01x01 - Movie Theater

[bunniefuu]

[exhales]

[glass squeaks]

Hello.

Hey, have you seen my brother Shane?

He looks like-- well, he--

He looks like that guy.

Oh.

Hello, Shane. What are you doing?

I'm polishing my snoogle nook.

Your snoogle nook? What's a sn--

Hey! Be careful.

Snoogle nooks are very delicate objects.

Oh. Awesome.

Hey, do you want to see something

that's really, really awesome?

[whooshes air] The remote.

It does heaps and heaps of really cool things.

Like, you know, let's say you want something to freeze.

You just hit the Pause button--

Wait! Wait!

I want to move my snoogle nook to a safe place.

Sure.

Tk-ch! Paused.

If you want something to go backwards,

you hit the Rewind button.

Tk-ch!

[speaking backwards]

Hey--Tk-ch!

Play.Wait! Wait!

I want to move my snoogle nook to a safe place.Sure.

Ooh, wonder what this button does.

Tk-ch!Doh--dai!

Ungh! Owf!

Anything?

Anything at all?

I might try it again.

Tk-ch!

Dwai!Whoa!

What happened?Whomp!

[panting] I stumbled.

You stumbled? Oop.

Must have been the Stumble button.

Be careful.Sorry.

Would you like to have a try?

Thought so. Here you go.

Be careful.Got it?

Okay, good.

Now, why don't you try pressing the Play button?

Huh?

I think someone pressed the Dark button.

Did somebody-- did--where--

Did somebody press the Dark button?

Hmm, yes, I think somebody--

Oh!Oof!

[glass shattering]

Could somebody please press the Light button?

Thank you.

Ah! My snoogle nook!

N-never fear, Shane.

I have my snoogle nook repair kit.

[clicking and whirring]

[pounding and squirting]

[clicking and hissing]

[gasps]

Good as new.Fantastic.

Okay, now, if you could just press the Play button.

Doh--oop.

I think you pressed the Dark button again.

That's definitely the-- ooh, sorry.

Excuse me. Oh.

That's definitely the Dark button.

[grunts] Could somebody please press the Light button?

[both] Thank you.

Nai!

Nai![gasps]

[air whooshes]

Now press Play.

[fingers snapping]

[man] Down upside!

Uh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show!

[quirky music]

♪

Vv-rroom!

Rrrt! Br-r-r-r.

Rrrt!

Hey, guys.

Puppet!Whoa.

What ya doin'?

Whoa!

We're making a movie.

Oh.

[screeches]

Vvvroo-- speed hump!

Tuk-choom! [air whistling]

Ka-kunk!

Rrrt!

Kung!

[glass squeaks]

[whistles] It's the big car chase.

Oh, I love watching movies.

But what I really want to do is...

direct.

[both] Direct?

[air whooshing]

Yes, that way, I can tell everyone what to do. Hmm.

Well, okay, Puppet, you can direct.

Mm-hmm, now, remember, you're in outer space.

[both] Outer space?

Action!

[screeching]

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

This movie's missing something.

Um, oh. Pirates.

[both] Pirates?

Mm-hmm. Action!

Shing.

[both] Ching, ching, ching.

Ching, ching.

[air whooshing]

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

[sighs] It's still missing something.

Uh, ooh, I know: cowboys.

[both] Cowboys?

Action!

[blustering]

Boy, howdy.

Well, you know--

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

Now put it all together.

Put it all together?

Yes, space, the pirates, cowboys, put it all together.

I'm not sure if that's going to work.

Trust me. I'm the director.

Hmm? Action.

Sloop! Sh-kunk![screeching]

Ha-ha!Ho-ho!

[both] Shing!

Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.

[gasps]

[lasso whiffling]

Tchew![screams]

Br-r-r-r-oom!

[both] Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.

Where's my horsey?

Where's my horsey?Where's my horsey?

Here, horsey. [whistles]

[galloping hooves]

[whinnies]

[whistles]

[clattering hooves]

Here we go, little horsey.

You got a little horsey.

I like my little horsey.

Hyah! [cracks whip]

Cut. Cut.

That was--that was stupendous!

Ha-ha.Stupendous?

Stupendous, that means really, really, really great.

