07x10 - You Can Go Home Again

[bunniefuu]

Aha!

Aha.

(Giggling)

Those Grapes.

Give Me Those Grapes.

I Want The Grapes.

(Screaming)

Fun Is Fun, Denise,
But I Want Those Grapes.

Forget It.

I'll Feed Them
To You.

Okay.

Okay.

Open Your Mouth.
Open Your Mouth.

Close Your Eyes.

Ping.

(Growling)

My Woman.

Oh, Martin.

Isn't This Wonderful?

Yes.

Just You And Me.

Don't You Love It?

Yes, And I Love You.

I Love Your Parents
For Taking Everybody Out.

Yes.

Finally, We're Home.

Oh, Man, I Thought We'd
Never See Brooklyn Again.

But You Know, No Matter
How Nice A Trip You Had

It's Always Good To Be Home.

You Don't Have To Talk To Me.

I Don't Have To Talk To You.

That's The Way
I Prefer It, All Right?

If A Person
Was Driving A Car

And The Gas Gauge Needle
Moved To "E"

And The Little Light Came On

That Would Be A Clear Indication
To Some Thinking Individual

That Perhaps The Gas t*nk
Is On Empty.

First I Have To Hear About This
In The Car.

Now I'm Going To Hear About It
In The House.

And I Told You That I Know
When The Light Goes On "E"

That I Have Another Miles.

We Only Went Miles.

The Car Owes Me
Another Three Miles.

Face It Dad,
It Was Empty.

It Sputtered, It d*ed
And You k*lled It.

The Car Would Have Made It
If It Wasn't For You All.

Us?

Yes.

I Told You Not To Take
All That Luggage.

And Then You Bought
All Those Souvenirs

And Every Time You All Went
Into A Restaurant

You Ate , Pieces Of Food

And Made
The Car Too Heavy.

You're Lucky It Wasn't
An Airplane

Because When It's In Trouble

They Will Jettison
Everything Off The Plane

That Isn't Absolutely Necessary.

I Love You All.

I Let You Stay In The Car.

So You're Saying
You Saved Our Lives?

Yes, Because I Love My Family,
And I'm A Wonderful Person.

You're Also
Very Silly.

And You All Are Not
Very Nice To Me

After I Brought You
To Safety.

I Bet You
Any Amount Of Money

I Can Drive Miles
If You Are Not With Me.

Hello, Martin, Denise.

How Was Your Weekend?

They're Back, Martin.
It's Over.

Tell The Truth.

You Guys Had A Good Time.

All Right, We Wouldn't
Be Crushed

If You Went Back
To Mystic Seaport

For Another Night.

I Wouldn't Drive Them
From Here To The Mailbox.

Oh, Please, You Probably
Don't Have Enough Gas

To Get There Either.

Did You Run Out
Of Gas Again?

Look, I Want To Talk To You
About Something.

Martin.

Yes, Sir?

The Early Navigators,
My Boy.

I Bought
Some Maps Here.

Pull That Out.

Now, Look At How
They Charted

And Look At How
They Drew The World.

Now, Denise, Check This Out.

You Can See That
Before They Took Off

This Is Their Idea Of What
The World Looked Like To Them.

Then They Would
Get Off The Ship

And See Some Natives
Or Something...

You're Not Going
To Get Me!

Okay, So I Lied.

Give Me Those Lips.

Rudy:
♪ Da-Da-Da-Dum ♪

♪ Da-Da-Da-Dum ♪

♪ Da-Da-Da-Dum! ♪

Rudy!

Scared You, Huh?

Yeah.

It's From The Aquarium.

Get Out Before
I Harpoon You.

Relax, Relax, Just A Little Bit
Of Shark Humor.

♪ Da-Da-Da-Dum. ♪

Would You Go?!

(Sighing)

Didn't We Have
The Best Weekend?

Yes, It Was Great.

Wouldn't You Like It
To Be That Way

Every Time
You Came Home?

Of Course.

Martin, Let's Get
Our Own Apartment.

We Had The Chance
To Get Base Housing.

You Got Cold Feet.

That Was A Year Ago.

I'm Ready Now.

Well, I'm All For It.

It Will Be Another Year
Before Base Housing Opens Up.

Let's Get An Apartment
Here In Brooklyn.

Yahhh!

Rudy!

Get Out!

Okay, Okay, Okay.

Let's Get
The Classifieds.

Rudy:
Yahhh!

(Denise Screaming)

Martin And Denise:
Rudy!

(Ring)

Huxtable Residence.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

The Lady We Called
About That Apartment.

What Does
"Unique Two-Bedroom" Mean?

What?

The Other Bedroom

Is Across The Street?

Okay, Thank You.

What?

What Does That Mean?

Look, Denise

I've Got To Go
Pick Up Olivia.

Let's Not Get
Discouraged.

We Will Find Something
Within Our Means.

And Do You Know Why?

Because We're Navy.

I'm Navy, You're Navy.

We Have
A Navy Baby.

