07x13 - It's Your Move

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Cosby Show". Aired: September 20, 1984 – April 30, 1992.*
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
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07x13 - It's Your Move

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Hey, Who's Winning Over There?

I Don't Know,
But I'm Just Getting Ready

To Send A Friend
To The Boneyard Here.

Oh, Whacko.

You Better Hope I Don't
Draw A Double Five.

Ah! sh**t!

Don't Waste Your Energy
Or My Time

Because I Got
The Stomper Right Here.

Why Do You Want
To Do That?

Don't Eat All
Of That Dessert.

Your Mother's
Working Late

So Save Some, Please.

Big Game On Sunday,
Huh, Fellas?

Yes, And Some Of These Fools
Sitting At This Table

Think The Giants Will Stomp
All Over The Eagles.

These Fools Believe The Giants
Are Going To The Super Bowl.

When Do You Want Us
To Come Over?

Come Over?

What Time?

I'm Sorry.

The Huxtable Stadium

Is Sold Out

Unless You All Want To Work
The Refreshment Stand.

I'll Bring The Hoagies.

And I Will Bring
The Orange Sodas.

It Seems As Though
Two Seats Just Opened Up.

I Thought They Would.

But They're Somewhere
Behind The Couch.

Behind The Couch?

We'll Bring Plenty
Of Potato Chips.

I'll Bring Bean Dip.

You Bring Bean Dip

And You're Going To Sit
Where People Sit

Who Eat Bean Dip.

I Tell You What.

Two Seats Just Opened Up
On The Sofa Beside Me.

I Wish I Could Be Here
With You.

Nobody's Talking To You

Mr. "I Have Tickets
On The -Yard Line."

Hey, I Can't Help It.

My Girl's Dad Got Us Comps.

I'm Not Going To Turn Them Down

But I'll Be With You...
In Spirit.

Sondra:
Elvin, I'm Here.

The Call To Glory.

I Shall Return.

Sondra:
Nancy, Don't Worry.

Everything Will
Work Out Great.

I Hope So.

We'll See You
On Sunday.

Okay. You Guys
Are So Sweet.

Hi, Elvin.

Bye.

Say Hello
To Walter For Me.

What Are We Doing Sunday?

Nancy And Walter Found
An Affordable Apartment In Soho

And We're Helping Them Move.

Sondra, Why Did You Make
A Commitment Like That

Without Checking
With Me First?

I'm Sorry, Sweetheart.

Could You Help Nancy
And Walter Move On Sunday?

I Know You're Watching
A Football Game.

It's Not Any Football Game.

This Is The Clash
Of The Titans.

Didn't They Clash Last Week?

Those Were Different Titans.

Why Do They Have
To Move On A Sunday?

Walter's A Man.

He Should Know Better.

They'll Have To Pay
An Extra Month's Rent.

Don't They Have Other Friends?

Yes, And They Will Be There.

It Won't Take More
Than Two Hours.

We Have To Leave By : .

Remember, They Were Kind Enough
To Help Us Move.

Yes, But We Were
Considerate Enough

Not To Move
During Football Season.

(Knocking)

Come In. It's Open.

Honey, They're
Not Even Packed.

Thank Goodness
You Guys Showed Up.

Hi, Guys.

It Is So Good To Know
Who Your Real Friends Are.

What Happened
To Scott And Renee?

They Were Up All Night
With The Baby.

My Brother Joe
Was Called Into Work

At The Last Minute.

So, Walter, Who Does That Leave?

Us.

As In The Four Of Us?

That's It.

We'll Be With You
In Just A Minute.

Honey, This Is
A Play-Off Game.

I Can't Miss It.

Everyone Else Bailed Out.

Why Don't We?

Elvin, We Are Already Here.

Why Don't I Tell Them
You Have Walking Pneumonia?

Act Like Your Lungs
Are Full Of Fluid.

Okay, I'll Do It.

