- [crows]
- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪
♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
♪ He's a funny-looking pony, never going slowly ♪
♪ When you got a Pony never feel lonely ♪
♪ Pony, Pony, Pony
- Pony!
- ♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! ♪
♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! ♪
♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! ♪
♪ It's Pony! ♪
- ANNIE: Pony.
- ♪
- "Principal Ramiro is proud to present
the annual Valentine's Day dance...tomorrow night?"
- ALL: [groan] - Yes!
Well, come on, you guys! Who doesn't love a school dance?
Everybody! [scatting]
- We don't have to take this. I say we all stay home.
- "The theme is...mandatory attendance."
- [groaning]
- We're required to go to a dance?
- What's she gonna do, grade us on it?
- "You will be graded." - [groaning]
- Just tell her you don't wanna do it.
- Are you kidding? She'd probably give us detention
just for asking, she lives for that dance.
- [gasps] Are ponies invited? - Are ponies ever invited?
- No. But sometimes ponies are there anyway.
- It's a school thing, so no.
I think you'll be hanging with Mom and Dad.
- Tomorrow night? Oh, your father's taking me out
for a romantic Valentine's Day meal.
- Are ponies invited? - No.
- But sometimes ponies are there a--
- No!
- Why is everyone so busy on Valentine's Day?
- Not everyone. If everyone was busy,
then Ramiro wouldn't make us-- that's it!
If Ramiro had Valentine's Day plans,
there wouldn't be a school dance!
All of our problems would be solved!
- Plans? Like a date? - Exactly!
Now, who's a good match for a lonely principal?
- [sniffing] - How about Mr. Pancks?
- ♪ - [chainsaw whirring]
- [whistling]
- Maybe not.
- Dave? - Nah.
- Hey, Pony. - Hi, Dave.
Mr. Underwood? - Nah.
- This guy? - [yawns]
- That's Dad. [groans]
We're never gonna find someone to take Ramiro
on a Valentine's date.
- Don't give up, Annie, love is right around the corner.
- BOTH: [scream]
- Oh, sorry, eh? Just getting this slippery fella
out of the crate.
- Sure, Mr. Gravlax. [gasps] Look who it is!
- ♪
- Principal Ramiro! What can I do for you?
- Hello, Mr. Gravlax.
I was wondering if you could spare some ice
for the school dance, and please, call me Penny.
- Ah, you betcha.
Anything for you, Principal Penny. Eh?
- [laughs]
- ♪
- Do you hear music?
- Pony, can you believe this?! I think she likes him!
Let's make this happen, come on.
Hey, Mr. Gravlax! So, uh, what are you doing
for Valentine's Day?
- Oh, yeah, I got a big date. - [sighing]
- With my fishing rod. - [gasping]
- Yeah, taking Dora out to sea.
- [sighing] - Dora's the name of m'boat.
- [gasps] You should ask Principal Ramiro out on a date.
- Oh, nah, I'm not that good at asking folks out on dates.
- Why do you say that?
- And please, call me Penny.
- Oh, you betcha, anything for you, Principal Penny. Eh?
- [laughs]
- Wanna go out with me?
- Lucky for you, Pony and I are experts.
- What do you know about dating?
- Ha! Might be quicker if you asked what don't I know
about dating.
- What don't you know about dating?
- Everything.
- You remember our first Valentine's, huh?
That was crazy. - Oh, yes, what a night.
We forgot our wallets
and had to run out of the restaurant!
I jumped on the back of your motorcycle and we rode off
so fast we ended up in a corn field...
That wasn't you. - No.
- Huh. What was our crazy night?
- You know, the--the mini golf.
That crazy game of mini golf.
- Oh, yes, yes. Yeah, no, that was so crazy.
[laughs] The--the windmill and the...bull.
- Agh. At least I remembered my wallet.
- Okay. There she is. Just go ask her.
- No, he can't do that.
Haven't you ever seen a romance movie?
It has to just happen.
Go bump into her, and then, when you're helping her
pick everything up, gaze into her eyes and ask her out.
- Okay, if you say so.
