07x20 - No More Mr. Nice Guy

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Come On, Come On, Come On!

Clair! Come On...

Come On.

Clair, Come On.

The Huxtable Ski Bus
Is Ready To Go, Dear.

Come On. Clair!

Okay.

All Right, Come On, Now.

Are You Going To Hurry Or What?

Hey, Dad.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

How You Doing?

How You Doing?

I Can't Believe

Mom Got You To Go Skiing.

Your Mother Loves This Stuff.

I'm Not For It.

I Don't Care
For Skiing Myself

Because Somehow I Always Manage

To Be Five To Six Miles Away
From A Saint Bernard

That's Looking For Me
Saying, "I Can't Find Him."

Dad, Don't Worry.

You'll Love It.

Thank You Again
For Letting Me Use The House.

Are You Kidding?

I Can't Believe
Everyone Is Gone.

Did Dad Say
He Would Clear It Out?

I Appreciate It.

Now, I Got
To Get Started

Because This Dinner
I'm Cooking For Cheryl--

It's Going To Be Nice.

All Right.

Say, Listen.

You Are Cooking?

Oh, Yeah.

When I Really Became Serious
About Marrying Her

That's When I Started
Cooking For Her.

That Was In The Olden Days.

All Right, Let's Go.

I Can't Wait
To Hit Those Slopes.

I Listened To The Weather Report

And The Man Said
That It Might Rain.

The Man Said % Chance Of Rain.

All Right.

What's The Matter, Cliff?

You Afraid Of Skiing?

I'm Not Afraid Of Skiing.

I Told You That
A Long Time Ago.

The Thing I Don't Care For
Is Trees.

They're Stupid.

They Don't Move,
As Much As You Yell At Them.

You Say, "Watch Out, Tree

Here I Come."

Theo!

Yeah, Dad?

You See Me Having Trouble

With The Door.

(Doorbell)

Wow, Cheryl's Early.

All Right.

Let's Go, Theo.

Ellen.

Hi, Theo.

Are Those Roses
For Me?

They're For Denny.

He Loves Roses.

What's In The Bag?

I'm Just Dropping
Some Things Off

For His Surprise Party.

Hey, No Problem.

(Sneezing)

You Got A Cold?

It's My Sinuses.

How's Your Dinner?

Great. Cheryl Will Be Here
In Half An Hour.

Let Me Get This.

Hey, Look What I Got.

Two Tickets
To A Benefit Performance

Of The New
Quincy Jones Movie.

"Reception
Before The Movie."

Denny's A Lucky Guy.

Can I Get You
Something To Drink?

A Glass Of Wine.

Coming Right Up.

Okay, Theo

I'm Depending On You.

The Movie Gets Out At :

So You Guys
Have To Be There By : .

We'll Be There.

And Not A Word

Because I Think Denny
Senses Something.

Listen, I'm Your Man.

I'm So Good, I Could Plan
My Own Surprise Party

And Still Not Catch On.

Wow, Theo,
Everything Looks So Good

But These Shrimp Are Raw.

They Stew
In Their Own Hot Sauce.

Try One.

Very Good, But Very Spicy.

Well, That's In Case You Need
A Little Spice In Your Life.

Theo, This Has To Be
Real Special.

Denny Has Never Had
His Own Birthday Party.

Tomorrow He Will Definitely
Have His Own Party.

To Denny
And His Birthday.

Uh-Oh.

Something Wrong?

I Took Antihistamines.

I'm Not Supposed
To Have Alcohol.

I Really Better Get Going.

Will You Be All Right?

Yeah, I'm Fine.

I've Got To Get
To My Parents'.

(Bell Ringing)

That's My Rice.

I'll See You Tomorrow.

Don't Ruin Your Dinner
On My Account.

I'll Be Fine.

(Doorbell)

Wow. All Right.

Hey, Denny.

What's Up, Man?

What Are You
Looking For?

Nothing.

Is This A Bad Time?

