01x03 - Snakebit

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["ANNOUNCER Previously KAI What's gotten into him? ,…]



ANNOUNCER Previously KAI What's gotten into him?


ZANE He's under their control.


COLE Where am I?


SCALES It's about time we did this.


KAI If you hadn't followed that silly bird,


none of this would have happened.


You leave and never return.


Our new home.


[ALL CHEERING]


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ And then we'll jump back Do it again ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]


[♪♪♪]


[GONG CRASHING]


Evil doesn't sleep, and neither should you.


[NINJAS GRUNTING]


WU In order to reach your full potential,


we must greet each day as an opportunity.


Okay, okay, we're up.


But if you want us to reach our full potential,


shouldn't we at least get a full night of rest?


[YAWNS]


Unh, you call that rest?


I think my back has more lumps than the mattress.


We were up so late, talking about how cool it is


to have a new headquarters I guess we lost track of time.


Since the Serpentine burned down the monastery,


I'm just glad we have a roof over our heads-- Ack!


[SPITTING]


What is our lesson today, sensei?


Mastering the strike of the scorpion?


Or perhaps the grace of a--


[GRUNTS THEN COUGHS]


I think today's lesson will be chores.


ALL Chores?


Ninjas fight, sensei. They do not clean.


In order to respect ourselves,


we must respect our new home and where we are from.


And this place is a long way


from becoming a ninja headquarters.


I expect things to be spotless when I return.


And put your backs into it.


[GONG CRASHES]


Ah, this place is gonna take forever


to clean and fix up.


Unless we put more than our backs into it, huh?


[♪♪♪]


Ninja, go!


[♪♪♪]


Ninja, go! Ninja, go!


[DEVICE POWERING UP]


[♪♪♪]


Ninja, go!


[VIDEO GAME PLAYING ON TV]


What took you so long?


Wow! This place looks amazing.


You guys did all this?


Ninja don't just fight, Nya. We clean.


Oh. You have exceeded my expectations,


but can you keep it up? [HORN HONKS]


[HORN HONKS]


It looks like we're about to have some visitors.


And loud ones at that.


Oh, it's my parents.


Please, if they start yapping,


just don't get them going?


They don't know when to quit.


If you start talking, then they'll start,


and suddenly half the day is gone--


We get it. They talk a lot.


The cherry doesn't fall far from its blossom.


[♪♪♪]


[HORN HONKS]


Oh, heh. Take a note, Edna.


Either better brakes or a better bumper.


Oh, will you look at all this great stuff.


They can't just get rid of it.


We should have brought the trailer, Edna.


This ain't a flea market, Ed. We're here for Jay.


How's that? Did you take the note?


I'm writing it down, Ed.


Mom, Dad, what are you doing here?


Oh, look, it's my baby boy.


It's been so long since we've heard from you.


Ma, I called you two days ago.


Well, it's not soon enough, son.


When are you coming out to the junkyard?


You say you're coming, and then you don't.


Dad, do we have to talk about the junkyard


in front of my friends?


He hates it when we tell people he was born in a junkyard.


Oh. And who are you?


You are so cute.


You're just my son's type.


Mom!



It's a pleasure meeting you.


I'm sure if you want, Jay can give you the tour.


He worked very hard on it.


BOTH We'd love a tour.


[SIGHS]


[♪♪♪]


And this is the bridge.


This extends into a periscope.


This tells us what's going on in Ninjago.


And this...


If a Serpentine's not giving us the answers we want,


and we're up late at night--


A neuro apparatus to read their minds?


An audio appliance to make them talk?


No, a cappuccino machine.


Ha-ha. Amazing, son.


We're so proud of you.


Why don't you tell them about the button?


Ha-ha. It's not ready yet.


Oh, what's the button?


He's working on a special defense system.


Something every ninja headquarters needs.


Oh, really? What does it do?


Can I help? No, it's okay.


I don't need your help, Dad.


Let's just leave it alone.


Hey, look at the time.


Don't you need to get back before it gets dark?


I told you, there's dangerous Serpentine out there.


Uh, I suppose we could get back.


Edna, it was a pleasure hearing about Jay's first potty time.


Oh, if you thought that was good,


wait until you hear the story about the time


I caught him kissing his pillow.


Ugh. Snakes, Ma, snakes.


Okay. We're going, we're going.


So you promise to come to the junkyard and visit?


Yes. I promise. But only if you leave.


I don't want you to get hurt.


It's getting dark.


Uh, your headlights are working, right?


[ALL GRUNT] Heh. Like them?


