01x10 - Bad Chicken/Gerry's Tour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "It's Pony". Aired: January 18, 2020 – present.*
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01x10 - Bad Chicken/Gerry's Tour

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- [crows]

- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪

♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a funny-looking pony, never going slowly ♪

♪ When you got a Pony never feel lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ It's Pony! ♪

- ANNIE: Pony.

- ♪

- HERO HORSE: This looks like the work of Wild Starillion.

- [thunder clapping] - [horse neighing]

- ♪

- STARILLION: Sorry to drop in on you like this, Hero Horse.

It looks like you trotted right into my trap.

- ♪

- [grunting] [laughs]

- Revenge will be mine! - PONY: [chuckles]

- Hey, guys, my dad says if you break it, you bought it.

- [sighs] He's not going to break it.

- DAD: Tell 'em this is not a library, too.

- PONY: [grunts]

I'll take this one.

- Don't you already have that one?

- No, I have Wild Starillion, his nemesis.

- [bell dings]

- "I guffaw at you, weaklings."

- MAN: You think you're a tough guy?

- He was just trying to be Hero Horse.

Needs work, Pony.

- Oh, so you think you're a hero, horse?

- Well, you have to admit, there is quite a resemblance.

- Put that back.

- [creaking]

- [growls]

- [crash]

- [growls]

- Run!

- We hide down alleys a lot.

I like this one. This is a good alley.

- Shh!

- [chicken clucking]

- Stop clucking.

- Tell her, not me.

- Oh, look, a little chicken. - PONY: An alley chicken.

Making it on her own, doing it her way!

- [clucks] - It's not a great way.

- Aw, poor little scraggly thing.

I wonder where she's from. - The streets.

Oh, before that? An egg!

- I don't think she has a home.

- We can't leave her, Annie.

Hero Horse always says, "Be kind to others!"

- You're right, let's bring her home.

Mom will know what to do.

Let's call her Scraggle.

- PONY: We'll take care of you, Scraggle.

Nothing bad will happen while you're with us.

- SCRAGGLE: [clucks]

- Nothing else bad. - Sorry, chicken.

- Oh, how exciting! A new chicken.

- We named her Scraggle, 'cause she's sad and scraggly.

- I like that.

Okay, Scraggle, time to meet your new roommates.

Go on, don't be shy, go in and say hello.

- [clucking]

- [chickens fighting]

- Oh, wow. I was afraid of this.

The other chickens don't accept her.

- What?! Why not?

- Don't worry, Annie,

Hero Horse will talk some sense into them.

Now, you chickens listen to this.

[imitating Hero Horse] Always be kind to others!

- Nah, not even close.

- [clucking] - Hey! Give Hero Horse back!

- [thud]

- [clucking] - HELEN: She's a sweet thing,

but chickens are very territorial.

- ♪

- If Scraggle's not confident enough,

they'll never accept her.

I'm sorry, but we can't leave her in the coop.

- Oh. What do we do with her?

If we put her back on the street, she won't survive!

- I'm sorry, Annie, I wish there was another way.

- Give us one day to make her more confident.

- Okay, one day.

But if that doesn't work, she'll have to go.

We can't have the girls all riled up.

- How do we make her confident?

- ♪

- HESTON: Ha! Yeah!

Of course, sports are great for confidence.

Watch and learn, Scraggle.

Over to Pony!

- SCRAGGLE: [screams] - Oh, sorry, little dude.

- ANNIE: Oh, Scraggle! - [clucking]

- Maybe someone else can help.

- The stage is a great confidence booster.

When you hear the roar of the crowd,

it makes you feel like you can do anything!

You'll see.

- ♪

- [cheering and applauding]

- [clucking]

- [splat]

- [thuds]

- [clucks]

- HERO HORSE: Falling down is an accident,

staying down is a choice.

- I'm not that confident IRL,

but I'm a big sh*t in Dragon Town!

Check out my castle and my army.

They protect all of my gold!

- [computer beeping]

- GERRY: I started a new game for you, Scraggle.

- Give it a try, Scraggle.

- [dragon screeching] - [people screaming]

- ♪

- PONY: [whispers] I think we made her worse.

