02x18 - Taking Credit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Young Dylan". Aired: February 29, 2020 – present.*
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Young Dylan is an aspiring hip-hop artist who lives with his aunt & uncle.
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02x18 - Taking Credit

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- ♪

- Hey, Mom,

has anyone told you, you're having an excellent hair day?

- No, I guess I just woke up like this.

- Well, it's working,

and I have to say, that outfit looks great,

you look years younger, girl.

- Okay, what do you want?

- [audience laughs]

- Well, why do I have to want something [chuckles].

[whines] I really want the new phone!

- [mimics whine] And I really don't want to give it to you.

- [throws tantrum]

- Hey, hey, family, guess what?

The man of the house has become the man at work.

- What happened?

- Well, I'm finally winning Architect of the Year

at my company's awards gala. What?

- [cheers] That's amazing!

- Yep, yep, yep!

- You've always wanted Architect of the Year for years.

- Baby, I know, I know.

That suck-up, Wesley Taylor, always gets it,

but not this year.

Oh no, it's all mine.

- [audience laughs]

- Ah-ah!

- [audience laughs]

- Yo, Unc, we couldn't help but overhear the good news,

you really deserve that award, dude.

- [audience laughs]

- CHARLIE: Yeah, you're so great at what you do,

and I'm glad they're finally recognizing that.

- Uh-huh.

- Uh-huh, okay, what do you want?

- [audience laughs]

- Money for our music video.

- Does anybody around here give compliments

just 'cuz they actually really mean it?

- [audience laughs] - But check it,

I finally figured out the best way to get discovered.

- By hiding your face?

- [audience laughs]

- First, ignore the haters.

- [audience laughs]

- Second, sh**t a dope music video.

- Third, have your cousin direct that dope music video,

post it online, then watch it go viral.

- Uh-huh!

- [laughs]

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, you're serious? - Yep.

- [audience laughs] - [laughs]

We're not doing the laughing thing anymore?

- [audience laughs]

- This could be a teachable moment.

I think the boys should get after-school jobs

so they can pay for it for themselves,

that way they can learn how to work hard for what they want.

- I like that, that's why I love you.

- Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up--

- MYLES: Yes.

- Jobs? Being a rapper is my job.

- [audience laughs]

- It's okay, Dylan, as the video's director,

I say we get those jobs to show them how serious we are.

- Fine.

- [audience laughs]

- Those two should be ashamed of themselves,

asking for so much money like that [chuckles].

- [audience laughs] - See, I would never--

- Still not getting you that phone.

- [audience laughs] - Worth a sh*t.

♪ Ma knew I was important, not a regular guy ♪

♪ Everybody follow me, Imma take you on a trip ♪

♪ Buckle up, let's go, Imma get you all hip ♪

♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-town ♪

♪ Livin' large

♪ I'm tryna balance school and these bars ♪

♪ Came far-- ain't no better feelin' ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gon love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Ay, Young Dylan, ay

♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan

♪ Ay, Young Dylan, Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪

- ♪

- I...am...so...tired. - [audience laughs]

- I don't even have the energy to take this stupid sign off.

- [audience laughs]

- Ah-oh!

- Do you think I'm allergic to cutting grass?

- [audience laughs]

- Ugh!

- [audience laughs]

- How do adults do all this?

Working takes a lot of...work.

- [audience laughs]

- I agree.

- Well, let's see how much money we made.

Count that with yours, Chuck,

'cuz I know we made bank after all that work.

- Let's see.

Looks like we made...

fifteen dollars and... fifty-eight cents.

- Each?

- Nope, combined.

- [audience laughs]

- What?

We're never going to have enough to pay for this video.

- If we put in more hours after school and on weekends,

we'll have enough money for the video, one...

two more years.

- [audience laughs]

- There's gotta be a better way

we can get our hands on some paper,

and I'm gonna figure out what that is.

- ♪

- Okay, let's see...

how to get money...

without working.

- [audience laughs]

- There.

What's a Crush card?

- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey you!

- [audience laughs]

- Me?

- ANNOUNCER: Yeah, you.

- Uh, yes?

- ANNOUNCER: Do you need to buy things,

but don't have the money?

- I do.

- ANNOUNCER: Got bad credit, or no credit?

- What's credit? - ANNOUNCER: Yep.

Sounds like the Crush credit card is for you.

