01x07 - Airport

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Upside Down Show". Aired: October 13 – November 13, 2006.*
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Shane and David use an imaginary remote control to journey to places they've never been to before.
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01x07 - Airport

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Oh, hello.

I'm going to make myself a smoothie.

Yummy.

Raspberries.

Raspberries.

[sloshing]

[makes whirring noise]

Raspberry smoothie.

Banana.

Banana? Whoa.

Sorry.

Banana coming.

whoosh!

[sloshing]

[whirring]

Banana-raspberry smoothie.

Watermelon.

Watermelon?

You're here.

I want to show you something:

the remote.

The remote?

Be careful with that thing.

I don't want to spill my smoothie.

Your smoothie is safe with me, Shane.

Enjoy your tasty beverage.

All right.

This remote does heaps of things.

Yummo.

Like, if you want something to freeze,

you just hit the Pause button.

[clicks]

Pause.

Eh, I can't get to my smoothie.

That's because you're paused, Shane.

If you want something to go backwards,

you hit the Rewind button.

[clicks]

[talks backwards]

Pause. Play.

Be careful with that thing, I said.

It--

Mute, love the Mute button.

Un-mute.

[clicks]

...starlings in his nostrils.

Ooh, I've never seen this button before.

click!

[both with shaky voices] Whoa, whoa.

That must be the Shake button.

It's the Vibration button.

The V-vibration button?

Please press the Stop button, David.

Oh.

Oh, that was close.

Thank you.

Oh, there it is, "vibration."

Oh, yeah, right.

Hey, do you want to have a try?

There we go.

You can take it.

Got it?

Brilliant.

Be careful.

Okay, just press, uh, just press the Play button.

Yes, but whatever you do, don't press the Vibration--

Oh, you--you--

Please press Stop.

Ahh.

Ohh.

Thank you.

Okay, now just press play!

Oh, banana skin.

Sorry.

Want some smoothie?

Oh, thank you.

[hissing]

[together] Yummy.

[whispers] Press Play.

[snapping]

[man] Down upside!

Oh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show!

Hey!

[drum b*at]

[quirky music]



[knocking]

[laughter]

[Shane scatting]

Hello, how are you?

I'm looking for my brother David.

Have you seen him?

I can't find him anywhere.

I know.

I'll use my binoculars to look for him.

Binoculars make faraway things look closer.

Let's try.

Yes, David, where are you, D--

Ooh, nice socks, not matching.

Interesting.

Can't find him anywhere.

Do you want to help?

Hey, do you want to try the binoculars?

Yep, I'll turn them around and put them up to your eyes.

See if we can find him.

Where in the world could David be?

Uh!

[Shane gasps]

You're not David.

That's Puppet.

You found Puppet.

What you doing, Shane?

I'm trying to find David with these binoculars.

Ooh, can I look for David too?

Sure.

Oh, cool.

Want to use the binoculars?

Yeah, huh.

Ah, no, no, no.

Ohhh, nice socks.

Not matching, interesting.

Where could David be?

[together] ♪ Where could David be?

♪ Where could David be?

♪ Where's David?

♪ Where could David be?

♪ Where's David?

♪ Where could David be?

♪ Where's David?

♪ Where could David be?

What are you guys doing?

We're looking for David.

Oh, could I help?

Sure.All right.

♪ Where could David be?

♪ Where could David be?

You haven't seen David, have you?

You have? Where?

Where?

♪ Where could David be?

Um, I, uh, found David.

You did?

Yep.

Where is he?

He's, uh, right here.

Where?Where?

Amongst us.

Amongst us?

He could be any one of us.

Ohh.

David!

David.

David?

[all] David.

Thanks for helping us find David.

And thanks for helping us find yourself.

Pleasure.

[doorbell rings]

Did someone just have an idea?

No, you?

No, you?

No, you?

No, you?

No? Hmm.

Maybe it was the doorbell.

Let's check.

[fast music]

[singing in Schmuzzish]

I had made an unfortunate choice of legwarmers?

No, no, Shane, no.

Thanks, Schmuzzies.

I think they said Puppet's cousin is coming today.