That movie had everything: space, pirates, cowboys.

[gasps] We have got to get this movie

on the big screen!

[both] Yeah.

We have to show it to the world!

[both] Yeah.

We have to put it at a movie theater!

[both] Yeah!

What's a movie theater?

Oh, a movie theater is where they project the movie

onto a big screen.

[all] Yay!

[both] Where is it?

Oh, I can't worry about details.

I have to get ready.

A puppet director should always look their best. Hmm.

See ya!

We've got to find that movie theater.Yes.

Hey, can you press the Fast Forward button

on your remote so we can find that movie theater fast?

[both grunting]

Okay, I think you pressed the Stumble button.

Now, why don't you just press Play?

Good. Yes.

Thank you.

[man] Shane, David.

[both] Yes?

[man] Aren't you forgetting something?

We forgot to brush our teeth.

[both sigh]

[squeaking and brushing]

[man] No, Shane.

No, David.

You forgot to knock.

[knocking]

Come in.

Whoa.

[gasps] The movie theater.

And this must be the screen

where we watch the movie.

It's already started.

Shh, shh. Let's try to catch up.

I don't remember this bit.

Yeah, it's fluffier than I remember.

And it's very repetitive.

What do you mean?

I mean, it's very repetitive.

What do you mean?

I mean, it's like I've seen that bit before.

And there, there it is again.

And--ooh, what's happening?

You know, David, it's quite dry.

Okay, shh!

Let's see what else happens next.

[crying]

[blows nose]Shh!

Excuse me, sir. Could you keep it down?

We're trying to watch our movie,

and it's a very quiet bit of the movie.

Sorry, but this isn't a movie theater.

[both] It's not?

No; a movie theater has a screen.

Yes, this is a screen.

That's not a screen. That's a dryer.

[sobbing and sniffling]

Well, then where are we?

This is the laundry room.

[both] Ah.

Oh, well, thanks, Mr. Sock.

My name is Lefty.

Thanks, Lefty.

[blows nose]

Lefty, why are you crying?

Because this is where I lost my socky partner.

Oh, let me guess: Righty?

No, Barbara.

Barbara!

[sobbing]Oh, what a shame.

Did you hear that, David?

Lefty lost his socky partner, Barbara.

I heard.

This looks like a job for--

[air whooshing]

[both] Action fingers!

Come on, Knuckles. Let's find that missing sock.

Right with you, Pointy.

[both grunting]

Ooh, we're going to crash.

Tell my wife I glove her!

Look what you two did to my laundry.

It wasn't us.No.

It was action fingers.

Action fingers?

Yes, honest.

They messed up your laundry.

That's right.

Hold on; we'll show you.

Could you press the Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[audio playing backwards]

[slowly] Tell my wife I glove her!

Ha, well. [gasps]

What do you know?

It was action fingers.Sorry.

But don't worry. We'll help you refold them fast.

Yeah, could you press the Fast Folding button

on your remote?

Hup. Yeah.

My neatly folded laundry.

Great folding job. Thanks, action fingers.

You're welcome.

Ya-hey.

[Barbara] Help. Help. Help!

What's that sound?

Looks like a sock caught in a lint trap.

Barbara!

[whispers] Barbara.

Let's go. No time to rest, Knuckles.

Hey!

Whoa![groaning]

[both] Ungh!

[Barbara] Help!

Help!

[both grunting]

Barbara, can you hear me?

He-yeah!

[whimpering]

You'll be okay.

Pull! Barbara.

[grunts] Barbara.

[performing mouth-to-mouth]

Breathe, Barbara, breathe.

[gasping]

Yes!

You saved me.

All in a day's work for--

[both] Action fingers.

Barbara?

Lefty!

Oh, Barbara.

The perfect match.

You can let go of me now, Lefty.

Actually, I can't-- static cling.

zip!Come on, David.

We've still got to find the movie theater.Oh, right.

Could you press your Rewind button, please?

[speaking backwards]

[sing-song muttering]

[both sigh]

The movie's about to start.

Come on. Let's go.

Puppet, we haven't found the movie theater yet.

You've got to find it--

fast.

Fast.

I know--fast.

Please press the Fast Forward button on your remote.

We got to move.

Think they pressed it?

