02x18 - A Touch of Wonder

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Cosby Show". Aired: September 20, 1984 – April 30, 1992.*
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
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02x18 - A Touch of Wonder

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Freeze.

Freeze.

Freeze!

You Are Doing Two Things Wrong.

What's Number One?

I'm Standing On A Chair.

You're Standing On A Chair.

And What's Number Two?

Oh...

Where Are Your Hands?

Your Hands Are
On This Clock.

Take Your Hands
Off Of This Clock.

Now...

Why, My Dear

Were You Standing...

On This Chair?

Huh?

The Clock Didn't Have
The Right Time.

So You
Stood

On This Chair
To Tell The Clock That?

No.

What Were You Doing?

Fixing It.

So You Are Now
A Clock Fixer?

Do You Realize

You're The Only Child
In This House Who Has A Job?

First Of All

You Know The Rules-

We Do Not Make Ladders
Out Of Furniture.

Right.

What Makes You So Sure

That This Wristwatch
You Have On Is Correct

And The Clock Isn't?

My Watch Is Newer.

Just Because
Something Is New

It Runs Better Than
Something That's Older?

Is That What You're Saying,
Smiling Face?

Yes.

Do You Know
That I Am Older Than You?

Yes.

Do You Know
That You Are Newer Than Me?

I Never Fall

Unless I Didn't See Something.

Now You Owe Me
A Zrbtt.

Mommy!

Hi!

What Did You Bring Me?

Nothing Today.

Mommy!

What Did You Bring Me?

Nothing
For You Today.

Okay.

This Is For Vanessa.
It's Typing Paper.

Give It To Her.

She's Not Home.

Put It On Her Bed, Okay?

Okay.

Thank You.

Cliff, That's Very Strange.

What?

Denise Was Supposed
To Give Vanessa A Ride Home.

There She Is.

Vanessa!

What's Wrong?

I Stood In Front Of That Library
For An Entire Hour

In The Freezing Cold

Waiting For Denise

And She Never Showed Up.

She Didn't?

No!

The Wind Was Going
Right Through Me.

It's A Strong Arctic Wind
From Canada.

My Face Feels
Like It's Going To Crack.

My Toes Are Numb.

I Can't Even Move My Fingers.

How Did You Get Home?

I Walked.

Twelve And A Half Blocks

With The Freezing Canadian Wind
Lashing At My Face.

Hi.

Where Have You Been?

You Won't Believe
What Happened To Us.

We Were
In A Wreck.

A Wreck?

Yeah.

Your Car?

Yeah.

Are You All Right?

We're Fine!

It Was Great!

Theo And I
Were Driving Along

Going To Pick Up Vanessa

And We Come To The
Intersection Of And Dirkland.

A Water Pipe
Must Have Burst

Because It
Was Flooded.

Solid Ice.

I Tried
To Stop

But I Slid Through
The Intersection

And This Other Car...

A Big Limousine...

Slid Through The Intersection,
Hit The Ice

And It Ran Right Into Us.

On My Side!

The Chauffeur Gets Out
To See If We're Okay

And Then The
Back Door Pops Open

And Guess Who Steps Out?

Stevie Wonder!

You Guys Were Almost
Run Over By Stevie Wonder!

That's Fantastic!

We Were Just At The Right
Place At The Right Time.

Are You Sure
You're Not Hurt?

Mom, We're Okay.

Where's The Car?

It's Okay.

The Front Fender
Was Dented.

Where's The Car?

You Can Still
Drive It.

Where's The Car?!

It's Out Front.

When Stevie

Got Out Of
The Limousine

What Did He Say?

Are You Ready For This?

He Said,
"Are You All Right?"

I Always Knew
Stevie Was Like That-

He Cares.

He's Just Like

His Records.

Just Dented?

The Fender Is Curled Up

Wrapped Around The Muffler

Through The Back Window.

Dad, It's Not
That Bad.