Pick her up right away.

Oh, my cousin is coming today?

Ooh, how exciting.

But where do we pick her up from?

[speaking Schmuzzish]

Northern Lithuania?

No, Shane, they said the airport.

How could I get that so wrong?

Puppet, I didn't know you had a cousin.

Oh, sure.

I've got a picture right here.

[groaning]

Puppet?

Whoa, look.

[gasps]

Look.

[Puppet] Her name is Mary Annette.

She's a lot of fun to hang around with.

And she's really cute too.

Mm.

Well, let's go to the airport to pick up Mary Annette.

Okay.

Wait.

What's an airport?

Well, an airport is a place

where airplanes take off and land.

Well, let's go.

Wait.

I can't go to the airport now.

I have to prepare

the traditional Puppet family welcome song.

What am I going to do?

Well, maybe Shane and I

could pick up Mary Annette at the airport for you?

Thanks.

I got to go get ready.

Let's go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Where is the airport?

I don't know.

I thought you knew.

I thought you knew.

No.

We need to think about this.

Oh, I've got an idea.

Could you please press the Think Hard button on your remote?

[slow music]



[gasps]

I have it.

What?

Airplanes fly in the sky, right?

Yes.

So maybe the airport is...

whoosh-whoosh-whoosh out here.

Up there.

How did you do that?

Oh, not sure.

I just went... whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

Uh.

Just did that.

Really?

Yeah, do you want to give it a try?

Yeah, here we go.

Yup.

Yuh.

[together] Uh.

Didn't work.

Oh, maybe if you try putting a whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

Oh, yeah?

Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

Okay, here we go.

Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

It worked.

One second.

Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh.

[together] Oh!

We've got to get up there.

But how?

Well, I've got an idea.

We could use this.

Brilliant idea, Shane.

Can you press the Helicopter button on your remote?

[quirky music]



That must be the airport.

Head for that branch.

[both squawking]

[in high voice] Airport, we're at the airport.

[in high voice] Airport, we're at the airport.

Ooh-ooh.

Is there an airplane on my head?

[chirps]

I'm a bird.

This is the bird room.

The bird room?

That explains why I just laid this egg.

I think this bird thinks my head is an egg.

I think this egg could do with a shave.

[caws]

[David] The bird room,

well, that probably explains why I just laid another--

uh, never mind.

That's not an egg.

That's not an egg.

That's a pineapple.

We really need to find that airport.

We've got to get out of here.

Can you press the Helicopter button on your remote?

[squawking and cawing]

Now you pressed the V-v-vibration button.

Careful with my eggs, my precious eggs.

Press stop.

Stop, stop.

Thank you.

This is for the birds.

I'm flying the coop.

Please press the Helicopter button.

[cawing]

Whoa!

This must be the airport.

The place where planes take off and land.

Look, up in the sky.

It's a bird.

It's a plane.

No, it's-- oh, yeah, that's a plane.

Yeah, it's a plane.

[together] A plane?

We've got to get that plane.

This looks like a job for...

[together] Action Fingers.

We've got to find that missing plane.

Mary Annette could be inside.

Let's go.

[groaning]

Do you see the plane, Knuckles?

Down there, Pointy.

Let's catch it.

[together] Ugh.

Are you okay, Knuckles?

I'm okay.

Let's land on that island.

Okay, hold on ti--

Pointy, I'll save you.

[groans]

Thanks, Knuckles.

No problem.

Where are we going to land?

It's too rocky.

There's a beach down there.

In, in, come on.

Coming in too fast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch it.

[both moan]

Whoo, give me some thumb.

Yeah.

[together] Thanks, Action Fingers.

Hey, where's Mary Annette?

She must be inside.

Let's check her out.

Mary Annette--

There's no--

What?

If we can just get this open.

There's nothing in here but paper.

Jumbo jets, donkeys, and tigers.

Look what's happened to my paper airplane.

[together] Paper airplane?

Oh, my airplane will never be the same.

Don't worry.

We'll help you refold it.

Fast, yes.

Please press the Fast Folding button on your remote.

Yeah.

[fast music]



[groaning]

Oh!

