01x05 - I Will Defeat My Ex-girlfriend!

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Asia!

Yes!

I've been lusting after

this power for years!

Those miserable hearts

are in the palm of my hand...

perfect.

I'll be beloved.

I'll be the most powerful

fallen angel there is!

All those pricks

who screwed me over

are going to regret it!

Oh screw you!

All right, let's go!

You asked for it!

I don't have time for this!

Move it!

No you don't!

Kiba!

And Koneko!

Thank you!

Asia!

Oh no.

You deserve a reward

for making it this far.

I got you!

It's me...

Are you okay?

Issei... you came.

Yeah, and we're not out

yet... so stay with me.

Kay

Go ahead and take the girl.

I got what I needed.

You crazy bitch...!

Put her Sacred Gear back

where you found it, right now!

Soooo tough...

Sorry.

I had to betray my superiors

to snag that little gem.

Unfortunately for you, you're

about to become my dénouement.

But the good news is...

...you get to die together.

Issei!

'Fraid they've got

the upper hand!

You know I can't believe...

I ever wanted to be with you.

As if I couldn't tell you were a

virgin the first time I saw you.

Made my job easier,

you pansies will

believe anything

if you think you'll

get your pole greased.

I actually liked you... or Yuma.

Sweetie!

That was the point!

I needed you to play super hero

to my damsel in distress.

Poor thing.

You wanted to believe it so

badly you never even caught on.

I wish you could see your face!

It makes the t*rture of spending

so much time with you worth it!

Why...?

Why would you even

let it go that far...?

You had to've known it was

pointless from the start...

why let me worry so much

about that stupid date?

Don't worry...

That date was everything

a girl like me could want...

I was so bored the whole time

I couldn't wait to k*ll you.

What's wrong with you?

That's gonna get old real fast.

And exactly how long do they

intend to hold their shield?

Not a very

well-thought-out tool, is it?

That's gotta be draining.

Tell ya what...

Put those barrier things

down and we'll let you go.

So kidding...

Get comfy 'cause you're

gonna be here awhile.

Man, I bet your minions think

you've dropped 'em

like a bad facelift.

Omigod...

Especially that horn-ball

who thought Raynare

wanted his corn nuts...

I bet she's crunched

his ass by now!

If I were you, I wouldn't

underestimate him.

Let's just say...

He's the most powerful

pawn I've ever seen.

Yuma.

Meaning 'Evening Daze.'

I found it appropriate since my

plan was to k*ll you at sunset.

Let's talk inappropriate...

First you refuse to die,

then you replace me with

some pious, platinum, nun-slut.

Ugh. Issei...

I'm hurt...

Weren't we... special?

You're makin' me jealous.

I bet you took her on one of

your yawn-athon dates, too.

But I guess for a

sheltered little prude,

a night with you is a hoot!

Oh Issei, how do

you expect to get laid

if you keep putting

your victims to sleep?!

Shut up, Raynare!

I love a man who takes control!

Where was this when

we were dating?!

You might've gotten some!

I may be a devil...

but this bitch is just evil!

Kiba!

Koneko?!

We got this!

Get out of here, now!

Hurry!

Koneko and I will

keep them here!

Run!

We'll be fine...

I promise!

Come on...

Leave already.

I can't.

You standing there

isn't helping anyone.

Go!

Thank you... my friends...

I swear when this is all over

you'll never have

to bail me out again.

I promise you!

I'm gonna get stronger...

and fight for myself next time!

A pawn?

Well isn't that nifty,

you nerds name your servants

after chess pieces...?

The pawns are the dopes

who line up in the

front, is that right?

Yeah, they're the

sacrificial players.

Nonsense...

We would never sacrifice

any of our members.

We're family.

Hang in there...

Come on...

Once we get out

of here, you're free.

Stay with me...!

You have to fight!

That's it... be strong!

I know it wasn't a

very long time, but...

I'm so blessed to have

made a friend like you.

Stop!

It isn't over, okay...?

We're going to be friends

for a lot longer than

this; you hear me?!

When you feel better,

we'll go do some karaoke or...

I'll teach you how to bowl...

so you can't give, up, damn it!

You'd be letting my buddies

down, too ya know...

You still have to meet them.

I know they'll love you.

