06x10 - Grampy and Nu-Nu Visit the Huxtables

[bunniefuu]

( Humming "March"
From "The Nutcracker Suite" )

Hi. Is The Cake
Done Yet?

I'm Putting The Finishing
Touches On.

Your Grandparents Are Coming
Just To See You.

And You're Sure
They Like Chocolate?

They Love Chocolate.

( Buzzer )

I Got To Go Get The Dryer.

Watch This While I'm Gone
And Don't Eat Any.

I Don't Even Like Chocolate.

You Sure?

Yes.

Okay, I'll
Be Right Back.

Okay.

You Tried To Eat
The Whole Thing?

No.

I'm Looking At Somebody
Who Looks To Me

To Be A Cake Thief.

The Wind Blew It.

It Does Come Through Here
Hard, Doesn't It?

Well, I'm Sorry.

But I Think
What I'm Looking At

Is Somebody
Who Tried To Steal A Cake.

I Can Count To Ten In Spanish.

Uno, Dos, Tres...

No, That Little Cute Stuff
Doesn't Work On Me.

And If Mrs. Huxtable

Comes Up Here
And Sees That

She Is Going
To Put You Away--

Far Away

For Defacing Dessert.

I'm Sorry.

I Just Wanted A Little Taste.

Really?

Keep An Eye Out
Before She Comes.

How We Doing?

Good.

Keep An Eye Out Now.

What About The Hole?

Hole?

No Problem.

Ah, Boy.

There You Go.

Now Just Go Ahead.

Olivia.

He Did It.

Well, Of Course He Did It.

Where Did This Cake Come From?

What Have You Done?

Oh...

When The Time Comes

This Is What You Two
Will Be Having For Dessert.

Mr. And Mrs. Kendall.

It's Nice To See You Again.

Ugh.

Mom, Dad, How Was Your Trip
From Milwaukee?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Dad.

Hi, Sweetheart.

Hi.

I Put This On

For Your Mom And Dad.

So That's What You're Wearing.

Don't You Like It?

Yeah, I Think It's Great.

But When You See The Gift
That I Have For You

I Think You'll Want
To Make A Quick Change.

Oh, A Present.

Baby, If I Could
Afford To

This Room Would Be Filled
With Lavish Presents Every Day.

So What Do You Think?

It's, Um...

It's So Well Made.

I Knew You'd Love It.

I Don't Think
I'll Wear It, Though.

I'll Just Put It Away
For Something Special

Like Dinner At The Base.

Oh, You Can
Wear It Then, Too.

But It Would Really
Make Me Happy

If You Would
Wear It Today.

I Want To Wear This.

You Can Wear That.

Just Put This Over It.

I Know What's Going On.

You Want Me To Cover Up

Because Your Parents Think
I Dress Weird.

Your Parents Think I'm Weird.

Why Would They Think That?

They Only Met You Once,
For Minutes.

Time Enough For Your Mom
Not To Like Me.

Where Did You Get That Idea?

From You.

I'm Quoting You,
"My Mother Can't Stand You."

Okay.

Maybe That's What She Said.

But I Think You Two
Can Get Along.

She's Really
A Very Sweet Person.

Okay, I'll Put It On.

If We Start Getting Along

I'm Taking
This Sweater Off!

Fine, Fine.

Now See, Look.

Isn't That
A Beautiful Sweater?

Honey, That Look...

Is You.

I'm Feeling
Much Less Nervous Now.

Thank You.

Denise?

What?

Are You Wearing
These Earrings?

Don't You Like Them?

No, I Do.

But It's My Mother.

Your Mom Won't See Them, Okay?

( English Accent )
You're Right, Darling.

These Are Much Better.

Denise.

Ta-Ta.

Denise!

Come Back Here.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Grampy, Nu-Nu.

Hello, Sweetheart.

Peaches.

Yay!

Hello.
I'm Lorraine.

Hello, Olivia.

Help Me Take My Coat Off.

Don't Let It
Touch The Ground.

May I Take
Your Coat?

Thank You.

You Got Here Sooner
Than We Expected.

This Man Wouldn't
Stop At A Hotel.

Left The Bags
In The Car.

Hey, Hey!

What's Happening,
Captain?

Hey, Son.

Hey, Mom.

There's My Boy.

Mmm.

Good To See You.

Good To See You.

Have A Seat.

Denise.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Hon.

Denise?

Hi.

Good To See You.

Good To See You Both.

How Do You Like
Being A Mom?

Oh, Um...

I Think It's Going
Really Well, Don't You?

I'm Still Alive.

She Loves
To Make That Joke.

I Have Cheese

And Crackers Inside.

Thank You.

I'll Come Help You.

Don't Be Silly.

Your In-Laws
Have Come To See You.

I'll Help You.

Denise, It's Just
Cheese And Crackers.

