01x20 - Miles Has Visions

[bunniefuu]

[ suspenseful music ]

[ Schwoz snores ]

- Poor guy got absolutely no sleep last night.

- How come? - I have this theory

that I say genius things when I talk in my sleep.

So I made him stand next to my bed all night

and write everything down.

- Anything good?

- Only thing I said was...

"Taco Wednesday."

- Ewww. - Not your best.

- Yeah it's not my best.

How do we wanna mess with him?

- Oooh. Easy -- face tattoo. I'll grab my tat pack.

- No no no, save your ink. I got a better idea.

Didn't you learn to play the flute during quarantine?

- No, I learned to play the flute anytime.

[ jaunty, Medieval-style flute music ]

- This was a better idea.

[ flute music plays again ]

- Whoa whoa whoa hold, hold. - What?

- I feel like we've done this before.

- You feel like we've dressed up in Renaissance clothes

and done Elizabethan dancing while Bose plays medieval music

through a snorepowered flute?

- Yeah. - Uh, no.

- I swear I've seen all of this before.

I mean the costumes, the music, the dancing...

- I think we would have remembered doing this.

Now give in to the dance, Lord Macklin!

- Dance, Lord Macklin! - Yeah.

- I'd love to give in to the dance...

- Then do it!

- I just can't shake the feeling

that we've done this exact thing before.

Except, Bose had hiccups while we were dancing.

[ Bose hiccups ]

- Oh! That's weird.

- Oh. His hiccups kind of works though.

- Yeah yeah yeah. Keep playing!

- Give in to the dance!

[ flute music resumes, Bose continues to hiccup ]

[ music ]

- Talk! Talk you abomination!

Tell us where the hostages are!

- Bak-gah! No!

- You want me to give him the sauce, boss?

- Not yet. I got a hot tub full of oil out back.

And it's fryin' time.

- Bak-gah! Okay! Okay! I'll squawk!

I'll tell you where the hostages are cooped up!

- Okay okay I'm really sorry, I'm sorry,

but it's happening again.

- What's happening again? - I'm having that feeling.

Where I feel like I've seen this all before.

- You've seen us interrogating a human-chicken hybrid

using morally questionable and possibly illegal techniques?

- Yeah to be honest I wasn't feeling great

about us doing that. - Felt good to me.

- So anyway the hostages--

- I'm telling you, I've seen this all before.

- Okaaay... if you've seen this before,

then you should be able to tell us where the hostages are.

- Well, I can tell you where the hostages--

- Deib Theib Beib! Beib!

Okay. Where are they? - That's the thing!

We never find out where the hostages are.

I mean we stop caring, like, two minutes from now.

- Why would we do that? That's not who we are.

- That just sounds like bad storytelling.

- I'm telling you, we end up getting sidetracked

by a completely different mission

and we never even come back to this hostage stuff.

- Real quick, I can just tell you where the hostages--

- Oh my god who cares shut up.

AWOL, what you're experiencing is very common phenomena

called "deja vu."

- Which is French for "Wait a minute..."

- It's a sense that people get when they feel like

they've been in a situation, even though they haven't.

- I don't feel like I've been here before, I know I have.

Just like I know a bird is about is about to crash

into that window, Brainstorm is about to spill sauce on Volt,

and Captain Man is about to call Kim Danvers.

[ bird screeches ]

- Ahhh!

- Ahh. Come on...

- Okay, that was crazy.

- Okay, couple of lucky guesses, big whoop.

I'll tell you what's not going to happen --

I am not going to call Kim Danvers.

PHONE VOICE: Calling Kim Danvers...

- No no no no no no no...

KIM DANVERS: Captain Man! Thank god you called!

We're being held hostage by Chicken Man in the--

- Whoa. That was close.

[ music ]

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all talking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ music ]

- Bak-gah!

[ all shouting at once ]

- He's right there.

- Will no one listen?

- Everybody shaaadaaaap!

We got a crisis on our hands.

- I told you, the hostages are--

- Man be quiet, shut your beak.

- Okay I think I know what's going on.

I think AWOL is predicting the future.

- 'Cuz he's a witch! Everyone baaaaaaack up.

- I'm not a witch! - He's not a witch!

Probably. Keep those hands hot, though.

- The reason he's predicting the future

is because he's already lived the future.

- Uh, what? - Well hang on buddy

this is about to get real confusing okay.

- Cool cool I'll sit this one out.

- Yeah. You go ahead. - Do you need a nap?

- Do you own thing. - Listen to me!

AWOL already knows what's gonna happen because for him,

it's already happened.

He's caught in a time loop! We all are!

That's the "what." And the "who"?

That's easy. The Time Jerker.

