01x23 - Mr. Quiet

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What's That?

It's A Weight-Gain Chart
That Dad's Going To Use

To Teach The Pregnant Mommies
At The Community Center

About Weight Gain.

What Do You Think?

You Went Outside The Line.

Okay, Mrs. Van Gogh.

How Would You
Like To Try One?

Go Ahead.

Right Here.

Go Ahead.

Daddy!

Cliff!

Hey.

Are You Almost Ready?

Yes, Dear.

Rudy!

Hey, You're Doing
A Great Job Here.

You Haven't Been
Coloring That Long

But You've Got Great
Artistic Strokes.

Dear, I Did These.

You Went Outside The Line.

No, Rudy Did This One.

No, I Didn't.

(Ring)

Huxtable Residence.

Tony, Como Esta?

Estoy Bien.

Cuantos? Veinticinco?

Ai, No Me Di.

No, No, No. Esta Bien.

Pues Nos Vemos
Muy Pronto, Okay?

Okay, Adios.

Quien Era, Mama?

Era Mi Amigo, Tony Castillo--
The Community Center.

Gracias.

Rudy, Hablas Muy BienEn Espanol.

What's The
Matter, Cliff?

Feeling Left Out
Because You Don't Speak Spanish?

No, I Just Listen For My Name.

Denise, We're Leaving.
Watch Rudy.

Okay.

Theo, Let's Go.

Coming.

Adios, Papa.

(Fake Spanish)

What?

Just Listen For Your Name.

Chester, Class Was Supposed
To Start Five Minutes Ago.

Where's Dr. Huxtable?

He's Late.

I Know That.
Where Is He?

My Business Is
What Goes On Here.

What They Do Out There
Is Their Business.

I'm Going To Let Him Have It!

That's Your Business.

Chester,
Great News.

We've Got Ourselves
A New Customer.

This Is Our Main Man.

Anything You Need,
Anything You Want

Remember,
He'll Give It To You.

Can I Have A Basketball?

Yeah, If You Leave
Something In Exchange.

I Don't Have Anything.

Then You Don't Have A Ball.

Chester, This Is How
You Treat Our New Friend?

Son, I Know
You've Got Something.

Let Me See Your Pockets.

I Thought You Said
You Didn't Have Anything.

Look. A Perfectly Good
Piece Of Fuzz.

Chester, Give
The Boy The Ball.

Thanks, Tony.

You Got It.

And Remember:

You Don't Return The Ball,
You Don't Get Back The Fuzz.

Tony, We Got Rules.

Didn't You See The Look
On His Face?

I Saw Happiness.

I Saw Gratitude.

I Saw Optimism.

All I Saw Was "Good-Bye, Ball."

Hi, Chester.
How's Everything Going?

You're Late! Your Class
Has Been Yelling At Me.

Hello, Chester.

Well, Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.

Why Are You Nice To Her?

She's Late, Too.

She's Late, But Looks Good.

You're Just Late.

Hey, Cliff.

How You
Doing, Tony?

Good To See You.

Mira Que
Bonita Esta.

Gracias.Donde Esta La Clase?

Arriba En
Salon Veinticinco.

Pues Me Voy.

Si.

Just Listening For My Name.

I Better Go.

First, I Have Those Tenants'
Rights Pamphlets For You.

Oh, That's Right.

Hey, Chester, You Got A Ball?

Thanks.

Chester. Is That
All You've Got?

I'll Take This One.

Tenants' Rights Pamphlets.

Tenants' Rights Pamphlets.

Here We Go.

How Do You Ever
Find Anything?

What's A Mess To You
Is Order To Me.

Pick Any Subject.

Field Trips.

Good Choice.

Pick A Year.

.

New York Or New Jersey?

New Jersey.

There You Go.

That Doesn't Mean Anything.
You Got Lucky.

Hey, I'm Interested
In Arts And Crafts.

We Have Pottery.

Who Teaches It?

