- ♪
- Hey, Mom,
has anyone told you, you're having an excellent hair day?
- No, I guess I just woke up like this.
- Well, it's working,
and I have to say, that outfit looks great,
you look years younger, girl.
- Okay, what do you want?
- [audience laughs]
- Well, why do I have to want something [chuckles].
[whines] I really want the new phone!
- [mimics whine] And I really don't want to give it to you.
- [throws tantrum]
- Hey, hey, family, guess what?
The man of the house has become the man at work.
- What happened?
- Well, I'm finally winning Architect of the Year
at my company's awards gala. What?
- [cheers] That's amazing!
- Yep, yep, yep!
- You've always wanted Architect of the Year for years.
- Baby, I know, I know.
That suck-up, Wesley Taylor, always gets it,
but not this year.
Oh no, it's all mine.
- [audience laughs]
- Ah-ah!
- [audience laughs]
- Yo, Unc, we couldn't help but overhear the good news,
you really deserve that award, dude.
- [audience laughs]
- CHARLIE: Yeah, you're so great at what you do,
and I'm glad they're finally recognizing that.
- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh, okay, what do you want?
- [audience laughs]
- Money for our music video.
- Does anybody around here give compliments
just 'cuz they actually really mean it?
- [audience laughs] - But check it,
I finally figured out the best way to get discovered.
- By hiding your face?
- [audience laughs]
- First, ignore the haters.
- [audience laughs]
- Second, sh**t a dope music video.
- Third, have your cousin direct that dope music video,
post it online, then watch it go viral.
- Uh-huh!
- [laughs]
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, you're serious? - Yep.
- [audience laughs] - [laughs]
We're not doing the laughing thing anymore?
- [audience laughs]
- This could be a teachable moment.
I think the boys should get after-school jobs
so they can pay for it for themselves,
that way they can learn how to work hard for what they want.
- I like that, that's why I love you.
- Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up--
- MYLES: Yes.
- Jobs? Being a rapper is my job.
- [audience laughs]
- It's okay, Dylan, as the video's director,
I say we get those jobs to show them how serious we are.
- Fine.
- [audience laughs]
- Those two should be ashamed of themselves,
asking for so much money like that [chuckles].
- [audience laughs] - See, I would never--
- Still not getting you that phone.
- [audience laughs] - Worth a sh*t.
♪ Ma knew I was important, not a regular guy ♪
♪ Everybody follow me, Imma take you on a trip ♪
♪ Buckle up, let's go, Imma get you all hip ♪
♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-town ♪
♪ Livin' large
♪ I'm tryna balance school and these bars ♪
♪ Came far-- ain't no better feelin' ♪
♪ I tell 'em you gon love Young Dylan ♪
♪ Ay, Young Dylan, ay
♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan
♪ Ay, Young Dylan, Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪
♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪
- ♪
- I...am...so...tired. - [audience laughs]
- I don't even have the energy to take this stupid sign off.
- [audience laughs]
- Ah-oh!
- Do you think I'm allergic to cutting grass?
- [audience laughs]
- Ugh!
- [audience laughs]
- How do adults do all this?
Working takes a lot of...work.
- [audience laughs]
- I agree.
- Well, let's see how much money we made.
Count that with yours, Chuck,
'cuz I know we made bank after all that work.
- Let's see.
Looks like we made...
fifteen dollars and... fifty-eight cents.
- Each?
- Nope, combined.
- [audience laughs]
- What?
We're never going to have enough to pay for this video.
- If we put in more hours after school and on weekends,
we'll have enough money for the video, one...
two more years.
- [audience laughs]
- There's gotta be a better way
we can get our hands on some paper,
and I'm gonna figure out what that is.
- ♪
- Okay, let's see...
how to get money...
without working.
- [audience laughs]
- There.
What's a Crush card?
- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey you!
- [audience laughs]
- Me?
- ANNOUNCER: Yeah, you.
- Uh, yes?
- ANNOUNCER: Do you need to buy things,
but don't have the money?
- I do.
- ANNOUNCER: Got bad credit, or no credit?
- What's credit? - ANNOUNCER: Yep.
Sounds like the Crush credit card is for you.
Go to our website and apply now, and you'll be crushing life!
- Okay, sounds pretty legit.
- [audience laughs]
- Yes!
