07x14 - Theo's Final Final

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Clair:
Cliff.

Hey.

What Are You Doing?

Cooking A Little Breakfast
For My Son

Studying For His Final Exam.

Let Me See.

I Just Closed The Door...

Open It.

Don't Want...

Cliff.

A Dozen Chocolate
Devil's Food Doughnuts

For Breakfast?

Yeah, But...

One With A Bite?

You've Been Munching?!

That's What You See,
And That's All You See.

You See Chocolate
And Devil's Food

But There's Bran
In Those Doughnuts.

What Were You Going
To Wash This Bran Down With?

Orange Juice.

Orange Juice
In The Refrigerator?

Yes, Orange Juice.

Is This The Orange Juice?

A Lot More
Pigmentation To It.

Oh, Look At That.

It Says Chocolate Milk.

Vitamin D.

Cliff, You Should
Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

Using Theo At The Most
Stressful Time In His Life.

You Know He's Preparing
For A Make-Up Final.

You Use Him To Cover
Your Inability

To Discipline Yourself.

This Is Vitamin D And Bran.

It's Healthy.

You're Sad.

You Are Very Sad

And It's Going
Out Of Here Today.

Potato Chips, Cliff?

Iron.

Morning.

Good Morning, Son.

I Was Studying So Late

I Don't Know
What Time I Went To Sleep.

I Love That.

You Remember Those Days?

I Certainly Do.

I Wanted To Show You

The Studying's Paying Off.

One "A"
And Two B-Pluses.

All Right.

Have A Doughnut, Son.

Hey, Thanks, Mom.

Clair:
Just For You.

Theo:
All Right.

That Chocolate Milk?

That's Just
For You Too.

You Guys Are Great.
Thanks.

I Want You To Know

That You're
Looking At A Man

Who's One Grade Away
From Making The Dean's List.

May I Put This
On My Lab Jacket

And Wear It
Around The Hospital?

Before You Start
Putting Things On Display

I Have One More Final--

A Make-Up Exam In Economics.

Yeah, But Listen, Man.

You're Hot,
You're On A Roll Now.

But This Is Economics.

This Is My Toughest Subject.

You Know Make-Up Exams
Are Always Harder.

I've Got This Professor,
Professor C.G. Stein.

We Call Him Dr. Flunkenstein.

First Day Of Class,
He Said To Us

"I'm Failing Everybody Now
To Avoid The June Rush."

At Hillman, I Had
A Bio-Chem Professor

Called Dr. Death.

Dr. Death...

Dad, Dad.

This Is My Life, Okay?

I Think I Got Him Pegged.

See, You're Looking
At A Psychology Major.

Now Flunkenstein,
He's A Type-A Guy...

Very Intense, Yet He Masquerades
As A Type-B Guy...

Casual Yet Condescending.

Understand, The Man Is
Inconsistently Consistent.

I Got Him Pegged.

But You Do Look
A Little Tired.

That's Okay, Mom,
'Cause I'm In Control.

I Realize That To Get
What I Want From Life

I Got To Push For It.

This Is What
I Want.

Making The Dean's List

Will Look Great On My Record

'Cause I've Got To Compete
With Every Other Graduate.

But I'm Focused.

I'm A Camera.

I Zoom In

Aim, And I sh**t.

See You Later.

Clair:
Don't Forget These.

This Is For You.

Thank You.

And This Is For You Too.

Your Father Bought All Of This
Just For You.

Hey, Dad,
You're Great.

Thanks A Lot.

Where Are You Going?

Huh?

Where Are You Going?

Seeing My Son To The Door...

No, You're Not, Darling.

You're Going To Have
Carrot Juice

With Celery And Sprouts.

Drink What?!

Sit Down!

I Don't Like This House.

Look, It's Theo.

He Has Missed Every Party

And Now He's Missing
His Own.

Thanks A Lot, Lucy.

Come On,
Don't Sweat It.

Hey, We'll Save You
Some Pizza.

If We See Any Women,
We'll Get Their Numbers.

Like He's Going
To Have Time To Date.

My Man Is Going
For The Dean's List.

Number One!

Wow, I Wish I Had Someone
To Rub The Back Of My Neck.

Okay.

Danny, I Have Finished My Dip.

Open Your Mouth.

Oh...Mmm...Oh.

I Would Love
To Have Someone

Feed Me Dip.

Okay.

Thank You,
But It's Not The Same.

Hey, Come On.

