07x211 - Gray vs. Cancer! Dance Battle!

[bunniefuu]

[CANCER] Shake me down,

I want to prance!

I've got to move.

It's time to dance!

Oh yeah!

The heck have I done?

Anything but this

I could've dealt with.

[CANCER]

Don't just stand there.

Show me your moves, man!

Eh? What do you mean?

[CANCER]

You know what I mean.

Your hot boogie moves!

You've got them inside!

So let them come play!

[GRAY]

That isn't helpful!

[CROWD cheers]

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Now, onto Fairy Tail Cult Quiz,

Question number !

This man's name is...

[HEAVEN VOICE A] Nab!

Great. This is going

to be a trick question.

[HEAVEN VOICE A] But can

anyone tell me his last name?

[LEVY gasps]

[CAPRICORN] Oh dear.

Seems like a very

easy one to me.

They might as well just

give the points away.

Yeah, totally.

She's throwing me

a real softball here!

[LEVY] Oh, dang.

What the heck is his last name?

Nab, uh...

Nab, uh, something.

Come on, brain!

Don't fail me now!

Jonah? No, that's Reedus.

Alors? Is Max's.

Rocko?

Nope, Warren Rocko!

[CAPRICORN] If you'd

like to pass, I'll answer it.

No way I'm going

to pass on this one!

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Miss Levy buzzes in!

It's Nab Celery!

[buzzer sounds]

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Sorry, but celery is

his least favorite food.

[LEVY gasps]

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Yes, Mr. Capricorn!

Nab Lasaro!

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Right you are!

[CROWD cheers]

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

Another wrong answer.

You know what that means!

[LEVY whimpers]

Oh, Nab! I'm sorry!

[HEAVEN VOICE A]

And with that mistake,

the penalty increases!

Holy--!

[HEAVEN VOICE A] Let's

keep the game moving folks!

It's on to question number six!

[HAPPY] Gray vs. Cancer!

Dance Battle!

So we're here.

And Loke's nowhere to be found.

M.I.A.

Do you think that he's

hiding somewhere nearby?

[CARLA] There's no shortage

of things to hide behind

in this place.

[NATSU gasps]

[NATSU sniffs[

Is it food?

No food.

But I sure do smell him!

Now, all I've got to do

is follow the scent!

[NATSU sniffs]

[WENDY]

Good idea.

Maybe I can help you with that!

Yeah, me too!

What utter nonsense!

[NATSU sniffs]

[NATSU]

This smells important!

That looks like

the kind of place

we should probably stay out of.

Does it smell like Loke?

[NATSU sniffs]

He definitely went

through this door.

I have a strong feeling

that we're going to

seriously regret going inside.

Well, we got no other choice!

[GILDARTS]

Let's get this started!

I activate the extra

S-Class Wizard bonus!

All wizards will get

a one million increase

in their offensive strength

for the next three turns!

And for a little

something more,

Gildarts gains the power

of invincibility!

Woo!

I'm fired up now!

Well, heck.

I'll take that!

Unacceptable!

No way!

[CANA]

"I'm the rules!", kid!

[SCORPIO scoffs]

[CANA] Gildarts!

Block Aries!

It'll be my pleasure!

[ARIES] This is like,

uber unfair!

Booyah!

There goes your

only spirit in play.

So what're you going to do

about that, you little turd?

[SCORPIO growls]

I suppose it's your turn.

I'm liking this game!

But I just need one more card!

And I'd also like to skip

all that standby crap.

I'll just end

everything on this turn!

I knew there was no

way that you'd lose.

Yep. That's my girl!

Zip it, you!

'Kay...

Battle Sequence time!

Now I'll use the

invincible Gildarts

to clear the whole damn board!

[GILDARTS yells]

No fair!

[SCORPIO grunts]

Way to go, Cana!

That was sweet!

Nicely done!

Thanks for the help!

Well, I am your daddy.

Right, darling?

[CANA chuckles]

[GILDARTS chuckles]

[LUCY grunts]

It's squishing me!

Punishment time!

[VIRGO]

Coochy-coochy-coochy-coo!

--[LUCY gasps]

--Coochy-coochy-coochy...

--[LUCY laughs]

--Coochy-coochy-coochy...

--[LUCY grunts]

--[rumbling]

[LUCY gasps]

Owie!

[VIRGO laughs]

How long until it

crushes your bones?

[LUCY grunts]

[VIRGO]

Coochy-coochy-coochy-coo...

Stop!

[LUCY laughs]

[LUCY] I can't take it!

Are you ticklish here? Or here?

This'll drive you crazy!

[VIRGO]

Coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy...

[LUCY laughs]

[laughing continues]

Wait! Hold on.

Are you stopping?

No. But this isn't

a real punishment.

Huh?

You're enjoying

it more than me!

Are you freaking kidding me?

This is t*rture!

Let's change.

Hey! Uh, what

do you mean?

