- [crows]
- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪
♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
♪ He's a funny-looking pony, never going slowly ♪
♪ When you got a Pony never feel lonely ♪
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
- Pony!
- ♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!
♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony!
♪ Pony! Pony! Pony!
♪ It's Pony! ♪
- ANNIE: Pony.
- ♪
- HERO HORSE: This looks like the work of Wild Starillion.
- [thunder clapping] - [horse neighing]
- ♪
- STARILLION: Sorry to drop in on you like this, Hero Horse.
It looks like you trotted right into my trap.
- ♪
- [grunting] [laughs]
- Revenge will be mine! - PONY: [chuckles]
- Hey, guys, my dad says if you break it, you bought it.
- [sighs] He's not going to break it.
- DAD: Tell 'em this is not a library, too.
- PONY: [grunts]
I'll take this one.
- Don't you already have that one?
- No, I have Wild Starillion, his nemesis.
- [bell dings]
- "I guffaw at you, weaklings."
- MAN: You think you're a tough guy?
- He was just trying to be Hero Horse.
Needs work, Pony.
- Oh, so you think you're a hero, horse?
- Well, you have to admit, there is quite a resemblance.
- Put that back.
- [creaking]
- [growls]
- [crash]
- [growls]
- Run!
- We hide down alleys a lot.
I like this one. This is a good alley.
- Shh!
- [chicken clucking]
- Stop clucking.
- Tell her, not me.
- Oh, look, a little chicken. - PONY: An alley chicken.
Making it on her own, doing it her way!
- [clucks] - It's not a great way.
- Aw, poor little scraggly thing.
I wonder where she's from. - The streets.
Oh, before that? An egg!
- I don't think she has a home.
- We can't leave her, Annie.
Hero Horse always says, "Be kind to others!"
- You're right, let's bring her home.
Mom will know what to do.
Let's call her Scraggle.
- PONY: We'll take care of you, Scraggle.
Nothing bad will happen while you're with us.
- SCRAGGLE: [clucks]
- Nothing else bad. - Sorry, chicken.
- Oh, how exciting! A new chicken.
- We named her Scraggle, 'cause she's sad and scraggly.
- I like that.
Okay, Scraggle, time to meet your new roommates.
Go on, don't be shy, go in and say hello.
- [clucking]
- [chickens fighting]
- Oh, wow. I was afraid of this.
The other chickens don't accept her.
- What?! Why not?
- Don't worry, Annie,
Hero Horse will talk some sense into them.
Now, you chickens listen to this.
[imitating Hero Horse] Always be kind to others!
- Nah, not even close.
- [clucking] - Hey! Give Hero Horse back!
- [thud]
- [clucking] - HELEN: She's a sweet thing,
but chickens are very territorial.
- ♪
- If Scraggle's not confident enough,
they'll never accept her.
I'm sorry, but we can't leave her in the coop.
- Oh. What do we do with her?
If we put her back on the street, she won't survive!
- I'm sorry, Annie, I wish there was another way.
- Give us one day to make her more confident.
- Okay, one day.
But if that doesn't work, she'll have to go.
We can't have the girls all riled up.
- How do we make her confident?
- ♪
- HESTON: Ha! Yeah!
Of course, sports are great for confidence.
Watch and learn, Scraggle.
Over to Pony!
- SCRAGGLE: [screams] - Oh, sorry, little dude.
- ANNIE: Oh, Scraggle! - [clucking]
- Maybe someone else can help.
- The stage is a great confidence booster.
When you hear the roar of the crowd,
it makes you feel like you can do anything!
You'll see.
- ♪
- [cheering and applauding]
- [clucking]
- [splat]
- [thuds]
- [clucks]
- HERO HORSE: Falling down is an accident,
staying down is a choice.
- I'm not that confident IRL,
but I'm a big sh*t in Dragon Town!
Check out my castle and my army.
They protect all of my gold!
- [computer beeping]
- GERRY: I started a new game for you, Scraggle.
- Give it a try, Scraggle.
- [dragon screeching] - [people screaming]
- ♪
- PONY: [whispers] I think we made her worse.
- I'm sorry, Scraggle.
