06x16 - The Birthday Party

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Cosby Show". Aired: September 20, 1984 – April 30, 1992.*
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
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06x16 - The Birthday Party

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Oh, Look Who's Here.

Wow, Look At
All These Decorations

For Such A Beautiful Birthday!

How Does It Feel

To Hit The Big - ?

I Asked Denise And Daddy
For A Tricycle.

It's The One
In This Picture.

Well, That's Beautiful.

So This Is What You Want
For Your Birthday, Huh?

Yes, But I Haven't Seen It,
Have You?

No, But I Did Hear Denise
And Your Dad Talking About...

A "Sickle."

You Mean...

This Tricycle?

Yeah, I Heard
Them

And They Said Something About

They Hid It Somewhere.

Where?

They Hid It In...

I Got A Hangnail Here.

Have You Ever Had One
Of These Things?

Yes, You Were
Saying?

I Was Saying
That They Hid It In...

What Time Is It?

Aren't Your Friends
Supposed To Be Coming Here Soon?

Dr. Huxtable, Forget The Time
And Pay Attention.

My Present.

Where Is It?

Yeah, Well...

I'm Just Afraid
That If I Told You

That Maybe Denise And Your Dad
Would Be Upset About It.

But You Know What?

If I Gave You A Hint

You Would Know Exactly
Where It Is.

Tell Me.

A Pelican...

That Is Wet...

Walks With
A Gaited Limp.

But A Dry...

Fish Swims Alone.

Oh Boy, This Is Going
To Be Some Party.

Absolutely.

You Know What

I'm Completely Proud Of?

What?

Everything Is Totally Organic.

There's No Salt, No Sugar,
No Butter.

See These Cookies?

These Cookies Were Made

With Rice Syrup,
Barley Malt And Fruit Essences.

What?

What Are You Laughing At?

You Think The Children
Are Going To Eat This?

These Happen To Be Good,
Try One.

I Don't Want It.

That's The Only Way
The Kids Will Eat It

Is Shove It Down 'Em.

These Happen To Be Good.

This Is No
Party Stuff.

Now This, This
Looks All Right.

Yes, This Is
Carrot-Poppyseed Cake.

And I Made It With
Unbleached Flour

Blended Soy Milk

Pureed Tofu

And This Is Carob Topping.

It Used To Look Good.

You're Not Going To Get
A Piece Of This, Then.

Oh, Thank You Very Much.

I Appreciate It.

You Hurt
My Feelings.

Oh, Denise,
You Baked A Cake?

I Didn't Smell
Anything.

Yeah.

Tell Your Mother
What's In That.

I Want Olivia
And Her Friends

To Have A Healthful
Birthday Party.

So I've Baked
This Delicious Cake

With Unbleached Flour,
Blended Soy Milk

Pureed Tofu, And
This Is A Carob Icing.

This Looks Interesting.

What Is This?

Promise You're Not
Gonna Laugh?

Yeah.

I'm Making
Meatless Hamburgers.

What?

Nothing, Nothing,
Nothing.

Look, I Want You To Know
That I'm Not Laughing

Because You're Trying
To Fix Healthful Food.

But Children, You See...

Your Other Activities
Better Be Good.

You Go Out And Get

The Sweetest, Gooiest
Chocolate Cake You Can Find.

We'll Put Yours
And Mine Out.

We'll Give The Kids
A Piece Of Each

We'll See Whose Is Left.

(Cliff Chuckling)

I Just Want You
To Take This

And Go Up To A Child And Say

"Have Some Of This."

It Isn't Cooked Yet!

And The Kid Is Going To Say

"It's Already Been

In My Brother's
Diapers."

Okay, Everyone.

Let's Sit Down In
A Nice, Orderly Fashion.

(Yelling And Laughing)

(Whistle Blowing)

This Is Mr. Whistle.

Whenever You Hear Him, Stop.

And Whoever Stops
Gets A Prize, Okay?

Mr. Whistle Is
Not Working.

I Think You Need
Mr. Air Raid Siren.

I Know
What Will Work.

That Videotape
That Olivia Won

At That Party.

Ah, Yes, Will Do.

I'll Go Finish Cooking.

Okay.

Oh, No.

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Everybody, No, No.

Don't Play.

Don't Play,
No, We're Gonna...

Everybody, We're Gonna--

No, Listen To Mr. Bunny.

The Mr. Bunny Video.

Everybody Sit Down.

Hey!

How's The Party Going?

It's Going Great.

The Kids Just Got Here,
They're A Little Overactive.

Martin's Putting In A Tape,
They'll Be Fine.

Where's That Video?

I Can't Find It.

Martin, I Thought You Picked
It Up At The Video Store.

I Thought Youpicked It Up!

You Have
To Go Get It.

Olivia Made
A Special Request

For "Birthday Bunny Party."

Can You Handle The Children
And The Food?

Yeah, Yes.

Okay, I'll Be Back
As Soon As I Can.

How You Doing,
Dr. Huxtable?

