What?

[YELLING]:

Where is your servants' entrance?!

Oh, this way, this way.

TOM [IN FRONT HALL]:

This way, please, Mr. Pryce.

My dear wife, Mrs. Mary Parker,

is also in attendance.

[FUNNY MUSIC]

Lady Denham,

allow me to introduce you to

Um Unfortunately,

Lady Denham was

called away unexpectedly.

I usually take a nap

this time of the day.

Will you tell Lady Denham,

whoever she may be,

that I do not care to have

my sleep stolen

for no purpose!

Damned impertinence!

Mr. Pryce, I

♪♪

CHARLOTTE:

And she just ran away?

I've never seen a woman of her

years move with such

- alacrity. I cannot account for

- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.

- [CHUCKLES]

- Yeah. Well, no matter.

We shall invite Mr. Pryce

to Georgiana's party tonight.

We shall sit them together,

then she cannot escape.

Given your description

of Mr. Pryce,

might they not prove

a rather combustible mix?

Well, as long as they are

talking profit, I suspect she'll be

- all ears.

- Charlotte and I

I are going to visit Mrs. Filkins

in the Old Town--

we will meet you

- and Mr. Starling at the beach.

- Dearest heart.

I cannot wait.

- [PEOPLE TALKING IN BACKGROUND]

- [SOFT MUSIC]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- ♪♪

CHARLOTTE: It's a while

since I visited the Old Town.

I always thought it an irony

that the very people that built Sanditon

and who serve its visitors

should live so humbly themselves.

I've never thought of it like that.

And Mrs. Filkins was

once your maid?

Yes.

She married Mr. Filkins

and had children

and hasn't stopped since.

I visit as often as I can

with a few gifts or provisions.

That's kind of you.

It's not just a kindness.

It's nice to find an occupation

outside being a wife

and a mother.

Rewarding as that is,

of course.

♪♪

[KNOCKS AT DOOR]

[BABY FUSSING]

Oh, you're too generous,

Mrs. Parker.

Honestly, Mrs. Filkins,

it's the least I can do.

Forgive the mess.

If I'd known you was coming

- Not at all.

- Jonas, don't do that!

You wouldn't mind,

would you, miss?

[SOFTLY]: Hi!

It has been a bit overwhelming,

if I'm honest.

You always think one more

won't make a difference.

I know what it's like--

I'm one of 12.

And what's your name?

Tess.

And this is my sister Dora.

When I visit you next,

I'll bring some books.

Will you teach me to read them?

MARY: Alas, Miss Heywood

is leaving tomorrow.

Then she is to be married.

Oh, congratulations, miss.

Before you know it,

you'll be just like me.

♪♪

I've never felt such apprehension.

I feel like an actor about

to open as Hamlet.

I'm sure there'll be some detail

that has escaped me.

I never meant for this

to be such a burden, Arthur.

It is only a party.

It is rather more

than that to me.

I suppose I'd hoped it might,

in some small way,

make up for my part in

the Lockhart debacle.

Forget about him.

You are a true, dear friend.

And tonight will be perfect.

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [INDISTINCT VOICES]

Oh, uh, Mr. Pryce!

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Uh!

Did you receive the invitation?

I trust you will join us tonight.

I don't care for parties, Parker.

Far too clamorous for my liking.

Thank you all the same.

[STAMMERS]: Lady Denham

specifically requested

your presence there, sir.

She was most apologetic

for missing you yesterday.

Oh, very well.

I daresay I could put

in a brief appearance.

But don't expect me to dance!

[CHUCKLES]

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[ARTHUR GUFFAWS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

ARTHUR: Yes, very good!

Ralph, will you take a turn?

I am happy to remain a spectator.

Nonsense, Mr. Starling,

I insist!

I bet you will prove a natural.

RALPH: I'm not so sure.

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [FUNNY MUSIC]

[SIGHING]:

I fear the peacock returns.

GEORGIANA: Oh, for pity's

sake. [SIGHS]

♪♪

[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFS]

♪♪

I thought I was quite clear

- that I have no interest.