I've Got To See This.

Without Your Gloves?

Nothing Is Coming Between
My Hand And Stevie's Dent.

I'll Show You Where
He Leaned On The Car.

Ooh!

Hi, Dear.

Cliff, I Want You To See
What Someone Did.

Look At That.

What?

Someone Has Broken The Handle
Off My Favorite Coffee Mug.

You're Kidding.

And Then They Tried To Glue It
Together And Put It Away.

Somebody Just Glued It

And Then Put It Way Back
In The Cupboard, Huh?

How Did You Know It Was
In The Cupboard?

I Just Guessed

That It Would Be
Way Back In The Cupboard.

How Did You Know It Was
Way Back In The Cupboard?


Am I Going To Need A Lawyer?

I Think So.

You Broke My Mug.

See, I Tried...

I See What You Tried To Do

With All This Old
Tired-Looking Glue.

Pieces Missing.

All Chipped Up.

Glue Inside The Cup!

But I Did That On Purpose.

Why?

So You Would Think
One Of The Children Did It.

Cliff!

I Almost Went To The Children
And Accused Them.

Right.

And Then They Would
Have Denied Doing It.

But I Wouldn't
Have Believed Them.

That's Right.

Hey, Dad.

How Was Your Day?

Great.

Everyone Knew
About The Wreck.

How Did They Know?

Theo Told Them.

That's Right.

The Public Has
A Right To Know.

By Public

He Means Tanya Simpson.

Tanya?

Tanya Hasn't Talked
To Me All Year

But Today, She Followed
Me To My Math Class.

Tanya!

And After School

A Whole Mob Came
To Look At The Dent.

Cockroach Said We Should
Charge Everyone A Dollar.

Huxtable Residence.

Yes, This Is He.

* Hello, Tanya. *

Hi, Denise.

Hi, Mom.

Did You Call The
Insurance Company?

Yes, I Need Two Estimates
Before It Gets Fixed.

Good.

Can I Wait?

I Want To Keep The Dent
For A While.

Denise!

I Just Want Something
To Remember Stevie By.

If You'd Like

We Could Have Stevie Drive
Through The Front Door.

Tanya Simpson Wants To
Take Me To The Movies.

That's It.
I'm Going To Become A Musician.

A Musician?

Yeah.

A Woman Called Me
'Cause I Was Hit By One.

What Would Happen
If I Was One?


You Don't Play An Instrument.

You Don't Have To Nowadays.

All Done By Computers.

I'll Just Show Up And Sing.

I Have Heard You Sing.

I'll Get Lots Of Backup Singers.

It Only Takes One Hit,
And You're Set For Life.

We're Talking Mongo Rich.

You'll Only Wear
Designer Clothes.

And Eat Caviar.

That's What
Mongo Rich People Eat.

You'll Have
Parties On Yachts.

And Sleep Till Two
In The Afternoon.

And You Can Buy Your Parents
A Bigger House

And They Can Retire.

Huxtable Residence.

Stevie Wonder?

Right, Cockroach.

Hello?

No, We're Both Fine, Mr. Wonder.

Yeah.

No, Yeah, We Did.

Really.

Really?

That Would Be Great!

: Tomorrow?

Thank You!

He Wants Us
All There At : ..!

Just Slow Down.

What Did He Say?

He Said-

He Invited The Whole Family

To A Recording Session!

* I Just Called *

* To Say I Love You *

* I Just Called
To Say How Much I Care *

All Right!
All Right!

Aren't You Excited?!

It's Very Nice

That Mr. Wonder Has Invited Us
To A Recording Session

But That's No Reason

To Go
Crazy.

What Will I Wear?

When Tanya Simpson Hears This

She'll Want To Marry Me.

Oh, Cliff.

Oh, Cliff.

We're Going To Meet
Stevie Wonder!

Baby!

The People At The Office
Will Never Believe This One!