Okay.

Olivia?

Yes.

You Did A Lovely Job
With My Coat.

Thank You, Grampy.

And Here's A Dollar
For All The Hard Work.

Joel, Put That Back.

No, Give It To Me.

I Paid For
The Cheese.

Is There Something Going On
Between You And Martin's Mother?

Nothing.

She's Here From Milwaukee.

It's Great.

This Is Me
You're Talking To.

I Can Only Say

That There's Friction
Between Her And Me.

That's Not So Uncommon.

Mothers Are Very Protective
Of Their Sons.

I Went Through

A Similar Thing
With Your Grandmother.

This Is Different, Okay?

Martin's Mother

Can't Stand Me.

Did She Face You And Say,
"I Can't Stand You"?

No.

She Said It To Martin.

She Did?

Martin's Told Me Twice
His Mother Can't Stand Me.

She Thinks I'm A Flake.

Can You Believe That?

She Only Knew Me
For Minutes.

I Didn't Do Anything.

I'm Trying
To Make This Marriage Work...

Why Would She
Go Behind Your Back?

I Didn't Tell You
What She Said To Me.

When We Met, She Said

"I Hope You Don't Approach
Your Marriage

Like You Did College."

Martin Made Me
Put On This Sweater.

Oh, Really?

Hungry, Are You?

I Don't Blame Your Husband.

I Wouldn't Feed You Either.

Where's The Cheese
And Crackers?

The Hors D'oeuvres
Have To Wait.

Mom Wants To Talk
To Martin's Mom.

Give My Dollar Back, Please.

Olivia, Come On.

We're Going To The Store
To Get Some Stuff.

What Stuff?

I Don't Need
Anything At The Store.

Yes, You Do.

Are We Going
For Candy?

No.

What Are We Going For?

What Do We Need?

People Seem To Be
Clearing Out Of Here Fast.

Yeah, I Wonder Why
Your Wife And My Wife

Are In There Talking
To Each Other, Alone.

I Think I Know What It Is.

My Son Told Me
That My Wife

Made Some Remarks
About Your Daughter

Which My Son Foolishly
Told Denise.

What Kind Of Remarks?

My Son Said
That My Wife Said

That She Can't Stand
Your Daughter.

I'm Guessing That Your Daughter
Told Your Wife

What My Son Said My Wife Said.

So My Wife Just Found Out

What Your Son Said
That Your Wife Said.

You Said It.

Word.

This Is Such
A Beautiful Kitchen.

Imagine A Fireplace.

Such A Lovely Touch.

I Always Thought
Of New Yorkers

Living In Small Apartments

But This Is
A Big, Beautiful Home.

Thank You.

I Don't Think You Need Any Help.

I'll Go Spend Some Time
With Olivia.

Mrs. Kendall?

Please, I'm Lorraine.

Lorraine.

Yes.

Could We Sit?

Lorraine...

My Daughter
Is Not Comfortable With You.

I Sensed Something Was Going On.

Martin Told Her What You Said.

You Said
You Can't Stand Denise.

I Would Never Say That.

Martin Said You Did.

Let Me Start By Telling You

About Martin's First Marriage.

Fresh Out Of Annapolis,
He Had To Get Married

To This Beautiful,
Intelligent Girl Named Paula.

This Was Probably

The First Girl Martin Ever...

Okay.

About A Year Goes By
And Olivia's Born

And Paula Decides

She Doesn't Want To Be
A Wife And Mother Anymore

And Goes Away.

When Martin Brought
Your Daughter Home

I Was So Upset

I Took Him Aside And Said

"Son, I Can't Stand This."

I'm Talking About The Way
He Goes Off And Gets Married

Without Any Thought.

It Has Nothing
To Do With Denise.

I Was Angry With Martin.

Boy, You Have Been Misquoted.

Misquoted And Misunderstood.

These Two Should Be Thankful
They Have Mothers

Who Put Up With Them.

I Thank You.

We Are The Best Things
That Ever Happened To Them.

Just Wait Until This Sweet,
Precious, Little Olivia

Starts Giving The Same
Aggravation They're Giving Us.

Let's Get On Our Knees

Right Now
And Pray.

Let's Pray Olivia Grows Up
And Comes Home One Day

With Three Husbands,
Four Children

And A Dog.

See Now, The Primary Function
Of This Is The Basement.

But This Is The Only Place

Where I Can Get
Complete Privacy.

Because Of
The Offspring Repellant.

Offspring Repellant?

Things Like Tools That Require
A Person Make Some Work, See?

Look Around,
There's Nothing Soft.

All These Chairs,
This Is All Wood.

Oak, You See.

There's No Place That A Kid
Can Roll On The Floor

With His Girlfriend

Or The Boyfriend.

And This Is My Baby.

Record Player.