- [bump] - MS. RAMIRO: [yelps]
- ♪
- Move it along, buster!
- [whispering] Pony! We just need her to find a date
so she'll cancel the dance!
It doesn't have to be the fish guy.
- Yes, it does, that's how it works. Go get her!
- [cans falling]
- ♪
- [huffs]
- [blowing air]
- [pulley squeaking]
- I don't know about this, Pony.
- Trust me, Annie.
In all my vampire romance novels,
the vampire always gets the girl!
- Uh, kids, I gotta tell ya, this rope is giving me
quite the wedgie.
- Now glide!
"Glide like the fog glides across the marsh
on a dark October morning."
- When am I supposed to ask her out on a date?
- Yes, good, do that.
- [pulley squeaking]
- ♪
- [yelps]
- ♪
- [thud]
- Alright, buddy, you make sure it's your biggest bouquet,
for my special girl.
- Oh, this is so sweet of you, George.
- Oh, well, I seem to have forgotten my wallet.
Run! [panting]
Isn't this crazy?!
I feel so alive!
- [thud] - Ooh!
- He already paid for them earlier, didn't he?
- Why did you ask me to meet you here, Annie?
I've got a million and one things to do
to get ready for the dance.
- Ever hear of a grand gesture?
- Yes, of course, but what does that have to do with me?
- You'll see.
[coughs]
- I'm leaving. - No, no, no! Wait.
- [plane approaching]
- And here it is. Good ol' Pony.
- Huh? I haven't done anything yet.
- You said you were gonna do a grand gesture.
- I did. Look, we got chocolates.
- Huh. And why the net?
- So he can say...
- You're the catch of the day. - [gasps] Irresistible.
- If that's your grand gesture, then whose is that?
- ♪
- You want crazy, Helen? This is crazy!
- George?
- I don't even know how to land, how about that?
- [screams]
- ♪
- Now that was crazy.
- Crazy?! No, that was stupid!
[gasps] Where's the plane going now?!
- Huh? [gasps]
[screams]
- [plane crashes]
- You're the catch of the day.
- PONY: Yes!
- [hums]
- So, would you like to go on a date tonight?
- ♪
- No. - [disc scratching]
- I'm overseeing a school dance.
- PONY: Nobody wants to go to the dance!
- Really? - Well...um--
- They all hate it. - Pony, shh!
- Why didn't you tell me? - We, uh...I don't know.
- Then I'll cancel it.
- So, what do you say?
Would you like to go on a romantic boat ride?
- You know what, Mr. Gravlax? I think I'd like that very much.
- We did it! It's canceled!
I can't wait to tell the guys! We're gonna be heroes!
- ♪
- Uh, yeah, good job, Annie.
I'm glad I got this dumb flower.
- Yeah, stupid dance. Glad we're not doing that.
- Yeah, me too.
- No! Look at the shine on these shoes!
- [sparks dinging]
- But I don't understand.
I thought none of us wanted to go to the dance.
- Well, no, we didn't, but in a way, we did.
- I had a few moves I was thinking about trying out.
- I got a new tux.
- [exhales] I just ate a whole box of mints.
- [groans] You know what we have to do.
- Fine. I'll dance with you, Heston.
- No, Pony. Come on, everybody.
- ♪
- ANNIE AND PONY: [panting]
- [boat horn honking]
- Stop! Don't go! We made a mistake!
- We want you to put on the Valentine's Day dance!
- I'll do it! - ANNIE: Huh?
- Oh, come on, you told me you don't want to do it.
- We don't wanna do it, but it's kinda like
you don't wanna go to a scary movie, but you really do.
- Again and again! - I got a new tux!
- I got happy feet! - Jay looks great in his suit!
- Please! - Aah!
- Wanna go to the dance?
- SAILOR: I already said yes.
- Well, it looks like the dance is on!
- GEORGE: Sorry, Helen.
I guess it's just another un-crazy date with me.
- Oh, stop it.
Do you know how that crazy date ended?
We got caught and had to go back to the restaurant
and wash dishes.
- That doesn't sound romantic.
- It wasn't. It was awful.
