01x06 - The Snake King

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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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01x06 - The Snake King

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ANNOUNCER Previously on Ninjago



ANNOUNCER Previously on Ninjago


COLE All the Serpentine are out.


Boo!


At least we have the Sacred Flute.


ZANE Pythor stole it.


COLE Who is this guy?


JAY The coolest thing I've ever seen.


WU We mustn't let the five tribes unite.


Get your hands off me!


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ And then I'll jump back Do it again ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]


[♪♪♪]


[SCALES GRUNTING]


We're wasting our time, Pythor.


There's nothing here but sand and dust.


Keep digging.


The Lost City of Ouroboros is under us. I know it.


Oh, face it, your first attempt to unite the tribes failed,


and now that you have lost your flock,


you've become desperate.


I am desperate, my disloyal number two,


but only to bring our kind together


so that we can unleash the Great Devourer.


You put too much faith in legends.


Besides, all the Serpentine know


is to be at w*r with one another.


[PYTHOR GRUNTS]


[GASPS]


[PYTHOR LAUGHS]


Scales, I believe we've found it.


[RUMBLING]


[♪♪♪]


PYTHOR I present to you


the city formally known


as the Lost City of Ouroboros.


[♪♪♪]


[BELL RINGS]


Wait. Slow down.


I have a package for Sensei Wu.


First, I'll stomp on his tail.


Then when he turns, a thunderclap to his ears.


Then when he's stunned, I'll disarm him.


Too late, he's already hypnotized you,


and now you're under his control.


Or he's already put you in a squeeze.


Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom.


Trust me, bad stuff.


Ah, Uncle, what's the best way to stun a Serpentine


if you don't know what kind they are?


Sadly, it was the Sacred Flute you four carelessly lost.


Hey, no, no, no, we didn't lose it.


Pythor stole it.


Whatever the case,


without it, I fear we have nothing to combat their powers.


We may have prevented them from uniting in the past,


but they will try again,


and one day they will be stronger.


Don't worry. I've almost reached my full potential


and when I become the Green Ninja,


we're not gonna need any magic flute.


You're gonna be the Green Ninja?


Ha-ha! Don't make me laugh.


I thought it was decided


that I was destined to become the Green Ninja.


Oh! The only thing decided about you, Zane,


is that you're weird.


[NINJAS ARGUING]


Yeah, yeah, yeah.


What's in the box?


Your new uniforms.


[NINJAS GASP THEN LAUGH]


Whoa! They've got, like, armor.


I love the gold highlights.


Battle claws.


The material is really light and breathable.


Oh. Nothing for me?


Oh, um,


You get, uh, the box?


[ALARM WAILING]


Sorry to break up the moment, boys,


but a small faction of our slithering friends


are stirring up trouble over at Mega-Monster Amusement Park.


Amusement park? Can I go?


Can I go with you, please?


Let me make things up. I can help.


I'm sorry, nephew.


You will stay here, where it's safe.


[GROANS]


Ninja get all the fun.


What do you say, guys?


Time to try out the new merchandise?


COLE This new stuff feels like it'll really protect us.


ZANE Yet provides more mobility.


You wanna strut on the catwalk,



or get down to that park so we can go on some rides?


KAI I love a roller coaster,


but nothing beats this.


[ALL CHEERING]


[♪♪♪]


COLE Ha! Check that out.


And not a scratch on me.


[CROWD CHEERING]


Ha-ha! Ladies, relax, relax, we have arrived.


[GRUNTING]


KAI Uh, what just happened?


Oh, you totally missed it.


There were, like, icky snakes,


and then this mysterious Samurai came in and saved everyone.


He was, like, gorgeous.


KAI You saw his face?


WOMAN No, but we could totally tell.


Nya, you're here.


Yeah, you just missed all the action.


He just flew in, took care of business, and then flew off.


It was pretty cool.


I don't wanna be a ninja. I wanna be a samurai.


The Samurai is my new hero.


I knew the Samurai could kick the ninjas' butts.


Ugh, who is this guy?


COLE Whoever he is, he's stealing our thunder.


JAY And we just got these cool new ninja suits.


Argh! I'm gonna say it, I hate Samurai.


Do I hear a hint of jealousy?


Maybe this can be a lesson for you.


Oh! Not another lesson.


Hey, how did you get here so quick?


The lesson is iron sharpens iron.


I do not follow, sensei.