They may come off

like a couple of pervs,

but I swear they're

actually great guys

once you warm up to

them--and you will...

Man, are we gonna have a

story to tell them after this!

We'll all need a

crazy night soon, huh...?

Where should we go, you think?

I wish it could be different...

It would've been great to

have grown up in this country,

gone to your school.

You still can...

...and school will be a lot

more fun... with you there.

I never wanted to make you cry.

Oh, Issei...

I'm... sorry.

Good bye.

No...

Why...?

Why does she have

to be the one to die?

She's a healer.

She could've helped people!

If her gift is to

heal those in need,

doesn't that mean you

have a purpose for her?

It makes no sense...!

Damn you!

Asia didn't do

anything to deserve this!

Please give her back!

Please!

All she wanted was

to make friends!

She had one in me

and would have made

so many more...!

Is that it?

Is this my fault...?

Are you punishing her because

she made friends with a devil?

I'm sorry, okay?!

Just give her back!

A demon asking for

forgiveness in church?

What an insidious

sense of humor.

What are you doing here?!

It doesn't matter what

that moron's abilities are;

he doesn't stand a chance

against Lady Raynare.

Even if she is

his ex-girlfriend!

Oh, we heard all the

tragically lame details

of their little fling!

Now, stop!

Mittelt...!

You're evil!

What a joke!

Watch out!

She deflected it!

He's not a joke...

No one laughs at my servants.

Look what you did, now...

Maybe it wasn't such a good

idea to taunt her like that.

Whoopsie on you.

Ugh, how tacky is this?

Some rabid knight did it

to me on the way up here.

Where are Kiba and Koneko?!

Wonderful, huh...?

No matter the injury,

I heal instantly...

A perfect gift for those

of us who no longer

have the benefit of divine

protection, wouldn't you say?

And now I'll never risk losing

my rank in the underworld.

Oh...!

Great Azazel and Shemhazai,

I am prepared and

ready to do your works!

What does that matter?

What does that have

to do with Asia...?!

She wasn't a thr*at.

She didn't care about power!

Unfortunately for those

with the Sacred Gear,

this is their destiny.

That is such bullshit...!

She never would have used it!

She just wanted

to live in peace!

Out of the question.

Why?

Humans don't have the ability

to survive in their world

with the Sacred Gear...

Even if they choose to

use the power for 'good,'

they are seen as different and

would be tortured out of fear.

They said anyone

who had my kind of

power was a heretic,

so I had no choice

but to run away.

Honestly...

I'd be happy to

have any friends.

Have you ever heard

anything more absurd...?

That's just how humans operate.

Such an unfortunate

waste of power.

That wouldn't have happened...!

I was her friend

and I could have

protected her from all that...!

I wouldn't have let

anyone hurt her--ever!

She's dead!

Stone cold dead

and you're whining

about protecting her--

you realize how

psychotic you sound?!

You wouldn't have been able

to save her back then anyway!

And you can't save her now!

Will you shut up?

I'll never forgive

you for this...

I'll never forgive myself.

Why couldn't it have been you?

Any Sacred Gear works

in direct correlation

to the current feelings

of its owner...

I want her back!

To put it another way, the

stronger those feelings are...

I want Asia back!

The more powerful your

Sacred Gear will be...

Dragon Boost!

You don't pay attention, do you?

There's nothing

you can do to win--

even if you tripled

the power you have.

And you're still

trying to test me.

Light is toxic to devils.

Just touching it

scorches your bodies.

It's said... to be

the most intense

and worst pain a

devil can endure.

So what do you think?

Is it true?

What do I care if it is?

This is nothing...

Nothing compared to

what Asia went through!

I'll put up with

anything for her!

You know I really

am impressed...

A lower class-devil

making it this far?

That power is something

to be reckoned with.

What's happening?

Not that it's gonna do

you any good, though.

I just wanted to make

sure you got your kudos

for doing so much

better than expected

from a devil of your class.

That's it.

God isn't going to help me.

I'm a demon now--what

was I thinking...?

I need to call Satan.

I'm a devil now, too,

so what do you say?

Just this once,

I need a little help.

What are you mumbling

about over there...?

Is all the pain driving you mad?

I'm begging you.

