03x49 - Wiki Wiki Walter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Electric Company". Aired: January 19, 2009, to August 27, 2012.*
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A comedy series that teaches basic phonetic and grammar concepts using live-action sketches, cartoons, songs, and Spider-Man episodes now known as Sesame Workshop.
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03x49 - Wiki Wiki Walter

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- Okay, here are

your five words.

Beatbox.

When you beatbox,

you keep a b*at

with sounds from your mouth.

Tempo.

Tempo is how fast or slow

music is played, the b*at!

Double time.

When you take that b*at

and do it twice as fast,

that's double time.

Triple time.

Three times as fast

is triple time.

Half time.

If you the b*at down

and do it half as fast,

that's called half time.

So, we have beatbox,

tempo, double time,

triple time, and half time.

Watch out for them

in today's show.

(beatboxing)

(cheering)

- Nice one, Shock.

- Thanks, guys.

- Hey, you wanna

learn to beatbox?

- [All] Yeah!

It's real easy.

Two words, Jessica?

I wanna see boots and cuts.

Alright, see these words?

Let's repeat them with me.

Boots, cuts.

- [All] Boots, cuts.

Boots, cuts.

boots, cuts.

- Keep going!

Okay now, Jess, take

away the two Os in boots,

and the U in cuts.

Now just say the sounds.

(beatboxing)

- Okay, let's pick up the tempo.

Double time, twice as fast.

(beatboxing)

Okay, triple time!

Three times as fast!

(beatboxing)

(funky music)

- Manny, can you just turn

that down a little bit please?

- Oh!

Thanks for asking, but nah!

(funky music)

Hey, what'd you do that for?

- It's annoying.

- Annoying?!

What about Shock's

(beatboxing) beatbox?!

Why don't you turn him off?

- Shock sounds good.

- Good?!

I could find better

beats in a box of cereal.

- [Robot] Manny,

you are a genius.

- Oh, come on, Manny!

Shock's the best

beatboxer in town!

- Hector, it's cool.

- Ha, I could fresher beats

in three day old salad.

- Okay, how about

you lay off Shock

because you can't find a

better beatboxer anywhere.

- You wanna bet

your power on that?

- Any day of the week.

- Hector!

- Dude, don't worry about it.

That's how much I

believe in my man Shock.

- Hector, please, don't--

- If you could find

a better beatboxer,

I say you bring him around here,

and we can settle this with an

old fashioned beatbox battle.

- Let's make it official.

(laughing)

- Oh, alright.

(yelling)

- See ya later, alligator!

- Hector, did you

just bet your power?

- Don't worry about it!

Shock can b*at anybody,

anytime, anywhere, no sweat!

- I'm sorry, Hector.

I don't compete at beatboxing.

- Yeah, but Shock.

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah, but that's what you're,

no, but,

hey, you guys!

♪ Yo, yo, yo

♪ The power we perfected

is electrically connected ♪

♪ So use it as directed and

expect to be respected ♪

♪ So turn it on

♪ And you will see

♪ That you belong

in the company ♪

♪ The Electric Company

♪ Electric Company

♪ Electric Company

♪ Electric Company

(funky music)

- [Hector] Shock, how much

you don't wanna compete?

You're the best!

- You guys don't understand.

Last time I competed, it

cost me my best friend.

His name was Wiki Wiki Walter.

Wiki Wiki Walter is

the one who taught me

to beatbox in the first place.

- Now say the wiki wiki

words together like this.

(beatboxing)

- [Shock] We both

got pretty good.

(beatboxing)

But one day some kid asked,

"Which one of you is better?"

The question never

crossed our minds,

and I wish it never had.

(beatboxing)

- Shock's the winner!

Shock's the winner,

Shock's the winner.

(ominous music)

- Wiki Wiki Walter

couldn't stand losing.

And from then on, he

didn't wanna be my friend.

(somber music)

And since then, I vowed

to never compete again.

- I'm sorry, man, I didn't know.

If I did, I wouldn't

have opened my big mouth.

- Hector, you

should call it off.