You're all the excitement I need, George.
Come on, if we hurry up, we'll have time
for a round of mini golf.
- [gasps] - I love mini golf!
- ♪
- And those are just a few ways the nanotechnology my lab
is developing will revolutionize video games.
- [applause]
- Clara, your mom is so cool!
- Thank you, Mrs. Bornstein.
Who'd like to volunteer for tomorrow's parent presentation?
Thank you, Annie.
- Really? After last year? - What?
- Your mom brought in chickens and tried to get them
to do tricks. - Unsuccessfully.
- Oh, yeah. But this time, it's going to be different.
- Chickens!
- Not again, Mom, that's what you did last year.
- Well, I've got a new chicken this year.
Nobody's met Scrumpet. They'll love her.
Scrumpet, do your trick.
- [gasps] That's amazing!
How did you teach her to do that?!
Am I doing it right?
- That's not the trick. She's not doing it now.
But the day of the speech, she'll nail it.
- I think Dad should do it this year.
- Ooh, I don't know, Annie.
Your dad isn't the best public speaker.
- Okay, Dad, start anytime.
- I haven't started yet?
I guess I was saying it in my head. [nervous chuckle]
- Well, that's okay. Uh, just say it to us.
- ♪ - [chickens clucking]
- ♪
- Sorry, turnip, I'm just not very good
when people are looking at me.
- Look at me! Everybody! Anybody! Look at me!
You down there, look! It's me!
[continues yelling] - Oh, I know what to do.
The solution is--now, now, hear me out.
To be more like Pony! - PONY: [indistinct yelling]
- Annie, that's-- - A great idea?
- Insane. - But think about it.
Pony's got everything you need to give a great speech.
He never gets embarrassed, he never gets flustered--
- PONY: Why don't you come up here and say that?!
- He's really good at projecting his voice.
- Hmm. Why is this so important to you?
- Because I'm so proud of you!
- In other words, either it's me,
or Mom and her chickens.
- [laughs]
- So how is being like Pony going to help?
- You need to learn how to be carefree and relaxed.
Just watch.
- [humming]
- ♪
- Ugh.
Hey, what's this taste like? I can't figure it out.
- Look how comfortable he is talking to people,
even people he doesn't know.
- Wait, stop, give it just a quick taste.
Stop being so difficult.
- I'm not sure I learned anything from that.
- Well, he just got off to a bad start.
- Hello, madam. - Oh, this is going to be great.
Nobody lays on charm like Pony.
- I love your hat.
- Thank you. Aren't you a nice pony?
- Yes, I am.
- To give a good speech, you need to win people over.
Charm them.
Now it's your turn.
- Guess that sounds simple enough.
Hmm. Here goes. [exhales]
Hello, madam--uh, or sir. I love your hat!
- What are you?! Some kind of wise guy?!
Are you looking for a fight?! [growls]
- We need to focus on talking in front of a group.
Watch Pony.
- What do you get when you cross a woodpecker
with a messenger pigeon?
A weird-looking bird. [laughs]
- They didn't laugh. - Because they're pigeons.
We'll work our way up to people later.
- Please welcome a good friend and a great dad: George Bramley!
- [applause]
- Uh, hello, I'm here to tell you about farming!
- [booing]
- I didn't know pigeons boo.
- Only when they're bored. Try a joke.
- Uh...why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing. [laughs]
- [laughs]
- [can clanking] - What?!
At least that one had a punch line.
Oh, I give up, I'm going home.
- But Dad, wait. You barely even tried.
Oh, hi, Henrietta.
- Should be an interesting day at school tomorrow.
- [groans]
- Oh, there you are, Scrumpet's been practicing
all day.
Haven't you?
Scrumpet, stay.
Ta-da!
- This chicken's gonna be a star!
- Sorry, Mom, it's Dad's turn.
- Ugh, I just think there should be a plan B
in case your father doesn't come through.
- Aw. I don't think Dad is gonna come through.
I guess we'll just say nobody could come.
Ugh, that's almost as humiliating as chicken tricks.
I can't believe Dad's going to let me down.
- I won't let you down, Annie.