Mr. Edelman.

There's Oil Painting.

Who Teaches That?

Mr. Berkus.

There's Flower Arranging.

Who Teaches That?

Miss Ingstrom.

I'll Take It.

Hey, Wait A Minute.

What Do You Teach?

I Do Legal Counseling,
And I'm Married.

I'll Stick With Miss Ingstrom.

I'll See You
Later, Tony.

See You,
Clair.

I Have Seconds
Till My Next Session.

I Need A Fix.

Bring It Over Here.

Is The Psychologist Having
A Rough Morning?

Very Rough. I Had
Four Straight Sessions.

That Deserves A Kiss.

I Wanted To See
The Man I Love.

That Deserves Another Kiss.

Know How Rough
A Day I've Had?

Say No More.

I Hear You.

Will That
Do You Till Lunch?

One More Will Do.

The Usual Place?

You Bring The Tablecloth.
I'll Bring The Food.

I'll Be There.

Mr. Castillo.

Yeah.

Come Here, Please.

Theo, What's Going On?

I Was Playing Ball And Saw
Two Kids Beating Him Up.

You Okay?

You Look
A Little
Banged Up.

He Won't Talk.

Theo, I Think Your Father
Should Look At This.

I'll Go Get Him.

Chester, Give Me
The First-Aid Kit, Please.

I Haven't Seen
This One Before.

No, Huh?

What's Your Name, Son?

New Around Here?

Maybe He Can't Hear.

He Heard That.

Maybe He Can't Talk.

I Can Talk.

Then Why Won't You
Tell Us Your Name?

At Least Look At Me.

Okay, If You're Going To
Look Over There

I'm Going To
Go Over There.

Come On.
I'm Not That Ugly.

There He Is.

Hey, Cliff.
Hey.

All Right, Son.

Want Me To
Look At It?

He's Not Very
Talkative.

Of Course.

You Wouldn't Be Talkative
If Some People Beat You Up, Man.

I Remember Guys In The
Neighborhood I Grew Up In

Used To Beat Me Up

Until I Developed A Thing
Called "The Stare."

It Never
Fooled Anybody.

That's When He Invented
Something Called "The Run."

You Better Believe It.

And That Worked Better
Than "The Stare."

I'll Tell You
Something--

Mr. Castillo
Is Good To Know.

You Ought To
Make Him Your Friend--

Not Because Big Guys
Jump You And Beat You Up

But Because He's In Charge
Of The Ping-Pong Table.

If You Want A Table,
And He's Your Buddy

You Say, "Mr. Castillo,
Can I Have A Table?"

He'll Bump People
So You Can Play.

You Like Ping-Pong?

You Like Basketball?

Cards?

Public Speaking!

Oh, Boy.

Well, No Charge
For That.

Thanks.

Thank You,
Cliff.

You
Got It.

Aha!

I Don't Think
You Should Have Done That.

You're Looking At
One Of The All-Time
Great Chess Players.

Unbeaten.

I'm So Confident,
I'm Going To Sit Down

And Let You Make
The First Move.

Interesting Move.

So In Spite Of
What Anyone Says

You Are Not Eating
For Two People.

Aww...

You Are Eating
For Only One Person.

When You Sit Down At Breakfast

You Are Not To Eat
A Seven-Course Meal

Thinking That
You're Doing

A Wonderful Job
For That Child.

Fine. I Have A Few Minutes Left.

Any Questions?

Yes.

Dr. Huxtable

This Is My First Baby.

I've Talked To Women Who
Have Had Natural Childbirth.

I Hear Scary Things.

How Intense Will The Pain Be?

It Depends.

For Some People...
Some Women... It's...

And Then Others... It's Like...

I Don't Know.

All I Can Say Is

That You Ought Not Think Of It
As Pain

But More Like
An Uncomfortable Contraction.

Ha!

Mrs. Mitchell,
You Have Something To Say?

Doctor, I've Given Birth
To Two Children

And What I Had Was Pain.