Healthy competition can help you


reach your true potential faster.


Do not be jealous of this Samurai,


let it inspire you.


Oh, Ferris wheel!


[GASPS]


Inspire?


Wait a minute. Maybe the old man's right.


You want us to compete with the Samurai?


He's got all the cool gadgets, we don't stand a chance.


No, not with him. With us.


I say we turn this into our own competition.


Whichever of us is skilled enough


to catch this mysterious Samurai


is probably the best of the bunch.


So whoever learns the identity of this Samurai


is the one who will become the destined Green Ninja.


Ha! I love it. Then it's a bet.


May the Green Ninja win.


ALL Ninja, go!


[ALARM WAILING]


Multiple snake sightings! They're everywhere!


[♪♪♪]


[ALL SCREAMING]


Huh?


[SAMURAI LAUGHS]


Metal menace. Ugh!


[ALL GRUNTING]


ALL Go, ninja, go!


[ALL GRUNT]


ALL Oh, Samurai, oh!


Ninja, go!


Aah! Hey, what's going on?


[ALL GRUNTING]


Now I've got you. Unh! Ha-ha!


[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]


[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING IN DISTANCE]


Help! Samurai, where are you? Oh!


[TRAIN ENGINE CHUGGING]


[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]


Ugh! Stupid Samurai!


Okay, I know it's my turn to look after you,


but just play a few games and stay put while I look around.


I have a feeling the Samurai may show up.


Oh, let me help.


No. Come on.


At least drop me off at a decent arcade.


Sorry, shorty. Kai, wait!


[COUGHS]


HYPNOBRAI I hear he found it.


And everyone is gathering again.


Impossible.


The Lost City does not exist.


Well, it isn't lost anymore. Ha-ha.


And I hear there's gonna be a fight.


FANGPYRE A fight? Count me in.


All aboard. Next stop, Ouroboros.


[LLOYD GASPS]


[MARACAS RATTLING]


Hey, you, hold it there.


Huh?


Last one in closes the door.


Uh, sure thing.


[♪♪♪]


[GASPS]


[ALL CHEERING]



Just do as I've said,


and I promise you will be my second in command


forever.


I bring you together to the Lost City of Ouroboros,


before the statue of our very own Great Devourer,


to speak of unity.


Where are the fights?


Where is the big show?


ALL [CHANTING] Slither Pit! Slither Pit! Slither Pit!


[GROWLS]


You want a show?


You want to see a fight?


I ask for your allegiance but you will not give it.


So I will take it.


What are you saying?


I challenge the four tribe generals for their staffs


and their allegiance. At once!


[ALL CHEERING]


I fought hard for this staff and will not give it up easily.


There's no way he can defeat the four of us at once.


[ALL GRUNTING]


[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]


Oh. He's using the Sacred Flute against his own.


[GENERALS YELL]


My ears.


It hurts.


[ALL GRUNT]


[ALL CHEERING]


Bow to your master.


Bow to your master, Serpentine!


Huh? Ah!


Where do you think you're going?


Lloyd?


[♪♪♪]


COLE Trying to find out the Samurai's identity


is more of a nuisance than the snakes.


Any luck with you?


The guy's elusive. He's like a ghost.


One moment he's there, the next he's gone.


I am starting to believe we might never catch him.


I think it's safe to say,


none of us are closer to proving we're the Green Ninja.


Looks like iron is sharpening iron.


I feel you getting closer to your true potential.


Ow!


Where is my nephew?


I thought you were looking after him.


I thought Cole was gonna pick him up.


I went to the arcade, but he wasn't there.


Jay was-- Don't bring me into this.


I babysat yesterday.


Sensei, we have not seen him.


We must find the boy.


[♪♪♪]


Lloyd? Lloyd?


He was right here.


Someone must have seen him.


Hey, guys. Check this out.


JAY Wait, wait, there's the pipsqueak.


Play that back.


What is he up to?


ZANE I sense these are Lloyd's footprints,


but they come to an end here. Why?


Something tells me we're going for a ride.


Come on, boys.


[♪♪♪]


COLE What is that place?


JAY Looks like snake city.


Let's get a closer look.


[CROWD CHEERING]


ZANE It appears Pythor has successfully united


all of the tribes.


COLE I know we ruined their last get-together,


but that's no reason not to get an invitation.


My feelings are hurt.


There's Lloyd.


Whoa. And look at who they worship.


COLE Let me guess the Great Devourer.