Pretty Good.

(Laughing)

Oh, Boy.

If You Want, I'll Go
Look After The Kids.

I Promised You Wouldn't
Lift A Finger.

And I'm Sticking To That, Okay?

Okay.

Denise:
Get Down.

Marquita!

Stop That, Now.

Now, Fun!

Ah, Denise.

Huh?

There's A Pot Boiling Over...

But You Said

Not To Lift A Finger, You Know.

All Right, Could You
Watch Them For A Second?

You Don't Have To Entertain,
Just Watch Them.

I'd Be Happy To.

Hi, Everybody.

My Balloon's
On The Floor.

Oh, Oh!

Don't Play With Those, Dear,
Please.

Those Are Not Toys.

Put Them Back,
Don't cr*ck Them, All Right?

Sorry.

That's All Right, Go Ahead.

You Tasted These Cookies?

Uh, No.

They're Flat.

I Thought This Was Supposed
To Be A Party.

I'm Sorry.

I've Had Matzo
That Tastes Better Than This.

Dr. Huxtable?

I Have An Idea For A Game
That We Can All Play.

What?

Let's Play "Find My Tricycle."

Hey, Dr. Huxtable.

I Think Somebody's Talking
On Your Telephone.

Talking On
My Telephone?

Hey, No,
No, Ma'am.

Please, Don't Touch--

Who Did You Call?

I Don't Know.

Hello?

Who Is This?

Ian?

Where Are You?

In London?

Hey, Hey, C'mon, C'mon.

Sit On The Sofa.

Sit On The Sofa.

Sit On The Sofa.

C'mon, C'mon.

You Have To Sit--

Sit On The Sofa.

C'mon.

Sit Down, Here.

Sit On, Sit On...

Sit On The Sofa.

Sit Down.

And You, Come Here.

Sit On The Sofa.

Sit On The Sofa.

Here We Go.

Okay.

Now, Here We Go.

Hey!

Sit On The Sofa.

Sit On The Sofa.

Is There Anyone Here

Who Can Do Something
That's Entertaining?

We Can.

Who?

Miss Mary Mack.

Okay, Let's See It.

Now, This Thing Is
A Mish-Mmm-Mary-Ma?

What's It Called?

Miss Mary Mack.

Would You Come
Around Here, Please?

I Want To See You A Second.

Here's What I Want.

Sit Down.

(Laughing)

Okay, Go Ahead.

♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪

♪ All Dressed In Black,
Black, Black ♪

♪ With Silver Buttons,
Buttons, Buttons ♪

♪ All Down Her Back... ♪

Wait A Minute.

Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait.

She's Got Silver Buttons
Down Her Back?

Yes.

Why?

So She Can Button Her Dress.

Go Ahead.

Mr. Huxtable?

Yes?

Could You Just Listen

And If You Have Something
To Tell Us

Could You Tell Us

After The Song?

♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪

♪ All Dressed In Black,
Black, Black ♪

♪ With Silver Buttons,
Buttons, Buttons ♪

♪ All Down Her Back,
Back, Back ♪

♪ She Asked Her Mother,
Mother, Mother ♪

♪ For Cents, Cents, Cents ♪

♪ To See The Elephants,
Elephants, Elephants ♪

♪ Jump Over The Fence,
Fence, Fence ♪

♪ They Jumped So High,
High, High ♪

♪ They Reached The Sky,
Sky, Sky ♪

♪ They Never Came Back,
Back, Back ♪

♪ Till The Fourth Of July,
Ly, Ly. ♪

Okay, What Do You
Have To Say?

Anybody Else
Can Entertain Here?

(Others Giggling)

Come On.

You Going To Entertain?

Now, Here.

What I Want You To Do,
Stand Right Here.

What Is Your Name?

Kentaro.

I'm Going To Make The Music,
And You...

What?

Dance.

Here We Go.

(Mimicking Band)

(Laughter)

Ladies And Gentlemen,
The Wonderful--

What's Your Name, Son?

Jonathan.

Jonathan Is Going To...

Sing!

Sing.

While Kentaro
Eats The Table.

Okay.

Here We Go.

♪ Rising Up ♪

♪ Back On The Street ♪

♪ Did My Time,
Took My Chances ♪

♪ Went The Distance,
Now I'm Back On My Feet ♪

♪ Just A Man
And His Will To Survive ♪

♪ So Many Times
It Happens Too Fast ♪

♪ You Trade
Your Passion For Glory ♪

♪ And The Grip On The Dreams
Of The Past ♪

♪ It's The Fight
Just To Stay Alive ♪

♪ It's The Eye Of The Tiger ♪

♪ It's The Thrill Of The Fight ♪

♪ Rising Up To The Challenge
Of A Rival ♪

♪ And The Last Known Survivor
st*lks His Prey In The Night ♪

♪ And He's Watching Us All
With The Eye... ♪

♪ Of The Tiger. ♪

C'mon, C'mon.

Great!

Wow, Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo.