* Isn't She Lovely? *

* Living Just Enough
For The City *

* A Little Old Man *

Gariel.

Yeah, Stevie.

Put More High On
The Synclavier.

You Got It.

Stevie, The Huxtables
Are Here.

Oh, Great.

They Can Come In.

Hi, Mr. Wonder.

Don't Worry, Denise.

I'm Driving Today.

Mr. Wonder,
Hi, I'm Theo.

Remember Me?

Why Don't You Say,
"Hi, Steve"?

Hi, Steve.

You Didn't Come Alone.

Introduce Everybody.

This Is My Father,
But He Can't Stay.

Doesn't He Like Me?

I Like You, But I Have To
Go Deliver A Baby.

I Hope You're A Doctor.

I Wanted To Thank You
For Crashing Into My Children.

Take Care Of Yourself.

Thank You.

Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad.

Bye.

Is Anybody
Else Leaving?

My Mom's Here.
She's A Lawyer.

A Lawyer?

Glad I Didn't Know That
When We Had The Accident.

Hello. It's Nice
To Meet You.

I'm Clair
Huxtable.

How Do You Do?

Fine,
Thank You.

My Pleasure.

Hi, I'm Rudy.

Hi, Rudy.

I Made You A Present.

You Did?

Know What It Is?

Might Need Help
With This One.

It's A Giraffe.

This Is The Most
Beautiful Giraffe

Anyone's Ever Given Me.

Thank You.

You're Welcome.

This Is My Other
Sister, Vanessa.

That's A Pretty Name.

Thank You, Sir.

You're Welcome, Madam.

We Can Do Without
All The Sirs, Okay?

Okay, Stevie.

Right.

Thank You For Inviting Us.

We Don't Want To Interrupt
Your Work, So We'll Be Going.

Why Don't You
Stay For A While?

Yeah! Yeah, Mom. Yeah!

Okay,
Okay.

Gariel.

- Yeah, Stevie?
- This Isn't Happening.

Let's Try Something Different.

No Problem, Stevie.

You Mind Helping Me?

No!

Will The Person Who Made
This Giraffe Come Here?

I'm Here.

You're How Old?

Six.

Want To Be On My Album?

Yeah.

What Sound Does
The Giraffe Make?

Beautiful.

I've Got You In
My Synclavier.

Mommy, I'm On
Stevie's New Record.

I Know.

I Need More Help.

Miss Vanessa?

Yes, Sir...

I Mean, Stevie.

How Old Are You?

I'm Twelve.

Got A Boyfriend?

Well, Sort Of.

She's In Love With Robert.

Why Didn't You
Say "Robert"?

Robert.

Say It Like You Mean It.

Robert.

Robert. Robert. Robert.

Denise, How Old Are You?

Seventeen.

Theo, And You?

Fifteen.

Seventeen And Fifteen.

Who's A Singer?

I Want To Be.

Can You Rap?

Yeah.

Rap For Me.

No.

What Would You
Say At A Party?

Jammin' On The One.

Jammin', Jammin' On The One.

Ja-Ja-Ja-Jammin'.

Ja-Ja-Ja-Jammin'.

Denise, Your Turn.

I Don't Know
What To Say.

I Don't Know...

I Don't Know What To Say.

Perfect!

And Now, Clair Huxtable.

Don't You Ask Me
How Old I Am.

I Won't Ask
How Old You Are.

I Want You To Sing.

I Don't Know...

Go On.

Sing.

Once In A
Lifetime.

I'd Only Do This
For My Children.

Just A Simple "La"-
That's All I Need.

* La *

* La... La La *

* La La *

* La La *

* La La *

This
Is Hot.

This Is
Really Hot.

You Know What?

I've Even Got Your
Husband Saying "Baby."

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

How Did He
Do That?


Babe. Baby.

Bbbbbbbbaby.

Okay, Let Me See.