You can't risk losing

your powers to Manny.

- You know what happened.

I pinky swore in

front of everybody.

- And once the pinkies came

out, there's go going back.

- Well, maybe Manny

won't find anybody.

Hmm?

(funky music)

(beatboxing)

- No!

I said speed up the tempo!

- Huh, tempo?

- The speed of the

b*at, I want it faster.

- How am I supposed

to know that?

- I said triple time, that

means three times as fast.

(beatboxing)

(groaning)

Next!

(groaning)

I've been at this all day.

I'm never gonna find

someone good enough.

(light music)

- Yo, is this (beatboxing)

auditions are?

(funky music)

- Here, fellas.

(funky music)

(groaning)

A video message from Manny.

- Hello, Hector!

There's something I'd

like to share with you

and your sorry excuse

for a beatboxer.

My secret w*apon.

(beatboxing)

- Hey, Shock!

It's your old pal,

Wiki Wiki Walter.

And I've waited a

long time for this.

Ever since the day you b*at me,

all I've done is eat, sleep,

and breathe beatboxing.

And now I'm ready.

Ready to become number

(beatboxing) one.

(beatboxing)

- Say adios to

your power, Hector!

(laughing)

- What?

- Yeah boy!

(intense music)

- Man, he's good.

- He means business.

- So, maybe I should just

give Manny my power now.

- No, Hector.

I got you on this.

- Wait, are you sure?

- I don't really wanna compete.

But if Wiki Wiki

Walter can still hold

a grudge after all this time,

I think we need to settle this.

Once and for all.

(cheering)

- That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(excited yelling)

(beatboxing)

(laughing)

- Ooh, how exciting!

I like beatboxing almost

as much as barkboxing.

- Eh, barkboxing?

- You've never head me barkbox?

(barkboxing)

- Well done!

- I told you I was

multi-talented.

You know, I even directed

a dog food commercial once.

And it's coming up.

(funky music)

- [Narrator] The

Importanator

helps you figure out what's

important in a sentence.

Amy can juggle balls,

but time can juggle balls

and tigers on a tightrope!

What's important?

Capital letters, I

know what that means.

People, Amy and Tim.

Bold, tigers!

Tim juggles tigers.

Italics, on a tightrope!

Whoa!

Get your Importanator

today!

- [Girl] Be good,

I'll be back soon.

(light music)

- [Group] Pets Home Alone.

- I feel silly, why are

we dressed like dogs?

- For the Woof Woof Crunchy

Yummy Dog Food contest!

If I direct the best commercial,

we win a year's

supply of dog food.

- But I eat cat food.

- You'll get used to it.

Here's the script.

And action!

- All dog food is good.

- But this dog food is the best.

- Cut, cut, cut!

Donnie, the word

"this" is in italics.

- Oh, italics!

So?

- That means you have to stress

that word when you read it.

Really make it

stand out, action!

- All dog food is good.

- But this dog food is the best!

- Cut!

Donnie, nice job

stressing the italics,

but you don't have to

stress the word that much.

Let's try this one

more time, okay?

- Alright, fuzzball.

(belching)

- Action.

- All dog food is good.

- But this dog food is the best.

- No more dog food, I'm a cat!

I'm a cat, I'm a cat!

(munching)

(funky music)

- Hey, y'all!

Look what I can do!

(cow mooing)

♪ I can raise a letter

♪ To the sky

♪ It's bigger and better

♪ Texas-Sized

♪ I can stretch a letter

♪ Make it raise

♪ When it's time to

♪ Capitalize

Take a look at this sentence.

♪ Armadillos adore

♪ Austin in August

Look at all those lowercase As!

(screaming)

Time to capitalize

what's important.

♪ If it's a start

of a sentence ♪

♪ Raise up armadillos

♪ If it's a place or a person

- Howdy.

- I have an uncle in Austin.