Like Those Guys In Your
Father's Nautical Maps--

We Keep Going Until We Hit Land.

Who Discovered The New World?

Not The Air Force, Not The Army.

It Was The Navy.

The Blue And Gold!

Blue And Gold!

Blue And Gold!
Navy!

Blue And Gold!

All Right!

All Right.

Now What Was That About?

We're Looking

For An Apartment.

Honey, You Know That You All
Can Stay Here

As Long As You Like.

It's Time.

Martin And I Made Up Our Minds.

It's Just That

The Prices In These Papers
Are Crazy.

You Want Me To Get You
Another Paper?

Martin And I Want
To Get Out Of Here.

We're Trapped.

We're Prisoners Here
Until I Don't Know When.

No, Wait, Wait!

Look, It's Not Just
In The Papers, Honey.

There Are Other Ways
To Find Apartments.

What Do You Mean?

For Instance, I Know Of A Man
Who Found An Apartment

Rent Control

Eight-Bedroom Apartment
For $ A Month, Yes.

Are You Being For Real?

You've Got To Talk To People.

Talk To The Pizza Boy

Whose Father Works
In The Boiler Room

And Knows A Guy
Who Delivers A Paper

To The -Year-Old Man

Who's Been In The Apartment
For Years.

He Wants To Go To Florida

So He Wants
To Sublease

And Then You Get It For $ .

You Have To Talk To People.

You Have To Get Out
And Circulate.

What If You Don't Know
A Pizza Delivery Guy?

You Could Talk To Anybody.

You've Got
To Circulate.

Get Yourself
Out There.

Okay, All Right.

I'll Circulate.

Go Get 'Em!

Go Get 'Em!

I'm Just Going To Throw
These Papers Out In The Trash.

Maybe If I Lock Them Out,
They'll Stay Out.

Dr. Huxtable

Why Are Daddy And Denise
Looking For An Apartment?

Oh, They're Looking
For A New Home For You.

What's Wrong With Here?

Well, Sooner Or Later

People Have To Find
Their Own Home.

It's Like The Law Of Nature.

I Want To Live Here Forever.

That's Right.

I Want To Grow Up Here
And I Want To Get Married Here.

No, Dear,
You Don't Want To Do That.

Yes, So You And Mrs. Huxtable
Won't Be Lonely.

Trust Me.

Mrs. Huxtable And I
Will Not Be Lonely.

Yes, You Will.

I Said We Won't.

We've Worked Hard

To Try And Get These Children
Out Of This House.

I'm Not Leaving.

If You Want To Go, Fine.

I'm Not Going Anywhere.

This Is My House.

Good.

Then Can We Work Together?

Well, I Guess
If You Put It That Way.

What Did You Have In Mind?

I'll Be A Doctor, Just Like You.

Oh, Really?

We'll Share Your Office

And Go To The Hospital Together
Where They Grow The Babies.

We'll Take Your Car,
But I'll Drive.

You Seem To Have This
All Worked Out.

Sure Do.

You Deliver The Babies,
Then I'll Take Care Of Them.

We'll Make

Mucho Dinero.

Well, Listen, You Know My Rule.

Anybody In This House
That Brings A Paycheck Can Stay.

Deal, Doctor.

Deal, Doctor.

Yeah, You Can Stay Here.

Matter Of Fact

You're The Only One
Who Can Stay Here.

Well, How Did It Go?

Awful.
Not Bad.

Oh, I See.

We Looked
At Six Apartments

Including
This Penthouse.

This "Penthouse"
Is A Converted Pigeon Coop.

Cinder Blocks And Plumbing
On Top Of The Building.

I Don't Understand The Ads
People Put In The Newspaper

And This Was The Best.

I'm Sorry.

I Have Two Days Left
Of My Leave.

I'm Tired And I Would Like
To Visit With My Daughter.

They Weren't That Bad.

He's Just Tired.

Hey, Denise, I Found A Place.

What? Where? How Much?

Oh, I Don't Know.

The Guy At The Espresso Stand

Was Complaining
About His Wife's Psychic.

See, She Had Predicted

That They Would Move
Into This Place In Brooklyn

But The Guy Didn't Want To Move
To Brooklyn

So It's Still Available.

She Said That She Saw Something

That Was Very Unique
And Really Cheap

And In Her Vision

She Almost Saw
A Great View Of The River.

Hey, Here's The Address.

This Is Great.

Check This Out.

Thank You.

If Martin Asks Where I Went

Tell Him I Went To Find A Place
And To Get My Palm Read.

She Almost Saw
A Great View Of The River?

I Think Her Vision Was Blocked
By A Big, Brick Bakeshop.

Yes! Yes!

It's Mine! It's Mine!

Yes! Yes!

It's Mine!

I Told You About
All That Sugar, Didn't I?

Pardon Me

But This Is Not Your Room.

Yes, It Is.

Excuse Me.

Maybe I'm Getting Old

But The Room
That You're Assigned To

Is Down The Hallway.

