09x293 - For Whom the Parfum Flows

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[yells]

[BRANDISH] To think you

live in that dump.

Still, I'm glad I found you.

Who are you?

And what connection do

you have to my mother?

[BRANDISH] It's too much

of a hassle to explain.

[CANA] Get the hell away

from Lucy, you weirdo!

Magnolia isn't your personal

playground, ya know!

So you need to get outta here!

[chuckles]

[gasps]

[NATSU]

Erza!

[GAJEEL gasps]

Go with Natsu. She's

gonna need your help.

We can handle all

the riff-raff here.

Better back her up, Blue!

Aye!

[yelling]

I got ya!

[NATSU]

Erza! You okay? Wake up!

[NATSU]

Huh?

Oh, thank goodness.

I think Wendy's on her way.

The sandstorm's finally over.

Good, but I'm sure

there's more trouble.

Hang on, where'd she go?

[sneezes]

[BRANDISH] What is the deal

with all the crazy pollen

in this town?

Allergies?

I guess the wind from

that sandstorm

whipped up all the pollen

and crap in the air.

[BRANDISH] Ugh!

This is freakin' annoying!

[sneezing]

Owie!

Sucker punch?

She left herself

wide open, so...

[BRANDISH groans]

[LUCY]

Looks like she's down.

[CANA] Jeez, is that really

all it takes to knock out

one of the ?

[LUCY]

What should we do with her?

[CANA] She's our prisoner.

We'll hold her in the guild.

I can see!

The sand's beginning to clear.

[gasps]

There's five?

Works for me.

They have a strange

magic energy.

Yeah, they do! Be careful!

Get ready!

Physical att*ck?

That just won't work on me!

[gasps]

[JUVIA screams]

[GRAY]

Juvia!

A steam att*ck?

All right.

Get ready to freeze!

They got fire, too?

[JUVIA] And the one

fighting me has steam.

What the hell's with

this guy? He's so fast!

Now! Manly punch!

[LISANNA yelling]

[LISANNA screams]

Oh, no! I can't hurt him!

[GRAY] They're using

fire against my ice,

steam against Juvia's water,

speed against Elfman's power,

and power against

Lisanna's speed.

I see what's goin' on here.

They're using our

weaknesses against us.

Lucky for us, Mira doesn't

have any weaknesses.

[gasps]

No. Please don't!

Cut it out, Elfman,

you're hurting me!

Hey! You're arguing

with a fake, ya know!

You! You did this!

How the heck did you know

which ways to att*ck us?

My Weakness magic

can generate soldiers.

They home in and take advantage

of my foe's weaknesses.

My power is a

unique one, indeed.

I can accurately

detect any fighter's

strong points and shortcomings.

Well, that explains it.

[WALL] My Weakness Soldiers

can deal with your lot,

I'm sure of that.

As for me, I shall dispatch with

that loathsome enchantment user

and nullify the

barrier for good.

[GRAY]

What?

He's gone.

And he's after Fried. line:%

[EVERGREEN] It's working,

just hang in there!

A bunch of ships

coming in from the west

have been taken out!

That's good!

Apparently, Erza and Bisca

put one of the

outta commission!

Ha. More reassuring news.

[WALL]

It's a disgrace.

That failure brings shame

to the , indeed.

[FRIED gasps]

[BIXLOW]

Who's that?

[EVERGREEN]

It's one of the enemies!

[FRIED] I can't move

while maintaining

a high-level enchantment.

Sorry, you two. He's yours.

[BIXLOW]

No problem!

[EVERGREEN]

We can handle him.

We're Laxus's personal

bodyguards after all.

Part of the Thunder

Legion's duty

is to maintain our

fearsome reputation.

I can see it clearly.

What you're best at

and where you will fail.

Just like reading

a children's book.

Making it easy for

me to crush you.

Huh?

Say what?

Weakness Generation!

Take them down.

Line Formation, babies!

[BIXLOW gasps]

[WEAKNESS SOLDIER A]

Purification.

He's using white magic?

Fairy b*mb Gremlin!