Cheryl Will Be Here Soon,
But It's Cool.

So, What's Up?

Nothing.

Everything's Fine.

Why Are You Here?

Your Roommate
Said You Were Here

So I Thought I'd Drop By

And See An Old Friend.

Theo, My Life Is Over.

What Are You
Talking About?

It's Ellen, Man,
She's Two-Timing Me.

Where Did You Get
An Idea Like That?

She's Been Acting Real Strange.

She's Supposed
To Be At Her Mother's

Only She's Not There.

Maybe She Didn't Get There Yet.

Her Father
Said She Wasn't Expected.

That Doesn't Mean Anything.

It Is Another Guy.

I Think You're Misreading
This Whole Thing.

Some Nice Flowers.

Yeah. You Like These?

I Got These For Cheryl.

Listen, Man, I Think

You've Got
This Whole Thing Wrong.

I've Never Seen
A Couple Happier

Than The Two Of You.

You Really Think So?

(Door Slams)

Why Don't You Sit Down
For A Second?

I Got To Run Upstairs
And Check On Something.

I'll Be Right Back.

Ellen?

Ellen, What Are You
Doing In Here?

(Mumbling)

What?

I Don't Feel Well.

Denny Is Downstairs.

He Thinks
You're Seeing Another Guy.

What?

He's Really Upset.

We Need To Go
Straighten This Out Now.

Don't Ruin The Surprise.

We Went
To So Much Trouble.

You Know
How Denny Is.

He Always Gets
Carried Away.

Hello, Denny.

I Thought You Went Skiing.

We Did.

We Drove Up There.

About Five Miles

Outside Of Town,
It Started Raining.

The % Chance Of Rain
Filled Into %.

I Said To Mrs. Huxtable,
"Dear, It's Raining.

We Ought To Turn Back."

My Wife Said,
"Oh, It's Just A Little Shower."

That's Right.

It Was Not Raining That Hard.

Stay Angry.

It Wasn't My Fault

It Was Raining.

She's Mad At Me
Because It's Raining.

Denny, We Got Out There
About Miles Out.

Rain Is Coming Down This Size.

I Said To Mrs. Huxtable

"Dear, I Think
It's Raining Awfully Hard."

She Said,
"Well, It's Raining Down Here

But It Won't Be Raining
Up There, Cliff."

So We Kept Going.

Next Thing I Know

Little Creatures
Are Coming Out Of The Forest

With Little Rowboats.

Denny?

Where's Theo?

He's Upstairs.

I'm Sorry To Be
Such A Bother.

You Stay Here And Rest.

I'll Calm Denny Down
And Get Him To Leave.

Clair:
Theo!

What Are They Doing Home?

Quick, Where's
Your Dress?

In The Bathroom.

(Sneezing)

Ellen, This Thing
Is Dripping Wet.

I Had To Wash It.

My Stomach
Got Upset, And I...

I Get The Picture.

Theo, Where Are You?

I'm Upstairs, Mom!

I'm Going To Explain Everything
To My Parents

Because They're Both
Very Understanding People.

Denny:
Where Do You
Want These Bags?

Cliff:
In The Bedroom.

Quick, In The Bathroom!

Hey.

What Happened
To The Skiing Trip?

We Put Miles On Those Skis.

Too Bad It Was
On Top Of The Car.

We Got Rained Out.

Theo, Why Are You
In This Room?

Why Am I In This Room?

Yes. Why Are You In This Room?

A Tie...

I Had To Come In And Get A Tie.

That's Right.

Do You Think
This Is Cool?

The One You're Wearing
Matches Better.

Matching Ties
Are Out This Year.

I'm Sorry.

I Lost My Head.

We're Going
Out To Dinner

So We'll Be Out
Of Your Hair.

I'll Get The Rest
Of The Luggage.

Then We'll Go
For Chinese Food.

You Need Help?

Yes, Denny,
Go And Help Dad.

I Don't Need Him

To Help Me
Unload Anything.