Let's Make A Tape
For The Family, Gariel.

You Got It,
Stevie.

Thank You
So Much.

That's Really Nice.

We Are Going Now, Okay?

I Knew You Were Coming Today

So I Programmed
Something Special For You.

I Hope You
Like It.

Please Sing With Me.

I Don't...

I Don't Know.

Come On.
Come On.

Go Ahead.

I'll Give You The Words
If You Don't Know The Words.

Okay.

- Yeah.
- Are You Ready?

* No New Year's Day *

* To Celebrate *

* No Chocolate-Covered
Candy Hearts To Give Away *

* No First Of Spring *

* No Song To Sing *

* In Fact, It's Just
Another Ordinary Day *

No April Rain.

* No April Rain *

All Right.

No Flowers Bloom.

* No Flowers Bloom *

No Wedding Saturday
Within The Month Of June.

* No Wedding Saturday
Within The Month Of June *

All Right!

But What
It Is.

* But What It Is *

Is Something True.

* Is Something True *

Made Up Of These Three
Words That I Must Say To You.

* Made Up Of These Three Words
That I Must Say To You *

* I Just Called To Say
I Love You *


* I Just Called To Say
How Much I Care *


* I Do *

* I Just Called To Say
I Love You *


* And I Mean It
From The Bottom Of My Heart *


* Of My Heart *

* Of My Heart *

* Cha-Cha-Cha! *

We Are Hot!

Jammin' On The One.

Jammin'.

Dad, I Wish You'd Stayed.

I'll Never Forget Stevie.

How Did You Like The Caviar?

What?

Didn't Stevie Take You
On The Yacht

And Give You Some Caviar?

Are You Making Fun Of Me, Dad?

No, But If He Didn't Take You
On The Yacht

And Give You
Some Mongo Caviar


Then Why Is He A Musician?

I Guess He Loves What He Does.

Like Your Father And I
Love What We Do.

I Guess So.

And Like I'm Going To Love

Playing That Tape
For Tanya Simpson.

Good Night.

Good Night, Son.

They Are Never, Ever,
Going To Forget This.

Every Time They Hear
A Stevie Wonder Song

They'll Remember
This Day.

Their Mother And Father
Will Also.

Yeah.

Music Is A Wonderful Thing.

No Matter How Old You Get

There Are Some Songs
That Can Do It For You.

You Play Them Years Later

And You Can Almost Smell,
Touch, Feel, Hear And Be There.

Yeah.

I'm Going To Go Upstairs
And Go To Sleep

Because I Am Worn Out.

A Little "Ba-Babe, Ba-Babe,
Baby" Is Exhausting.

Don't You Want
Some Chocolate?

No, I'm Going
To Sleep.

Please?

No, I Am Tired.

Aw, Cliff, Come On.

Good Night, Hon.

Good Night.

Good Night.

See You In The Morning.

All Right.

"I Don't Know What To Say."

"I Don't Know What To Say."

I Don't Know What To Say,
But I Do Know What To Play.

* Candy *

* Why, I Call My Sugar Candy *

* Mmmmm... *

* I'm Sweet On Candy *

* And Candy, He's Sweet On Me *

* He Understands Me *

* He's My Understanding Candy *

* Mmmmm... *

* My Candy's Always Handy *

* Just When I Need Sympathy *

* Oh, I Wish That
There Were Four Of Him *

* And I Could
Love That Much... *

* That Much More Of Him *

* He Has Taken
My Complete Heart *

* And I Got A Sweet Tooth
For My Sweetheart *

* Candy *

* Candy, Candy, Candy *

* It's Going To Be Just Dandy *

* Mmmmm... *

* The Day That
I'll Take My Candy *

* And Make Him Mine *

* Mine, All Mine, Yeah *

* Mine, All Mine *

* The Day That
I'll Take My Candy *

* And Make Him Mine... *

* Huh! Eee! *

* All Mine *
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