[WEAKNESS SOLDIER B]

Mist.

What's going on?

My Fairy Dust won't work?

Man, this sucks!

My black magic keeps

getting canceled out

by his white magic!

Then try looking

them in the eye!

[BIXLOW]

Come on!

[EVERGREEN]

That doesn't work either?

Use it on the main one!

This will stop you!

Now turn to stone!

Won't work on me.

[gasps]

Bixlow! Evergreen!

Nothing's landing

on this guy!

Indeed, none of

your att*cks will.

[gasps]

[gasps]

[WALL]

Because I'm not human.

I'm a mechanical being.

A Machias.

[gasps] He's a machine that

can wield magic power?

[ICHIYA]

Ahh...

[gasps] Is that lightning?

Laxus!

Zap, zap! Man!

[BOTH gasp]

I believe what the

doctor ordered here

is some shock treatment!

With a blast of

my Thunder Parfum!

Man!

[gasps]

[EVERGREEN]

Ichiya?!

[BIXLOW]

What are you doing here?

[ICHIYA]

Ha!

Don't tell me you've forgotten

your previous indignity!

No matter!

We'll chat after I

eliminate this bastard!

Indignity? What does

he mean by that?

No clue.

[FRIED] How could I have

confused this half-pint troll

for one so great as Laxus?

That's weird.

Just got the chills.

Is something wrong with you?

Nah.

[WALL]

Indeed, It makes no difference

how many are in your number.

I can determine all your

weaknesses with minimal effort.

All I need to do

is a quick scan.

Then my method of att*ck

is made clear to me.

Huh?

[ICHIYA]

Mmm...

[WALL]

This must be a mistake!

How can he be this flawed?

Man.

Ichiya's in a class all his own.

The dude's got so

many weaknesses,

the enemy doesn't even

know where to begin.

Although our time spent

together was brief,

you three were members of my

beloved Blue Pegasus guild!

In other words, you

and I are like family!

As a rule, no one harms my

family and gets away with it!

I know Fairy Tail shares

those feelings!

Now, quake in fear before me;

there is no escape!

[chuckles] The thick aroma

of death surrounds you.

Ha! That's my poison parfum.

[WALL] Alas, I lack the

ability to perceive smell.

Ah! You don't have a nose!

[WALL]

Besides that, I'm a Machias.

Your countless weaknesses had

me a bit flummoxed, indeed.

But it's quite simple.

You're just a weak...

pitiful... fool!

Ichiya!

[EVERGREEN growls]

This is so annoying!

I have my own problems here!

Hold on.

[ICHIYA]

Leave it to me.

Every last machine has the

same undeniable weakness.

Thunder Parfum with...

...massive Point-Blank Suction!

[gasping]

[ICHIYA]

Yes, that's right!

You're no match for

the power of lightning!

Justice... Thunder... Man!

[WALL] It's true Machias

made from organic metal

are vulnerable to

lightning strikes.

But do you honestly believe

that I would be allowed

to join the ranks

of the Spriggan

without first conquering

my own deficiencies?

What did you say?

[WALL] Since my magic

exploits weaknesses,

I learned a while ago

to eliminate any

that I found within myself.

So I proceeded to address

my own failings,

and can now convert lightning

into a usable energy source!

Is he serious?

[WALL]

Vortex Charge!

[BOTH scream]

Man!

I'd heard of the Machias' power,

that they'd mastered

alchemy of some sort,

but I never knew they used it

to continually alter themselves.

[WALL] Indeed, the

more lightning of yours

that I absorb,

the easier it will be

for me to smite you all!

Ugh... I can't believe

the lightning helped him.

It never occurred to me.

[EVERGREEN] This means Laxus'

magic wouldn't have worked!

[BIXLOW] I was disappointed

when I realized Ichiya was here,

but now I'm glad Laxus

didn't show up.

[FRIED] Nobody here has

a chance against him!

I have no other option.

The enchantment's

getting weaker!

What's happening?

[MAKAROV]

And why now?

Listen, Fried! Don't let

your enchantment fall!

