Issei!
It's not National Go To
School Whenever You Want Day!
I know! I'm awake!
I'll be down in just a second!
I'm just, um, stretching!
Who needs a treadmill
when you've got a daily trek
up some stairs to yank
a grown boy outta bed?
Quick...!
Put this over you!
Good morning,
how are you today?
I'm... fine.
Issei, you're late... and naked.
Do you know what
he's doing up there?!
Why are you yelling at me?!
What--is he gripping the
girlie magazines again?
Let the boy have his time!
No! She was real!
She was alive and she was
naked in our son's bed!
All right, stop the car!
You mean he has
a girl up there?!
Dear God, make me
a bird, so I can fly,
far far away from here.
Wait a minute.
I was just in bed with Rias.
I'm naked.
She's naked.
I have no idea how it happened.
This is bullshit.
I could have had the
most amazing night
of my life last night and
I don't remember any of it.
What kind of doucher blacks
out on his first time?!
Son of a--
It's quite a party here
in the morning, isn't it?
Um... you're not
covered up anymore.
Yes, I know.
But...
I can see your stuff.
Want me to stand up so
you can get a better view?
She didn't just say that.
Girls don't say that.
I must still be asleep.
Please don't wake me up--Amen.
Better?
How's your tummy feel?
Where you were stabbed.
I was stabbed?
Was I talking in my sleep?
How does she know
about my dream?
It wasn't a dream, Love.
Your body is amazing.
I didn't expect that.
You took quite a
lethal blow and somehow
were able to recover
in just one night.
Recover from what?
It left you weak.
But all you needed was a little
magic touch to bring you back...
...and I need you.
Would you do this for me?
Oh god...!
Yes!
So, uh, how come
I'm all, like, naked?
I just told you, your wound
couldn't heal on its own.
So I held you close
and used my magic...
It only works if
we are undressed.
Her parts touched
mine... naked!
And you don't have to worry.
We didn't do it;
I'm still a virgin.
Great...
Me too--isn't it awesome?
No! It's not f*cking
'awesome', damn it!
Now what's with that face?
You should be smiling;
this world is magical.
I'm smiling inside.
So I just remembered...
something weird.
What is it?
Did you say something
about being a devil?
Yes I did...
That's because I am one.
I also told you I'm your master.
I like the name 'Issei.'
I'll let you keep it.
There's no frikkin' way!
He had to have done her homework
or paid her or something!
What is happening here?
Is he supposed to be cool now?
Yes!
And I think it's working!
Let the gossip games begin...!
Whatever.
Guess that's what happens
when you start hanging out
with the hottest
pair of jugs at school.
I'll send someone
to fetch you later.
Fetch me?
That's right.
I'll talk to you after school.
Wait! Rias!
Hold on a second,
I don't understand!
Shouldn't I walk you to class?
What the f*ck?!
Is that how it is?
How we s'post to be bros
when you're pimpin'
Big Red on the DL, man?!
Matsuda, there's
no need for that.
But he's frontin'!
Issei is our buddy.
Let's give him a
chance to explain...
Where did you go
and what did you do
after you left yesterday?!
I'll be happy to
explain, gentlemen.
Yeah, yeah.
Spill it!
See... yesterday...
I was rollin' in some Double Ds.
You seem very certain about him.
Hello again, Rias...
Good to see you.
It's good to see you, too, Sona.
Never seen you take on
anyone so impulsively...
What's so special
about that one?
I don't know exactly.
But... I will say
it kinda feels as though
I've adopted a little brother.
Paper rock scissors!
I see.
I don't know who she's
sending to fetch me...
but they're sure taking
their sweet ass time.
Hey.
Look, it's Kiba!
"Like... Omigod, it's
Prince Golden Nuts!"
Shut up.
You're all looking lovely today.
You look better!
I'm sorry the
room's not cleaner!
Ah! There you are!
Huh?
Uh, yeah.
This is my desk.
Excellent!
I'm here on an errand
from Rias Gremory.
What?
Wait, is this the 'fetching?'
Would you mind coming with me?
Omigod...!
Is Kiba Kakes about to walk out
of this room with weasel boy?!
Kiba don't do it!
You'll catch 'Pervert!'
You'll lose all your friends
and smell like moldy meat!
Everybody just simmer down.
I promise not to
drain his pimp juice.
What's happening?
Where are we?
Wait!
