- MYLES AND YASMINE: [laughing]
- You know what--dude, you know it's--whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh. - Really?
With the smoke and everything?
- [as Neil Armstrong] One small step for man.
One giant leap for man boy!
- Oh, looks like somebody's taking space camp
a little too serious.
- I can't take it serious enough.
It's been my dream to go there ever since I can remember.
- Yeah, space camp's been lame
ever since I can remember.
- Don't listen to him.
You're gonna have fun this summer.
Your dad and I are very happy to send you there.
- Mm-hmm, yeah, that's right.
Even though space camp costs more than
actually going to space.
- [doorbell dings] - My package is here!
- What package?
- Yes, it's finally here. It's finally here.
Yes, yes! - Oh, Myles!
- Nah-nah, bro. Boy. - Uncle Myles.
- Back up off the gauc.
- You're not gonna share with him?
- End it. - You know how I feel about
my gauc. You know how I feel about my gauc.
- DYLAN: Uncle Myles, please.
- Gauc up. Gauc up. Gauc up.
- I used my allowance to buy something cool
for when I go to space camp.
- Dude, when have you ever bought something--
[gasps]
Those kicks are actually lit.
For the first time, I'm proud of him for it.
And as I'm talking, I can see that those are roller skates.
Not cool at all.
- Dylan, these Rollies are the latest thing.
You could look great and not tire your legs
with all that walking.
The kids at space camp are gonna be jealous.
- Um, does jealous mean laughing in space camp?
- Well, I for one think they look great.
- I do, too.
And if you enjoy them, you don't have to worry about
what anyone else thinks.
- Yep, mm-hmm.
Even if you look crazy.
- Even if you look crazy. - Yep.
What? What?
♪ Ma knew I wasn't born, not a regular guy ♪
♪ Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip ♪
♪ Buckle up, let's go, I'mma get you all hip ♪
♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-Town ♪
♪ Living large, I'm trying to balance school and these bars ♪
♪ Came far, ain't no better feeling ♪
♪ I tell 'em, you gonna love Young Dylan ♪
♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪
♪ Young Dylan
♪ Tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪
- ♪
- Oh, today's football tryouts.
And I am ready.
- The hallway's pretty empty.
It is the perfect time to try out the rollie part
of my Rollies. [laughs]
- Yo, Chuckles, I don't think it's a good idea
to skate out here.
People might see you, and it might affect your rep.
- Ooh, you're right.
They might make me too popular.
- Not even close to what I meant.
- With these Rollies, I'm gonna be the talk of the school.
Whoa.
- Not for the reasons you think.
- What are those?
Look like Yucky Chucky got some new nerd skates.
- BOTH: [laughs]
- Told you, you need to take them out of skate mode.
- Okay, fine.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yo, Chuckles!
- Ah. Thank you.
Ah! [grunts] - [fire alarm sounding]
- Oh, this is bad.
Get up, get up, get up!
Come on! - [alarm wailing]
- What in the world is going on out here?
Dylan, did you pull the fire alarm?
- Why do you assume it's me?
- Because it usually is.
- Mr. Matthews, I pulled the alarm.
But it was an accident.
- How does one accidentally pull an alarm?
- I lost my balance when I reached out to steady myself,
I grabbed the alarm by mistake.
- You expect me to believe you just lost your balance
while walking? - I was actually skating.
- In your sneakers? - Yeah, these are Rollies.
Watch.
- Oooh!
As cool as they are, you're still in trouble
for pulling the alarm.
You're usually a good student, Charlie.
But I know how we can all be influenced...
sometimes.
- Again, why do you assume it's me?
- Now come with me to my office
so I can call your parents.
You better not be enjoying this!
- ♪
- [school bell rings]
- --to be sure, she cut all her hair off.
- [whistling]
- Hey, ladies! - Hey, Coach Harris.
- [whistling continues]
- Whatcha got there?
- Uh, sign-up sheet.
Football tryouts.
- I love football!
- You do? - Yeah.
I used to play with my dad and my brothers all the time.
They thought I could be really good.
- Well, now's your chance to prove them right.