Let Me Refresh
Your Memory.

Sit Down, Sit Down.

Yeah, Help Me.

True Or False?

When Theo Moved Out

You Said That I Would Get
My Own Room.

True.

Butdenise And Martin

Moved In

And I'm In The Room With Olivia.

True.

Then You Said
When Vanessa Went To College

I Would Get My Own Room, Again.

True, But

I Didn't Know That Cousin Pam
Was Going To Live With Us.

I'll Make A Deal With You, Dad.

See, If You Give Me
This Room...

Yes?

I'll Forget Everything.

Here.

What Is This?

It's A Lease.

A Lease For What?

For The Room.

You Have Rent Money?

Money?

Think About It.

The Psychic Said

That This Place
Is Very Special.

The Man Who Owns This

Custom-Designed
The Whole Interior.

Oh, And He Was A Navy Man

So That's Why I Thought
We Would Like It.

Well, Now,
We Mustn't Prejudge This.

Come On,
Let's Keep An Open Mind.

So, According
To The Floor Plan...

Oh, Well, We're
In The Living Room.

And I Just Do A Little
Something Like This...

Here's Our Dining Room.

This Whispers
"Martin And Denise"?

It's Not
The Amount Of Space.

It's What We Do With It.

This Will Be Our Place.

We Can Hang Pictures
And Scatter Plants Around.

It Will Be A Whole New Thing.

What Kind Of Thing?

The Psychic Said This Would Be
Your First Reaction.

Did The Psychic Say

This Would Be
My Second Reaction?

Hey, Hey, Come On!

You're The One
Who Told Me To Go Out

And Said, "We Won't Stop
Until We Hit Land."

Well, This Is Land.

Okay, You're Right.

You're Absolutely Right.

Show Me The Rest.

Okay.

This Is Where We Sleep.

And Where Does Olivia Sleep?

Oh, I Just Pull This Out
Like This.

Olivia Sleeps In A Drawer?!

This Is Not A Drawer.

It's A Bed Nook.

Look!

Aren't These Portholes Adorable?

Yes, Adorable.

And I Suppose

That This
Is Our Wonderful Kitchen.

Now, Dear,
It's A Galley.

You Know, Experts Say

That People Walk
An Extra Three Miles

Because Of The Inefficiency
Of The Modern Kitchen.

Think Of All The Time
We Will Be Saving

And That We Could Spend
With Olivia.

(Gasps)

And Our Company.

Company?

Company?!

Yes, Our Company.

Come On, There's Room.

The Owner Raised
Three Children Here.

Three Children Slept Here.

Where?

Well, One.

Okay...

Two.

What?

Oh.

What Happens If You Get Hungry
During The Night?

Do You Fold The Kid Up?

You Know, Martin

I Don't Think
I Like Your Attitude.

All Right.

What Is This Thing?

What Do You Mean,
What Is That?

That's A Shower,
Martin.

In The Middle

Of The Living Room?!

It Is Not
The Living Room

When You Do This.

Come On, That's Clever!

Denise, I Have Seen Enough.

I'm Ready To Go.

Martin, It's Only Temporarily.

You're Temporarily Crazy
If You Think I'm Living Here.

You Have No Imagination!

And You Have No Sense.

Oh...

Ah!

Excuse Me.

Can I Get You Anything?

No, Thanks.

Want A Bite?

No, Thank You.

Want A Sip?

No, Thanks.

Stop It,
Stop It.

Oh, Are We
Amusing You Guys?

I Beg Your Pardon?

Yes, You Are.

You And The Refrigerator
That Folds Down Into A Bed.

Wake Up Early In The Morning,
Take A Shower

And Then Sit Down
On Your Stove.

You Guys Should Have Seen
Our First Place.

It Was Beautiful,
Wasn't It, Cliff?

A Large, One-Bedroom...

Yes, It Was.

Completely Furnished...

With A Spiral Staircase.

And A Terrace.

Please.

Your Mother And I, Newly Married

Decided That We
Would Rent A House.

Went To The Realtor.

The Man Had Drawings
Of Five Houseboats.

We Wanted To Put Down
The Whole Year's Rent

In Front Of The Man

And Then...

(Laughing)

What?

We Got To The Houseboat
Around : That Night.

Had A Lovely Night.

And A Very Short One.

At Five Minutes To :

There Was This...

(Blubbering)

And The Bed Moved
And Things Went Across...

(Blubbering)

I Ran To The Window,
Pulled Back The Curtain

And There Was The Whirling Blade
Of A Helicopter.

And The People

Are Sitting
This Far Away From Us.

With Their Newspapers.

There Are Six People
Somewhere

Who Know What Your Mother
Looks Like.

So, You're Still Here.

We're Sorry, Rudy.

You Didn't Try.

Now I Have To Go Back Up
To That Room

And Live
With That Four-Year-Old.

She Says She's Going
To Live Here Forever.

You Better Watch It.

You Got One Angry Shark
Up There.