Needs A Quarter
On The Arm

To Keep It From
Sliding Across.

And The Speaker's
Just Mono.

Hey, Dad.

Are You Still Giving Your Tour?

We're Finished.

Mom's Serving Appetizers
In The Living Room.

Tell Her "No, Thanks."

We're Going To Watch T.V.
And Listen To Records.

Want To Join Us?

No!
No!

( Door Slamming )

See?

Offspring...

Repellant.

Thank You.

What Kind Of Music You Play

On That
Phonograph?

( Whistling )

This Would Be Perhaps

The Greatest Jazz Collection
In The World.

What You're Looking At
Is Hawkins.

You Have Prez, Ahmad Jahmal.

You Can Go Back
To Louis Armstrong.

Go Ahead Back.

Coltrane.

Please.

Rahsaan Roland Kirk!

Ah-Ha!

Any Jazz Album
You Want To Listen To

I Have It Here, My Friend.

Bet You Haven't
Heard This One.

Try Me.

Lester "Motormouth" Sutton.

Live At The Pigfoot.

I Have It.

I Was There.

You're Kidding.

The Front Row.

No.

Motormouth
Was Blowing A Solo

And The Band Was Cooking!

I Wish I'd Been There.

Remember Those Dances
We Used To Do?

Oh, Sure.

The Slop.

Please.

The Stroll.

Yes.

The Madison.

Yes

And The Birdland.

Birdland?

You Had To Get
A Short Woman For This.

You Put Her
On This Thigh Here.

A Wop-De-Wop.

Hey, Wop-De-Wop.

Womp, Womp.

A Wop-De-Wop.

Wow, Wow.

De-Wop-De-Wop.

Those Men Have Been Down
In That Basement

An Awfully Long Time.

Yes, They Have.

But That's Because Cliff Thinks

Nobody Likes To Go
Down There But Him.

Little Doth He Know
When He's Not About

I Am Down There,
Listening To Those Albums.

Hi, We're Back From The Store.

Is It Okay
That We're Back?

Where's Olivia?

Outside, Playing
With Vanessa And Rudy.

I'm Really Pleased
To See You Back.

I Take It
Everything Went Well.

It Certainly Did.

We Got To The Bottom
Of Things.

That's Where
We Found You.

I Beg Your Pardon.

You Told Denise

That I Can't
Stand Her.

And That's Not True.

It's Not?
It's Not?

No, It Isn't.

I Was There
When You Said It.

I'm Sure You Were,
But Your Ears Weren't.

You Don't Listen.

I Told You

I Don't Like You
Doing Things Without Thinking.

I Have Nothing Against Denise.

I Don't Even Know Denise.

As Far As I'm Concerned

I Think Denise
Is A Lovely Person.

You Do?

Yes, We're Going To Be
Very Good Friends.

Friends, Oh.

You And Me?

You And Me.

Mom!

And To Think, Martin.

You Had Me Upset
With Your Mother--

This Lovely Woman.

I Know...

You Made Me Wear This

Because Your Mom
Couldn't Stand Me.

You Made Her...

Take That Off.

That's Not You.

Thank You.

Listen, Can I Say Something?

No, You Cannot.
Don't Say Anything.

Yeah, But...

( All Speaking At Once )

Yes, Yes.

( Record Scratching )

Huh?

Hey, How About

Moody's Mood For Love?

, Recorded By King Pleasure.

I Had It

And I Just...

Wore It Out.

You Call Yourself
A Jazz Collector.

You Want Moody's Mood For Love,
Version?

Uh-Huh.

I'll Sing It For You.

♪ There I Go, There I Go ♪

♪ There I Go ♪

♪ Pretty Baby,
You Are The Soul ♪

♪ Who Snaps My Control ♪

♪ Such A Funny Thing,
But Every Time You're Near Me ♪

♪ I Never Can Behave ♪

♪ You Give Me A Smile And Then
I'm Wrapped Up In Your Magic ♪

♪ Music All Around Me ♪

♪ Crazy Music ♪

♪ Music That Keeps Calling Me
So Very Close To You ♪

♪ Turns Me Your sl*ve ♪

♪ Come And Do With Me ♪

♪ Any Little Thing
You Want To ♪

♪ Anything, Baby, Just Let Me
Get Next To You ♪

Clair:
♪ Am I Insane ♪

♪ Or Do I Really See ♪

♪ Heaven In Your Eyes? ♪

♪ Bright As Stars
That Shine Up Above Me ♪

♪ In The Clear, Blue Skies ♪

All:
♪ How I Worry About You ♪

♪ Just Can't Live My Life
Without You, Baby ♪

♪ Come Here,
Don't Have No Fear ♪

♪ Oh, Is There Wonder Why ♪

♪ I'm Really Feeling ♪

In The Mood For Love.