Why don't you sign up for football tryouts?
- Yeah, why not?
I've always wanted to play.
And I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's for boys only.
Girls can't sign up. I'm sorry.
- Uh, Coach Harris.
I have a question.
- [groans]
- Yes, Rebecca.
- Why is it just for boys?
Why can't girls sign up for the football team too?
- Because...it's the boys' team.
Look at my little running back right here.
Thank you, Lord. [laughs]
That's why.
- Uh, Coach Harris.
I have another question.
- Of course you do.
Yes?
- So, girls should have the same opportunities as boys,
right, Bethany? - Right.
- And this whole boy's team is the perfect example
of how unfair sports can be.
Bethany should be allowed to try out if she wants to.
Some changes need to be made.
And they need to be made today.
Who's with me? - I'm with you!
- [whistle blows]
- I ain't got time for this.
Now you need to take this up with Principal Matthews.
He's the one that makes up all the rules.
- Maybe I should.
You know what?
I'm gonna take it a step further.
I'm gonna protest.
- [applause]
- Fine, well, do your thing. I'm gonna leave.
Come on, brother.
Hey, you play football, man? Come on, get in here.
- ♪
- We totally understand.
And thank you for calling us to let us know.
- You're welcome.
- Okay, Dylan, you can come in now.
- Uh, I'm not in trouble.
- Oh, that's right. Old habit.
Carry on.
- All right, look, Charlie.
Your mom and I have to get back to work,
so we'll finish talking about this later at home.
- Charlie, you're a good kid,
so I'm not gonna be too hard on you.
But know if you get in trouble again,
you can kiss space camp goodbye.
- Don't worry, though.
I got him.
I'll make sure his nose stays clean.
- You know, Dylan, this may be the first time
I've ever said this, but thank you.
Thank you for keeping Charlie out of trouble.
All right, I'll see you guys at home. Come on, babe.
- [sighs] I hope my hard bad boys ways
don't keep me from going to space camp.
- [laughing]
"Hard bad boy ways"?
More like soft boy ways.
But don't worry, cuz, I got you.
I'll make sure you make it to lame camp.
- It's space camp.
- That's what I said.
- And by the way, I'm not soft.
I just left the principal's office,
and it wasn't to receive student of the month this time.
Boom.
- Wow, I'm so scared. You're scaring me.
- Dylan. - Blade.
Mace. Tracy.
- Hey, I always wondered, do they call you Blade
because you're good at cooking?
'Cause I love to cook too.
- You're funny. He's funny, right, guys?
- ALL: [laughing]
- Okay, the comedy show is over.
Charlie, let's go.
- Well, we heard you were the one who pulled
the fire alarm.
- Yeah, we didn't know a bad boy was hidden
under of all that... nerdy outer layer.
- He actually didn't mean to.
- So, tell us how you pulled off that fire alarm prank.
- Uh, prank?
Oh, let me stop you right there.
Charlie's not like you all.
He's a good kid, you know?
Sweet, soft, almost mushy like a marshmallow.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
And not because of his morals.
His arms are just too-- - I decided to
pull that alarm on purpose.
I thought it'd be funny, because, you know, I'm funny.
- Yo, you should roll with us.
- I would, but I'm not allowed to skate here anymore.
- This guy is k*lling me.
- [laughs]
- Yeah, he's k*lling me too.
- ♪
- What about this one?
- "Girls have feet too"?
Uh, maybe put that in the safe it for later pile.
- [giggles]
- After you, madame. - Thank you.
Oh.
- Uh, what's going on?
- We are staging a protest.
- In the house?
- Yeah, it's online.
Using social media's the new way to protest.
You reach more people that way.
- I think that's great.
What are you protesting?
- We're protesting the right for girls like Bethany
to try out for the football team.
- Well, I think that's a very noble cause to protest.
Speaking out against injustices
is quite admirable.
Very proud of you, girls. - That's right.
- Thank you. - MYLES: Yeah.
- Keep up the good work.
- You know, power to the people!