Focus, Theo, Focus.

Yeah, Right,
Priorities.

Yes.

I'd Better Make
The Dean's List.

I Have To Go.

I'll See You Later.

Where's My Kiss?

Oh, Right Here.

Don't Even Think About It.

Excuse Me.

Can I Borrow Your Sugar?

Sure.

Thank You.

Uh...

Thank You.

You're Welcome.

Here You Go.

Thank You.

Thank You.

You Use Sugar In Your Tea.

Yes, I Do.

What A Coincidence!

I Use Sugar
In My Tea Too.

See?

Tea, Sugar.

I See.

Do You Use Milk Or Lemon?

Neither.

Me Neither Too.

Good Tea.

Yes. Good Tea,
Good Conversation.

Yes.

I'm Teo.

I Mean Theo.

And I'm Cheryl.

Ah, Cheryl,
That's A Lovely Accent.

Where Are You From?

Barbados.

I'm An Exchange Student.

Ah, Beautiful Barbados.

Oh, You've Been There?

Well, No.

But Maybe You Can
Tell Me About It Sometime.

It Would Have To Be Soon.

I'm Going Home Tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

How About Tonight?

Uh, I Can't.

Economics.

That's All Right.

We'll Go Dutch.

Dutch? Oh, No.

No, I Have A Final
In Economics.

What A Shame.

It Would Have Been Nice.

Yeah, It Would Have Been
More Than Nice.

I Better Go Now.

So Soon?

Yeah.

Well, Perhaps Someday
You'll Get To Barbados

And Look Me Up.

Perhaps.

Bye Now.

Bye Now.

Is That The Spot?

That's The One.

The Spot.

Hey.

Mom, Thank You For Dinner.

I'm On The "A" Train.

Wait A Minute.

Are You Finished

Studying?

Yeah.

Guys, Let Me Share Something
With You, Okay?

It's Kind Of Silly

But I've Been Letting
Opportunities

That Could Affect
The Rest Of My Life

Just Slip Through My Fingers.

So I Took Your Advice
And Made Some Time For Myself.

When You're Sitting Studying

With Your Face In A Book

Things Around You Are Happening,
And You Know Nothing About It.

Something
Happened To Me

At The Cafe De Balzac

That Could Have
A Profound Effect On My Life

And I Almost Let It Get Away.

You Know Why?

I Was Sitting There Studying

With My Face In A Book.

And You Almost
Let Her Get Away.

Yes.

I Met Her This Afternoon.

How Long Did You Meet With Her?

Five Minutes.

But, Dad, It Was
A Profound Five Minutes, Man.

But You Told Me
That You Had To Cram

For A Make-Up Final
In Economics.

Yeah, I Said That.

But, Dad, Understand,
It's A Question Of Priorities.

You See, The Mind
Is Like A Closet.

In Mine, I Have Four Hangers
And A Couple Of Shelves.

The Hangers Are For Things
That I'm Always Going To Use.

The Shelves Are For Things
I'm Hardly Ever Going To Use.

My Mistake Was, Get This,
I Had Economics On A Hanger

When It Should Have Been
On A Shelf.

So You're Telling Me

That Economics Is
No Longer Important?

Oh, No, Dad.

I'm Going To Pass The Course.

I Just Won't Push So Hard.

Well, How Do You Feel
About This, Dear?

The Mind Is Like A Closet.

Thank You.

This Girl
Is On A Hanger?

Oh, Yes, Mom.

She's On All Four Hangers.

In Fact, She's Got
Half The Closet.

See, It's Important To Remember
That Life Isn't Just Books.

Life Is...

A Cabaret.

Filled With Different People
And Different Experiences.

Remember That, Guys.

Remember That.

Life Is A Cabaret With
A Closet With Shelves...

He's Lost It.

It's Gone.

Economics
Is Tearing Him Up.

Dr. Flunkenstein.

He Done Flunked
His Brain Out.

You Know That Spot
You Had Found?

Yeah.

Find That Spot Again.

I Can Find Another One
If We Go Upstairs.

(Dance Music Playing)

Theo?

Oh, Thank You.

Are You All Right?

Yeah, Yeah, I'm Fine.

I Don't Know.

You Look A Bit Troubled.

No, I'm Enjoying Myself.

Really I Am.

Oh, That's My Song.

Come And Dance
With Me, Boy.

Okay.

Uh, Cheryl, I Have
To Ask You A Question.

Yes?