♪ If it's a day of the week

♪ Or a month in a year

♪ Raise up August

♪ That's three

capital As, y'all ♪

♪ Now it's clear

♪ I can raise a letter

♪ To the sky

♪ It's bigger and better

♪ Texas-Sized

♪ I can stretch a letter

♪ Make it rise

♪ When it's time to

♪ Capitalize

♪ Yeah

(funky music)

- [Boy] So what's

happened so far?

- [Girl] Show us how

to beatbox, Shock.

- [Shock] Okay, say this.

Boots, cuts.

You have to keep a steady tempo.

The tempo is how

fast or slow you go.

You could have a slow tempo.

(beatboxing)

Or you can have a fast tempo.

(beatboxing)

- [Manny] I can find a

better beatboxer than Shock.

- I bet my power you can't.

- Deal.

- [Shock] Sorry,

I won't compete.

- [Hector] Oh no, hey, you guys!

- [Manny] To b*at

shock, I need someone

who is good with tempo.

Not only can Shock

keep a steady tempo,

he can also beatbox

in double time.

(beatboxing)

That means he can

beatbox twice as fast.

Even worse, he can

beatbox in triple time.

Which means he can beatbox

three times as fast!

- [Wiki Wiki Walter]

I can do that,

I can beatbox at any tempo.

- Hector's power will be mine.

(funky music)

I know this is just

a practice match,

but don't go easy

on him, no mercy.

I need to see what

this kid is made of.

- [Robot] Understood.

- Okay, this is just

an exhibition match.

Keep it clean.

Let's boogie!

(beatboxing)

- Stay down!

- You okay?

Remember, when you get

in the ring with Shock,

you get in his face

and stare him down.

- I got it.

- That power's as good as mine.

(funky music)

(beatboxing)

- You're sounding good, champ,

but right now, just

good isn't good enough.

Okay, you gotta be lean,

you gotta be mean,

you gotta be hungry,

you gotta be able to eat

lightning and spit thunder!

I think right now it's

time to kick up the tempo.

Give me double time!

(beatboxing)

Triple time!

(beatboxing)

Half time!

(beatboxing)

(laughing)

You see, you see,

'cause I was trying

to trip you up there but

you slowed it right down

to half time, and

why is that Shock?

Why is that?

Because you're a machine, Shock.

You're a well-oiled

beatbox machine.

So, right now I think it's

time that we take up the tempo!

Give me triple time!

(beatboxing)

Bring it home, big boy!

(beatboxing)

Ooh, yeah!

Yeah, I think we're

ready to do this.

(funky rock music)

- Wiki Wiki Walter.

(beatboxing)

Been a long time.

- Alright everyone,

we've got two of the best

human beatboxers in the

neighborhood going head to head.

But to judge the event, we've

got the best on the planet.

Let's hear it for the

original human beatbox,

Doug E. Fresh!

(cheering and applause)

- Round number one

is about sound.

We're gonna start

with Wiki Wiki Walter

to get down, hit it!

(beatboxing)

Now, in the first round,

we're gonna add a sound.

Something like this, come on!

(beatboxing)

Now, Walt's gonna pass

it to Shock, come on!

(beatboxing)

Now, Shock's gonna add

another sound, come on!

(beatboxing)

Now they add sound on sound!

And whoever messes

up, loses the round.

Come on!

(beatboxing)

As we add another

sound, Shock, hit it!

(beatboxing)

(sighing)

Great round, but you

missed one sound.

Round one goes to

Wiki Wiki Walter.

(cheering and applause)

- Hey, don't worry

about them, man.

It's not over til it's over.

Come on.

- You'll get 'em next

round, big fella!

- I'm batty for Shock!

What does that mean?

Oh, how sweet.

It means you love him?

The pictures help.

- You could say that

again or just watch this.

(funky music)

- [Narrator] If you

thought ketchup and mustard

were a great team,

meet pictures and words.

Take a look at this picture.

You see some guy and some

chicken, oh, and some ninjas!

But who are they, why

are they fighting?

Well, according to the

words, that guy is Eduardo,

the chicken's name is Dante,

and they are world-traveling,

ninja-fighting team.

Pictures and words,

the coolest team since

ketchup and mustard.

- A little tip for you.