Stay Here.

Mom, Mom, Mom...

Could You Come
Taste My Chili Sauce?

I'm Not Sure
It's Hot Enough.

All Right, Honey.

I Just Need A Few Minutes.

Gas!

Mom, I Was
Downstairs Cooking

And I Could Have Sworn
I Smelled Gas.

Gas?

I Didn't Smell Gas.

In The Basement.

But Then Again,
It Was Probably Nothing.

We Are Not Taking Chances
With Gas.

Show Me Where
You Smelled This.

Sure.

Ellen, Stay Right There.

I'll Be Right Back.

Theo!

I'm Coming, Mom.

All Right,
Let's Get Down Here.

This Hot Water Heater

Is The Only Thing
That's Running On Gas.

I Don't Smell Anything.

Do You?

I Don't Smell Anything.

Guess It Was
A False Alarm.

Want To Come Up

And Sample
Some Of My Food?

It's Good. Come On.

Sure.

Aren't You Coming?

I Don't Want To Taste
Experimental Love Cooking.

Ellen?

Ellen.

Oh, Good, You're Here.

Ellen, Wake Up.

Wake Up, Ellen.

Oh, I'm So Dizzy.

I Just Need To Sleep
For A Few Minutes.

All Right.
Where's Your Dress?

Your Parents' Bathroom.

I'll Go Dry It.

You Stay Here.

This Is Denise's Room.

You're Safe, Okay?

Ellen?

Clair:
All I'm Saying Is

You Could Have At Least
Tasted Theo's Food.

Cliff:
I Don't Want
His Food.

I Want
Chinese Food.

What Are You Doing
In Our Room?

What Am I Doing In Your Room?

You Don't Live Here.

You Live In The Village.

I Had To...
Borrow This Jacket.

Thanks A Lot.

What Is Wrong
With That Boy?

Nothing, As Long As He Doesn't
Wear Your Clothes.

Hi!

Lead's In!

What Are You
Doing Home?

Martin Had The Weekend Off,
So We Came Home.

Hey, Denny,
Where's Ellen?

I Don't Know.

It Was A Long Trip.

Guess We'll Turn In.

Yep.

(Squealing)

Ellen Used To Date
A Navy Guy.

Forget About Ellen!

What?

I Mean Forget
About The Navy.

Keep Stirring, Buddy.

Hey, Denise, Martin,
Hold Up For A Second!

Hey, Denise, Martin

You Guys, Please.

Open The Door, Please.

It Has To Wait

We Haven't Seen
Each Other In Three Weeks.

I Understand That...

Uh, You Guys...

Theo...
Oh, Man.

I'm In Here
For A Reason.

What Are You Doing?

I Want You Both...

I Wanted You To Know

That Both Of You Should
Have A Good Night.

Good Night!

Ellen.

Hey, Ellen?

Ellen?

Denise:
Martin!

(Sneeze)

Ellen?

Ellen, Where Are You?

Who Are You
Calling Ellen?

Listen To Me.

Who Said Ellen?

I Heard Him
Say Ellen.

I Said Melon.

I Was Supposed

To Get Some Melon
For Dessert And I Forgot.

Your Soup Was Bubbling
So I Turned It Off.

Great, Thanks.

Dad, Martin And Denise Are Home.

He Got

A Weekend Pass.

(Sneezing)

(Sneezing)

Denise, Are You All Right?

Denise:
Yeah, Dad, I'm Fine.

(Doorbell)

That's Cheryl.

Theo, The Flowers.

Oh, Yeah,

How's My Tie?

Hey, It's Fine.

Theo, Sugar.

How Would A Strapping
Young Man Like Yourself

Feel About Helping
Your Grandpa Move A Table Saw?

He's Finally Building Me
That Pantry.

Who Are The Roses For?

His Girlfriend.

What A Thoughtful
Young Gentleman.

Came For The Saw, Huh?

He's Finally Building Me
That Pantry.