Maybe you'll like being on the streets again.
- [deep voice] We'll visit all the time.
- That's not the voice, Pony. - It is!
"We'll visit all the time,
"I'll bring my friends Annie and Pony,
but not Wild Starillion."
- [exhales] You know what? Take Hero Horse.
He'll take care of you.
- HERO HORSE: Defending the defenseless!
- That's really nice of you.
- PONY: "Defending the defenseless."
- Now you've ruined it.
- "Defending the defenseless!"
- Give up, you'll never get it.
Goodnight, Pony. Goodnight, Scraggle.
- HERO HORSE: Villain-- - [clucks]
[clucking]
- STARILLION: I will take over the world!
I will take over the world!
Revenge will be mine!
I will take over the world!
Revenge will be mine!
Hurt me once, I hurt you twice.
- [screams] - [gasps]
- PONY: Annie, look! - ANNIE: What happened?
- We've been touched by the hooves of evil.
- HELEN: [screams] All my chickens are gone!
- GEORGE: [screams] We're out of coffee!
[gasps] What is that?
- ♪
- [clucking]
- [clucking]
- [gasp] - The mark of Wild Starillion.
He's been here! - GEORGE: I found the chickens.
- Wait a second. Where's Scraggle?!
- [ball deflates]
- Huh?
Who did this?!
- [clucking]
[crying, clucking]
- [applause]
- A chicken took my part!
- [gasps]
My castle!
- ♪
- Annie, I think you should see this.
- Oh. What?!
Gerry said Scraggle destroyed his castle!
- Why Scraggle? - ANNIE: He sent this.
- ♪
- [gasps]
- Gerry did scare her pretty bad.
And she got hurt with Claire and Heston.
[gasps] I think Scraggle is out for revenge.
- Just like Wild Starillion.
- STARILLION: Sweet, sweet vengeance will be mine!
- [gasps] She was brainwashed by your action figure, Pony.
She thinks she's Wild Starillion
and she's getting back at everybody who hurt her!
Who else would she have a grudge against?
[gasps] The comic book store.
She might hurt Brian! - She might hurt Hero Horse!
I mean, Brian. Poor Brian.
- [wind gusting]
- Annie! - [gasps]
Brian, what happened?
- My dad left me in charge, and that crazy chicken
came in here clucking about revenge,
and how I'd regret the day I was born!
And then she destroyed all the Hero Horse toys!
- You got that just from her clucking?
- It was obvious from her body language and context clues!
- [rustling]
- SCRAGGLE: [clucking]
- She's still in here, you've gotta stop her.
- SCRAGGLE: [clucking]
- We have to make her stop thinking she's Wild Starillion!
But how?
- There's only one thing
that can defeat Wild Starillion:
Hero Horse and his laser of conviction and good will.
- But she destroyed them all. - Not quite.
- ♪
- [clucks]
- ♪
- HERO HORSE: Stop right now, Starillion!
- ♪
- HERO HORSE: Your villainy will not prevail!
Always be kind to-- [distorted voice] others--
- What happened? - The battery must have d*ed.
- [clucking]
- Uh, guys, do something!
- [angry clucking]
- Pony, you have to do your impression!
- But you said I-- - You can do it, Pony.
- ♪ - [screams]
- PONY: [imitating Hero Horse] A strong arm of justice
stretches across the galaxy!
Be gone, spawn of evil!
- You sound just like Hero Horse.
- PONY: [imitating Hero Horse] Remember to say "Please"
and "Thank you." - [clucks]
- Brush your teeth after every meal.
- [clucks] - Be gone, foul villain!
- [clucks] - Pony, you un-brainwashed her.
- [gasps] That was close.
I guess I should thank you guys.
- [imitating Hero Horse] You're welcome, citizen!
- Okay, you can stop now.
- I cannot!
Ah?
- [gasps] You found our mascot.
- We've been looking everywhere for her.
- Check yourself out, Scraggle. You're looking pretty sharp.
- Put it back, put it back.
- [growling]
- It's a really good alley.
- ♪
- [clucking]
- ♪
- [bowling pins falling]
- ANNIE: What was that--Pony!
- You're not being very supportive of my hobbies.