Oh, it's even better than before.

Thank you, Action Fingers.

You're welcome.

Our job here is done.

Amazing.

Stupa-lica-lendous.

Not bad.

Ah.

Well, got to fly, boys.

Whoa.

Oh, I've got a plane to catch.

[together] Bye, Mrs. Foil.

Have a good flight.

We better fly as well.

Yeah, could you press the Parachute button

on your remote?

[together] Thank you.

Yay!

Whoa!

[deflating whoosh]

Whoa.

Schmuzzies, Schmuzzies, to the stage.

Schmuzzies!

Schmuzzies?

What's going on?

I don't know.

Oh, where are those Schmuzzies?

Oh, there they are.

Great.

Well, Mary Annette is here.

Come on, Schmuzzies, let's sing.

One, two, three.

♪ Whoa-ho, welcome.

No, Schmuzzies, backup singers.

You're in the back.

Okay, one more time.

One, two, three.

♪ Whoa-ho, welcome.

Backup singers, Schmuzzies.

Back, back, back, back, back, back, back.

No, no, no, that's too far back.

Oh, I'm sorry I messed up your welcome song, Mary Annette.

Hey, where's Mary Annette?

Uh, well...we... couldn't find the airport.

Oh, great.

So I've got enough time to find backup singers

before she arrives.

[David and Shane] ♪ Backup singers, backup singers, yeah. ♪

But where will I find backup singers

on such short notice?

[David and Shane] ♪ Short notice, short notice, yeah. ♪

It's probably too late to put an ad in the paper, isn't it?

[David and Shane] ♪ Ad in the paper, ad in the paper, yeah. ♪

Hey, is there any chance that you guys sing?

Well, we dabble.

Great, you can be my backup singers.

[together] ♪ Backup singers, backup singers. ♪

♪ Backup singers, backup s-- ♪

That's too far back.

♪ Forward singers, forward singers, yeah. ♪

You know what this means?

What does it mean?

We're going to take a walk on the puppet side.

And the puppet says...

♪ Whoa-ho, welcome, cousin Mary Annette. ♪

♪ Whoa-ho, welcome.

♪ Welcome, Mary Annette.

♪ Whoa-ho, welcome, cousin Mary Annette. ♪

Yeah.

What do you think, Puppet?

Oh, it's good, but it still needs to be more welcoming.

I have to work on it more before Mary Annette gets here

from the airport.

[together] The airport!

We've got to get to the airport.

Let's hurry.

Ooh.

[groaning]

Ooh, David, why are you reading at a time like this?

We've got to get to the airport.

Shane, you can find anything in a book.

Anything?

Mm-hmm.

Even an airport?

Oh, yeah.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you thinking what we're thinking?

Dancing tonight, you, me, Dave, and , monkeys?

No, I was thinking we could jump in the book.

That's a good idea too.

Let's do it.

Okay.

[quirky music]

Wow.

[quirky music]

[David] The airport, the airport.

The airport?

It must be.

Let's look for the plane.

[airplane roars]

Da plane, da plane!

Whoa!

Whoa!

The plane's getting away.

Come back, plane.

Come back. Come back.

Go away. Go away.

Go away!

[panting]

What do we--oh!

I've got an idea.

Can you please press the Landing button on your remote?

Yeah.

Whoa, oh, oh.

[brakes squeal]

Thank you.

Come out, Mary Annette.

You're at the airport.

Come out.

She's speaking with her hands.

What's she saying?

I'm not sure.

If only Action Fingers were here, they'd understand.

[gasps]

Look, up in the sky.

[David] It's--it's--

[together] Action Fingers.

[whooshing]

Huh.

Hi.Hi.

Hey, Knuckles, I think she's speaking a language.

Sign language.

She's saying, this is not the airport.

This is the word room.

Word.

She's saying, this is the word "plane."

Plane, that's right.

I'd like to see that again.

So would I.

Could you press the Instant Replay button on your remote?

[Shane] As a crowd of fingers wait expectantly...

[David] Waiting, yeah.

[Shane] She signs the word plane.

[applause]

The crowd responds.