BRAINSTORM: Bom-bom-bommmmmmm!

This song is so dramatic!

Bom-bom-bommmmmm!

- Who's The Time Jerker?

He some kinda' witch we can burn?

- He's this time-traveling criminal

that Kid Danger and I fought a buncha' times.

We put him in Swellview Prison,

but somebody screamed a hole in the wall and let him out.

- Moving on. - He's obviously back

in the game and trying to pull off

some kind of Time Crime right now!

And he's screwin' everything up!

- According to the Man's Nest Computer,

the Time Jerker gave up being a criminal

and opened a legitimate business on Main Street.

- I'm gonna open up a very legitimate hole in his face.

- This says it's an electronics store.

- Of course! Whatever device he's using to control time

it's probably just sitting up there on the shelf!

- That son of a chicken is hiding in plain sight...

- Oh! First of all: offensive.

But second of all: I've been to that store.

In fact, it's within walking distance

from where I hid all the hostages--

[ Volt, AWOL, ShoutOut and Captain Man in unison] - Shut. Up.

- I say we go down there, and we tell this time-witch

to stop messing with my friend AWOL's head!

- Yeah!!! - And then we come back

and eat this guy! - Yeaaaahhhh!

- Okay, okay, I'm actually not a chicken at all...

- Yeah, right. - I'm a person.

- That's exactly what a chicken would say.

- Brainstorm! Let's roll.

Schwooozzz! We're on our way to go take down The Time Jerker!

So! Fire up that hot oil tub!

SCHWOZ: Ho-kay!

- No for real, guys.

I'm just a guy in a chicken costume.

- Okay...

- See you said "okay" but the way you said it

makes me think it's not okay at all.

- Okay...

- See now you're doing it and that concerns me

because you seem like the only responsible one here.

[ in unison ] - Down the tubes!

- Oh. Mom was right.

"Ralphie, you keep dressing like a chicken

and eventually someone's gonna eat you."

[ music ]

- ...listen, if you don't have the money

to buy that hearing aid for your son,

you come on down here and we'll work something out.

Heck, if you can make it here today by five o'clock

well, I'll give it to lil' Jimmy for free.

[ giggles ] Yeah.

Oh. Have a blessed day.

Captain Man! Welcome to my--

- Save it, Time Jerker!

- Oh! I actually just go by "Tim Jerkowski" now.

- Well it's "Tim" for you to get outta my head, pal!

My brain is my own!

- Okay, I don't know what you've heard, but I don't--

- You got one chance to come clean.

I suggest you take it.

- Come clean about what? - Wrong answer!

Light him up.

- Which one of these devices looks like it could control time?

- Just destroy them all. Only way to be safe!

- With pleasure. - No, no, no, no, no, no--

[ super-screams ]

- Those TVs are so expensive.

No not the fans.

The fans are my favorite...

No, no, no!

- Next stop: An electronic waste recycling station,

where these items will be safely disposed of!

- That's right do your part.

- Do your part. Do your part.

- Yeah!

- No no! - See what happens. Huh?

This is what happens.

This is what happens when you jerk people around...

Ya. Jerk?

Danger Force -- LET'S GET SOME SOFT PRETZELLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!

- Whoo!! - Pretzels!

- But you're just. You're just gonna leave?

Hey! No!

You can't just.

Ow. Ow?

I'm so sorry, Jimmy.

[ music ]

- These are the best chicken nuggets

I've ever had in my life.

- That's 'cuz I made 'em from scratch.

- What's your secret? - You don't wanna know.

- C'mon...

- No seriously if I tell you what all these nuggets

are made out of it will haunt you for the rest of your lives.

- Ray. Did you fire up the hot tub full of oil and cook--

- Okay, the flooding in my apartment has been fixed!

- Yeah. - It's all better.

- Hey, thank you all so much for letting me crash here

and for deciding not to eat me.

- That would have been crazy. - Told him we--

- It's been a great hang.

Hey, Brainstorm, you're gonna send me that article

about prison reform? - Check your e-mail.

- You're an animal. - No you are.

- Well I know we promised ourselves

we wouldn't cry when I left

so I'm not even gonna make eye contact with Volt.

- Don't look at me.

- But I will say this -- Captain Man, I did not know

one could make such good chicken nuggets out of soy.

- Soy? - Ewww!

- You all eat too much meat, do your part...

I said do your part!

- Whoa whoa, wait wait wait.

- Relax guy it's just plant protein...

- No, I don't care about the soy!

Actually I do care that was messed up

don't trick me like that ever again.

But no, I just had that feeling --

where like I've seen everything before.

- But how could that be?

- Yeah, we already took care of the Time Jerker.

- Yeah, breaking all that stuff solved all of our problems.