Go to our website and apply now, and you'll be crushing life!

- Okay, sounds pretty legit.

- [audience laughs]

- Yes!

- [audience laughs]

- Ah! Wow!

I knew you were gonna find a better way,

but I didn't know it was going to be stealing.

- Stealing? I didn't steal anything,

I rented all this camera equipment...

bam...on my brand new credit card.

- What are you doing with a credit card?

- I see adults using these things

to get stuff all the time,

my mother uses them for everything.

- Wow! It's so...plastic-y, how did you get it?

- I saw a commercial online, and I signed up.

- I don't get why adults always complain about having to work

to pay for stuff.

- Right!

I'm just waiting on all the extra stuff

I ordered to get here.

- Uh, something about this feels wrong.

- Well, something about this might feel right

if you check a little something something under your bed

for you.

- Hm.

[gasps]

- Now, what were you saying?

- [audience laughs]

- I forget.

- [audience laughs]

- Why is everyone looking at us?

- Wouldn't you stop and admire a diamond when you saw it?

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, .

- Alright, I got you.

Yes, Yessirski.

- [audience laughs]

- Ladies, ladies, y'all know y'all too beautiful

to pay for that.

- [audience laughs]

- Let me get that for you.

Just gotta put the ol' credit card in the machine,

and...bam... pick whatever you want.

- [audience laughs]

- Matter of fact, everyone go 'head,

pick whatever you want.

- It's on us, people!

- DYLAN: Uh-huh. Yeah. Whoa!

- CHARLIE: Oh, too many people.

- DYLAN: Go, go, Charlie, go!

- [yelling]

Dang!

- Okay, what is going on?

- [audience laughs]

- And why are you two looking

and acting like richies right now?

- [audience laughs]

- What are you talking about?

Can't two brothers buy a whole lot of bags of chips

for their fellow students?

- [audience laughs]

- Not when those two brothers are dressed

for the mansion party.

Spill it!

- Nothing's going on.

- Oh, a credit card.

You're a kid, you're not suppose to have this.

- Your name's on it and everything,

you better start talking!

- Okay, look...

you know how me and Charlie wanted to sh**t

that music video?

- Yes, I remember that silly idea.

- And since the only jobs we can get didn't pay much,

I had to do something,

and that something was getting a credit card.

I appreciate it if you didn't-- - I'ma tell!

- [audience laughs] - Do that.

- I'ma tell on you two so fast, your heads will spin.

There's nothing that you can do or say

to get me to not tell on you.

- [audience laughs]

- Okay, well, then, what if I used this credit card

to buy you that new phone?

- [audience laughs]

- Urgh! Throw one in for Bethany,

and you got yourself a deal.

- [audience laughs]

- Just tell me what color you want, boo.

- [audience laughs]

- I'll take the phone, but just know,

I'll still be blocking your number.

- Mm-hm!

- Yes, you are a pretty widdle thing,

yes, you are, yes, you are! [smooching sounds]

- Yes, I am your new mommy [smooching sounds],

and I will be taking good care of you.

- [audience laughs]

- [laughing]

- [phone rings]

- I hope this about all the props I ordered

for my ballin' music video.

Yeah, hello?

Yeah, this is Dylan.

Uh-huh, um-hm.

A'ight, wow!

- [audience laughs]

- I got it, I got it!

Peace!

- [audience laughs]

- What was that all about?

- Slight problem,

looks like you actually have to pay the credit card people back.

- [audience laughs]

- How was I supposed to know

that I had to pay back all the money I spent

with the credit card?

The commercial didn't say anything about that.

- Says here, you have to pay something called interest.

- What is interest?

- It's when you pay back more than you spent.

I said my dad does taxes.

- [audience laughs]

- Well, I'm not interested in interest,

thank you very much.

- [audience laughs]

- Hm, it's almost like credit cards are trying

to make money off of us.

- [audience laughs]

- This credit card bills says your account is past due

and over the limit.

- Why didn't you open them when they came?

- Because I thought they were just thank you notes

from the credit card people.

- [audience laughs]

- And this ones from Vinny's Video Rentals,

it says that your Crush card was declined,

so they're sending a repo man to repossess all the equipment.

- What does repossess mean?

- Repossess means to take back something you didn't pay for.

I said my dad does taxes, didn't say he was good at it.