We Are Not Going
To Desert Our Friends

For Some Football Game.

Guys, I Made Coffee.

Is Decaf Okay?

Great.

I Come Here
To Do Real Work

They Give Me
Fake Coffee.

Shall We Get Started?

Walter, Am I Mistaken

Or Do We Still Have
A Bit Of Packing To Do?

It's Not Much.

We Should Be Finished
By Dinnertime.

Dinnertime.

Let Me See Here.

I Think We Need
A Little More Tape

A Few More Boxes
And A Little More Help.

I'll Be Right Back.

Elvin, Wait!

Elvin, Where Are You Going?

I Am Getting
Reinforcements.

I'm Getting Your Dad,
Theo And Martin.

I Expect You Guys Here
In Minutes.

Just Try To Talk Them
Out Of Taking Half That Stuff.

Hey, Dr. Huxtable!

All Right!

Supplies For The Game.

Listen, A Buddy Of Mine

Drove All The Way Up
From Atlantic City

Just To Bring These Hoagies
From The White House.

My Boy.

Oh, No, No, No.

Not Until The Game.

Not Till The Game.

I'm On My Way.

Dad, Thank You For Letting Me
Borrow Your Stadium Blanket.

Hey, Hoagies!

You Can't Touch Those.

For The People In This Stadium.

At Your Stadium,
You Go

To The Concession Stand,
Get The Foot-Long Hot Dogs

And When You Get To Your Seat,
They'll Be Frozen.

(Doorbell Rings)

That's Cool.

My Brothers, How Are You?

That Was A Fast Move, Elvin.

Well, It Could Be.

Everybody Who Was Supposed To Be
In On This Move Dropped Out.

Normally I'd Be Worried,
But I'm Not

Because I Know
I Have My Brothers.

This Brother Sympathizes
With You

But I Got Some Seats...

Hey, Elvin, You Need Me,
I'm There.

Come On, Theo.

All Right,
But I'm Warning You, Elvin.

: , I Vaporize.

Come On, Brothers.

Dad, You Want To Help?

Okay.

Do I Want To Help Him
Move His Friends?

No, Indeed.

I Have Friends Of My Own.

They're All Moved In.

Ah! Not Until The Game.

Not Till The Game.

He Didn't Say What Game.

I'm Back.

Hi, Elvin.
Hey.

Tape, Boxes And My Brothers.

Guys, Come On.

Nancy:
Theo, Martin,
How Are You?

Hey, Fellas.

I Just Passed
A Mountain Goat.

Hey, Walt.

With Your Help,
We Should Be Out Of Here By...

Noon. These Guys Are Fast.

What Should We Do?

Pack Those Boxes
With Stuff.

Those Have To Be Wrapped
In Newspaper.

Oh, Sorry.

Theo, You Know Better Than That.

They Have To Be Wrapped
Individually.

Now Give Me Those.

Guys, Let's Take This Table
Down To The Truck.

Martin, Let's Go!

Guys, Come On.

Sorry, Nancy.

Nothing's Broke.

Let's Get This Down
On The Truck.

Watch The Door.
Watch The Door.

I See It.

Ohh, I Thought I Saw It.

Oh, Theo, Wait.

You Want Me To Put
These Towels In Newspaper Too?

No. The Towels Go
In The Box Marked "L.C."

For Linen Closet.

And The Clothes Go
In The Box Marked "B.R."

For Bedroom.

Okay, I'll Do Whatever
You Say Until : .

Martin, You Can't Put
The Toiletries In

With The Kitchen Utensils.

They're Going To The Same Place.

What Are You Doing?

I'm Packing.

No, No, You Just Can't
Dump Those In There.

They Have To Be Sorted
And Wrapped Properly.

See How Walter's
Doing It.

Walter.

Could I See You
For A Minute?

Guys, Meeting.

Walter, We Want To See
That Football Game Today.

If We Individually
Wrap Every Item

We'll Be Here
Till Christmas.