Come on, Pony, teach me how to be you.
- Pony panic, go! Jump! Jump! Jump! Don't jump!
- [thud]
- Come on, Dad! Chase those ducks!
- ♪
- Ready? Go!
- ♪
- [gasps]
- [imitating rooster crowing] - [rooster crowing]
- MAN: Be quiet out there! - [dog barking]
- I'm getting the landlord!
- [laughing]
- And he did everything you said?!
- Of course, I'm a great tutor.
- That's great. I hope it works.
- GEORGE: Knock-knock. - Hi, Dad.
Come to say goodnight?
- Uh-uh. I came to have fun!
- ♪
- PONY: Wooh, dance party!
- ♪
- This is amazing! He's you!
- He's confident, carefree, and fun!
- I am Pony!
- [groaning]
- Do you need to go over your speech?
- Nah, I got this.
- Okay, if you say so.
Tomorrow's going to be great! I can tell.
- GEORGE: Goodnight, turnip. Goodnight, Pony.
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Dad.
- [birds chirping]
- PONY: [snoring] - [yawns]
[gasps]
- [snoring]
- Morning, Mom. Seen Dad?
- I thought he was with you guys.
He didn't do his morning chores.
- But what about his speech today?
- There's nothing to worry about. He's me.
And I never give you any reason to worry.
- We have to find him.
Hmm, he had breakfast.
- Agh, he got the coupon.
- Dad is you, right? What would you do?
- Collect coupons and get a free scooter.
- ♪
- He's been here. - How can we be sure?
- ♪
- Okay. You've gotten your free scooter,
where would you ride it? The skate park?
- No.
Hi, Dave. - Hey, Pony.
- ANNIE: Really? - Any excuse to come down here.
- Look!
We have to find him.
It's almost time for school.
- Don't worry, he's me. - That's right!
You always come through in the end,
and you always make things better.
So, what happens next?
- Well, after I fall in the sewer,
I float downstream, go over a waterfall,
and end up in the harbor.
Then I just grab a bulldozer and drive it straight to school.
- So we just have to get to school!
[sighs] It'll all work out.
- Are you sure your father's coming?
- Yeah, he'll be here any second.
He'll be driving up in that dozer at the count of three.
One. Two-- - GERRY: You're wrong, Annie.
- What? He's not coming? - No, he is,
but not on a bulldozer. [screams]
- [grunts]
[clears throat]
- What an entrance.
- Hiya, kids. Who wants to hear
a thing or two about farming?
- ALL: [cheering]
- How do you think it's going?
- I've taught him everything I know.
- How much do you actually know about farming?
- Nothing.
- [clock ticking]
- It's hard to believe,
but this is even worse than last year.
- [groans]
- Mr. Bramley. - Ooh, what's this? A pointer?!
Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointer. Pointy point.
You!
I challenge you to a duel. - [yelps]
- KIDS: [laughing]
- Ah. Yes! - HESTON: Oh. [nervous laughter]
- GEORGE: [grunts]
- ♪
- Pointy, pointy. - Mr. Bramley!
Come down from there!
- Don't worry, Annie. I'll do the speech.
Plan B right here.
- Please, Mom, I said no chickens.
- And I listened. This is all new!
They're ducks!
- [ducks quacking] - Ducks!
- Ducks!
- [ducks quacking]
- [indistinct chatter]
- [sighs] That was a disaster.
I'm so embarrassed.
Where is Dad now?
- Mom took him home and put him to bed.
She says he'll be back to his old self
after he gets some rest.
- [groans] Why did this happen?
You always make things better.
- I do. Except for this time.
- Ugh, please don't say anything, I feel bad enough.
- About what? I owe you an apology.
I loved your dad's speech. So inspiring.
Now I know what I wanna be.
- A farmer? - No way.
I wanna be an Internet sensation like your dad.
His video's got, like, a zillion hits.
- Pointy.
- I told you I always make things better!
- ♪
♪
♪♪
- ♪
01x13 - School Dance/Dad's Speech
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Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.
Follows the life of Annie & her pony as she does her best to cope with the struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city.