- [audience laughs]

- They can't take this stuff, I need it for my music video.

Man, I feel crushed.

Oh! That's why they call it the Crush card.

- [audience laughs]

- Mom and Dad sees someone coming for the equipment,

they're gonna ask questions,

which will lead to finding out you have a credit card,

so what are we going to do?

- No, no, no, no, no!

We? Uh, this is all y'all's problem,

Bethany and I had nothing to do with this,

so good luck and see ya--

- Hold up, hold up!

We are all in this together.

It became a 'we' the moment you guys took those phones.

- Fine, alright, we're in this together, I guess.

- Agreed.

- Well, hopefully, we can still sh**t the video

before they come for the equipment.

We'll just have to wait

'til Uncle Myles and Momma Yas

go to the gala tomorrow night,

then we'll set up, sh**t the music video,

and pack it all up before they find out.

- Sounds like a solid plain, I can't see any holes in it.

- ♪

- DYLAN: Oh, I got one! - Look, I got one, too.

- [sings] Ba-ban! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ta-da!

- [cheers and applause]

- Pow!

Um-hm.

Just call me Wilson, Myles Wilson.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, but you ain't seen nothing yet.

- KIDS: Whoa! - Huh?

- She looks fire!

- You look amazing, honey.

- Thank you.

- Yo, hold up, hold up!

If somebody come out walking to your woman,

like, eyeing her, like...

- [audience laughs]

- You better hit 'em with the...

- I got it, I got it.

- Do what I taught you. - I got it.

- I raised you right.

- We're off to the gala, are you kids gonna be alright?

- Yeah, we got this.

Just let yo' man go get that award.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, trust me, I will.

- Big trust.

- So, what are you guys planning on doing while we're gone?

- Hm, nothing really,

probably finish this puzzle, and watch a movie.

- As long as it's not scary.

- Of course not, we're good kids.

- [audience laughs]

- Really good kids.

- [audience laughs]

- KIDS: Byeee!

- [audience laughs]

- Striking!

- Dylan, could you hurry up?!

We have to hurry up and sh**t this music video

before Mom and Dad get home.

- Yeah!

Dude you yelling at me, where the director?

He probably don't even know he directing.

- [mimics horn blowing]

- [audience laughs]

- You were saying?

[French accent] The director is on set, uh-huh.

- [audience laughs]

- Hey, look, it's Spike Little.

- [laughs]

- Hey, watch it, little girl,

or you're never gonna work in this town again.

- [audience laughs]

- Okay, places everyone, let's take it from the top.

- Young Dylan, Ballin'-- scene one, take one.

- Okay, and music...

and...action.

- Ah! Skeert, skeert!

- [audience laughs]

- Keep on doing that dance, it's good.

- [audience laughs]

- [knock at door]

- Cut! Cut!

No one respects the work anymore, gosh.

- [audience laughs]

- [knock at door]

- [gasps]

- Hi, I'm from Vinny's Video,

I'm here to pick up some equipment.

Is, uh, Dylan Wilson here?

- Uh, uh, wrong house.

- [audience laughs]

- Whoa! That guy is huge!

- Maybe if we're real quiet, he'll just go away.

- Dude, no! Quick, hide! - [knock at door]

- I--I know you're in there, I'm the repo guy,

I'm trained to know these things.

- Just go away.

- No can do, you don't pay a dime, it's repo time.

[chuckles] I wrote that.

- [audience laughs]

- This day could not get any worse.

- See, when you say stuff like that,

it feels like it's gonna get worse.

- Yep, things just got worse, dad sent a text,

he said the gala got cut short,

and they're on their way home right now!

- What?!

Okay, okay, I can fix this.

It's at least a minute drive back,

so we can sh**t the video and pack this all up

before they get back.

- That would be a great plan

if Dad didn't text me fifteen minutes ago.

- ALL: Charlie!

- [knock at door]

- What about the repo guy?

Your parents can't see him banging on their front door.

- Alright, okay, I got a plan.

Hide all the equipment and the money.

- Okay.

- The [unintelligible] in position.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh...

- Wow! Y'all are good.

- [audience laughs]

- Hey, there.

- Are you Dylan?

- I am.

- I'm here to collect the equipment.

- No problem.

- [audience laughs]

- Right this way.

- A little advice for next time,

if you pay your bills like you say,

the repo guy would go away.