All the more reason to get Lloyd out of here.


This comes to an end today.


[ALL GRUNT]


[SNAKES GASP]


Ah! The ninja.


[ALL GROAN]


It looks like we've caught the main event.


[LAUGHS]


[CROWD CHEERING]


Main event? What do you think he meant by main event?


I have a feeling we're the main event.


[SNAKES SHOUTING]


COLE Or the main course.


ZANE Kai, you may be right.


Things really may come to an end today.


Uh, don't worry.


The Samurai could still come around to save us.


You say you wanted a battle, and I give you one.


I give you ninja versus samurai.


[CROWD CHEERING]


[♪♪♪]


What? We have to fight the Samurai?



But we don't even have our Golden Weapons


and he has that hulking thing of armor.


It's not fair.


I want to see once and for all


who is the greatest hero.


Is it samurai or ninja?


Only the victor will be allowed to leave.


Stay together.


Perhaps he can join our team to fight our way out?


After all, he hates the Serpentine too.


[ALL GRUNT]


Scratch that. He is not on our team.


[♪♪♪]


Ha-ha, missed me.


[GRUNTS]


[JAY GROANING]


[CROWD CHEERING]


[♪♪♪]


Tornado of Creation?


Earth. Fire.


Ice. Lightning.


ALL Ninja, go!


[♪♪♪]


Hey, wait!


[CROWD GASPS]


[GASPS]


JAY Argh! Why can't anyone play fair?


[NINJAS GRUNTING]


[CROWD CHEERING]


Can this get any worse?


[DEEP VOICE] We must continue to make it appear


that we are fighting for real.


Huh? We're not fighting for real?


Keep up the charade and hold on to my exo-suit.


[NINJAS GRUNT]


[ALL GASP]


[ENGINE SPUTTERING]


KAI There's too much weight!


I can't believe he just saved us.


He stole our thunder again!


Ah! I hate that Samurai!


Go, ninja, go!


[ALL GASP]


[♪♪♪]


Get him!


Magnetizer activated.


[SNAKES GROWLING]


[SNAKES YELLING]


[GROWLS]


[♪♪♪]


KAI How do you turn this thing off?


[ALL GRUNT]


[♪♪♪]


Where's Kai?


[GRUNTING]


Guys?


Huh? The Samurai?


[ENGINE SPUTTERING]


[♪♪♪]


[SUIT BUZZING]


Testing. Testing?


One, two...


[DEVICE BEEPING]


Nya?


Steer clear, ninja! Don't look...


[IN NORMAL VOICE] ...at me.


I don't understand. You're the Samurai?


It was always a boy's club.


You never let me try to help.


So I found my own way to be a hero.


Are you mad? Mad?


Of course not. It's just,


all this time, I've been trying to protect you,


and you've never needed it.


You're amazing. Girl power.


You're not gonna tell the others, are you?


But we have a bet.


We said whoever caught the Samurai would be the Green--


[SIGHS]


Of course I won't say anything.


How did you make all this stuff?


You'd be surprised how much spare time I have


waiting for you guys to come back from your missions.


You better head back before anyone gets suspicious.


We'll have to rescue Lloyd another day.


Nya, whenever I get in trouble,


the other three always have my back.


But you... Just be careful, will you?


Promise.


But how are you gonna get back?


I have my ways. [BUTTON CLICKS]


COLE Kai?


Kai?


[SUIT BEEPING]


Quick. Get it. It's gonna get away.


[♪♪♪]


[PANTING]


Great. Now we lost Kai,


the samurai suit is gone,


and we have no way to get home.



KAI I wouldn't say that.


[♪♪♪]


He was all mysterious, never said a word.


Then handed me the Golden Weapons


and poof, he was gone.


Poof? He just Poofed?


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, Kai.


If the Samurai had his hands on the most powerful weapons


in the whole wide world,


why would he just give them back to you?


Um, I don't know. Maybe she--


I mean, he's not so bad after all.


All I do know is that we owe him our lives,


and maybe he has made us all a little better.


I sense this means the bet is off.


More importantly, my nephew has found his way


into the den of all snakes.


I fear there may be no way of rescuing him now.


Sensei, there's always a way.


And don't worry. We'll find it.


I think you forgot this.


Iron sharpens iron,


and sibling sharpens sibling.


[♪♪♪]


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on We're gonna do it again ♪


♪ We'll just jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪
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