I think I know her!
Oh?
Koneko Toujou is a first year.
And a valued member of
the Occult Research Club.
My friend Issei here
thinks he might know you.
Uh, I could be wrong!
I'm gonna k*ll him.
Who doesn't know that
perfect spinner bod?!
All the girls hate her cuz
all the guys wanna do her.
Speaking of which...
Damn, I wish I was that
chocolate bar right now!
I had no idea she was
down with the ORC...!
This changes everything!
A shower...?
Inside the club...?
Shut up!
Someone's in there!
Oh great googly moogly,
how did I get so
mother effing lucky?
Your clothes are laid out
when you're ready,
Miss President.
Thank you, Akeno.
I just heard Rias take a shower!
I love this club, uh...
It's not polite to spy.
Who is that?
I didn't see you.
It's okay, I won't bite.
You're the new guy, huh...?
It's nice to meet you.
There's nothing to
be nervous about.
Everyone here is super nice...
I'm Akeno.
I'm the vice-president.
Uh...
I'm Issei Hyodo and...
I promise I'm not
always this awkward.
'Cause I'm not always this close
to a girl about to
bust out of her top!
Also thinking of her
and Rias working so
closely together is hawt!
I bet they just hang
out together naked
when no one's around.
And when it's cold out,
they cuddle in bed and have
pillow fights in the morning!
This is the greatest club ever!
I'm so glad I'm me!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I know it's terribly rude,
but I didn't have a chance to
wash after leaving your place.
Oh no, you're hot--uh,
fine--I mean... all good.
Well now that you've arrived,
I think everyone is here.
We'd like to
officially welcome you
into the Occult Research Club.
Uh... thanks.
But you should know the name
of the club is just a front.
It's supposed to look like
this is some sort of hobby.
Okay.
So what is it really?
Well, since you asked
I'll be frank with you.
I'm not the only
devil here, Issei.
Wait... are you saying
that's what all of you are?
And the winged man
from yesterday
was something else.
A fallen angel.
Some think we're the same,
which isn't true...
They want to serve God.
But it's too late for them...
Their dark emotions, have
forced them into the underworld.
The confusion is understandable
because they, too, walk
the earth misguiding humans.
But they wish to please God;
so their goal is
to wipe us devils out
and gain supremacy
over our realm.
You call it Hell.
And of course there're
the more recognizable angels
who are clearly sent down by
God to defeat us as well...
So we're constantly defending
ourselves from both sides.
Something the matter?
You look a bit overwhelmed.
Well, probably because I am.
I mean, you're talking about
some freaky-deaky stuff here.
Remember Yuma Amano?
Of course you do.
How could you forget...?
You two dated for a
little while, didn't you?
Where did you hear that name?
Never mind,
I don't want to know.
Look, I'm not sure how you
know so much about my life,
but I'm starting to feel a
little uncomfortable here,
so maybe we should just...
Yuma!
That's right.
It wasn't a dream, Issei...
She's real.
I love this picture of you two.
You remember it, don't you?
Of course I do but...
how is this possible?
The girl you went out with
is also a fallen angel...
She is made up of
the same elements
as the being who
att*cked you last night.
But that's the
thing--Did I meet her?
Matsuda and Motohama don't
remember anything about her!
And why isn't her number
in my phone anymore?
We can erase human memory.
What?
It usually ends up
being the best thing
for everyone--including
your parents.
Well, I suppose it's nice
that Issei has a friend.
So when you say nekkid--you
mean not even skivvies?
Of course!
It's more comfortable,
so we sleep better.
And then naturally,
we get better grades!
What are you saying?
They're not gonna fall for that!
That certainly is important.
Good job, son...
Glad to see you're
working so hard.
No way...!
What, did she slip
them something?
She messed with their memories!
After a fallen angel
accomplishes her goal,
she erases all memories
and records of herself
from everyone around the target.
Wait. What goal?
You mean Yuma's...?
She needed to k*ll you.
But only after she figured
out whether or not there was
something within you that
was dangerous or threatening.
Once that was verified,
you were stabbed
through the middle
with a spear of light.
If you're looking
for someone to blame,
why not blame Him, he gave
you the Sacred Gear.
That explains the freaky
sh*t she was saying...
about God and something sacred.
Yes, you have the Sacred Gear.
It's basically a very
intense and unique power
that's found in a rare few.