I wrote that, too.

- [audience laughs]

- [chuckles]

It's right out there, and I'm sorry about all this.

- [audience laughs]

- How many times am I gonna fall for this?

- Alright, let's sh**t this music video--

- MYLES: Come on, seriously?

- YASMINE: You keep on talking--

- No, listen, I'm just saying, okay,

that gas leak, very convenient.

- No, these things happen,

it's not a conspiracy against you.

- What--baby, please, okay? - Really?

- No, that gag bag, Wesley Taylor probably caused it.

- You know why? - 'Cuz he's jealous of me.

Why? 'Cuz I'm better than him at work,

and I look better doing it.

- [audience laughs]

- Good thing they weren't awarding you for your humility.

- That's my middle name. Myles Humility--

- Okay, okay. - Wilson.

- Hey! What--why are you guys dressed up?

- Since you guys got dressed up, we thought we could, too.

- Oh! - Mm-hm, cool.

- So, how-- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- [audience laughs]

- The couch is a much more comfortable place to sit

and, uh, vent.

- Oh, okay, yeah, well, you--what the--

- [audience laughs]

- Ah, yeah [chuckles], yeah, this is better.

- Whoa, my-- - MYLES: Thank you.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, got to turn that AC up, so you cool down.

- [audience laughs]

- Yeah, Dylan gets me, you, too, Rebecca, you get me.

- Well, I'm gonna make a snack,

we had to evacuate before the main course.

- [audience laughs]

- Nooo!

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, you should let Bethany and I make something for you

after all you've been through tonight.

- Oh, well, I mean, okay [chuckles].

I guess...they get me, too.

- [audience laughs]

- You know what,

I may not have brought home the award tonight,

but at least we came home to some great kids.

- Aww! We really are lucky.

- Mm-hm.

- [audience laughs] - Oh!

- Nice try, Dylan,

but you can't get rid of me that easy, I'm the repo guy.

- Wait!

- Hey, Rebecca got a new phone!

- ♪

- Well, that's the last of it,

I would say nice doing business with you, but it wasn't.

- [audience laughs]

- [sighs]

- When you don't make time to pay,

the repo man takes it all away [laughs].

- [laughs]

Eh, you got--you got a spider on your shoulder.

- [screams]

- MYLES: Okay, let me sum this up, shall we?

Instead of working for the money,

Dylan signed up

and got a credit card under my name, by the way.

Do you know what that's gonna-- you know what, give me these.

- Hey, hey! - No, no, no, no, no.

- Uncle Myles! - You know what that's gonna

do to my credit, boy? Sit back!

These are my shoes, I can't even fit in 'em.

- Then all of you acted like ex-football players,

and ran that card to the limit. - Mm-hm.

[chuckles] And didn't know they had to pay it back

because, well...kids.

- So, you decided to cover it all up with lies and deceit

until you got busted?

- Yeah, that sounds right.

- That's all of it.

- I feel ashamed hearing it.

- [audience laughs]

- Do we even have to give you the speech

of what you did wrong, and how lying made it worse,

and that we all hope you learned your lessons?

- Nope, lessons are straight learned.

- Yeah, I've learned more in this one moment

than my entire life.

- I learned so much, I could teach others right now.

- [audience laughs]

- Wrong! Nope, there's one more lesson to be learned.

- Mm-hm [giggles].

Oh!

See all this stuff you guys bought?

[giggles] Well, you're gonna return everything

to pay back the credit card.

- Mm-hm.

And your mom and I will cover the rest,

but all of you are going to pay us back.

- With interest.

- Oh, I just learned that word!

- [audience laughs]

- That's not a good word.

- [audience laughs]

- How are we suppose to pay you guys back

if we don't have any money?

- [chuckles]

- Oh, buddy. - Oh my goodness.

- So glad you asked. - [giggles]

- Oh! - Yeah.

- [audience laughs]

- MYLES: Looks like after-school jobs for everyone!

- [giggles] - Noooo!

- [gasps from exhaustion]

- [audience laughs]

- Hey.

- [audience laughs]

- Here's today's pay.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh!

- I mowed three lawns.

- [audience laughs]

- Five-year-old birthday parties are the worst.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh-uh!

- [sighs]

- ♪

- [audience laughs]

- [Nickelodeon theme]
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