(Giggling)

Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo Womp.

Stay On,
Stay On.

Here We Go.

Are You Ready?

(Mimicking A Band)

Whoops!

We Lost One.

Ha, Ha, Ha!

Okay, That's It For The Parade.

I'm Tired, Sit Down.

Sit Down, Everybody.

The Robot Is Tired.

All Right!

Who's Ready For...

"Bunny Birthday Party!"

(Cheering)

I'm So Happy You're Here.

Thank You Very Much.

I'm Going Upstairs For A Nap.

Please Don't Bother Me, At All.

Now I Can't Start The Tape
Till Everybody Yells "Roll 'Em."

So On Three, Okay?

One...

Two...

Three!

Roll 'Em!

(Music Playing)

Olivia, Did Denise Serve
Lunch Yet?

No, It's Not Ready.

I'm Going To Help Her, Okay?

Good, We're Starving.

Yeah.

Hey, I Saw This Already.

Me, Too.

Let's Do Something Else.

I Know What We Can Do.

What?

We Can Find My Tricycle.

Where Is It?

I Don't Know, They Hid It.

Let's Go Around And Look For It.

Be Quiet.

Follow Me.

He's Asleep.

Where Do We Look?

I Don't Know,
Look Everywhere.

Everybody Down.

It's Not Here, Let's Go.

Shh.

Denise:
Olivia, How's Everything
Going Out There?

Fine.

Quick, Sit Down!

The Food's Going
To Be Ready Soon.

Hope You Brought Your Appetite.

Okay, Minutes, All Right?

Hey, Let's Look
Down In The Basement.

Yeah.

Follow Me!

But You Have To Be Quiet.

My Tricycle Must Be
Down Here Somewhere.

Look Everywhere.

I Found Something.

My Tricycle?

No, A Cake.

My Birthday Cake!

I'm Not Eating
Anything In This House.

It Smells Like Real Sugar!

Now This Is Cake!

Let's Eat It!

We Have No Forks.

Who Needs Forks?

(Laughing And Giggling)

All Right, Here You Go, Denise.

(Gasping)

Spray Painted It, Oiled It.

This Thing Hasn't Looked
This Good Since Rudy Rode It.

That's Great.

I Can't Believe It,
Look At The Streamers.

Oh, She's Going To Go Wild.

How's It Going?

Get This, Right.

Mom And Dad Didn't Think
The Kids Would Like My Cake

So They Went And Bought
Another Chocolate Cake

Kids Found It In The Basement

Stuffed Their Faces With It.

I Had To Find Them,
Stop Them!

Brought Them Upstairs,
Gave Them My Food

I Couldn't Believe It,
They Loved It Even More.

Where Are They Now?

Follow Me.

They Got A Little Too Active

And They Just Fell Asleep.

Welcome To Our Slumber Party.

Honey, Wake Olivia.

Her Present's In The Kitchen.

Hey, Miss Birthday Girl?

Huh?

Want To Come
Get Your Present?

My Tricycle?

Oh, I Don't Know.

You Have To Come See.

I'll Stay With The Kids.

Don't Take Your Eyes
Off Them For A Second

They're Dangerous
Even In Their Sleep.

Okay.

Get Ready.

Close Your Eyes.

Ta-Dah!

There It Is.

It's Not The One In The Picture.

Well, It's Not That One

But It's Still Really Nice.

It's Not The One In The Picture.

You Got This Neat, Chrome Bell.

And You Got These Great
Colorful Ribbons

And Look At This Great
Seat Here.

It Looks Old.

Well, It Is Old.

You Know Who
Used To Ride This?

Vanessa Used To
Ride This, And Rudy.

They Did?

Uh-Huh.

Know Why We're
Giving It To You?

'Cause You're Part
Of This Family Now, Too.

Help Her, Hon.

There You Go.

(Making Car Noises)

I Like It!

Yeah?

All Right!

Thank You, Daddy,
Thank You, Denise.

And This Bike Is Better
Than Any New Bike

'Cause This Bike
Has Miles On It.

It's Been There And Back

And Will Be There Again.

Can I Ride In The Living Room?

All Right, But Don't
Run Over Your Friends.

I Won't.

Oh, I Have So Much To Clean Up.

I'll Help You
With That Later.

I Want You To Sit Down,
Come Here.

Oh Gosh, What
A Long Day.

I'm So Exhausted.

You Really Pulled
This Off, Denise.

You Made This Day
So Special For Olivia.

Oh, Thanks.

She Is Never, Ever Going
To Forget This Birthday.

You Spent So Long, All Week,
Working On It.

And You Know, It Really
Touches Me To See

How Much You Care For Her.

I Know I Don't Have
To Say This, But--

Olivia Feels
So Close To You.

You Do Such Incredible
Things For Her.

She And I Are Very Lucky
To Have You In Our Lives.

Never In
My Wildest Dreams

Could I Imagine

That It Would Be
This Wonderful.

I Love You Very Much.

I Love You.
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