- [SOFTLY]: Neither do I.

Not in the least.

But if you would be good enough

to pretend, just for one moment,

that you find me extraordinarily amusing,

then I give you my word,

I will leave you alone.

♪♪

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

- [BOTH LAUGHING]

- Do we know who that man is, Tom?

- That, my dear

- [GEORGIANA LAUGHING]

is the Duke of Buckinghamshire.

Lady Denham, Lady de Clemente,

and now a duke.

I had no idea you kept

such rarefied company.

That's why I need you,

to keep my feet on the ground.

Come, Mr. Starling.

[LIGHT WIND BLOWS]

TOM: Thank you, brother.

- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

- [LIGHT WIND]

[TOM AND ARTHUR EXCLAIM]

AUGUSTA: Miss Heywood!

Miss Lambe's maid told us

you were picnicking here.

- We have something for her.

- Oh!

Georgiana!

You remember Miss Markham

and this is Miss Colbourne.

Many happy returns

on your birthday!

We've brought you a present.

Thank you!

We hope your party

is a great success,

Miss Lambe.

Forgive me.

When I sent out the invitations,

I thought you were in Bath.

What a shame.

I should have loved to attend

more than anything.

I'm sure one more guest

wouldn't make too great a difference.

Would it, Charlotte?

[HAPPY MUSIC]

It's your party.

You are too kind, but

I would require a chaperone,

which would mean bringing my uncle.

I fear that is too far.

GEORGIANA: Not at all.

You both would be most welcome.

Thank you so much!

♪♪

[ARTHUR GRUNTS]

♪♪

[CHEERS, LAUGHS]

Well played, Mr. Starling.

You and the Duke of Buckinghamshire

seemed to be getting on rather famously,

Georgiana.

- I remain unconvinced of his charms.

- Well, you seemed quite convinced

from where I was sitting.

[CHUCKLES]

Now, if I could see you

become a duchess,

I, I would feel I'd truly fulfilled

my role as guardian.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves,

Tom.

We know nothing about him.

I suppose, if nothing else,

it would finally rid me

of the fortune hunters.

Shall we see if we cannot

find some bigger shells

for your necklaces?

[LIGHT WIND]

[CHUCKLES]

[SAD SOFT MUSIC]

My mother left me a necklace

made from shells.

[SAD MUSIC CELLO]

♪♪

- [WAVES SOUND]

- ♪♪

♪♪

- [WAVES SOUND]

- ♪♪

♪♪

[CHUCKLING]

♪♪

[DOOR SLAMS]

[SAD MUSIC ORCHESTRAL]

♪♪

AUGUSTA:

Miss Lambe meant to invite us

in the first place, but just

assumed we were still in Bath.

The party is just hours away.

I'm not convinced I can be good

company at such short notice.

Augusta has already accepted.

You should have consulted me first.

Well,

I knew you would be keen

on attending since

there will be so

many prospective suitors there

for me to meet.

How could we pass up

such an opportunity?

This seems a rather sudden

change of heart.

Hm, perhaps I have learned

the error of my ways.

Miss Heywood will be there.

She expressed great hope

in you attending.

Since you've already accepted,

it seems I have little choice.

- Hm!

- [SOFT MUSIC]

[DOOR SHUTS]

♪♪

HARRY: I called

to ask if you might see a way to

[SAD MUSIC]

to forgetting

anything you may have observed

on the beach today.

I saw nothing.

Your Grace.

Thank you, Miss Lambe.

As a duke, I must

maintain certain appearances,

you understand.

All too well.

However,

I do have a proposition.

♪♪

She has given me the great honor

- of accompanying her to her party.

- [GASPS]

Oh!

- And of opening the dancing with her.

- Oh!

Oh, my darling boy,

that is balm to my soul!

I knew she'd be unable

to resist you

once you'd set your mind to it.

And as if that weren't enough

good news

I believe I've

found you a match, Lydia.