- Sliding around on your belly on a stick of butter
is not a hobby. - True, it's more of a sport.
- That is one sport I'll never play.
- GEORGE: How are we out of butter again?
- ANNIE: Here you go, Dad. - Thanks, strawberry.
- See you later, we're off to the museum.
- We are? - Yes.
Gerry's auditioning to be a junior tour guide.
He's really worried about it,
so we're going to be there for him.
- So now you're being supportive.
- Well, yes, because that's an actual interest.
- So is butter belly bowling!
- [gasps]
- Hi, Gerry. - Annie! You made it!
- Ooh, nice flag. - Are you ready?
- I don't know, I'm pretty nervous.
- Why? You know everything there is to know
about this place.
- Yeah, but I've never led an actual tour before.
I really hope I pass.
- You'll be fine!
You've got Pony and me here to back you up, right, Pony?
- PONY: [grunting] Right.
- Gerry, time to start the tour.
Remember, you need to be back here in an hour,
at the stroke of noon.
- Coming, Mr. Vanwinkle.
Well, here we go. Sorry if it's boring.
- This will be the best tour ever, it won't be boring.
- The emperor Constantine named the city after himself.
- This is really boring. - Yeap.
- We should tell him. - No!
We said we'd support him, so this is what we're doing.
Check this out. [clears throat]
[laughs] Ah, good one, Ger.
That's what supporting your friend looks like.
- Ha, you call that support? I'll show you support.
- ...fine example of early Ottoman textile dye.
- PONY: I love it!
Wow! Look at that!
What an amazing blue pen!
Does it click in and out? Make it click in and out.
- That's not really what I was talking about--
- I'd like to see it click in and out.
- Ooh, me too, I wanna see it click in and out.
- [groans]
- Nice. - [camera shutter clicks]
- Um, these are available at the gift shop.
- What an informative tour. - Where's the gift shop?
- The gift shop is at the end of the tour.
- ALL: [groan]
- [stutters] We're moving on! Please follow the flag.
Next, I'm going to show you the coolest artifact
in the museum.
There it is. Isn't it magnificent?
- Huh. I can barely see it. What is it?
- An ancient skeleton key.
It's rumored that it can open any lock.
- Ooh!
- We're not allowed to get any closer.
- ALL: [groaning]
- Remember that, Annie, a key that opens any lock.
That could be useful.
- Now, here's a room where we can get as close as we want.
- ALL: [gasp]
- Welcome to the ancient spoons room.
- ALL: [groan]
- No way! A room of old spoons?! Amazing!
This museum has it all! The best spoons!
- The best pens! - The best tour guide!
- Uh...I hear the cafe is pretty good.
- The best cafe! - Do they have muffins?
- Oh, they have the best muffins.
- Are they moist? - Of course they're moist.
You've never had such moist muffins.
Hey! You can't just leave the tour!
- You kept talking about muffins!
- I got carried away. You have to come back.
- MAN: Look at these cute little butters and tiny jams!
- Really? Back there, an amazing tour guide
is giving an amazing tour,
and we're missing all the best parts!
- And this is the best part.
The ancient gong of Herodotus.
- This is the best part?
- Bang the gong, Gerry. - It's a delicate artifact.
- Gerry. Bang the gong, Gerry! - [hesitating]
- Bang the gong, Gerry!
- [gong banging] - [glass breaking]
- Great tour, Gerry! - Can we have a turn?
- Oh, ah, hello. - Aren't you on Gerry's tour?
How's the tour going? - [gong banging]
- Is someone banging the ancient gong of Herodotus?
- Gerry would never let anyone touch that.
- I should hope not.
That would be an instant fail.
See you at the end of the tour.
- Come on, let's get back.
- This humble box is called a punishment cabinet.
It was used in medieval times to hold one single prisoner.
- Wow, does it work? - Hmm, who knows?
Nobody's tried it. - You try it, Gerry!
You're the best tour guide.
- No, I really shouldn't. - [groan]
- It's the first--stop! Okay. I'm getting in.
Watch, everybody! Don't go!
- Great tour, Gerry. - We're back. Where's Gerry?