I'm in my bikini?!

[VIRGO]

Now, look up here!

[LUCY] Uh! A watermelon?

You're absolutely going to

hate what happens to you next!

Come on, Virgo, can't we just

make up and be friends again?

You are enjoying

this, aren't you?

No way, this is horrible!

[CANCER] Hey, hey,

hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Lemme show you what

I'm working with, man!

[CANCER] This ain't the

time to be standing around.

We've got to get this

boogie battle bumping!

[GRAY]

We've got to do what?!

We're getting down!

You and me are going to

shake it to the rhythm

and step to the beats.

Because it's all about

staying alive tonight!

[GRAY growls]

You want me to dance with you?

[CANCER] Move your

feet to the disco beat!

I've got a feeling this

is going to be sweet!

[GRAY growls]

[GRAY grunts]

I'm screwed!

I've got such

painfully bad rhythm.

I couldn't win a dance

contest to save my life!

[CANCER] Ooh!

He's on his knees, begging

please, but he still looks cool!

So let's get it heated up!

Let's make this place

a disco inferno!

Time put on your

dancing shoes!

[GRAY gasps]

[CANCER] Oh yeah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Here you go, man!

Did you just give

me some shoes?

They're badass

boogie boots!

Once you got on those

hot crimson kicks,

you're going to keep dancin'

until your heart stops

pumping out the beat!

Of course, I gave them just

a little more style for you!

[GRAY]

What the?!

My feet are moving

all by themselves!

[GRAY whimpers]

[GRAY yells]

That's too funky!

[GRAY] Stop now!

I think I'd probably rather die

if it means I can

keep my dignity!

Oh yeah!

That is such a far out

thing for you to say, man!

No. I can't.

I refuse to make

a fool out of myself!

It's a nightmare.

I've got to wake up, right?

It's real.

And it's getting realer!

Cause you got the feeling

deep inside you,

burning a hole in your soul,

it's going to make you twist,

it's going to make you shout,

it's going to make

you lose control!

Free your mind, and

your rump will follow!

Say what?

I'll make you shake

you moneymaker!

[GRAY screams]

Tell me.

What did you do to me?

I just set your spirit

free, brother man.

I cut your heart wide open

so you can get rid

of all that shame!

You cut open my heart?

[GRAYS chatter indistinctly]

I'm feeling so funky.

It's like all these

weird versions of me

are trying to bust out!

No! Stop it!

It's not me!

It's not me!

Oh, I've got

the dopest moves.

Can you dig it?!

Hey, DJ!

Pump up the jams!

[music plays]

[GRAY]

Am I really doing this?

I can't believe it!

[music continues]

Super fly!

[JUVIA gasps]

How strange...

I feel like I'm missing

something amazing right now!

I dance like I fight!

That means I don't fool around.

If you're looking for a

dance battle, you got it!

And you ain't seen

nothing yet, buddy.

Get down, man!

Oh! Those moves are

bringing tears to my eyes!

Ah! Now I've got to

get ready to do my thing.

Got to pick it up

and lay it down!

I like to call this one

the crustacean hustle.

You feel me?

[GRAY]

Not really.

You're barely even moving

your feet over there.

That's pretty slick.

But I'm about to

bring it back retro

with some old school

go-go style.

Please. You're never

going to move forward

if you keep holding

on to the past.

My style is

revolutionary!

I call it...

...the icy slide!

This cat turned my dance floor

into an ice skating rink!

Whoa!

This ain't the way you

do a dance battle, man!

I told you I've got a

revolutionary style, didn't I?

Watch.

See if you can hang

with my cool triple-axel!

[CANCER squeals]

[CROWD cheers]

[GRAY] Gray Bauer!

He's burning up the ice!

[GRAY] Check it!

Gray Spin!

He's got the freshest moves

I've ever seen in my life!

[GRAY] Gray Backspin!

I'm getting

hypnotized!

[GRAY] Graymann Spin!

Those sexy moves!

And now...

Step sequence!

So cool, I'm freezing!

[GRAY] For the finale...

...One hundred gray spin!

[CROWD cheers]

[CANCER]

Oh Yeah!

He's the funkiest thing on ice!

Whoa. That's insane.

I've got to step up my game

if I want to top that!

Let's really get this

party started, man!

Take it up to level two!

So what's different

about this one?

We're firing up a real

dance battle, man!

Huh?

That's what we've been

doing this whole time.

You don't get it.

This dance battle is

about to get real on you!

[CANCER yells]

[GRAY grunts]

[GRAY] Oh, now I see.

You want me to bust some moves

while I bust your head. Hmph

[LIBRA yells]

Please don't do this, Libra!

The last thing I want

to do is fight you!

[LIBRA grunts]

[YUKINO gasps]

[YUKINO sighs]

[YUKINO gasps]

[YUKINO sighs]

[LIBRA] Everything's

in equilibrium.

[YUKINO] What's going on?