In fact, the only
people I know of
who have possessed it
are historical figures,
so you're kind of a
big deal around here!
The thing is...
...this power can be so
uncontrollable that some
who have it become a thr*at
to those in the underworld.
Issei... please hold
up your left hand.
Okay, but I'm not
very good at 'catch.'
Close your eyes and think
of the part of your body
you feel is the strongest.
Then focus hard
on that strength.
Wait... So we're doing this now?
That's a lot of pressure.
It will get easier if you focus.
All right!
Focus, focus, foc--
Very good.
Concentrate...
You can do this.
I think, I can.
I'm trying!
Focus...
I can't!
I'm a weak soul!
You are not weak at all.
It's just a little
hard right now.
Um, yeah it's hard...!
The only thing I can focus on
is the fact that your
thong is see-through!
Are you sure this
isn't some mistake?
I mean, I'm not that cool.
A fallen angel found you thr*at
enough to try to k*ll you.
It's not a mistake.
Yeah...!
And then she put a
glowing rod in me
and somehow I'm still here.
How does that work?
Do you remember this?
Yeah...
Just before your life
ended you summoned me
with your thoughts
through this flyer.
Summoned?
I remember thinking about her
hair and how red it is, but...?
And so, that day
you were revived
and reborn as an
honored member
of the House of Rias Gremory,
daughter of the great
and powerful devil,
the Marquis of Gremory.
Which means you are
now my devil servant.
I can see better at night ...
I guess that's a plus.
"You're my devil
servant," she says ...
You can't tell me
that doesn't sound like
a skeezy come-on,
in a bondage club.
Isn't this so exciting?
You're really one of us now!
We're glad to have you here...
Welcome, Issei.
Are they for real?
I'm a frikkin devil...?
So my life as a normal
human guy is over?
The way this works
is we grant power
to humans for a
price we both agree on
and then seal with a pact.
It used to be that people would
draw magic circles to summon us.
But that became too complicated.
Nowadays, we make house calls
and personal deliveries.
Ah...
Makes sense.
Ordinarily we'd have a
messenger demon make the run...
but as a new servant,
I think it'll benefit you
to learn what all
goes into this job.
If you do well...
...you may get to have a
few servants of your own
to help you in any way you like.
I'm into that!
I want some servants!
Like I said, that all
depends on your efforts.
Let's say my efforts
are awesome...
Does that mean my servants
have to do everything
I tell them to?
That's right.
And they're mine, so I can
do whatever I want to them.
Yes.
You know where I'm goin'
with this right...?
It's gonna be sexy time!
The great thing about servants
is you can use
them for anything.
Why would I ever want to
go back to being human?!
I'm gonna have a harem!
They'll be naked all the time!
I'm the king of the world!
I finished my delivery!
Nicely done...!
I just have one more job
for you to do today...
Looks like Koneko is double
booked with two summon requests.
Oh.
Take one of them
and get some practice.
That'd be super rad.
Uh, sure.
No problem.
Ma'am.
So does this mean I'm legit?
Am I making a pact?
We call that a
transportation circle...
Hold out your left hand
for me, if you would.
Uh... Is it gonna hurt?
This is a seal.
It serves as proof
you're a member of
the House of Gremory...
When you get to
the client's location,
don't panic--just do
exactly as I told you...
You think you're ready for this?
Hell yeah!
Very cute.
All right, make me proud!
I will!
Get this done and I'm one step
closer to having my harem!
The f*ck?
Whoopsie!
No, it's okay.
What is?
Looks like you can't
make the jump,
but there's another way.
This sucks balls!
What kind of devil is
summoned on a bicycle?!
Okay...
This looks like the place.
Mister Morisawa...!
Devil's knockin'
at your door...!
Open up!
Hey!
How's it goin'?!
Get outta here.
No! Come back!
I wasn't kidding!
You summoned a devil
and I'm here to hook you up!
Since when does a demon
come to your front door?!
Tonight's your lucky night?
Screw you!
I'm not an idiot--I know
how this works.
Koneko always appears out of
the magic circle on this flyer.
She's the one I called for.
Now get off my porch!
Look, I tried, okay?!
And I couldn't do it!
I don't know what happened!
All I know is they
said I had to get here
and then they put me on a bike!
A bike!
Okay... fine.
Thank you.
All right, if you're
gonna be the stand-in,
you need to prove yourself.