Pictures are your friends.

Let me explain.

When I was little, I was

obsessed with dinosaurs.

I had dinosaur stuffed animals,

and dinosaur bedsheets,

and I would romp around

my room like a dinosaur

with my cat, named dinosaur.

And, of course, this

was my favorite book.

Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs,

Oh So Many Dinosaurs!

Before I could even read,

I would look at the pictures

and learn everything I could.

Like, just from this picture.

I figured out that some

dinosaurs eat plants,

but I still wanted

to learn more.

That's when I started to read.

And I remember I

saw this picture.

And next to it, this sentence.

But what did it say?

The and then that big

word freaked me out.

So, I looked at the picture.

It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

T-Tyrannosaurus Rex!

I could read Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Then another tough word.

Sk-skateboard?

No.

Ske-, I looked at the picture.

Bones, it's a skeleton.

That's the word!

The Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton

had more than bones.

Wow, I couldn't believe it!

bones!

I had to tell somebody.

So, I told dinosaur.

And you know what he said?

Meow.

He always says that.

(eerie music)

- [All] Aunt Hildegard!

- Boys, you're

spending too much money

on household supplies.

And I wrote this

report to prove it.

(loud animal calling)

Luckily, I've taken the

most important information

and put into this

handy bar graph.

(crosstalk)

Silence!

The taller the bar, the

more you have spent.

First, shampoo.

As you can see by

this short bar,

you have spent six dollars

on shampoo this winter.

This is (gasping) quite good.

- We rock!

- Friends over peace!

- Silence, on trash bags,

you have spent seven dollars.

This is (gasping) not bad.

(relieved sighing)

But then we get to this

tall bar for toilet paper.

(eerie music)

$ on toilet

paper this winter!

Who is responsible?

- Give me a break,

it's cold out there.

(eerie music)

(funky music)

♪ I'm here rappin' to ya

and the rest of the block ♪

♪ Watchin' Wiki Wiki

Walter try to b*at Shock ♪

♪ Walter won the first round

♪ Could Shock win the rest

♪ Well Manny gets the power

if Shock flunks the test ♪

♪ What's gonna happen,

we'll have to wait and see ♪

♪ Well here's the final words

from my friend the Flea ♪

- Yeah.

(funky music)

- Alright, alright, don't

worry about him Shock, alright?

He's just trying

to stare you down.

- Well, it's working.

(shouting)

- That was Wiki Wiki wonderful.

- All you gotta do is

concentrate like we worked on.

If you stay focused on

the b*at and not him,

he can't trip you up, man.

- Alright?

- Alright.

- Let's do this.

- Let's do this.

(beatboxing)

- Yeah!

- Wonderful, keep

giving him the evil eye.

(funky music)

- Okay, here we go.

Hey y'all, check out this flow.

This round's about speed and

this round's about tempo.

Follow me as we do it like this.

(beatboxing)

Now, join in!

Clap your hands to the tempo.

Clap your hands to the tempo.

(beatboxing)

Okay, we got that tempo now.

Now we're gonna go half time,

double time, triple time.

Shock, come on!

Half time!

(beatboxing)

Back to the tempo.

Wiki Wiki Walt, double time.

(beatboxing)

Back to the tempo.

(beatboxing)

Shock, triple time.

(beatboxing)

That's not quite triple time.

Based on that, Shock,

you are the man

for round two.

Make some noise for Shock!

(cheering and applause)

- You call that beatboxing?

That was Wiki Wiki weak.

(somber music)

- Shock, okay, you got

him against the ropes.

You can win this thing, man!

(funky music)

(laughing)

- Hector, I don't think I

can do this to him again.

- No, no, no, no, no, you

can't stop now, buddy, okay?

My power is on the line.

Alright, I think you

know what you need to do.

Alright, alright?

Yeah.

You got this!

- Yeah, I do.

- Yeah, alright, take it.

Take this, Shock.

- Okay, this is it.

This is called the

freestyle round.

Freestyle is just what it says.

Free with your style.

Doing whatever you wanna

do, but making it hot.