- Amen. - Well it's still happening.

I've definitely seen us eating nuggies with Chicken Man

when Brainstorm has a pretzel around his neck.

- That's where it went!

- Brainstorm is about to cr*ck a tooth on a bone

in that meat pretzel--

- Ow!

[ everyone gasps ]

- Schwoz is about to walk in with one of his crazy device--

- Look at me craaaazy device!

[ everyone gasps ]

- And Chicken Man is about to get a text from his landlord

saying that his apartment just flooded again --

but this time with sewage.

[ everyone gasps ]

- No... please...

[ text alert ]

- Sewage?

- What the heck is happening? - Why is this still happening?!

- And why is it happening to me?!

- We're still stuck in a time loop.

We must have missed whatever device that the Time Jerker

is using to control time!

- Then let's go back down there and break more stuff!

[ in unison ] - Yeah!

SCHWOZ: Wait, wait, wait! - Stop. What what what?

- The Time Jerker is not messing with time!

No one is caught in a time loop.

- How do you know?

CAPTAIN MAN: You don't know anything!

- Why are you here? - Shut your mouth.

- I know enough to build a device that can measure

microfluctuations in the space-time continuum

retroactive to thirty years!

- The only word I understood there was "device."

- Not even "I" or "build"?

- Listen to me! This device can tell me

when anyone is messing with time.

Going backward, going forward creating a time loop, anything.

And it says no one

has been messing with time at all for a while.

- Okay Schwoz, since you're so quote-unquote "smart"

then how come AWOL can suddenly see into

the quote-unquote "future"

before it quote-unquote "happens?"

- Once again, you appear to have no idea how air quotes work.

- Pretty "sure" I do.

- Ho-kay... I think, in the same way that AWOL's superpower

allows him to move his body anywhere in space...

- Hey, yeah, that is my thing.

- I think his mind is starting to

project itself forward through time.

Maybe right now it's only happening in your dreams

and you only remember it when it's coming true in real life.

- [ giggles ] So... I've got a new super-power?

- Lucky...

- Yeah! I got two super-powers now!

Yeah that's what's up!

- Orrrrr the Time Jerker is messing with AWOL's dreams?!

Well not on my watch! - Let's goooo!!!

- Whoa whoa guys -- that's not what he's saying at all!

- Uh, yeah.

I don't think Time Jerker had anything to do with this.

I think we might have gone down there

and destroyed his store for no reason at all.

- Uh, no. No, no.

It wasn't for no reason -- we had fun.

Secondly we had...

- We got soft pretzels after?

- We got soft pretzels after. So that's two reasons.

- I... see an apology in our future.

- I don't apologize.

- We need to go down there and say we're sorry.

- NO. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

NOPE.

and so, in conclusion, I am...

ssssssssss...

I'm ssssszzzzzzjjjjwwwwwrrrzzz...

- Just say you're sorry!

- I'm... Sssssslllllorry.

- C'mon! - I will also accept "lorry."

- Well I'm not lorry! I'm not lorry at all!

Lorry, not lorry!

- Well all the lorries in the world

aren't going to get me my store back.

- Yeah, yeah that's too bad. Soft pretzels now?

- No! - Yeah.

- I turned my whole life around, you know?

I gave up crime and I poured half of my life savings

into buying this store.

I just... I just wanted a good life.

- This is incredibly sad.

The soft pretzel place just closed.

- What? - I hope you guys are all happy.

- Okay, how can we repair the harm we've caused?

- I mean, you could all pay for the stuff you broke.

[ Danger Force and Captain Man laugh ]

- We don't pay for things.

- Oooh! How about this-- if you took

the other half of your life savings

and used it to restock the store with all new equipment,

we could come to your grand re-opening!

- Yeah. We can give you some buzz,

some attention from the local news...

- We agree to take some selfies with some customers...

- Captain Man brings his giant scissors to cut the ribbon...

- Ah. I do love my giant scissors...

- Established.

- People will buy out your whole store in one day.

- And you can stick it to those jerks that ruined your store!

- Sweetie, that was us.

- And you can stick it to us jerks that ruined your store!

- Okay.

- Deal?

- [ sighs ] Deal.

- Yes! - Yay!

[ ShoutOut super-screams ]

Lorry.

[ News theme music ]

- and neither the hostages nor Chicken Man

have been seen since.

Quite the mystery. Mary?

- Trent. - You're not Mary.

- No. I'm her stand-in.

Mary's not here because she went to get the deals.

- What deals?

- The deals in our next top story.

Great deals on electronic equipment are available

at the grand reopening of a store owned by Tim Jerkowski,

formerly known as Time Jerker.

- So Mary just left in the middle of work?