- YASMINE: Yeah! - You dig! [laughs]
Clean all this up right now.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm proud of you, too, my little sister soldiers.
You know, I used to--I used to protest back in the day.
Mm-hmm.
You know, you gotta be committed,
dedicated to do whatever it takes.
- Way ahead of you.
- MYLES: What--what are you doing?
- Hey. - We're taking this
to the next level. - Uh, okay,
does the next level have to happen in my living room?
- Can the next level have started after I went
to the bathroom?
- Hey, guys, it's your girl Rebecca and Bethany.
We're coming to you live to shine a light on the injustice
that Principal Matthews has been committing by not allowing
girls to try out for the football team.
Right? - Yeah, but--
- So we're staying handcuffed and live streaming
until he does.
Right, Bethany? - Yes, but--
- We're not moving from this spot.
It's working.
- Uh, I guess I'm not watching TV tonight.
Um, girls have feet too.
Why you all tripping?
- ♪
- [laughing]
- Uh, h-h-h-hi, Charlie.
H-h-have a great day.
- Hey!
Nice jacket.
[laughs]
- Wow.
I guess this makes shopping a lot easier.
- You see something you like, you take it.
- Really?
Hey, nice chips.
Yeah!
I could get used to this.
[munching]
Uh. - DYLAN: Uh.
- Jalapeno.
- Hey, you got something on your shirt.
[laughs]
It's a classic, but it never gets old.
- Why you still hanging out with those guys?
They're bad news, trust me.
This is not your thing.
You should be hanging out with the math club or something.
- Well, maybe this is my new thing.
- No, it's not.
Look, you heard Mommy Yas.
If you get in trouble one more time,
that's a wrap for you.
- Hey, we're about to bounce.
- Nose flick him.
- Look. I'm gonna tell y'all one more time.
My cousin is too delicate to hang out with y'all.
- I'm afraid Dylan is right, you guys.
Sorry.
Dylan, you got something right here.
- ALL: [laughing]
- That was savage.
- We got a great prank in mind,
but we need the new prank king to help. You in?
- Nah, I'm in.
Thanks.
- ♪
- A prank king?
- ♪
- We need to talk, young man.
How you gonna do me like that in front of everyone?
- Can't say you didn't deserve it.
- This group's got you headed down the wrong path.
Got you nose flicking your own family?
Do you wanna be known as a nose flicker?
Huh? Do you, young man?
- Maybe.
Look, I don't have time for whatever this is.
My new friends are waiting on me.
- Well, you better make some time,
because this is serious.
And just where are y'all going?
- I'm going out to prove all those things you said about me
are not true.
"Yo, Chuckles is soft, mushy, delicate.
Weak arms."
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
Dang it.
- Okay, I didn't say all that.
Maybe I said some of that, but the point is,
I'm trying to keep you from getting in trouble
and blowing your chances of going to space camp.
- You said space camp was lame.
Besides, I have new friends.
They don't think I'm soft.
And after tonight,
you're gonna see just how tough I could be.
[groaning]
- [snoring]
- Come on in. Uh.
- [snoring continues]
- Quite the w*r room.
- [snoring continues]
- Girls!
Girls?
You have a visitor.
- Can I go potty now?
- What's he doing here?
- I brought Principal Matthews
so you can resolve this, and I can get my living room back.
- We're doing this for all the girls like Bethany
who wanna try out for the football team.
We'll never give up our fight until our cries are heard!
- We're crying about going to the bathroom,
but everybody's acting like they don't hear me.
- Ssh.
- Look, my social media is being flooded with students
staying, "I'm a big ol' meanie."
Even my Me-Tube channel,
"Meaningful Monologues with Matthews,"
is flooded with terrible comments.
- What's terrible is that you won't let girls
join the team simply because they weren't born male.
- Well, had you come and asked me,
I would have changed the rule immediately.
- BOTH: Really?
- Yes, that rule is outdated
and doesn't belong at our school.
From here on out, girls can try out for the football team.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Shouldn't have jumped up like that on a full bladder.
- So, can I trust you'll shut down the live protest?
- Oh, yeah, will do.
- Great.