And now, I wanna ask y'all,

if you like somebody up here,

when you see them

do their thing,

what you gonna do?

(cheering and applause)

If you love somebody,

what you gonna do?

(cheering and applause)

So, now this is it.

Shock, it's on you.

Beatbox time now.

♪ Boots, cuts

♪ Boots, cuts

♪ Boots, cuts

♪ Boots, cuts

- Shock, what's up, man?

♪ Boots, cuts

♪ Boots, cuts

- Wiki Wiki, what are you doing?

♪ Boots, cuts

(beatboxing)

(cheering)

- So, who won, Doug E. Fresh?

- Well, let's find out who won!

Let me ask y'all who won?

Is it my man Shock?

(cheering and applause)

Wiki Wiki Walt?

(cheering and applause)

Both?

(cheering and applause)

Sound like to me, it's a draw.

- It's a draw then nobody won.

- Which means this

still belongs to me.

(funky music)

- No fair, I demand a rematch!

- I think you're gonna have to

take that up with these guys.

- We just wanna beatbox.

(beatboxing)

- Get it on!

(beatboxing)

Alright, y'all, we gonna

get into this right now.

(beatboxing)

♪ Clap your hands

to the beatbox ♪

♪ Clap your hands

to the beatbox ♪

Now when I say

b*at, y'all say box.

- b*at!

- Box!

- b*at!

- Box!

- When I say b*at,

y'all say box.

- b*at!

- Box!

- b*at!

- Box!

♪ Throw your hands in the air

♪ Wave it like this right here

♪ And if you love

the real beatbox ♪

♪ Somebody say oh yeah

- [All] Oh yeah!

- Oh yeah!

- [All] Oh yeah!

- Now somebody, anybody,

everybody, scream!

(screaming)

♪ Go Prankster Planet

♪ Pa-Pow Prankster Planet

♪ The Wordsuckeruppernator's

sucking up words ♪

♪ So it's Jessica and

Marcus to the rescue ♪

♪ There are buttons

to shut it down ♪

♪ But pushing them

all is up to you ♪

♪ Prankster Planet

♪ Pa-Pow Prankster Planet

- [Narrator] Meanwhile,

in the scrapyard,

Manny's tempo bot has Marcus

and Jessica on the run.

(laughing)

(grunting)

- This is better than TV!

I could watch you guys

chase tempo bot all day.

He can go any speed.

Whoops!

Looks like tempo bot needs

to pick up the tempo.

Double time, twice as fast.

(grunting)

- Double time?!

This robot will never defeat me.

- Oh yeah?

Tempo bot, triple time,

three times as fast!

(laughing)

(yelling)

- If only he would spin

his wheels a little longer,

I could catch him.

- I know, I know.

The faster he goes, the longer

his wheels spin in place

before he takes off

again, and wait, Marcus?

I've got an idea.

(light music)

You know, Manny.

I guess your tempo bot is okay.

(spitting)

(laughing)

- At triple time, he can go

three times as fast as you.

- Yeah, but we're slow.

I bet he couldn't go three

times as fast as a cheetah.

- Make that a cheetah

with a jet pack.

- And roller skates!

- Nice touch.

- My tempo bot can

go times faster

than a cheetah with a jet

pack and roller skates.

Ah-ha!

- He has a setting for that?

- No!

Tempo bot, stop!

(groaning)

Why didn't I create

an off button

for my robot carrying

an off button.

(groaning)

Curse you, Electric Company!

- Nice going, Jess!

Now all we have to do

is press the button.

Uh oh.

- [Jess] Way, way,

way down there.

Hey, you guys!

- [Narrator] Go

to pbskidsgo.org.

Press that off button.

The Electric Company needs you.

(groaning)

- What are you doing?

Go online now

to pbskidsgo.org

and play some Electric

Company games.

You can win points for all

of your favorite people.

Or your most favorite

person, me, Manny Spamboni.

Now go!

Because the next time I see

you, I better have more points.

- Keep the split to a minimum.

(laughing)

- I said b*at!

- Box!

(beatboxing)
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