The guild hall's under

att*ck from the west!

[gasps]

[WALL]

Oh? What's this?

It looked as though you were

dropping your enchantment

for a moment.

So will you let it fall

in order to defend yourself...

...or will you die in vain

while trying to protect

the entire town?

A tough decision, indeed.

[LAXUS]

Hey!

What's goin' on?

I'm comin' to help you!

Stop yelling.

It's telepathy, you know,

so he can hear you just fine!

[FRIED]

No! Stay away!

Huh?

[FRIED]

We're the Thunder Legion.

We're your personal guard.

Our sole purpose has been

to protect you. However...

At this moment,

we must protect the guild!

So you are still alive.

If you knew us, that wouldn't

be any kinda surprise!

We're not the types to go

down without a real fight!

I see. Then my Weakness

Soldiers shall give you one!

[BIXLOW, EVERGREEN groaning]

[BIXLOW]

More of these guys?

[EVERGREEN] Jeez! Will

these things just stop?

If you guys are fighting

more than one,

switch up your targets!

You hear me?

Is that Elfman?

[GRAY]

This one's a piece of cake!

Go, Gray! I'll take out

the fire one with water!

I'll go against the

more powerful machine!

The fast one is kind

of a joke to me!

I guess that means I gotta

b*at up creepy robot me!

[ROBOT ELFMAN]

...help me. Manly.

So the Weakness Soldiers

have flaws. How ironic.

[ICHIYA]

It was this simple?

Well, if that's the case...

Let's wreck 'em!

[EVERGREEN] White magic doesn't

cancel out my spells!

[BIXLOW] And my trusty little

babies don't give a crap

about some stupid mist!

[WALL] I'm afraid it's too

late to turn the tide.

[gasps] Don't hurt him!

[NATSU]

We took... the western forces!

[BIXLOW gasps]

You there? Hey!

We took down the western forces!

Aye, Sir!

[GAJEEL chuckles]

What you've done is inspiring.

Now I can give my all

to the fight at hand.

[FRIED] Dark Écriture...

Absolute Shadow!

Smell the Power

Parfum... of Max Man!

[FRIED, ICHIYA yell]

Can you go one second without

stealing the spotlight, Ichiya?

Yeah, come on!

Guess we handled them, huh?

Sure did!

What happened to your clothes?!

Hey, Ever. You okay?

[EVERGREEN] As if you would

truly have to worry about me.

How's Erza? Is she okay?

[WARREN]

Yeah, she's fine!

I'm happy to report we've

captured one of the .

Lucky us!

And we're bringin' her

back to the guild hall.

Aw, yeah! This is awesome!

D'ya hear that, Zeref?

Don't mess with Fairy Tail!

That's my Thunder Legion for ya!

Seems we've somehow

managed to weather

the first wave of the

storm, First Master.

[EVERGREEN]

Wait. Ichiya.

How long have you

been in Magnolia?

[ICHIYA]

Don't tell me you've forgotten.

Just answer the question, man.

Honestly. This is the problem

with you Fairy Tail people.

You seriously don't remember

what happened a few days ago?

Man.

We've come for the

Lightning Dragon Slayer!

Hand over the

Thunder Legion, too!

Now wait a moment.

We're gonna need to borrow

your ship, Ichiya!

I've always wanted to

take a ride on that thing!

Hold your horses, ladies.

Alvarez, we're comin' for ya!

Let's get 'em!

Hang on a minute, please.

My amazing family

came to rescue me!

Gramps!

Yeah!

Master!

They had a bit of

help, you know.

[NATSU]

We're back! Ha!

[GRAY]

I missed ya, Magnolia!

[LUCY]

Woo-hoo!

I'm standing right here.

And that happened

about a week ago!

Well, then perhaps you

should've gone home?

[ICHIYA]

What?!

Do you appreciate everything

that goes into a long

flight such as that?

It entails massive amounts of

preparation and maintenance,

not to mention

all the fuel costs!

And then, lo and behold,

Alvarez has the gall

to come att*ck Fiore?

It really pisses me off! A lot!