I Thought You Were
Going Skiing?

Drove Six And A Half Hours.

Major Disappointment.

Got Rained On.

You Can Help Me
With The Saw.

Can I Help?

You Have To Go.

This Boy Can Carry
The Whole Saw

By Himself.

Come On, Den.

Excuse Me, Grandma.

What Are You Doing?

Checking For Gas.

You Can't Be Too Careful
About Gas.

Is That Your Laundry?

Something I Found In The Washer.

I Figured I'd Dry It.

Let's Take This Saw Up
For Grandpa.

Ellen Has A Dress
Like That, But Bigger.

Must Be Olivia's.

It Is Now.

Anna, Russell.

What Are You Two Doing Here?

All Right, Boys,
Coffee Table At : .

(Doorbell)

Please Let That Be Cheryl.

Don't Forget The Flowers.

Flowers?

Oh, Flowers.

Hey, Nice Flowers.

What Are You Two
Doing Here?

Grandpa Asked Us
To Bring The Van By.

You're Just In Time.

Weren't You Going Skiing?

Theo!

Listen, Ellen,
I'm Really Sorry

But Here's Your Dress.

You Can't Machine Dry Wool!

What Am I Going To Do?

I Can't Get On The Subway

In A Bathrobe.

This Is
Pam And Vanessa's Room.

Go In The Closet.

Pick Out Whatever You Want.

They'll Never Notice It.

Let's Get This Saw
Loaded Up

Then We're All Going
For Chinese Food.

Eat Them Up.

See You Guys Later.

Have A Good Dinner.

Bye, Theo.

Yes!

Denny, What Are You

Still Doing Here?

Thank You
For Putting Up With Me.

That's What Friends Are For.

(Bell Ringing)

That's My Curry.

I've Got To Get
This Dinner Ready.

These Movie Tickets Have
Ellen's Name On The Envelope.

They Do, Don't They?

That's Right, Theo.

Denny, Look, Man,
This Is Hard To Explain.

I Think It's Easy.

I've Wanted To See This Movie,
But She Didn't Want To Go.

You're
The Other Guy, Theo.

It's Always The Best Friend,
Isn't It?

You Got This Whole Thing Wrong.

Listen To Me,
All Right?

(Doorbell)

Give Me One Minute.

Hi, Denny.

How's Ellen?

Ask Theo.

What's He Talking About?

Give Me One Second.

I'll Be Right With You.

Denny, I Can't Tell You
About These Tickets

But When You Find Out
About Them

You'll Be Happy
I Didn't Tell You.

(Doorbell)

Ellen!

You Didn't Tell Me
Ellen Was Coming Over.

I Didn't Know
She Was Coming Over.

Theo, You Ruined
My Surprise.

Surprise?

I Asked You To Pick Up
The Tickets

Not Show Them To Him.

Oh, Yeah.

Boy, I Really
Messed Up, Didn't I?

But You Told Me
You Didn't Want To Go.

I Said That Because
I Wanted It To Be A Surprise.

Theo, It Looks Like I've
Jumped To A Conclusion, Man.

That's All Right.

Jump Back,
And We're Okay.

Ellen, I Am So Sorry.

I've Been Acting
Just Like A Fool.

Let's Let Theo And Cheryl
Enjoy Their Dinner.

So Long, Cheryl.

You Two Have A Good Time.

Have A Good One.

Theo, I Saw The Strangest Thing.

Ellen Was Racing
From The Back Of Your House

To The Front Door.

If You Thought
That Was Strange

You Should Have
Been Here Earlier.

What Happened?

What Happened?

Well, I'll Tell You
About It Over Dinner.

Okay.

Can I Get You A Drink?

A Glass Of Wine
Would Be Nice.

Wine?

No, No Wine.

Uh, Apple Juice.

How's Apple Juice?

Okay, Apple Juice Then.

We'll Have Apple Juice,
We'll Eat Dinner...

You're The Cook,
So Whatever You Say.