- [audience laughs]
- Ah! Wow!
I knew you were gonna find a better way,
but I didn't know it was going to be stealing.
- Stealing? I didn't steal anything,
I rented all this camera equipment...
bam...on my brand new credit card.
- What are you doing with a credit card?
- I see adults using these things
to get stuff all the time,
my mother uses them for everything.
- Wow! It's so...plastic-y, how did you get it?
- I saw a commercial online, and I signed up.
- I don't get why adults always complain about having to work
to pay for stuff.
- Right!
I'm just waiting on all the extra stuff
I ordered to get here.
- Uh, something about this feels wrong.
- Well, something about this might feel right
if you check a little something something under your bed
for you.
- Hm.
[gasps]
- Now, what were you saying?
- [audience laughs]
- I forget.
- [audience laughs]
- Why is everyone looking at us?
- Wouldn't you stop and admire a diamond when you saw it?
- [audience laughs]
- Uh, .
- Alright, I got you.
Yes, Yessirski.
- [audience laughs]
- Ladies, ladies, y'all know y'all too beautiful
to pay for that.
- [audience laughs]
- Let me get that for you.
Just gotta put the ol' credit card in the machine,
and...bam... pick whatever you want.
- [audience laughs]
- Matter of fact, everyone go 'head,
pick whatever you want.
- It's on us, people!
- DYLAN: Uh-huh. Yeah. Whoa!
- CHARLIE: Oh, too many people.
- DYLAN: Go, go, Charlie, go!
- [yelling]
Dang!
- Okay, what is going on?
- [audience laughs]
- And why are you two looking
and acting like richies right now?
- [audience laughs]
- What are you talking about?
Can't two brothers buy a whole lot of bags of chips
for their fellow students?
- [audience laughs]
- Not when those two brothers are dressed
for the mansion party.
Spill it!
- Nothing's going on.
- Oh, a credit card.
You're a kid, you're not suppose to have this.
- Your name's on it and everything,
you better start talking!
- Okay, look...
you know how me and Charlie wanted to sh**t
that music video?
- Yes, I remember that silly idea.
- And since the only jobs we can get didn't pay much,
I had to do something,
and that something was getting a credit card.
I appreciate it if you didn't-- - I'ma tell!
- [audience laughs] - Do that.
- I'ma tell on you two so fast, your heads will spin.
There's nothing that you can do or say
to get me to not tell on you.
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, well, then, what if I used this credit card
to buy you that new phone?
- [audience laughs]
- Urgh! Throw one in for Bethany,
and you got yourself a deal.
- [audience laughs]
- Just tell me what color you want, boo.
- [audience laughs]
- I'll take the phone, but just know,
I'll still be blocking your number.
- Mm-hm!
- Yes, you are a pretty widdle thing,
yes, you are, yes, you are! [smooching sounds]
- Yes, I am your new mommy [smooching sounds],
and I will be taking good care of you.
- [audience laughs]
- [laughing]
- [phone rings]
- I hope this about all the props I ordered
for my ballin' music video.
Yeah, hello?
Yeah, this is Dylan.
Uh-huh, um-hm.
A'ight, wow!
- [audience laughs]
- I got it, I got it!
Peace!
- [audience laughs]
- What was that all about?
- Slight problem,
looks like you actually have to pay the credit card people back.
- [audience laughs]
- How was I supposed to know
that I had to pay back all the money I spent
with the credit card?
The commercial didn't say anything about that.
- Says here, you have to pay something called interest.
- What is interest?
- It's when you pay back more than you spent.
I said my dad does taxes.
- [audience laughs]
- Well, I'm not interested in interest,
thank you very much.
- [audience laughs]
- Hm, it's almost like credit cards are trying
to make money off of us.
- [audience laughs]
- This credit card bills says your account is past due
and over the limit.
- Why didn't you open them when they came?
- Because I thought they were just thank you notes
from the credit card people.
- [audience laughs]
- And this ones from Vinny's Video Rentals,
it says that your Crush card was declined,
so they're sending a repo man to repossess all the equipment.
- What does repossess mean?
- Repossess means to take back something you didn't pay for.
I said my dad does taxes, didn't say he was good at it.
- [audience laughs]
- They can't take this stuff, I need it for my music video.
Man, I feel crushed.
Oh! That's why they call it the Crush card.