Sorry about that, buddy.

But you truly saved the

day, so we're grateful.

Hmph! I'll never

speak to you again!

[FRIED]

How petty can you be, old man?

[ICHIYA]

I'm not old! Just experienced!

[gasps]

Ichiya! Get away!

[ICHIYA]

Hm?

[gasps] Wha--?

[laughing]

[ALL gasp]

[GRAY]

What was that?

[LISANNA]

It came from Kardia Cathedral!

Evergreen!

Guys! You okay? Please,

just say something!

Hey! Fried! Evergreen! Bixlow!

[BIXLOW] I guess...

we had it comin', huh?

[EVERGREEN]

I'm just glad you're okay.

[FRIED]

We were in the same guild.

That bond can be

stronger than blood.

You mean that... I--?

Hey! What just happened?

Dunno. It's really hard to tell.

[ICHIYA wails]

[ICHIYA]

Man!

[WALL laughing]

[DIMARIA] Enough with the

creepy cackling, okay?

Knock it off for once.

I'd rather be hearing

the sound of the waves. line:%

[laughs] line:%

This little excursion is turning

out to be way more thrilling line:%

than I'd ever

imagined, indeed! line:%

[laughs]

Oh, yeah. I'm done with

the "indeed" thing.

I was almost certain my puppet

would be enough to handle them.

[DIMARIA]

Oh?

So the fairy brats broke

your plaything, did they?

[WALL] Honestly, I did

consider that a possibility.

But most surprising

is the fact the enemy

was able to defeat Ajeel

and take Brandish into

custody this quickly.

[laughs]

Hilarious! They captured her?

Talk about a "hassle."

It's almost too

pitiful to joke about.

[WALL laughs]

Well, I for one,

am quite amused.

These Fairy Tail meat bags

really know how to play tough.

I suppose Emperor Spriggan

deployed the whole army

for good reason.

Even so, I'll be damned

if we don't get

to have the last laugh today.

That would be a real tragedy!

[DIMARIA]

Cool it, okay?

We're almost to the port.

And our first order

was to take it out.

[DIMARIA] You really think

you can do it from here?

It's still like

kilometers away.

[WALL]

No.

I'm actually gunning for

the Fairy Tail guild hall!

That's gotta be

ten times farther!

You don't have a chance!

How dare you

underestimate me.

I'm Wall, the great Machias!

Now, watch me!

Ultra-long distance

anti-material magic cannon,

fire!

Hey! Bixlow! Ever! Fried!

Are you there? Please respond!

[alarm blaring]

Hey! There's something

huge coming our way!

Whoa! It's magic power!

Whatever that is, its super-fast

and headed right for us!

[LAXUS]

What? Their army?

No.

I'd bet they're f*ring some

kind of long-range att*ck.

Can they seriously hit

us from that far away?

[MAKAROV]

Fried, we need you!

Put your enchantment back up!

Fried!

[WARREN]

Nothing!

There's no response

from the Thunder Legion!

[LAXUS]

Tch! Damnit!

The thing is getting

closer! And fast!

It's gonna be a direct hit!

Evacuate the guild, now!

Oh, no! Is our guild hall

gonna get flattened again?

[ICHIYA]

Not if I can help it!

Who was that?

The Christina!

That was Ichiya?

[ICHIYA]

Man!

What the--?

Looks like you missed.

He just used his ship

as a shield!

Why would he do that?

[ICHIYA]

This is a battle!

But it is not yours

to fight alone!

Calling all of Fiore! Now!

[ICHIYA]

Listen up, everyone!

This battle...

belongs to all of us!

[LUCY] The first wave of att*cks

has been pushed back for now.

But there's still

a w*r going on,

and things will

only get tougher.

Our fellow wizard guilds

across Fiore rise up

and join the battle to

defend our homeland,

while "Fairy Tactician" Mavis

initiates her new plan.

Out to the west, Natsu and

Happy speed across the sky,

ready to fight!

Next time: "Natsu vs. Zeref."

The black wizard sees

death approaching

and greets it with

a quiet smile.