Where are we?

A place where you

remain in balance, or die.

Die?

[YUKINO]

But I don't understand.

Are you talking about

some kind of balance

between the human world

and the spirit world?

It doesn't make sense to me.

[LIBRA] It will all

become clear in time.

[YUKINO] What?

First, worry about

your own balance!

If you want to keep living!

[LIBRA yells]

[YUKINO growls]

[CANCER]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[GRAY grunts]

I got styles for miles

and miles, pal.

[GRAY] Ice Cannon!

[CANCER] Heh!

[CANCER] Fresh!

Oh crap!

Come on and play that

funky music, ice boy!

[GRAY]

Ice Make: Lance!

[CANCER]

Oh yeah!

You ain't got nothing

on my crab spin!

Can you dig it?

These pincers of mine

can cut more than rugs, man!

Oh, you want some

more of that, huh?

Ice Impact!

Double Pincers!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[GRAY GROWLS]

[CANCER]

You're real cool, man.

But there's no way I'm going

to lose to you in my house!

Been waiting' for this one!

[GRAY grunts]

[CANCER gasps]

Hey, this kind of

dancing ain't my style!

You taught me to open up my

heart to new things, remember?

Now it's my turn to

teach you something.

[CANCER]

He's amazing!

First off, I'll show you

the Gray Death Spiral!

[CANCER]

My heart is open.

[GRAY] And now...

The Gray Rolling Jump!

[CANCER]

And he's coming inside!

[GRAY] Gotcha!

Gray Twist Lift, go!

I'm so dizzy I can

barely see straight!

[GRAY] We're making

a great team so far!

[CANCER] This is

like a dream come true!

I'm so happy

I could just die!

Oh yeah?

[CANCER] Huh?

[GRAY] This is going

to be my last routine!

[CANCER]

You're really done?

[CANCER gasps]

[GRAY] Ice Blade.

Seven-Strike Dance!

[CANCER screams]

[CANCER] That's not

a dance, it's a tragedy!

[CANCER groans]

[GRAY] Huh?

[GRAYS chatter indistinctly]

What in the hell

just happened?

Wait.

It's kind of starting

to come back to me now.

Oh man.

Please no.

[CANCER groans]

[CANCER] Come on, man.

Don't tell me your heart

is closed back up again.

Hey.

[CANCER] Yeah?

You tell anyone

about what went down

and I will put you

in a pot and boil you.

You understand me, man?

I know you hate me.

But I still think you're

the coolest dude ever.

Ah, geez.

[CANCER] Good night.

My sweet prince.

[GRAY] I'm just glad

no one had to see that.

[JUVIA]

There's that feeling again.

Like I missed

something incredible.

Okay, so now we're

in a creepy old room.

That looks like

some kind of altar.

Can you still smell Loke?

[NATSU sniffs]

It's like his scent goes this

far and then evaporates.

But the way we came

was the only passageway.

This room seems like

a total dead end to me.

[WENDY] Whoa!

I can definitely feel

a draft coming in

through this crack in the wall!

Maybe it's a secret

door or something!

I'll bet you Loke

crossed through it

because he knew

I was coming after him.

I wonder if we could

get it to open somehow.

Perhaps with a magic word?

[HAPPY] I command you door,

Open sesame, please.

I can get it open.

Stand back everyone.

What?

Seriously?

Fire Dragon.

Iron Fist!

I don't think that

it worked, Natsu!

[HAPPY] Thanks for getting

us k*lled in here, pal!

Hey, it's not my fault!

[HISUI gasps

Princess!

Guess it did work.

Now let's go get Loke!

That jerk can run.

But he can't hide! Heh, heh.

Do you know what could've caused

that big tremor just now?

I'm not sure.

But it does seem like something

has changed in this room.

Look over there.

A door.

But to where?

Well, I'm not entirely certain,

but I'd be willing to bet

it's somewhere dangerous.

Perhaps a world completely

separate from our own.

What do you think?

We should go.

We still don't know what's

happened in the celestial world.

Our answer might very well

lie behind that door.

Yes.

No matter what perils we may

face on the other side.

I swear on my honor

to be your protector

whatever the cost

may be, princess.

I know you will.

[NATSU] This sucks.

This desert world

is so freaking hot!

[HAPPY] I feel like my fur

is going to melt off.

Hey, I have an idea,

maybe we can get cooler

with some good old

bone-chilling, scary stuff!

[NATSU] Well, it's worth

a shot at least! Boo!

[HAPPY]

Are you kidding me?

[NATSU] No, I'm

trying to scare you!

[HAPPY] Come on, I've fought

monsters and stuff.

It's going to take more

than that to get to me.

[NATSU and HAPPY]

Next Time: Juvia vs. Aries!

Desert Death Match!

[NATSU] Maybe we can find Lucy

and she can do one of her skits.

[HAPPY] Geez, I said scare me,

not bore me to death!