I used a little extra juice.


Yep. Bye, son.


I couldn't be more proud.


And bring Nya with you, will you?


I can see why you like her.


Mom!


Now that they have left,


perhaps Jay can teach us the art of


kissing pillows.


[SNICKERS] Aah!


[ALL LAUGH]


I don't think he's coming, dear.


Stop it, Ed. He's coming.


No, he doesn't need us anymore.


I just have to remember that.


Uh, write it down for me, would you?


Oh, dear.


Lights, dear, it's getting dark.


ED Right, heh. Thanks, sugarplum.


[♪♪♪]


LLOYD It's not scary.


Um, maybe just a little, but I like scary.


Yeah, that's it.


I'm the son of the Dark Lord, I love the dark.


I eat this stuff for breakfast.


[SCREAMS]


I'm gonna make those Hypnobrai pay for betraying me.


I have to find the Fangpyres.


If there's anything a snake doesn't like,


it's another snake.


Here. By the mutated tree, I found it.


[GRUNTING]


Soon, the Serpentine will know


who their master is and it will be I,


Lloyd Garmadon.


[THUNDER CRASHES] Aah!


[GRUNTS]


[SCREAMING]


[CREATURES HISSING]


And who... ...may I say released us...


...from our captivity?


Uh, Lloyd.


I released you to make the Hypnobrai pay for betraying me.


The Hypnobrai?


Those hypnotizing deceivers.


It'll be... ...our pleasure.


Oh, good. I'll lead the way.


Then after that, there's some ninja I want dealt with.


Sounds like... ...you know...


...what you want.


But the Hypnobrai are strong.


And we are few in numbers.


We need... ...reinforcements.


What did you have in mind?


[HISSES]


[♪♪♪]


Home, sweet, home.


And back to the grind.



Oh, sweetie,


you've been working on that thing day and night.


Well, you never know when Jay may show up.


Oh, you're right.


You never know.


[♪♪♪]


Uh, Edna?


Was that you?


What, Ed? Are you hearing things again?


Uh, you, uh--


You turned on the security alarm before you left,


didn't you, hon?


Uh, must be broken.


[♪♪♪]


Whoever's there, my son knows spinjitzu.


[FANGPYRE GENERAL HISSING AND GROWLING]


What is it? Oh, why are the lights out?


Call Jay, hon. Someone's broken in.


How about we wait until he calls you.


[CACKLES]


Ed?


Be strong, Edna.


I won't let them hurt you.


If we plan...


...to attack... ...the Hypnobrai...


...we'll need to grow... ...our army.


And, uh, how do we do that?


Let's just say...


...we Fangpyre bite off more...


...than we can chew.


Have at it, boys!


[ALL GROWLING AND HISSING]


My creations! They are turning them into--


An army? You are correct.


But we can also... ...turn people too.


[LAUGHS]


[BOTH GASP]


[♪♪♪]


Sure got a lot of junk piling up.


If only there was a place we could get rid of it.


If you don't mind, I'm trying to focus.


Hi, Mom and Dad, of course I'd love to visit.


What kind of son would I be if I didn't want to?


[SARCASTIC LAUGH]


I know what you're trying to do.


Okay, look. I might have promised to visit my parents.


But there's a lot of stuff on my plate.


Heh-heh. Hi, Nya.


You gonna visit your parents today?


Uh, sure am. Just about to leave.


Tell them I say hi.


What? So my plate's not that full.


[GRUNTS]


Come on, Whisp. It'll be a quick visit.


Just in and out. Nothing more.


WU Hm, it is as I suspected.


The dragons are molting. They're shedding their scales.


What does that mean?


WU Every dragon goes through a transformation


before it becomes an adult.


We must allow them to migrate east to the Spirit Coves


for their transformation.


Will we see them again? It is hard to say.


But we need to allow them to follow their path.


Rocky's going east?


Say it isn't so, Rocky.


Well, I guess I gotta go on this long walk all by myself.


Sure be nice to have company.


Of course we'll go, buddy.


I could use a break.


All you had to do was ask.


[SIGHS]


[FLUTE PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


Ah. Of all the days to lose our ride...


That flute,


you've never told us why it's so special.


Long ago there were many flutes,


created to combat the powers of the Serpentine


and drive them underground.


But over time, Ninjago's forgotten its ancestors' wisdom,


and now this is the only one.


[PLAYS SOFT MUSIC]


I get the lesson,


respect your elders or else suffer the consequences.


Boy, you guys are laying it on thick.


[CHUCKLES]


Perhaps you are only hearing what you need to hear.