- He's really taken this tour up a notch.
- GERRY: Hi, Annie. - Gerry?
- GERRY: I think I'm locked in. - Hang tight.
I'll go find someone to get you out of there.
- No! Annie, please,
if Mr. Vanwinkle finds out I'm in here,
my museum career is over.
- [groaning] [indistinct complaining]
- Hey, stop! The tour isn't over yet!
I'll get Gerry out, you keep doing the tour.
- Me? What will I talk about?
I don't know about any of this stuff here.
- Just talk about things you do know something about.
- This is the ancient head jar.
If your head fits inside it, it means you're lucky.
- WOMAN: Woo-hoo! - ALL: [gasp]
- Hmm...what else?
Uh, this is a light switch.
This is how it works.
- Huh? - [ceramic breaking]
- [gasps]
- [item breaking] - MAN: [gasps]
- [clapping]
- [grunting]
Where's the key? - Interesting story.
The king had it destroyed when he outlawed
the punishment cabinet, because it was so cruel.
Oh.
My tour isn't going very well.
- It is! It's a great tour.
Sure, this part is unusual.
But there's still time to get back on track.
I'll get you out of here and you'll finish with a bang.
Hmm, there's gotta be a way to unlock it.
[gasps] The skeleton key.
I'll save you, Gerry!
- This is an alley, it's good for hiding.
Go ahead, give it a try.
Come on, Barbara, you can do better than that.
If I was an angry biker,
I would've spotted you in no time.
- This is Heston's room.
This is Heston.
- [camera shutter clicks]
- Wait for it. Wait for it. Now!
- ALL: [barking] - DOG: [whines]
- ALL: [laughing] - Look at him run.
- I wonder how Gerry's doing.
He's a good one, that one.
Dependable, respects the artifacts.
- [banging] - GERRY: [grunting]
Hurry, Annie!
I need to get back to my tour!
Also, I'm running out of air.
- Whoa.
- ♪
- [gasps]
- ♪
- Ugh, how am I supposed to get that key?
I'd have to somehow slide under all those lasers
without tripping the alarms.
If only Pony were here.
- PONY: Pony is here. - Huh? Pony!
Why is the tour group covered in seaweed?
- They're not. It's pond weed.
We were feeding muffins to the ducks.
- But I wouldn't let 'em eat this.
- Butter! Yes!
- What are you gonna do with that?
- You mean what is Pony going to do with it.
- Oh! Butter belly bowling!
- And this time, I'll support you completely.
- You agree it's a real sport? - Uh, no.
But this is your moment, go get that key!
- ♪
- [grunts]
- ♪
- Bravo! - Shh.
- Oh, sorry, bravo. - He did it. He got the key.
- ♪
- ALL: [gasp] - Don't move.
You'll set off the alarm.
- How's he going to get out of there?
- Fire retro rockets.
[grunts]
- Were you going to-- - Yeap.
It's just not the right time. Now what?
- Right. Tour guides, finish your tours.
- What are we going to do?!
Hang on, where is everybody? Oh!
- ♪
- [bell chiming]
- Ah, that's it, the end of the tour.
And the end of this tour guide.
- [box opening]
- [steps approaching]
- You made it. And just in time.
And how was the tour? - [hesitates]
- OLD MAN: Ha! This was the best day of my life!
- It was amazing, I loved it.
- The best part was chasing the ducks!
- Right, well, you passed.
You're officially a junior tour guide, Gerry.
- Woo-hoo! - Way to go, Gerry!
- Oh, uh, thanks, Mr. Vanwinkle,
but I have to turn you down. - What?!
- I don't think I'm cut out for this.
I could only do it with the support of my friends.
And besides, when I'm a tour guide,
I don't get to enjoy the museum myself.
- You know what, Gerry? That's a very mature attitude.
Ugh, what a waste of my time.
- So Gerry, wanna see if you get lucky with the head jar?
- Um...I think I've had enough museum for one day.
What else can we do?
- I've got an idea.
- [bowling pins falling] - PONY: Strike!
- ANNIE: Where to go, Gerry!
♪
- ♪
01x10 - Bad Chicken/Gerry's Tour
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Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.
Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.