I See Your Point.

Let Me See
What I Can Do, Okay?

All:
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.

Honey, Do You Think
We Can Separate This Stuff Later

When We Get There?

If We Do It Now,
It Will Be Easier

At The Other End.

I See Your Point.

You Heard Her.

Don't You Want
To See The Game?

Yeah.

Why Did You Move Today?

I Wanted To Move Saturday,
But We Visited Her Mother.

How Come Her Mother
Isn't Helping?

'Cause She's Probably
At Home Watching The Game.

Okay, Guys,
I Made My Decision.

We're Going
To Get Out Of Here

And We're Going
To Get Out Of Here On Time.

Let's Pack.

All:
Break!

Theo:
Move, Move, Move.

Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

Hi, Sweetie.

Dr. Huxtable Made Me
Chief Of Refreshments.

What Does That Mean?

That Means Whatever He Wants
To Drink Or Eat

He Has To Get It
From Me.

Are You Enjoying The Game?

Yes.

Did You Play Football?

No, I Was A Majorette.

What's A Majorette?

A Majorette Is A Pretty Girl

In A Lovely Skirt Who Marches
In Front Of The Band

Twirling Her Baton.

What's A Baton?

A Pretty Stick.

I've Seen Those.

Let Me Show You
What I Did.

Start At The End
Of The Field.

And The Whistle Would Blow.

(Imitating Drum Major Whistle)

And We'd March On.

Knees Up.

Smiling.

Come On, Olivia.

Knees Up.

And Throw That Baton.

And Throw That Baton!

And...Stop!

Now You Do Your Fanfare.

And The Routine Begins.

Leg Grabs.

Toss And Catch Behind Your Back.

Toss And Turn Around.

Under One Leg.

Two-Hand Spin And Catch.

And Finish!

Look At All Those People,
Mrs. Huxtable.

They Love You.

They Do.

Take It Away, Olivia.

Toss It Under One Leg
And Catch It.

Now Catch It
Behind Your Back.

There You Go.

There You Go.

Olivia, You Make
A Terrific Majorette.

No, I Already
Have A Football Job.

Oh, Yeah, What's That?

Doctor Crusher--
Middle Linebacker.

(Growling)

(Growling Louder)

(Growling)

Here We Go,
Let's Get The Sofa.

Wait, Martin.

Five Minutes Till The Game.

By The Time We Finish Moving,
We'll Blow The Entire Game.

Where's Sondra?

They Went For Boxes.

We Should Have Sent Them
For Food.

I Haven't Eaten.

I'll Be Back.

Going For Food?

Who Cares About Food?

I'm Going To The Truck
To Get The Television Set.

The Picture's
Full Of Snow.

Something's Wrong
With Your Cable.

Oh, I Forgot,
The Service Was Stopped.

Walter!

All Right,
Let's Not Panic.

Have You Got
Rabbit Ears?

A Coat Hanger?

Yeah.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Martin:
No, No, A Little
To The Left.

Lift That Foot Again.

We're Getting It, Hold It.

Look At The Size
Of That Crowd.

Will You Look At This Guy
With Four Hot Dogs.

It's Probably Theo.

It Is Theo.

Theo!

Theo, My Man!

Oh, There We Go,
There We Go.

Interception.

Walter, Hold
Your Leg Up.

There's A Replay.

You Okay, Walt?

Oh, Great, Guys.

Uh-Oh,
Wife Alert.

Let's Wrap Something.

You Want Me
To Help?

Don't Move.

Elvin, What Are You Doing?

What Do You Mean,
What Am I Doing?

I'm Packing.

You're Wrapping
Paper Plates?

Yeah, They're Kind
Of Delicate, See.

And What
Are You Doing?

I'm The Antenna.

Look, Would You Guys
Move The Sofa?

We're Going
To Move It, Honey

Just As Soon As
We Finish Packing.

Walter?