But I Think That When
You're Talking To Mrs. Rodriguez

We Want You To Be

More Of A Positive Influence
On Her, Please?

I Know You've Delivered
Million Babies

But In My Case, It Felt Like
Somebody Tried To Rip...

I Understand.

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

I Have A
Question,
Doctor.

I'm Dreaming More Than Ever.

Is That Normal?

Sure.

But My Dreams
Are Getting So Strange.

The Other Night I Dreamt That
I Was An Engineer On A Train

And I Saw My Husband
Tied To The Tracks.

I Pulled The Hand Brake,
But It Broke Off.

I...

I Think That, Um...

This Form Of Subconscious
Resentment Towards The Husband

Is Quite Normal.

I'm Glad You Said That

Because I Dreamt My Husband
And I Were In Our Apartment.

He Gave Me Flowers,
He Cooked Me Dinner...

Then King Kong
Climbed Up The Building

Grabbed My Husband
And Dropped Him.

Good For You.

I Had A Dream...

Mrs. Mitchell...

Um, I Think That's All
For Destroying The Husband.

Thank You All

For The Food You
Brought For My Family.

Take Care Of Yourselves.

We'll See You
In Two Weeks.

Thank You.

And Doctor,
Please Be On Time Next Class.

Or Else You'll
Give Me Pain. Yes.

Hey!

Hi, Clair.
How You Doing?

I'm Fine.

Um, When You Were Carrying

Did You Have
Any Dreams About Me?

Once I Did.

Really?
Mm-Hmm.

You Know That Machine
In The Junkyard

That Crushes The Cars
Like This?

Was I In The Car?

Mrs. Huxtable,
Como Esta?

(Speaking Spanish)

Muy Bien.

(Speaking Spanish)

...King Kong.

(Speaking Spanish)

(Speaking Spanish)

Yeah. Come On,
Let's Go, Dear.

(Speaking Spanish)

Yeah, Well, I Just
Listen For My Name

That's All.

Lunch Is Being Served.

Ooh.

If We Were Married,
Would We Still Do This?

Of Course.

This Is My Favorite Part
Of Every Day.

Mine, Too.

Yeah, That's Why You Got
The Cheeseburger Deluxe

And I Got
The Roast Beef.

Selena,
Heads Up!

Sorry.

Tony...

Is There Anyone
Around Us?

Not That I Can See.

Ohh!
Ohh!

Kissing In
The Park!

Ahh!

The Only Chance We Have
Today To Get Together

These Two Have To Find Us
And Come And Bother Us.

We're On Our Way Out,
But I Wanted To Say:

Selena, You're
A Beautiful Person

To Sit Here In
The Park And Have
Lunch With A Man

Who Blew $ . On You.

$ . .

I Beg Your Pardon.

Selena, If You Have
Any Bravery At All

You Will Leave This Man
And Come To Our House

Because The Wonderful Ladies
That I Met With Today

Cooked Some Food For Me.

I Have From Mrs. Scotti

Some Linguini
And Cheese And Veal.

I Have
From Mrs. Mitchell

Some Red Beans And Rice

And From
Mrs. Ortega

Ree-Say E-Cone Zapatos.

Wait, Wait A Minute.

"Ree-Say"?

Ree-Say.

What Is "Ree-Say"?

Rice.

Ree-Say.

"Ree-Say Con Zapatos"?

E-Cone Zapatos.

Do You Know
What You're Eating?

Rice With Shoes.

Arroz Con
Garbanzos.

Arroz Con Garbanzos.

Right.

I'm Going To Eat It.

Okay.

You Know Something?

You Two Are
The Greatest People.

We Appreciate
All The Work

You Do At The Center.

We Just Believe

Take A Little Out,
Put A Lot Back In.

Yeah.

Take Care.

Tony:
Okay.

Ree-Say And Beans?

Theo,
Come On.

Let's Eat Up.