- I'm sorry, Scraggle.

Maybe you'll like being on the streets again.

- [deep voice] We'll visit all the time.

- That's not the voice, Pony. - It is!

"We'll visit all the time,

"I'll bring my friends Annie and Pony,

but not Wild Starillion."

- [exhales] You know what? Take Hero Horse.

He'll take care of you.

- HERO HORSE: Defending the defenseless!

- That's really nice of you.

- PONY: "Defending the defenseless."

- Now you've ruined it.

- "Defending the defenseless!"

- Give up, you'll never get it.

Goodnight, Pony. Goodnight, Scraggle.

- HERO HORSE: Villain-- - [clucks]

[clucking]

- STARILLION: I will take over the world!

I will take over the world!

Revenge will be mine!

I will take over the world!

Revenge will be mine!

Hurt me once, I hurt you twice.

- [screams] - [gasps]

- PONY: Annie, look! - ANNIE: What happened?

- We've been touched by the hooves of evil.

- HELEN: [screams] All my chickens are gone!

- GEORGE: [screams] We're out of coffee!

[gasps] What is that?

- ♪

- [clucking]

- [clucking]

- [gasp] - The mark of Wild Starillion.

He's been here! - GEORGE: I found the chickens.

- Wait a second. Where's Scraggle?!

- [ball deflates]

- Huh?

Who did this?!

- [clucking]

[crying, clucking]

- [applause]

- A chicken took my part!

- [gasps]

My castle!

- ♪

- Annie, I think you should see this.

- Oh. What?!

Gerry said Scraggle destroyed his castle!

- Why Scraggle? - ANNIE: He sent this.

- ♪

- [gasps]

- Gerry did scare her pretty bad.

And she got hurt with Claire and Heston.

[gasps] I think Scraggle is out for revenge.

- Just like Wild Starillion.

- STARILLION: Sweet, sweet vengeance will be mine!

- [gasps] She was brainwashed by your action figure, Pony.

She thinks she's Wild Starillion

and she's getting back at everybody who hurt her!

Who else would she have a grudge against?

[gasps] The comic book store.

She might hurt Brian! - She might hurt Hero Horse!

I mean, Brian. Poor Brian.

- [wind gusting]

- Annie! - [gasps]

Brian, what happened?

- My dad left me in charge, and that crazy chicken

came in here clucking about revenge,

and how I'd regret the day I was born!

And then she destroyed all the Hero Horse toys!

- You got that just from her clucking?

- It was obvious from her body language and context clues!

- [rustling]

- SCRAGGLE: [clucking]

- She's still in here, you've gotta stop her.

- SCRAGGLE: [clucking]

- We have to make her stop thinking she's Wild Starillion!

But how?

- There's only one thing

that can defeat Wild Starillion:

Hero Horse and his laser of conviction and good will.

- But she destroyed them all. - Not quite.

- ♪

- [clucks]

- ♪

- HERO HORSE: Stop right now, Starillion!

- ♪

- HERO HORSE: Your villainy will not prevail!

Always be kind to-- [distorted voice] others--

- What happened? - The battery must have d*ed.

- [clucking]

- Uh, guys, do something!

- [angry clucking]

- Pony, you have to do your impression!

- But you said I-- - You can do it, Pony.

- ♪ - [screams]

- PONY: [imitating Hero Horse] A strong arm of justice

stretches across the galaxy!

Be gone, spawn of evil!

- You sound just like Hero Horse.

- PONY: [imitating Hero Horse] Remember to say "Please"

and "Thank you." - [clucks]

- Brush your teeth after every meal.

- [clucks] - Be gone, foul villain!

- [clucks] - Pony, you un-brainwashed her.

- [gasps] That was close.

I guess I should thank you guys.

- [imitating Hero Horse] You're welcome, citizen!

- Okay, you can stop now.

- I cannot!

Ah?

- [gasps] You found our mascot.

- We've been looking everywhere for her.

- Check yourself out, Scraggle. You're looking pretty sharp.

- Put it back, put it back.

- [growling]

- It's a really good alley.

- ♪

- [clucking]

- ♪

- [bowling pins falling]

- ANNIE: What was that--Pony!