As you can plainly see, it's total plane.

[together] Plane.

Looks like our work here is done, Knuckles.

Thanks, we've got to go.

Bye.

[whooshing]

Whoa, they've done it again.

They're the helpingest fingers in the world.

[together] Bye.

Gee, I hope she catches her plane.

Plane.

Hey, we'd better get out of here.

Yeah, can you press the Jump Out of the Book button

on your remote?

Ugh, uh.

Shane?

Pull me up.

Here we go.

I got you.

Keep coming.

Huh.

That was a good book.

Puppet?

Puppet?

[music plays]

That sounds like the Big Band version

of the traditional Puppet family welcome song.

Let's help out.

Yeah.

♪ Welcome, cousin Mary Annette. ♪

♪ Oh, welcome, cousin Mary Annette. ♪

♪ Yeah.

♪ Mary Annette.

Fantastic traditional Puppet family welcome song, Puppet.

Well, thank you.

You don't think that it's too much, do you?

Ye--uh, no.

Great, Mary Annette?

Oh, Mary Annette?

Sorry, Puppet, we don't have Mary Annette.

You see, we couldn't find the airport.

But we looked everywhere.

Oh, you couldn't have looked everywhere.

You didn't look up there, did you?

Toss me. Toss me.

Okay.

Oop, yep.

Ready?

Whoa.

thunk!

[together] Puppet?

[door opens and closes]

[footsteps run]

[cat howls]

[door shuts]

Puppet?

Oh!

Did you check behind this door?

No.

But how do we get up there?

I've got an idea.

Can you press the Climb the Wall button on your remote?

Yeah.

[clicking noises]

[quirky music]



Doonk, doonk, doonk, doonk.

Whoa!

thunk!

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, good luck at the airport.

Okay, thanks.

See ya.

Bye.

[man] Shane and David arrive at the airport for the very first time.

And it's a liftoff.

[squeals]

Oh, stop, David.

You better empty your pockets.

That's better.

[squeals]

Oops, there must be more.

[squeals]

[plays notes]

[squeals]

And now it's time to find Mary Annette.

No, that's not Mary Annette.

That's not Mary Annette either.

Now, that could be Mary Annette.

Nuh-uh.

That could be her.

Oh, maybe not.

[Hawaiian music]

Oh, nice hula, fellas.

There she is.

Yes, yes.

Shane and David find Mary Annette.

That's not the only bag, fellas.

There's more out back.

Could you please press the Head Home button

on your remote?

That's the Vibration button.

Please press the Stop button.

And now press Head Home.

Puppet?

Puppet?

Puppet?

Oh.

Ooh, oh, oh.

[pants]

Puppet?

[gasps]

Mary Annette.

Hello, Puppet.

You're here at last.

I've been practicing

the traditional Puppet family welcome song.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh, yes, I would love to hear it, Puppet.

Oh, great.

♪ Mi, mi, mi.

♪ Welcome, cousin Mary Annette. ♪

♪ Welcome, Mary Annette. ♪

♪ Mary Annette, Mary Annette, oh, welcome, Mary Annette. ♪

Oh, that was wonderful,

the traditional Puppet family welcome song.

Thanks, Mary Annette.

Tell me, what's it like flying in a plane?

Well, it's a little bit like this.

[whooshing]

But if you could already fly,

then why did you have to catch a plane?

Circles, Puppet, I can only fly in circles.

[Puppet] Oh, right.

Well, do you want to check out backstage?

Oui, oui, fantastic.

Cool.

Follow me.

Here I come.

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Yeah, unless you're at our place.

[laughing]

Hey, thanks for helping us find the airport.

We couldn't have done it without you.

Or without these.

Binoculars.

Yeah, binoculars.

Hey, would you like some binoculars of your own?

That's a great idea.

Here you go.

You can have these spare ones.

There we go.

You got it?

Brilliant.

Now you can look for things.

Oh, I found the fan.

I can see the door.

Oh, I see Fido's door.

There's a window.

And there--oh!

Let's turn them around.

Yeah, yeah.

Shane?

Gee, you're far away.

You're far away.

[together] Oh!
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