I won't ask you for

anything else after this.

What's he doing?

Turn this around on her...

Let me destroy her ass!

How are you able to stand?

This is impossible.

That light should be burning

you from the inside, out!

Tell me how you're doing that.

You don't have the

power to temper light...!

You are nothing!

Don't get me wrong...

it doesn't tickle.

Even with this strength I feel

like I'm about to pass out.

But I don't care.

I'll fight through it if it

means I can take you down!

expl*si*n!

That energy wave is

at least second level.

His Sacred Gear should be

nowhere near this strong...!

It's... It's just

a Double Critical!

You won't get away... bitch!

No! I have the supreme power!

This one's for Asia!

That felt good.

Look at you handling

that on your own!

Yeah, thanks...

what held you up?

I was instructed to stay back...

Rias's orders, sorry.

Seriously?

Seriously.

I believe in you.

I knew you would defeat her.

You did?

Once my business was finished,

I found my way to the basement

and arrived just in time

to see Kiba and Koneko

having a free-for-all

with a bevy of fallen angels.

I don't know that we would've

gotten out without you.

Aw man...

I'm sorry I missed it.

Did someone order this?

You must be Raynare.

Lovely entrance.

I am Rias Gremory...

Also known as the next head

of the House of Gremory.

Gremory...?

You gotta be kidding.

It's wonderful to meet you...

What a shame we don't

have time to chat...

But sadly...

It's time for you to join your

friends I disposed of earlier.

They were rather rude to me.

So you k*lled them?

Rias's fuse is long,

but when pushed,

she lives up to her title as

Empress of Annihilation.

Damn...

Didn't know I was part of

such a hardcore group...

Neat.

So many feathers!

It looks like the

forest is molting!

Why would the heiress of

Gremory dare such a thing?

Well, since you ask...

After Dohnaseek att*cked Issei,

I discovered multiple fallen

angels had plans

to att*ck this town...

Normally, I would

have stayed out of it,

but they seemed insistent

on targeting my team.

So... You did it to defend me?

Look at you...!

I didn't see your Sacred Gear?

Yeah...

I don't know what happened,

it just freaked out

and turned red.

It's called a Red Dragon...

Which... explains

a lot, actually.

Did you see this, Raynare?

You weren't defeated by a Dual

Critical Sacred Gear after all.

No need to feel too embarrassed.

What?

The one Issei uses automatically

doubles its owner's power

every ten seconds--allowing

him to transcend

both God and Satan at will...

It's one of the thirteen

varieties of Longinus.

The strongest level of

the Red Dragon Emperor

is called Boosted Gear!

So this sacred tool

with the ability

to destroy God is in

the hands of a child?

The one downfall is that it

requires a decent amount

of time to start due to

it's immense power...

The only reason he was able

to b*at you was because

you let your guard down.

If only you'd learned

that lesson earlier.

Issei, please...

I'm sorry, I know I said

some mean things to you

but I didn't have a choice--

I had to fulfill my role

as a fallen angel!

Yuma!

I mean...

If I really didn't care...

would I still be

wearing your gift?

Please don't tell

me you forgot...

You bought it for me,

don't you remember?

No way.

Why do you still

have that thing?

How could I possibly

get rid of this?

It reminds me of you.

Koneko...

You ready?

You wouldn't let them hurt me...

would you, Issei?

Shut up...

I don't buy it.

Rias. Please...

I can't do this.

You've toyed with

my servant's emotions

for the last time.

Be gone!

Uh... In that case...

Since you're single...

Do you think you'd

like to go out with me?

I'd like for you

to be my boyfriend!

These are beautiful.

Shall we return them?

Yeah.

I'm sorry...

You all came to help me...

I fought as hard as

I could and still...

I failed...

She's gone...

Asia, please forgive me.

You have nothing

to apologize for.

This world is still new to you.

Nobody here is placing blame,

least of all, Asia.

But... But... I...

Now, this may not

make any sense,

but I'd like to show

you something.

Have you ever seen

one of these before?

A chess piece.

Uh huh.

That one...

is called the bishop.

What does that mean?

The bishop's position

of power is to protect

and heal the other devils

in the household.

Perhaps the timing is perfect.

We could use a good clergyman.

Wait... are you saying...?