- You're not being very supportive of my hobbies.

- Sliding around on your belly on a stick of butter

is not a hobby. - True, it's more of a sport.

- That is one sport I'll never play.

- GEORGE: How are we out of butter again?

- ANNIE: Here you go, Dad. - Thanks, strawberry.

- See you later, we're off to the museum.

- We are? - Yes.

Gerry's auditioning to be a junior tour guide.

He's really worried about it,

so we're going to be there for him.

- So now you're being supportive.

- Well, yes, because that's an actual interest.

- So is butter belly bowling!

- [gasps]

- Hi, Gerry. - Annie! You made it!

- Ooh, nice flag. - Are you ready?

- I don't know, I'm pretty nervous.

- Why? You know everything there is to know

about this place.

- Yeah, but I've never led an actual tour before.

I really hope I pass.

- You'll be fine!

You've got Pony and me here to back you up, right, Pony?

- PONY: [grunting] Right.

- Gerry, time to start the tour.

Remember, you need to be back here in an hour,

at the stroke of noon.

- Coming, Mr. Vanwinkle.

Well, here we go. Sorry if it's boring.

- This will be the best tour ever, it won't be boring.

- The emperor Constantine named the city after himself.

- This is really boring. - Yeap.

- We should tell him. - No!

We said we'd support him, so this is what we're doing.

Check this out. [clears throat]

[laughs] Ah, good one, Ger.

That's what supporting your friend looks like.

- Ha, you call that support? I'll show you support.

- ...fine example of early Ottoman textile dye.

- PONY: I love it!

Wow! Look at that!

What an amazing blue pen!

Does it click in and out? Make it click in and out.

- That's not really what I was talking about--

- I'd like to see it click in and out.

- Ooh, me too, I wanna see it click in and out.

- [groans]

- Nice. - [camera shutter clicks]

- Um, these are available at the gift shop.

- What an informative tour. - Where's the gift shop?

- The gift shop is at the end of the tour.

- ALL: [groan]

- [stutters] We're moving on! Please follow the flag.

Next, I'm going to show you the coolest artifact

in the museum.

There it is. Isn't it magnificent?

- Huh. I can barely see it. What is it?

- An ancient skeleton key.

It's rumored that it can open any lock.

- Ooh!

- We're not allowed to get any closer.

- ALL: [groaning]

- Remember that, Annie, a key that opens any lock.

That could be useful.

- Now, here's a room where we can get as close as we want.

- ALL: [gasp]

- Welcome to the ancient spoons room.

- ALL: [groan]

- No way! A room of old spoons?! Amazing!

This museum has it all! The best spoons!

- The best pens! - The best tour guide!

- Uh...I hear the cafe is pretty good.

- The best cafe! - Do they have muffins?

- Oh, they have the best muffins.

- Are they moist? - Of course they're moist.

You've never had such moist muffins.

Hey! You can't just leave the tour!

- You kept talking about muffins!

- I got carried away. You have to come back.

- MAN: Look at these cute little butters and tiny jams!

- Really? Back there, an amazing tour guide

is giving an amazing tour,

and we're missing all the best parts!

- And this is the best part.

The ancient gong of Herodotus.

- This is the best part?

- Bang the gong, Gerry. - It's a delicate artifact.

- Gerry. Bang the gong, Gerry! - [hesitating]

- Bang the gong, Gerry!

- [gong banging] - [glass breaking]

- Great tour, Gerry! - Can we have a turn?

- Oh, ah, hello. - Aren't you on Gerry's tour?

How's the tour going? - [gong banging]

- Is someone banging the ancient gong of Herodotus?

- Gerry would never let anyone touch that.

- I should hope not.

That would be an instant fail.

See you at the end of the tour.

- Come on, let's get back.

- This humble box is called a punishment cabinet.

It was used in medieval times to hold one single prisoner.

- Wow, does it work? - Hmm, who knows?

Nobody's tried it. - You try it, Gerry!

You're the best tour guide.

- No, I really shouldn't. - [groan]

- It's the first--stop! Okay. I'm getting in.

Watch, everybody! Don't go!