What is it? It's quiet.


My family is never quiet.


[♪♪♪]


[ED & EDNA GRUNTING]


[MUFFLED SHOUTING]


What happened? Who did this?


Sweetheart, you came.


You gotta get out of here.


You shouldn't have come. It's the snakes.


The bite of the Fangpyre.


Once they sink their teeth,


their venom can turn anything into a serpent.


It's only a matter of time



before the full transformation is complete.


[SNAKES HISSING]


[GROWLS]


Uh, is that wrecking ball staring at me?


JAY Duck!


[ED GRUNTS]


Thanks, son.


Lloyd! Hello, uncle.


Looks like we're not the only family reunion.


I'm glad you brought the ninja.


I could use some help taking out the trash.


[CACKLES]


If we want to turn your parents back,


we need the antivenom from the staff.


Second dose, to the dirt.


[HISSING]


Easier said that done, sis.


We're a bit outnumbered.


Nobody messes with my family.


[♪♪♪]


Ninja, go!


NINJAS Ninja, go!


[FANGPYRES HISSING]


[FLUTE PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


[GRUNTS]


I don't know, sensei.


I think we make a pretty good duet.


[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDING]


Young nephew, must I teach you whose side you should be on?


[INCREASES VOLUME]


Sorry, uncle, can't hear you!


[GROWLS]


Yeah. Way to go, Edna.


ALL Ninja, go!


[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]


[♪♪♪]


Ah! What is that thing?


It was supposed to be in your honor, son,


but do you like it?


Thanks, but no thanks.


Why'd you have to be born in a junkyard?


I know. Tell me about it.


Ah. Uh, wasn't there four of us?


[♪♪♪]


[GRUNTS]


[HISSES] Let's see if I can work this.


Unh, don't worry, I've got it.


[COLE GRUNTING]


[♪♪♪]


COLE I told you, I had it.


Retreat!


He's getting away with the staff.


Ah. Right now would be a good time


to have those dragons.


[HISSING] Unh, it's okay, son.


There is still a way. How?


Part of reaching your own full potential


is understanding your w*apon's potential.


Once it is in tune with a focused heart,


its secrets and powers can be unlocked.


What? This is not the time to be cryptic.


He's saying our weapons are vehicles themselves.


Don't tell me I have to ride this like a broom stick?


Jay, concentrate on unlocking your golden w*apon.


Let your heart guide you.


Imagine you're taking flight.


[♪♪♪]


Whoa! Ha-ha! Did I just do that?


[♪♪♪]


[ENGINE REVS]


I hate to hurt Rocky's feelings,


but I think he's just been replaced.


[♪♪♪]


[JAY CHEERS]


Does your flute turn into anything?


I wish.


Uh, what the heck was that?


JAY Oops. Ha-ha. Overshot that a little.


Let's see what this baby can do.


[GRUNTING]


Duck!


The staff!


I got it? I got it!


[LAUGHS]


Uh-oh.


[SCREAMS]


Jay, you have to concentrate!


I can't!


We're gonna have to catch him.


KAI I got him. COLE No, I got him!


ZANE He's mine.


[JAY SCREAMS]


Heh, nice catch.


Oh, I knew I liked this girl.


Everyone, attack!


[GROWLING]


Huh? Why isn't it working?


WU Your w*apon is merely an extension of your mind.


If your mind is immobile, so is your w*apon.


Oh, boy. Or guys. Oh, golly. Oh, duh.



Get in, boys.


We have to get back to headquarters.


[♪♪♪]


Go. They're getting away.


Come with me.


Once we reverse the venom, we can fix you.


JAY Man the stations, everyone!


[♪♪♪]


Jay, we better hurry.


I've been waiting for this moment.


They're gaining on us.


Bottoms up.


[BOTH LAUGHING]


Oh, that's good.


Unh, I don't get what's wrong.


I spent forever on this. It's supposed to work.


Uh, son, maybe I can help?


Dad. You're okay?


You're darn tooting.


Oh, let's have a look.


Oh, yeah, uh-huh.


Oh, that should do it. Now try it.


[♪♪♪]


No, no, no, no!


[COUGHING]


These ninja... ...they must be stopped.


Oh. Tell me about it.


We'll get you back to the junkyard


just as soon as we see the coast is clear.


But stay as long as you'd like.


It's nice having you here.


Oh, take a note, Edna.


Of all our inventions, this one is our greatest.


I already know, dear.


[♪♪♪]


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on We're gonna do it again ♪


♪ We'll just jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