The Power Must Be Out.

They Were Two Days Late
Turning It On

And Two Hours Early
Turning It Off.

Would You Guys
Move The Sofa, Please?

No Hurry Now.

Hold It, Hold It.

Refreshment Stand.

Yeah.

Reserved Seats.

Hoagies.
Hoagies.

Let's Hit It.

Go.

Hey, What's The Score?

Tied -All.

How Did
The Moving Go?

We Got Everything
Out Of The Old Apartment.

We Got The Truck

Parked Outside.

What Did You Do
With The Women?

We Got Separated On The Way
To The New Apartment.

And It Wasn't Easy.

Yeah, That Sondra
Is A Very Aggressive Driver.

Who Are You?

Walter.

So You Ditched
The Women?

We Said We'd Meet Them
But Not When.

We'll Say We Had To Get Gas,
Which We Will.

And Got Stuck In Traffic.

Which We'll Find.

That Should Take Care
Of The Second Half.

These Guys Are Pretty
Slick, Aren't They?

I Think You Better
Tell Your Friend

That Unless He's Ready
To Cash In His Insurance Policy

Leave My Food Alone.

That's Walter, Dad.

He's Nice.

It's A Reverse.

There He Goes...

First Down.

Uh, Hey, Martin,
You See, I Told You

The Moment
We Got Separated

They'd Know
To Look For Us Here.

Peach Blossom

I Had Nothing
To Do With This.

She Told Me
You Would Be Here

But I Said,
"No, My Husband's Driving.

He Knows His Duty."

And I Told Her

More Than Two Men In A Car
Is A Car Full Of Children.

I Married

The Ringleader.

Since We're Here,
Let's Watch The Game.

If We Keep The Truck Any Longer,
We'll Have To Pay A Penalty.

All Right, Muffin.

You Guys Go Ahead
In The Truck

And We'll Follow
Behind In The Car.

Nice Try, Elvin,
But I'm Driving The Truck.

And I Am Driving
The Children.

Guys, Come On,
Let's Go.

I'm Sorry.

Let's Just Do It.

I'll Make A Tape Of This
For You Guys, Okay?

Walter.

What?

My Name Is Walter.

Who Cares?

Whoa.

What's The Score?

It's Tied -All.

Eagles Ball, Third And Seven.

They're Going To Pass.

No, They're Going To Run.

It's Third And Seven, Honey.

They're Going To Pass.

No, He's Going To Run.

Sportscaster:
It's A Draw Play--

Ran It Right Up The Middle.

Told You.

Dad, You Got It?

It's All Set.

They Didn't Want To Hear
The Score

So We Couldn't Listen
To The Radio.

They Did Work Hard.

They Do Deserve A Snack.

Any Hoagies Left?

Plenty.

How About It?

Both:
Thanks.

Say, Listen.

I've Got To Tell You
About The Third Quarter.

No, No, No!

Shh!

Yo, Was That A Game Or What?

Did You See..?

All:
Shh! No!

Don't Say Anything To Them.

This Guy Unger Is Incredible.

What Is He?

He's ' ", .

Hey, I Saw This Game.

The Eagles Won To .

Oh.

Daddy And The Guys Tried All Day
Not To Hear The Score.

Sorry.

Well, That Was Fun.

That's All Right.

Daddy Loves You Anyway.

Let's Go Get
Something To Eat, Guys.

Aren't You Guys

Watching The Game?

Nah, Game's
Not Important.

You Know What's
Important, Honey?

You're Important.

You Too.

So Is Denise.

Having Dinner
With Family And Friends.

That's What's Important.

What About The Tape?

Olivia Kind Of Ruined It
For Us.

She Told Us That
The Eagles Won To .

To ?

(Mumbling)

What?

What?

I Told Her To Tell You
A Phony Score.

That's Not Even Funny.

Oh, Come On.

His Name Is Walter,
And He Belongs To Me.

You Poor Woman.
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