Uh, Some Friends And I

Were Discussing
The Gross National Product

And We Were Discussing
The Economic Indicators.

Do You Know What They Are?

Uh, No.

Not Off The Top Of Me Head.

Retail Sales,
Capital Equipment

Housing Starts,
Durable Goods

And, Uh, Productivity.

Very Good.

Word Up.

I Love Slow Dances.

Yeah, Me Too.

But You Know What
They Remind Me Of?

Economic Slowdowns.

Kind Of Like
A Recession.

Can You Define
A Recession?

Well, If I Remember...

Two Straight Quarters
Of Negative Growth

In The Gross National Product.

That Sounds About Right.

Oh, Yes, It Is Right.

Then Let Me
Ask You A Question.

Are You Sure
You're Having Fun?

Oh, Yes.

I've Invested My Time
Very Wisely Tonight.

You Know, Speaking
Of Investments...

Hold On, Theo.

I'm Not Blind, Man.

I Can Tell You Got
Something Else

Pressing On Your Mind So

And It's More Than Obvious
It's Your Economics Final.

Uh...

Cheryl, Sit Down
For A Second.

You're Right.

I Haven't Studied Enough

But I Really Wanted
To Be With You.

And I Wanted To Be With You.

But This Is
Too Important For You.

You Must Go.

No, Cheryl...

Theo, We'll Meet Again.

But You're Going Home.

Chill, Man,
I'll Be Back Next Week.

You Will?

After The Break.

I Decided To Come Back

For Another Semester.

Because Of Me.

No, Because I Got
The Classes I Wanted.

Okay.

But You're A Bonus.

Well, I'll, Uh...

See You When You Get Back.

For Sure.

Bye.

Bye Now.

Good Luck On That Exam.

Thank You, Thank You.

And Have A Safe Flight.

Okay.

Thank You.

See You When You Get Back.

You Said That Already.

Go Now.

I'm Trying.

Can I Get Your Phone Number
In Barbados?

I Thought

You'd Never Ask Me.

Yes.

"Define Supply-Side Economics."

Yes!

Theo, You Do It Again, My Man.

Hey, Dad.

Late Delivery?

Yeah.

I Thought You Were On A Date.

Well, Yeah, I Was.

Then I Realized I Had To Study
For My Final Tomorrow.

I Apologize For Acting Stupid
With You And Mom This Afternoon.

It's No Problem.

Your Mother And I
Have Taken Enough Finals

To Know What Stress Is
And What It Does.

That Guy Wasn't Really Me.

In Psychology We Learn
That We're All Complex People.

We All Have Different Sides
To Our Personalities.

Now, Me, I've Got
Three Or Four Different People

Living Inside Here.

You Remember The Guy
This Afternoon?

Yeah, The One Who Was Missing
All Of The Good Things Of Life

Because His Face
Was In The Book.

Yeah. That One.

He Was A Liar, Dad

And We All Listened To Him.

See, When He Said
Forget Studying

Go To The Party,
We Went Along.

Is He Here Now?

Well, He's Always Here

But We're Just Not Listening
To Him Anymore.

What About The Guy
With The Cabaret

And The Woman On The Shelf
In The Closet?

Well, He's Here Too.

He Meant Well, Dad

But He Was Leading Us
Down The Wrong Path.

Well, Who Is It
That I'm Talking To Now?

Your Son.

Which One Is The One
I'm Paying Tuition For?

That's Me.

And Is That The One

With The Face
In The Book Now?

Yeah, Dad.

The One Who Knows

It Will Take
A Heavy Cram Night

To Get A Good Grade.

That's The Fella
I'm In Love With.

All Right.

Come Sit Down.

I Want To Show
You Something.

It's Kind Of Late.

Have A Seat.

It Will Only Take
A Second.

I'll Sit With You
For A Second.

Okay, One Second.

Now, Dad, Let Me
Ask You A Question.

Who Are You?

I'm Your Father.

You Know Who I Am.

I Mean In Relation
To These Doughnuts

And This Chocolate Milk.

Are You The Same Man

Who Bought These
To Share With Me?

Don't Fool Around With Me.

Is This The Same One
Who Would Like

A Chocolate Doughnut
And Some Chocolate Milk?

Why Are You Fooling With Me
At This Hour?

Are You The One..?

Yes, Yes, I Am The One!

Mon Pere,
Let's Dig In.

Here You Go.

They're Asleep.

I Checked.

Glass For You.

Glass For Me.