Our good Sister is about to be

born again into the underworld.

In the name of Rias Gremory

I call to Asia Argento...

Hear my command.

Return thy soul from

the shadows of death

to the human realm...

Rise once more as

my demon servant.

Rejoice!

For you have been

given new life!

Wake as my healer and clergyman!

So what now...?

Is she gonna wake up?

Just wait.

You're alive!

Huh?

Wait...

is that...

really her?

It is.

I don't make a habit

of reviving the deceased

but her power may be useful...

From here on,

you are her protector...

You are the

senior devil, after all.

Issei...?

Uh... Am... Am I here?

Yes, and I'm so happy...!

You're home.

You are so damn sexy

in the morning...

What do I do to get

you up... huh?

Hit it.

Hit it hard.

What's up?

It's your favorite

devil servant!

Hi!

I'm surprised you're here today.

How you feeling?

Great!

Thanks to Asia's power,

it's like it never happened.

Fantastic, she's already

proving how useful she can be.

It's no wonder all

those fallen angels

were so threatened by her power.

So, question.

If you don't mind...

If... we're named

after chess pieces,

does that mean all the

positions are represented?

It does.

Then if I'm a pawn,

that would mean that you have

or can have like, seven

more of me on your board?

Which is totally cool.

I understand if I'm

not enough for you.

That was a joke!

I'm completely

stable and secure!

You're the only pawn

I'll ever need, Issei.

That's awesome.

When a human becomes a devil,

the number of Evil Pieces

they consume varies.

It just depends on

what special abilities

that person has to contribute.

Consumed?

For you, the pieces

I had remaining,

were one knight, one rook,

one bishop, and eight pawns...

So that is what

I had to choose from...

After I knew I wanted to

bring you back as my servant...

I decided to use all eight of

my pawns in order to save you.

So...

You sacrificed seven

others to have me?

It was a gamble...

I had a feeling your power alone

was strong enough to replace

every one of the others.

Humans with that

potential are hard to find

so I considered the sacrifice

to be well worth the risk.

Now that we know you posses

the Boosted Gear of Longinus,

I'd say it was worth it.

You are worth it.

Boosted Gear...

The highest level of the

Red Dragon Emperor.

The crimson haired

Princess of Ruin

and the user of

the Red Dragon...

I don't know if we could

be more perfectly matched.

Yeah...

Go, Team Red!

Strive to become

the mightiest pawn...

I have complete faith in

your ability to achieve this...

Consider it an order,

my dear servant.

I can totally do that!

And now I'm closer to my goal!

Oh wow, what are you doing?!

Just a little spell to

strengthen your stamina.

Sweetness...!

I've always wanted

p*rn star stamina!

You'll need your strength

to better fulfill my orders,

and I'm going to have

to stop coddling you

or our newest member

will become jealous.

Jealous?

Um...

What's going on?

We're just talking!

That's how it always starts.

It's okay.

I know she's prettier than me.

And she'll probably

do things I won't,

so it makes sense

that you like her more...

Oh!

I shouldn't say

things like that!

I swear I'm not jealous!

I'm just insecure!

Dear Lord, please forgive

my sins of lust and envy--

Asia! Are you okay?!

I feel like a Kn*fe just

ran through my head.

God's not very receptive

to the prayers of demons.

I forgot.

He's probably angry that

I became a devil, huh?

How do you feel about it?

Oh me?

I don't have any regrets at all!

The best part is that Issei and

I can be together forever now,

and that's all

I ever really wanted.

Uh huh, that's nice,

now about that

outfit you've got on.

What do you think?

It's great, but...

does it mean you

go to our school?

It does.

My father is on the school

board so getting her enrolled

as a transfer student

wasn't a problem.

That's cool.

I didn't know that.

Good morning, everyone!

I'm almost glad to

see you're not dead.

Oh perfect!

You're all here!

I brought cake

so we could officially

welcome our new member!

Issei?

Yeah?

Great job today.

I was very impressed.

Oh...

Thanks for your impressed-ness.

Wasn't that a sweet ending?

Gag me.

Oh snap...

Nipple contact.

Look here, Tiny Tim,

Miltan wants you

to turn her into a

magical fairy princess!

Did ya see anything

you like, you big pervert?