[high voice] I think so.Let's go!

Okay.

Movie theater.Movie theater.

Nope.

Nope.Nothing.

This way. What about this door?

[man] Come in.

Come on. Let's go.

Whoa.

Whoa, look at th-- Shane! Shane!

Yes?It's us.

[gasps]It's us.

Do you know what this means?

They're already showing our movie.

Let's watch.

I-I thought there was a lot more action in our movie.

Give it a chance. Give it a chance.

I think a good bit's coming up.

Okay. Hee-hee-hee.

Maybe not.

Oh, that's so--

Something's happening.

No, there's--No, no, no, dialogue, dialogue.

I could have sworn your character just spoke.

I thought your character just spoke.

Your character's speaking--Shh! Shh!

I couldn't hear it because you're talking--

I'm trying to hear the movie.

Hey, hey, hey.Hey, everyone.

Shane?

David?

What's going on?

I don't know.

[footsteps skipping]

Is there a little girl in the movie, because--

[both] Whoa!

[gasps] Oh.

Oh, y--aha-ha-ha, I know.

You've come to the movie theater to see our big movie.

Thank you so much. Thank you, ha-ha-ha.

This isn't a movie theater.

It's what?

It's not a movie theater.

Movie theaters have seats.

This is a dance studio.

Okay, but what about the big movie screen?

Behind you, there is a big movie screen.

Look, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

It's not a movie screen.It's not?

It's a mirror to practice in front of.

A mirror to what?

Practice in front of. Watch.

[prim classical music]

Whoa, that was really, really great.

That was stupendous.

[both] Stupendous!

Thanks.

No worries.

Could you press the Instant Replay button on your remote

so we can see that again?

♪

[David] And she's stepping.

[Shane] Stepping, yes.

Turning, she's done a beautiful turn there.

That's a turn, yes.

Step. Another step.

Oh, and there's a jump there.

Was that a jump? Yes, I think it was a jump.

[light applause]

And she's completing the movement with a bow.

That is a bow.Yes.

We have a bow.

[all] Stupendous!

You can try your own moves.

Me? Can I try my own moves?

Your own moves, anything you want?

All right, well,

check out my moves.

Hit it.

[electronic dance music]

Wow.

Watch me. Watch me.

Watch me.

♪

Let's see your moves.

♪

Ooh, yeah.Ooh, funky.

[crowd cheering]

Thank you!

Thanks.

Thank you very much.

Okay, David, we've got to go. We'll miss the movie.

We've got to go. We'll miss the movie.

You're too kind.

Could you press Rewind on your remote?

[both talking backwards]Bye.

Thank you. I can't get enough.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[both sigh]

[all] Ah!

You did it?

I did what?We didn't do anything.

What did we do?What?

Found the movie theater?

[both] Well...no.

Come on, fellas. You can't rest now.

You've got to find that theater.

Action!

Schmuzzies.Schmello, Schmuzzies.

[all] Schmello!

Schmello!They won't let us through, Dave.

Of course they will; here, they just want to play a little game.

Don't you?

Um, nibble.

Clibble.

What on Earth are you doing?

I'm rhyming, Shane. Schmuzzies love to rhyme.

Table.

Schmable.

Fable.

Cable.

Cable, yes, cable.

This is ridiculous.

No, Shane, this is rhyming.

Here, give it a go.

[clears throat]

Zobble?

Petunia?

[cries]

He didn't like that.

No, Shane, Shane, rhyming is when words sound the same,

like "cat" and "mat."

Oh.

Zat.And zat, yes.

And bat.And bat, bat's good.

Flat.

Flat, sat, mat.

Gnat.Gnat, good.

The madro-bat?

The madro-bat. Yes, yes, bat, yes.

Groovy.

Movie.

Movie.

[both] Movie!

We've got to get to the movie theater.

Thanks, Schmuzzies.

Melcome.♪ Hey-bon.

Okay, Shane, quickly, we got to get to that movie theater.

Hickly, mona met for that zubie theater.

No, no, now, you got to stop rhyming now,

because we got to go.

Hop lining lown, and la-la-low!

Stop it.Hop it.

I'm serious. Stop it.

Merious noppit.

[knocking]

[man] Come in.

Dum lin.