He's a wealthy widower

recently returned from Bath,

he sounds quite perfect.

His name is

Alexander Colbourne.

[FUNNY MUSIC]

♪♪

- Do I pass muster?

- ♪♪

You must be seen at your best

tonight, sir.

Life affords so few

second chances.

As I am all too aware.

♪♪

Well, Uncle, I am ready.

Are you?

♪♪

[LAUGHS]

♪♪

- [CARRIAGE NOISE]

- [HAPPY MUSIC]

♪♪

Is it not thrilling, Mary?

Everywhere one looks,

there is another lord or lady.

You mustn't forget tonight

is for Georgiana, my dear.

Not for Sanditon.

Can it not be for both?

[CHUCKLES]

Charlotte, you look

quite spectacular!

I hope you realize how lucky

you are, Mr. Starling.

Oh, I can't believe

my good fortune.

Although I can't say what use

Charlotte'll have for

such finery in Willingden.

Hm.

Yes, please.

I fear

we find ourselves

amongst a rather rakish crowd.

I pray we shall be delivered

from the

beastliness

of bacchanalian excess.

Hm.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING

IN BACKGROUND]

♪♪

ARTHUR: Yes, if you could

swap these two over.

- Yes, sir.

- Thank you-- go, go, go.

- Welcome!

- Oh!

CHARLOTTE:

This is magnificent, Arthur!

- You've done Georgiana proud!

- Thank you!

Do you really think

she'll like it?

I'm certain of it!

[SOFTLY]:

Yes, uh, I, uh

May I borrow your betrothed

for a turn about the room,

Mr. Starling?

By all means, my lady.

As long as you return her to me.

What if Mr. Pryce decides

not to come?

Patience, Tom.

He'll be here, all will be well.

LADY DENHAM:

What a perfectly vulgar display.

Inheriting a fortune seems

to have robbed Miss Lambe

of good taste

and discretion.

I regret, meine lady,

I shall be at a symposium

in London next week,

so we shall have to call

a brief

Zwischenspiel

to, uh, Sir Edward's

water treatment.

Oh, what a terrible shame.

Oh!

Oh, I see no reason to pause.

I'm perfectly capable

of wielding a hose.

Huh!

[ORCHESTRA CONTINUES]

♪♪

I do hope Mr. Colbourne

were here.

♪♪

Oh, it's an old dress,

but, uh

Yes, you look passable.

You must ration your

compliments, Mother.

You will make me conceited.

[SIGHS]

The first time we met

was at a party

not entirely unlike this one.

[CHUCKLES] I had never

felt so out of place.

Look how far you've come!

[CHUCKLES]

[SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC]

♪♪

Miss Heywood.

♪♪

Lady de Clemente,

may I introduce Mr. Colbourne.

My lady.

And I've already had

the pleasure of meeting

Miss Markham.

How are you enjoying

the party, my lady?

♪♪

You look exceptionally

well, Miss Heywood.

Thank you.

I assume Miss Markham

persuaded you to come.

No, no, on the contrary, I

I came more than willingly.

I was hoping that we might

- have the chance to speak.

- LADY MONTROSE: Lady de Clemente,

would you be so kind

as to introduce us?

Can this be the famous

Mr. Colbourne?

[CHUCKLES]: An introduction seems

rather redundant now, does it not?

Oh, on the contrary, Mr. Colbourne

may not be aware that I am

the Dowager Duchess

Lady Montrose

and this is my daughter,

Lady Lydia.

Your Grace, Lady Lydia.

My niece, Miss Markham.

Miss Heywood.

How do you do, Miss Markham?

A pleasure to see you again,

Miss Heywood.

And you, Lady Lydia.

- [GUESTS APPLAUDING]

- [HAPPY MUSIC VIOLIN]

- [APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- ♪♪

LADY MONTROSE:

And that is my son,

Lord Montrose,

Duke of Buckinghamshire,

and

Miss Lambe, of course.

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

HARRY: Oh!