Also, you two have detention for missing school today.
- So, you girls happy?
You got what you wanted?
- I'll be happier when Rebecca unlocks us.
- Uh, I don't have the key.
Thought you did.
- Why would I have the key?
This is all you.
- Right.
Uh, key, key. Where's the key?
Where's the key? Uh.
Oh man.
I don't know what I did with it.
- [groans]
- What?
- So I guess I won't be getting that much needed
bathroom break tonight.
- BOTH: [nervous laughing]
- And I guess I won't get my living room back tonight.
- [moans] - Wait--
- This is all your fault, you know?
- What? My fault? - If you had enough
common sense to not lock us-- - My fault?
- ♪
- CHARLIE: [groaning]
Put it right here. Uh.
[gasps]
Uh, ah!
- What are you doing?
- Stealth mode.
If you're gonna do this,
we need to do it right.
- [grunts]
- [sighs]
- Now what are you doing?
- Uh. Safety first.
- We always put safety fourth.
See? That's why we need you.
- Tracy, stay by the door and make sure the coast is clear.
- [can rattles] - Okay,
I got the spray paint ready.
What's the prank?
We gonna make some funny posters or something?
- Uh, nah.
We're spray painting the walls.
- What?
That's not a prank, that's vandalism.
We shouldn't do that.
- He's right. - CHARLES: Phew!
- Let's bust out some windows instead!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Again, that's just vandalism.
I'm starting to think you guys don't know what a prank is.
- Someone's in there. - [gasps]
- MR. MATTHEWS: What's going on here?
- It's the principal! Run!
- Guys, don't leave me!
I'm stu-u-uck!
Help me.
- MR. MATTHEWS: You're in trouble, young man.
- [crying]
I'm so sorry, Principal Matthews.
I didn't mean to do this.
I didn't even wanna do this.
Dylan was right.
I don't belong with the bad crowd.
And now I'm not going to space camp.
[crying]
- DYLAN: I forgive you.
- Dylan?
- Yep, that's me.
- But I heard Principal Matthew's voice.
- [sighs]
I got in trouble with Principal Matthews
so many times...
that I started recording him.
I was gonna use his voice for a song,
but I wanted to use it tonight
to scare you off of doing this prank.
- PRINCIPAL MATTHEWS ON TAPE: What's going on here?
You're in trouble, young man.
Stop making fun of my outfit.
- Why go through all this after the way I treated you?
- I couldn't let you mess up your dreams
of going to space camp.
Plus...
you were right.
I did say some things to you that weren't cool.
I didn't realize how much it bothered you.
I was just joking around.
- Yeah, sometimes you can go too far.
- Now that I realize that, I feel bad.
- You do? - Yeah.
Charlie, look, you wanna know what makes you cool
in my book is that you're interested in things
most people aren't.
And I actually look up to you for that.
And I get it.
Space camp for you is like making an album for me.
- Exactly.
- Since I moved here, you've introduced me to things
I would not never thought about back in Chicago.
Like you taught me the difference between
basil and tarragon.
- Wait till I teach you about cilantro!
Your mind will be blown!
But seriously, thanks for always looking after me.
- All good, cuzo.
[grunts]
- Oh yeah, could you do me another favor
and not tell anyone I cried a little?
- As long as you don't tell no one I'm wearing
Uncle Myles' ugly suit.
- Deal.
[groaning]
Oh boy, I can't wait to get home.
These straps are starting to make me chafe.
[groans]
- ALL: [cheering]
- Yeah! Bethany! - Bethany!
- BOTH: Bethany! Bethany!
- Bethany! - Whoo! All right.
Congratulations on making the football team.
Tell your fans how you feel.
- Not only did I represent all the girls out there,
but I took that quarterback...
down. - Oooh!
- Whoo! - Rebecca!
Rebecca. Rebecca.
- Being a quarterback is the worst!
Bethany, I cannot believe you convinced me
to try out too!
I will never, ever do that again.
[groans] - Oh.
- MYLES: [laughs] - [groans]
You get! Don't mess with me!
- ♪
- ♪