- [audience laughs]
- Mom and Dad sees someone coming for the equipment,
they're gonna ask questions,
which will lead to finding out you have a credit card,
so what are we going to do?
- No, no, no, no, no!
We? Uh, this is all y'all's problem,
Bethany and I had nothing to do with this,
so good luck and see ya--
- Hold up, hold up!
We are all in this together.
It became a 'we' the moment you guys took those phones.
- Fine, alright, we're in this together, I guess.
- Agreed.
- Well, hopefully, we can still sh**t the video
before they come for the equipment.
We'll just have to wait
'til Uncle Myles and Momma Yas
go to the gala tomorrow night,
then we'll set up, sh**t the music video,
and pack it all up before they find out.
- Sounds like a solid plain, I can't see any holes in it.
- ♪
- DYLAN: Oh, I got one! - Look, I got one, too.
- [sings] Ba-ban! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ta-da!
- [cheers and applause]
- Pow!
Um-hm.
Just call me Wilson, Myles Wilson.
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, but you ain't seen nothing yet.
- KIDS: Whoa! - Huh?
- She looks fire!
- You look amazing, honey.
- Thank you.
- Yo, hold up, hold up!
If somebody come out walking to your woman,
like, eyeing her, like...
- [audience laughs]
- You better hit 'em with the...
- I got it, I got it.
- Do what I taught you. - I got it.
- I raised you right.
- We're off to the gala, are you kids gonna be alright?
- Yeah, we got this.
Just let yo' man go get that award.
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, trust me, I will.
- Big trust.
- So, what are you guys planning on doing while we're gone?
- Hm, nothing really,
probably finish this puzzle, and watch a movie.
- As long as it's not scary.
- Of course not, we're good kids.
- [audience laughs]
- Really good kids.
- [audience laughs]
- KIDS: Byeee!
- [audience laughs]
- Striking!
- Dylan, could you hurry up?!
We have to hurry up and sh**t this music video
before Mom and Dad get home.
- Yeah!
Dude you yelling at me, where the director?
He probably don't even know he directing.
- [mimics horn blowing]
- [audience laughs]
- You were saying?
[French accent] The director is on set, uh-huh.
- [audience laughs]
- Hey, look, it's Spike Little.
- [laughs]
- Hey, watch it, little girl,
or you're never gonna work in this town again.
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, places everyone, let's take it from the top.
- Young Dylan, Ballin'-- scene one, take one.
- Okay, and music...
and...action.
- Ah! Skeert, skeert!
- [audience laughs]
- Keep on doing that dance, it's good.
- [audience laughs]
- [knock at door]
- Cut! Cut!
No one respects the work anymore, gosh.
- [audience laughs]
- [knock at door]
- [gasps]
- Hi, I'm from Vinny's Video,
I'm here to pick up some equipment.
Is, uh, Dylan Wilson here?
- Uh, uh, wrong house.
- [audience laughs]
- Whoa! That guy is huge!
- Maybe if we're real quiet, he'll just go away.
- Dude, no! Quick, hide! - [knock at door]
- I--I know you're in there, I'm the repo guy,
I'm trained to know these things.
- Just go away.
- No can do, you don't pay a dime, it's repo time.
[chuckles] I wrote that.
- [audience laughs]
- This day could not get any worse.
- See, when you say stuff like that,
it feels like it's gonna get worse.
- Yep, things just got worse, dad sent a text,
he said the gala got cut short,
and they're on their way home right now!
- What?!
Okay, okay, I can fix this.
It's at least a minute drive back,
so we can sh**t the video and pack this all up
before they get back.
- That would be a great plan
if Dad didn't text me fifteen minutes ago.
- ALL: Charlie!
- [knock at door]
- What about the repo guy?
Your parents can't see him banging on their front door.
- Alright, okay, I got a plan.
Hide all the equipment and the money.
- Okay.
- The [unintelligible] in position.
- [audience laughs]
- Uh...
- Wow! Y'all are good.
- [audience laughs]
- Hey, there.
- Are you Dylan?
- I am.
- I'm here to collect the equipment.
- No problem.
- [audience laughs]
- Right this way.
- A little advice for next time,
if you pay your bills like you say,
the repo guy would go away.
I wrote that, too.
- [audience laughs]
- [chuckles]
It's right out there, and I'm sorry about all this.