I should never have

expected such a warm reception.

It is not you.

It is because I have arrived.

- [APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

- ♪♪

♪♪

Forgive me, Your Grace.

I didn't know you and Georgiana

were so well acquainted.

Oh!

Well, we haven't know

each other for long,

but our rapport

was instantaneous.

[BOTH LAUGH]

ARTHUR:

Georgiana, a word.

I cannot see you yield

to another fortune hunter.

I'm told he's quite notorious.

And I'm told

that his father has gambled away

their entire fortune.

[SOFTLY]:

I know what I am doing.

History will not repeat itself.

[CLEARS THROAT]

GEORGIANA:

Tonight is perfect.

You've surpassed yourself.

LADY SUSAN:

Charlotte tells me you have known

each other since childhood.

I have known and loved her

my whole life, my lady.

Although I confess, she seems

quite a different person here

in Sanditon.

One I hardly recognize.

For better or worse?

It is not for me to say.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

♪♪

LADY MONTROSE:

Oh, you have my sympathy,

Lady Denham, what an indignity.

Have we any idea

- who this elusive gentleman is?

- Well, whoever he is,

he's clearly a man of ill breeding

and atrocious manners.

- [GUESTS MURMURING]

- ♪♪

Keep your eyes fixed on Mr. C.,

in case he should glance over.

But if he does,

look away at once.

Have you spotted

any eligible suitors yet?

AUGUSTA: Um, it,

it is too early to tell.

And you, Uncle?

[ORCHESTRA CONTINUES]

[CHUCKLES]

♪♪

- [GUEST MURMURING]

- ♪♪

♪♪

- [GUESTS MURMURING]

- ♪♪

Well, then, Sir Edward,

you must tell me

what your concerns are.

Sometimes I wonder

if my aunt will ever relent.

What if I spend years

enduring her treatments

and still find myself

out in the cold?

But your soul

will still be saved.

FUCHS:

It is a weeklong symposium

on recent medical advances.

- I am sure it would be of little interest.

- Oh, on the contrary,

Doctor,

- I am an assiduous autodidact.

- Ah!

Oh,

Oh, your glass needs refreshing,

Fräulein.

Uh, she has had an ample

sufficiency,

thank you, Dr. Fuchs.

[ORCHESTRA CONTINUES]

Oh, about time.

We'd given you up for dead.

As I live and breathe.

Louisa Brereton!

Lady Denham to you.

[LAUGHING]

I told you all would be well.

They're getting on famously.

You expect me to believe

that this was coincidence?

I swear upon my life.

Had I known you were

Lady Denham,

I should not have come

within 100 miles.

Poppycock!

- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

- [KEYS RATTLING]

MRS. WHEATLEY:

Miss Colbourne.

It is long past your bedtime,

is it not?

How can I sleep,

Mrs. Wheatley,

knowing they may be dancing

together right now?

[SOFT MUSIC]

It'll give you something

to dream about.

But what if Augusta's right,

and they do fall in love?

Miss Heywood

will be my mother.

Imagine that!

Let's not get ahead

of ourselves, shall we?

♪♪

[SAD SOFT MUSIC]

♪♪

- [GUESTS MURMURING]

- ♪♪

Miss Heywood.

When

I heard that you had

returned to Sanditon,

I could only assume that

you would wish to keep your distance.

But

when I heard that you had

spoken of your departure with regret,

I dared

to hope that there might yet be

a chance

- to tell you that

- Charlotte.

- [GUESTS MURMURING]

- [MUSIC ENDS]

Mr. Colbourne,

this is Mr. Starling.

He and I are

to be married.

[SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪

Then I must

congratulate you both.

Thank you, sir,

but I interrupted

Not at all, I, um,

was merely inquiring

as to whether

persuade Miss Heywood

to return as our governess.

But I see now

that is not to be.

You have proven to be

quite irreplaceable.

Miss Heywood.

Mr. Starling.