Show me what cool
devil tricks you got.
Tricks...?
Uh, I dunno.
What kind of tricks
does Koneko usually do?
Cosplay...? 'Save the Princess?'
Are you kidding me?!
You summoned a demon for that?
Damn straight...
I've looked everywhere for
another cute young thing
to sweep me off my
feet on a weekly basis,
but unless I wanna
grab one off the street...
Yeah, I see your point there.
Uh... she rescues you?
Yeah...
So what can you do for me?
Oh, uh, let's see...
Kame Kame...
Ho!
I'm sorry.
I really can't do anything cool.
But you are a fan of the Z?
Or so you think, but all you've
ever seen are the reruns.
My generation caught it all
first look.
Observe.
All first-editions!
Who cares if you saw it first?
That doesn't mean anything!
What?!
I have all the special edition
ones, so you can suck it!
Of course you
don't understand...
I remember it came on every
Wednesday night...
I'd have my buddies over and
we'd watch it live-
no DVRing this sh*t,
we caught the first fresh hit
of fusion awesomeness.
Well when my friends
and I played in the park,
we'd call each other the
names of the characters
and turn it into a battleground!
And if you don't believe me,
I can still pull a Kogu and go
Super Dragon on your ass!
I'd like to see you try,
you PC-Using Pansy!
Okay, that was harsh.
You didn't have to go there.
Slam!
You have to admit that was
a good Dragon yell, though.
Kame Ho!
Do you want to hang out?
Sure.
Why not?
I suck so hard.
I didn't even
end up getting a pact,
just a heated debate
about Dragon Boy Z.
What the hell was
I thinking back there?
Someone's there...
Is it that guy...?
It feels familiar.
What a surprise.
You're not what I thought,
but I'm certain you're
the one I was sent to find.
My name is Karawarner and
I have orders to destroy you.
This is truly unusual.
What's going on?
Why are you still alive?
A fallen angel!
She was supposed to have
taken care of this already!
Is that the Gremory
family crest?!
Does this mean I'm
about to be k*lled again?!
So you're the one Dohnaseek
mistook for a stray.
My, my, isn't that interesting.
The fact that you're a member of
the Gremory household just makes
it all the more important
that you are destroyed!
This bitch is
actually gonna k*ll me!
No!
That power they said I have!
I need to figure
out how to use it!
Think of the part of you
that you feel is strongest.
And if you don't believe me...
I can pull a Kogu and go
Super Dragon on your ass!
You just have to focus.
I can do the Dragon yell!
Focus!
Is that... the Sacred Gear?
I've got better things to do...
I'm going to let someone
else deal with this crap.
So what's the
Sacred Gear... this?
Yes.
Congratulations,
you've found it.
Now that it's been activated,
all you have to do is decide
when you want to
turn it on or off.
Thank goodness.
That was really gonna slow
me down in my alone time.
I'm so proud of you, Issei!
You are?
Thanks!
This does put me
in a strange position.
The fallen angels now know...
Not only are you still alive,
but you've been
reborn as one of us;
which is bound to make things
more complicated around here.
Yeah...
I'm so sorry.
I know it was just an
accident that you ran into her.
But remember...
Don't get carried away now
that you've unlocked
the Sacred Gear
and try to fight them alone.
That's disrespectful
to the rest of us.
I understand.
Thank you...
I'm tired.
I'm gonna go home.
Exaggeration much?
He's still new.
Why do you have to scare him?
I'm not trying to scare him...
I just don't want him
to overestimate himself.
Plus...
I will not let any
of those angel rejects
take my new favorite
servant from me.
Wake up...!
It's time to get out of bed...!
If you don't, I'll k*ll you!
Because I'm the Tickle Monster
and I'm coming to get you...!
Tickle tickle tickle!
I messed everything up!
What am I supposed to do if
she's still pissed off at me...?
Why am I an idiot?
Oh no.
It looks like I fell down again.
I'm such a klutz.
Whoa...
Who's that?
I'm a little bit lost, do you
think you could help me out?
Just watch and learn...
Pay close attention to my devils
as they do battle here tonight.
Freed Sellzen here,
at your service.
Kerblam!
Whatever you do, please
don't disappoint me.
01x02 - I Quit Being Human!
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Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.
Set during the struggle among the devils, fallen angels, and angels, the story follows the adventures of Issei Hyodo.