- Sure did. And it's hard to blame her,

knowing that Captain Man and Danger Force are there

right now, signing autographs, taking selfies,

and promoting those hot, hot deals.

- Well I like deals. You got this?

- Sure do, Trent.

- Scotty -- bring my car around.

Daddy's gonna get him some deals!

Breaking news: When I told Trent that I had this,

I was lying.

I don't know what I'm doing.

No, really, I really don't.

[ music ]

- Yeah. - Yeah!

- It'll be smoother when we do it for real in...

thirty seconds.

- Great cut, sir.

- Are there a lot of people out there?

[ the crowd cheers ]

- Sure sounds like it.

- Oh man, there's so many people.

I see my boy Russ, Mary Gaperman,

ulch my ex, Kendall, Natalie Mazdah...

- Natalie Mazdah?! Way to bury the lead!

- Who's ready for some deals?!

[ the crowd cheers ]

MARY: LEMME AT THEM DEALS!

- Okay, let's cut the real ribbon and--

- We wouldn't do that.

- Please stop!!

- What were you gonna say?

- Yeah, dude. Don't leave us hangin'.

- We gotta get outta here. - What?

- I said we gotta get outta here!

- Aw man I'd love to, but we kinda' promised this bozo

we'd stick around-- - Listen!

I just had a vision.

But not in a dream -- this time it happened in real life!

- I just had a vision, too.

Of all of us eatin' boneless meat pretzels.

- Oooo. - Sure. Fine.

But we gotta get outta here now.

- Why? - I just had a vision of the future!

We end up wrecking this store all over again.

[ Captain Man, Brainstorm, Volt and ShoutOut in unison ] - Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

[ gasps ]

- We wouldn't do that.

- That's exactly what you said in the vision!

Kyle was there... - Kyle?!

- From The Beatin' Dungeon?!

- Takeout and Mr. Nice Guy, too!

- Oh sure like Kyle, and Takeout, and Mr. Nice Guy

are just gonna come strollin' through that door saying--

- Ding dong!

- Well I'll be darned.

- We have to leave.

- Maybe we should...

- If you jerks are here for the grand opening,

you're gonna have to wait in line like everybody else.

- [ laughs ] We're not here to shop...

although I do see some pretty sweet deals.

- We're here for you, Time Jerker!

- Oh I'm actually just Tim Jerkowski now.

- We heard that. We also heard you're working with

Captain Man and Danger Force. - Well, that's not entirely tr--

- You bet your sweet biceps he is.

- Yeah! - Enhhh...

it's kind of a one time thing...

- Hey, let's just go. Let's leave.

- We don't like it when one of our own turns good.

- So we're taking you back to The Beatin' Dungeon

to have a little chat with the rest of the villain community.

- And I respect your point of view on this--

- Over my dead body, bad guys! - Yeah!!!

- No!

- Jim here is a good guy now.

- And we're gonna keep him that way.

- It's actually "Tim."

- All right. - Oooohhh!

- Why don't we all just take a deep breath and use our words.

- Aw, I got some words... light 'em up, Volt!

- I'll go! Just take me!

- [ groans ]

- If he wants to go just let him go!

- Aw c'mon.

- Yaaaaah!

- Please, stop!

- Just shut up and let us save you!

- If you won't come with us, we'll smash up your store!

- Not if we smash it first, Takeout!

- What if none of you smash anything?

- Ahhhh!

- Aaaaahhhh!

- How'd you get over there?!

- Yaaahhh! - Grrrrr!

- My favorite wall!

- Yaaahhh! - Errrr!

Oww!

- Whaaaa!

[ Kyle laughs ]

- Ahhhh!

- Hyaaaaah! - Ahhhhhhh!

- Did I miss the deals?

[ super-screams ] - GET OUTTA HERE!!!

- Ahhhhh!

Ya can't smash what ya can't see!

Hey, hey, hey. Ya can't smash what ya can't see!

I said stop.

- The deals! They're gone!

You people k*lled all the deals!

I'm gonna go news about this!

- Hey dude?

We're gonna dip.

- I feel like you're gonna go back to being a bad guy again...

Yeah. - I mean I don't blame ya.

SHOUTOUT: I'm sorry.

- I feel like I'd do the exact same thing if I were in your shoes.

- I was just so worried...

SHOUTOUT: Good luck as a bad guy!

[ Captain Man laughs ]

Maybe?

- Hey. How 'bout this guy gettin' a new super-power?

- Yaaay! - Yeah!

- Let's go celebrate with soft pretzels!

[ Kyle, Takeout, Mr. Nice Guy in unison ] - You guys gettin' soft pretzels?!

- Hecks yeah! - Let's goooooo!!!

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!