♪♪

[FOOTSTEPS MOVE AWAY]

[GUEST MURMURING]

[WALTZ PLAYING]

♪♪

Is it true that your father

ruined you?

Afraid so.

We are paupers

with a title

and a large house.

Hence my mother's jubilation

at this match.

My guardians are

equally delighted.

My suitors quite deterred.

[WALTZ CONTINUES]

♪♪

MARY:

You're in a merry mood!

Is it any wonder?

Georgiana has a duke,

we have a new investor,

and soon Sanditon

shall have a hotel.

RALPH: Mr. Colbourne is not quite

the ogre you described.

Aren't you glad I saved you

from the life of a governess?

Immeasurably.

[WALTZ CONTINUES]

♪♪

LADY MONTROSE: Mr. Colbourne

has a very pleasing

countenance,

don't you think?

Highly.

Although I would have thought

he was a little young for you.

[WALTZ CONTINUES]

♪♪

I see Mr. Colbourne

is returned from Bath.

They say his niece--

an orphan, poor thing--

inherited a small

fortune from her parents.

♪♪

Scant consolation

for losing them.

[WALTZ CONTINUES]

♪♪

My lady, you finally had

the pleasure of meeting Mr. Pryce.

"Pleasure" is not

the word I'd use.

I would not trust that man

to put up a tent,

- let alone a hotel.

- [MUSIC ENDS, GUESTS APPLAUD]

You will not accept one

penny of that man's money.

Not so much as a ha'penny

or a farthing!

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [ORCHESTRA NOT PLAYING]

Why didn't you tell me

you were getting married?

I thought I had.

It is hardly the sort of thing

to slip your mind.

You must join this next dance,

it is a quadrille.

I'm afraid

I don't know the steps.

Then you don't mind

if I borrow Charlotte.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- You and the duke of Buckinghamshire?

- I'll explain later.

- You and Mr. Colbourne?

- There's nothing to tell.

[CARRIAGE NOISE]

[ORCHESTRA PLAYS QUADRILLE]

With your permission,

I wonder if I might write to you

from London.

I should like nothing more,

Herr Doktor.

[QUADRILLE CONTINUES]

♪♪

Miss Markham.

I have been warned about you,

Sir Edward.

You have quite the reputation.

Then you shouldn't believe

everything you hear.

Well

I am perfectly capable

of forming my own opinion.

[QUADRILLE CONTINUES]

♪♪

I wish you luck in finding

a new governess.

♪♪

I wish you a happy marriage.

♪♪

I hope he is worthy of you.

[QUADRILLE CONTINUES]

♪♪

I understand you keep

a fine stable, Mr. Colbourne.

I am a keen equestrian myself.

♪♪

[CLAPPING IN RHYTHM]

Then you must come riding

at Heyrick Park.

At your convenience.

- [ORCHESTRA CONTINUES]

- [CLAPPING IN RHYTHM]

[LAUGHS]

- [CLAPPING IN RHYTHM]

- ♪♪

Shall we continue

our arrangement?

I see no reason not to.

LOCKHART:

Stop the music!

[MUSIC, CLAPPING STOP]

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪♪

[SOFTLY]: Miss Lambe.

I must speak with you alone.

♪♪

Georgiana.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪♪

Uh

Mr. Parker?

ARTHUR: Maestro, please!

[CLAPS]

[MUSIC BEGINS]

What is the meaning of this?

You were not invited.

You're the last person on Earth

I wish to see.

It pains me to ruin your

celebration, honestly, it does,

but I'm afraid what I have

to give you cannot wait.

GEORGIANA:

What is this?

I am hereby serving you

with a writ

stating that

I am the rightful heir

to your father's fortune.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

I suggest you find

yourself a lawyer.

[SAD DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪♪

♪♪

Another lawyer turned her down?

If I lose my father's inheritance,

I lose my independence.

En garde!

Do we know you?

No, but I know you.

CHARLOTTE:

Georgiana needs me.

LADY SUSAN: You're sure that

she's not just an excuse

not to return to Willingden?

♪♪

♪♪
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