Next Time We Eat Here

Could You
Get Us A Booth?

Oh, You Bet.

I Got Connections.

Excuse
Me.

Are You Mr. Castillo?

Yes.

The Man At The Desk
Said You Were Here.

I'm Sonya Terron,
Enrique's Mother.

Enrique. Who's That?

Small Boy. Curly Hair.

You Fixed His Hand Today.

Of Course.
Please Sit Down.

I Don't Want
To Intrude.

No, Sit Down.

This Is Selena Cruz.

She's A Counselor
At The Center.

Nice To Meet You.

Enrique Called From Your Center.

He Was Afraid To Come Home.

He'd Been In A Fight.

Thank You For
Everything You've Done.

I Haven't Done Anything.

Enrique Wouldn't Speak To Me.

If You Hadn't Come,
I Wouldn't Even Know His Name.

He's Been That Way
Since His Father Died.

He Was A
Policeman.

He Was k*lled While On Duty
Five Years Ago.

His k*ller Was Released
From Prison A Year Ago.

Since Then, Enrique Finds It
Hard To Talk To Strangers.

I Understand.

Don't Be Fooled.

At Home He's Like This.

Do You Know
Where He Is?

No, But
I'll Find Him.

Finish Your Lunch.

I'll Find Him.

You Have
A Very Special Boy.

Tell Enrique He's Welcome
At The Center Any Time.

I Will.

Bye-Bye.

Bye-Bye.

What A Nice Woman.

Yeah, She Is.

We Got To Get To
This Cheeseburger.

That Cost Me
A Lot Of Money.

You Didn't Offer
Me A French Fry.

Oh, Here.

Yeah.

Uh-Oh. I Think
We're Being Watched.

You're Going To Get It.

Your Mother Was Here
Looking For You.

I Know.

Sonya:
Enrique!

Come On!

Well, I Hope
I See You Again.

Maybe You Will...

Maybe You Won't.

So Long, Enrique.

My Friends Call Me Papo.

♪ La La Dee Doo, Baby ♪

♪ La La Boolsy... ♪

Cliff.

Hmm?

You Are Having
Linguini With Veal

Mixed With
Arroz Con Garbanzos

Mixed With
German Chocolate Cake?

I Can Handle It.

Remember What You Said
About The Center Today?

Yes.

Darling, I Think
You're Putting In More

Than You're Taking Out.

Listen, When Those Ladies
Next Week

Ask Me, "How Was It?"

I Have To Tell Them
How It Was.

What's Wrong With Them?

Can't They See?

Dad.

We Both Have
To Ask You
Something.

Denise Should Go First.

You're Going First.

It Doesn't Make Any Difference
Who Goes First.

Yes, It Does.

In This House, Whoever Goes
First Gets Turned Down.

But That's Not Altogether True.

What
Is It?

Daddy, Can I...

Yes.

Thank You.

Does This Mean You'll
Say No To What I Want?

Yes.

Mom, That's Not Fair.

Maybe You Should Wait
Until He's Done Eating.

Okay.

Dad, Can I...

No, No!

Come On, Man.

Every Time Somebody--

You Know What?

I Did Not Have Children

So You All Could Change My Name
To "Dad-Can-I."

You Know, The Beauty
Of Living With You All

Is, Late At Night,
To Go Down The Hallway

Open The Door To Your Bedroom,
See The Light Fall On Your Faces

And I Smile.

You Know Why?

Not Because You're Beautiful

But Because Nobody's Begging.

What Is It You Want To Beg For?

I Saw Those Basketballs
At The Community Center.

Can I Give Them My New One?

I'm Sorry.

Sit Down.

Are You Hungry?

No.

Okay.

Cliff, How Old Were You When
Your Father Stopped Kissing You?

How Old Am I Now?

I Get A Little
Embarrassed

You Know, But I Think Deep Down
Inside We All Still Love It.

I'll Tell You One Thing...

I'd Rather Kiss My Wife.