God, come with me.

[gasps] Shane!Yes?

A seat.[gasps]

This must be the movie theater!

That's my seat.

Oh, no, that's my seat.

No, that's my seat.No, I saw it first--

[man] Shane, David.

[both] Yes?

[man] What are you supposed to do when there is one of something

and you both want it?

I know. I know. I know.

You split it in two.

No, no, you race for it.

No, no, no, you eat a bowl of figs.

No, you feed the figs to a yak.

No, you--

[both] Yeah.

[man] No. You share it.

[both] Oh.

Well, come on, brother. Let's share the chair.

Okay.

[both] Oh.

Comfy.Yeah.

No, no, this isn't comfy, no.

[grunts]

Okay, well, you just-- why don't you--can we--

actually, if I-- Oh!

What if I get up here?

Perfect.

This is the life.

Could you please press the Start the Movie button?

On your remote.

That's the Dark button.

That is the Dark button.

[laughs]

[wood creaking]

What is that sound?I don't know.

[chair cracks]

[crashing and shouting]

Could somebody please press the Light button?

On your remote?

Oh.

[groaning]

Maybe this isn't the best place to see a movie after all.

I agree.

Could you please press the Rewind button

on your remote?

[audio distortion]

So did you find the movie theater?

No.No.

Oh, well, I'll take that as a no, then.

[both] Sorry, Puppet.

[soft popping]

Do you hear that?

What is that?

I don't know.

What's that smell?It wasn't me.

No, no, that smell, what is that?

Oh, that's lovely.

That's nice. What is that?

That's--

[both] Popcorn.

What is that?

[Shane] Lights. [David] Lights?

How did they get there?

Well, don't look at me. I didn't put them there.

You didn't?I didn't put them there.

[gasps]

A mirror.

Boogie-boogie.

But I'm not turning when I turn.

No, it's a photograph.It's a photograph?

Maybe we should knock.

Okay.

[knocking]

[man] Tickets, please.

Tickets?

Tickets.

[both] Movie theater!

[both] Ah!

[man] Shane and David arrive at the movie theater

for the very first time.

They see the big wide screen.

Uh-oh, the movie's going to start.

Better get your popcorn, fellas.

Shane gets the small popcorn,

while David gets the large.

Actually, it's the medium.

[man] Look; the director has arrived,

and, oh, how the fans love him.

It's movie time, fellas. Better find a seat.

There's one.

Uh-oh, that seat's taken.

Better find another one.

Ah, here's one.

Someone wants some popcorn.

Nice sharing, fellas.

And just in time.

Shane and David's movie is starting.

Uh-oh, the theater is too bright.

If only someone could make it darker.

Did you want to say something, Shane?

Yes, could you press the Dark button

on your remote?

[man] Whoa!

That's the Upside Down button.

Press the Right Side Up button.

Thank you.

Now press the Dark button.

Yay, you did it!

[man] Now it's time for Shane and David's movie.

[breathing]

Look, look, an astronaut.

[screeching]

[air hissing]

Uh-oh, the alien is chasing the astronaut.

[screeching]

Look, pirates.

The pirates are doing what pirates do.

[both] Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.

[shouts]

[snarls]

Yargh!

[both] Ching, ching, ching.

[air whooshes]

Oh.Ar.

Ay-oh, wha-- Ya-har!

[both] Ching, ching, ching.

[man] And, of course, the cowboys.

Whoa, there.

Whoa, there, Nellie.

Hyah! Tch!

[hooves galloping][snickering]

[man] Whoa, there!

Consarn it.

[man] Cowboys will be cowboys.

Hey, wait for me.

[man] Ride 'em, cowboys.

Yee-haw.

This movie has everything, even a happy ending.

And the crowd loves it.

They think it's stupendous.

Take a bow, Puppet.

And take a bow, Shane and David.

[monkey-like grunts]

We're making another movie.

We love making movies.

Hey, do you want to make your own movie?

Do you?Yeah.

It's pretty easy.

You just get a camera like this, put it up to your eye,

press the Record button, and film anything you want.

[screeches]

You want this one?

Here you go.

You got it?

Brilliant. Now, go and make lots and lots of movies.

Come on, David. Let's make more movies.

Okay.Yeah.