- Great tour, Gerry. - We're back. Where's Gerry?

- He's really taken this tour up a notch.

- GERRY: Hi, Annie. - Gerry?

- GERRY: I think I'm locked in. - Hang tight.

I'll go find someone to get you out of there.

- No! Annie, please,

if Mr. Vanwinkle finds out I'm in here,

my museum career is over.

- [groaning] [indistinct complaining]

- Hey, stop! The tour isn't over yet!

I'll get Gerry out, you keep doing the tour.

- Me? What will I talk about?

I don't know about any of this stuff here.

- Just talk about things you do know something about.

- This is the ancient head jar.

If your head fits inside it, it means you're lucky.

- WOMAN: Woo-hoo! - ALL: [gasp]

- Hmm...what else?

Uh, this is a light switch.

This is how it works.

- Huh? - [ceramic breaking]

- [gasps]

- [item breaking] - MAN: [gasps]

- [clapping]

- [grunting]

Where's the key? - Interesting story.

The king had it destroyed when he outlawed

the punishment cabinet, because it was so cruel.

Oh.

My tour isn't going very well.

- It is! It's a great tour.

Sure, this part is unusual.

But there's still time to get back on track.

I'll get you out of here and you'll finish with a bang.

Hmm, there's gotta be a way to unlock it.

[gasps] The skeleton key.

I'll save you, Gerry!

- This is an alley, it's good for hiding.

Go ahead, give it a try.

Come on, Barbara, you can do better than that.

If I was an angry biker,

I would've spotted you in no time.

- This is Heston's room.

This is Heston.

- [camera shutter clicks]

- Wait for it. Wait for it. Now!

- ALL: [barking] - DOG: [whines]

- ALL: [laughing] - Look at him run.

- I wonder how Gerry's doing.

He's a good one, that one.

Dependable, respects the artifacts.

- [banging] - GERRY: [grunting]

Hurry, Annie!

I need to get back to my tour!

Also, I'm running out of air.

- Whoa.

- ♪

- [gasps]

- ♪

- Ugh, how am I supposed to get that key?

I'd have to somehow slide under all those lasers

without tripping the alarms.

If only Pony were here.

- PONY: Pony is here. - Huh? Pony!

Why is the tour group covered in seaweed?

- They're not. It's pond weed.

We were feeding muffins to the ducks.

- But I wouldn't let 'em eat this.

- Butter! Yes!

- What are you gonna do with that?

- You mean what is Pony going to do with it.

- Oh! Butter belly bowling!

- And this time, I'll support you completely.

- You agree it's a real sport? - Uh, no.

But this is your moment, go get that key!

- ♪

- [grunts]

- ♪

- Bravo! - Shh.

- Oh, sorry, bravo. - He did it. He got the key.

- ♪

- ALL: [gasp] - Don't move.

You'll set off the alarm.

- How's he going to get out of there?

- Fire retro rockets.

[grunts]

- Were you going to-- - Yeap.

It's just not the right time. Now what?

- Right. Tour guides, finish your tours.

- What are we going to do?!

Hang on, where is everybody? Oh!

- ♪

- [bell chiming]

- Ah, that's it, the end of the tour.

And the end of this tour guide.

- [box opening]

- [steps approaching]

- You made it. And just in time.

And how was the tour? - [hesitates]

- OLD MAN: Ha! This was the best day of my life!

- It was amazing, I loved it.

- The best part was chasing the ducks!

- Right, well, you passed.

You're officially a junior tour guide, Gerry.

- Woo-hoo! - Way to go, Gerry!

- Oh, uh, thanks, Mr. Vanwinkle,

but I have to turn you down. - What?!

- I don't think I'm cut out for this.

I could only do it with the support of my friends.

And besides, when I'm a tour guide,

I don't get to enjoy the museum myself.

- You know what, Gerry? That's a very mature attitude.

Ugh, what a waste of my time.

- So Gerry, wanna see if you get lucky with the head jar?

- Um...I think I've had enough museum for one day.

What else can we do?

- I've got an idea.

- [bowling pins falling] - PONY: Strike!

- ANNIE: Where to go, Gerry!



- ♪
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