- [audience laughs]
- How many times am I gonna fall for this?
- Alright, let's sh**t this music video--
- MYLES: Come on, seriously?
- YASMINE: You keep on talking--
- No, listen, I'm just saying, okay,
that gas leak, very convenient.
- No, these things happen,
it's not a conspiracy against you.
- What--baby, please, okay? - Really?
- No, that gag bag, Wesley Taylor probably caused it.
- You know why? - 'Cuz he's jealous of me.
Why? 'Cuz I'm better than him at work,
and I look better doing it.
- [audience laughs]
- Good thing they weren't awarding you for your humility.
- That's my middle name. Myles Humility--
- Okay, okay. - Wilson.
- Hey! What--why are you guys dressed up?
- Since you guys got dressed up, we thought we could, too.
- Oh! - Mm-hm, cool.
- So, how-- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- [audience laughs]
- The couch is a much more comfortable place to sit
and, uh, vent.
- Oh, okay, yeah, well, you--what the--
- [audience laughs]
- Ah, yeah [chuckles], yeah, this is better.
- Whoa, my-- - MYLES: Thank you.
- [audience laughs]
- Uh, got to turn that AC up, so you cool down.
- [audience laughs]
- Yeah, Dylan gets me, you, too, Rebecca, you get me.
- Well, I'm gonna make a snack,
we had to evacuate before the main course.
- [audience laughs]
- Nooo!
- [audience laughs]
- Uh, you should let Bethany and I make something for you
after all you've been through tonight.
- Oh, well, I mean, okay [chuckles].
I guess...they get me, too.
- [audience laughs]
- You know what,
I may not have brought home the award tonight,
but at least we came home to some great kids.
- Aww! We really are lucky.
- Mm-hm.
- [audience laughs] - Oh!
- Nice try, Dylan,
but you can't get rid of me that easy, I'm the repo guy.
- Wait!
- Hey, Rebecca got a new phone!
- ♪
- Well, that's the last of it,
I would say nice doing business with you, but it wasn't.
- [audience laughs]
- [sighs]
- When you don't make time to pay,
the repo man takes it all away [laughs].
- [laughs]
Eh, you got--you got a spider on your shoulder.
- [screams]
- MYLES: Okay, let me sum this up, shall we?
Instead of working for the money,
Dylan signed up
and got a credit card under my name, by the way.
Do you know what that's gonna-- you know what, give me these.
- Hey, hey! - No, no, no, no, no.
- Uncle Myles! - You know what that's gonna
do to my credit, boy? Sit back!
These are my shoes, I can't even fit in 'em.
- Then all of you acted like ex-football players,
and ran that card to the limit. - Mm-hm.
[chuckles] And didn't know they had to pay it back
because, well...kids.
- So, you decided to cover it all up with lies and deceit
until you got busted?
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- That's all of it.
- I feel ashamed hearing it.
- [audience laughs]
- Do we even have to give you the speech
of what you did wrong, and how lying made it worse,
and that we all hope you learned your lessons?
- Nope, lessons are straight learned.
- Yeah, I've learned more in this one moment
than my entire life.
- I learned so much, I could teach others right now.
- [audience laughs]
- Wrong! Nope, there's one more lesson to be learned.
- Mm-hm [giggles].
Oh!
See all this stuff you guys bought?
[giggles] Well, you're gonna return everything
to pay back the credit card.
- Mm-hm.
And your mom and I will cover the rest,
but all of you are going to pay us back.
- With interest.
- Oh, I just learned that word!
- [audience laughs]
- That's not a good word.
- [audience laughs]
- How are we suppose to pay you guys back
if we don't have any money?
- [chuckles]
- Oh, buddy. - Oh my goodness.
- So glad you asked. - [giggles]
- Oh! - Yeah.
- [audience laughs]
- MYLES: Looks like after-school jobs for everyone!
- [giggles] - Noooo!
- [gasps from exhaustion]
- [audience laughs]
- Hey.
- [audience laughs]
- Here's today's pay.
- [audience laughs]
- Oh!
- I mowed three lawns.
- [audience laughs]
- Five-year-old birthday parties are the worst.
- [audience laughs]
- Uh-uh!
- [sighs]
- ♪
- [audience laughs]
- [Nickelodeon theme]