02x08 - Open House Begins!

[bunniefuu]

[VALI] I am Vali,

White Dragon Emperor,

but you can call me

the Vanishing Dragon.

Holy crap.

[thinking] My left hand

is freaking out again.

Sure picked a

crappy time to do it.

How vulnerable you are.

It wouldn't take much to

defeat you with my magic.

Almost too easy.

Boosted--!

Don't you think this joke

has gone on long enough?

It wouldn't be smart for us

to allow you to start a fight

with the Red Dragon Emperor

here, now would it?

[ASIA] What's going on?

Asia, get back.

Is this really the best move?

If all of you fighting still

couldn't bring Kokabiel down,

you'll never b*at me.

But don't take

my word for it.

Keep going if you don't

care about causing a scene.

[VALI] Tell me, Issei.

How do you think you compare

to those with the

power in this world?

What do you mean?

I'm talking about

your Balance Breaker.

It looks quite incomplete,

if you ask me,

but still a four digit ranking.

On a scale of strongest

to weakest, that is.

I'd say between

one thousandth

and fifteen hundredth or lower.

That's great.

So what's your point?

[VALI] My point is that

you're a valuable player.

You should be taken care

of and properly nurtured.

Don't you agree, Rias?

What the hell?

I don't need your advice.

[RIAS] Mind telling me

what this is all about?

If you've come here on

behalf of the fallen angels,

I can assure you it's

a huge waste of time.

[VALI] Were you aware

that the Welsh Dragon

and the Vanishing Dragon called

upon the Twin Sky Dragons?

People involved with

the Red and White Dragons

have never had the best of luck.

I'm fascinated.

Makes me wonder

how your life will turn out.

[VALI] Calm down.

I didn't come here

to fight with you.

[VALI] I've much more

important things to do today.

Are you okay?

[ISSEI thinking]

Her hands are sweating.

She must be freaking out.

At least it's

calming down a bit.

Good thing.

I didn't want Akeno to suck the

power out of me during class.

So Vali's the

White Dragon Emperor?

g*dd*mn.

I gotta admit his

fighting style's impressive.

It's almost like

Riser's except his--

[DDRAIG] His is

the complete form.

[DDRAIG] Yours couldn't

even begin to compare.

[ISSEI] Thanks, Ddraig.

So what's going on

between the White Dragon

and the Red Dragon, exactly?

[DDRAIG] When all

the great powers--

God, the Angels,

the Fallen Angels,

and the Devils--were at w*r,

the other creatures and

humans were suddenly forced

to choose sides to

ensure their survival.

[DDRAIG] The only ones who

refused were the Dragons.

[ISSEI] Why?

[DDRAIG] The majority

didn't think the w*r

had anything to do with them.

They ignored it and

lived how they pleased.

However, in the

midst of the w*r,

two foolish dragons decided

to start a massive fight.

Are you saying

what I think you are?

[DDRAIG] Not caring

about the great w*r

that had taken over the world,

they fought wildly

on the b*ttlefield.

I don't get it.

Why were they

fighting like that?

[DDRAIG sighs] Hell if I know.

They probably don't remember

the reason themselves.

Okay I'm

already over this story.

[DDRAIG] It gets better.

Unless something was

done about those two,

the w*r wouldn't

be able to continue.

The three great powers

called a temporary truce

in order to deal

with the rebel dragons.

That makes it sound like

it was more than just a fight.

What happened after

they were stopped?

[DDRAIG] Fury.

Their anger became

wild beyond imagination.

They lashed

out at the leaders

of the angels, devils,

and fallen angels.

They didn't like

anyone--not even God

or the Devil King--interfering

with their battle.

It was payback,

plain and simple.

[ISSEI] I wouldn't

want to mess with them.

Dragons are nuts!

[DDRAIG] Our story

doesn't end there.

The Dragons ended up getting

diced into thousands of pieces,

and their wicked

souls were sealed

within humans as Sacred Gears.

[DDRAIG] From that day on,

those same Dragons

have used humans

as intermediaries

to meet and fight,

over and over again.

Let me take a wild guess.

Those two dragons are

called Ddraig and Albion.

[DDRAIG]

I've been wondering

when we would

finally meet again.

[ALBION] As have I.

We are still fated to fight.

It is inevitable.

I think I know where

you're going with this now.

[DDRAIG] There have been

times where the human host

has d*ed before the two

have had a chance to meet.

[ISSEI] And since I'm alive

and I've met the other Dragon,

I have no choice but

to help you fight him!

Well, even if it is my fate,

I'm a low-rent

devil and a loser.

There's no way I'd be able

to take on someone like him.

Damn.

[thinking]

Screw this fate sh*t, man.

I'm not going to

let that stop me!

I said I'd be Harem King

someday and damn it, I will!

Issei, you bastard!

[MATSUDA] Everyone knows

what you did, punk.

[MOTOHAMA] Somehow you

got that Xenovia chick

to join the Occult

Research Club!

I'm tired of cool stuff

happening to you all the time!

Remember that

time you hit me?

What was that about?

You asked for it.

Look at all these

super-hot girls

who get all excited

whenever you're around.

Yeah, you're supposed

to have my back, Bro!

Why you gotta

play me like that?

Like what?

Don't even.

Both of you shut up.

I just want to

know about Xenovia.

You haven't hooked up

with her yet, have you?

Of course not,

have at it.

[XENOVIA] At what?

[ISSEI] Oh hey! What's up?

I'm sorry about

the other day.

I didn't mean to spring that on

you when you weren't prepared.

[ISSEI] Oh, right. It's cool.

But let's not

talk about this here.

I brought you something.

Keep these with you

for the next time.

[ISSEI] Are you crazy?

[MATSUDA and MOTOHAMA] Damn it!

Hi guys. Oh,

those are pretty.

Here, you should

probably take one, too.

Oh thanks.

[ASIA] But what are you

supposed to do with it?

Looks like Issei's

throwing a party later.

Where's it at?

This has nothing

to do with me.

Hey, do you have any

idea what these are for?

[KIRYUU] You use it when

you're doing The Naughty

and you don't want

to have random babies.

[ISSEI]

All right, that's enough!

Asia isn't interested!

[KIRYUU] Uh, are you sure?

[ISSEI] Huh?

Nice retort.

I think she'd be

very interested to know

what you're planning

to do with Xenovia.

No, it's okay!

If he doesn't want to tell me,

I don't want to know!

You d*ck!

Oh no, please

don't hurt him!

No one's hurt.

[ASIA] Please don't hurt Issei.

He's a good guy.

I promise he means well.

Thanks for

being there for me.

I think you're

the only one who is.

Of course I am,

I always will be.

I'm here for you no matter what.

[ISSEI] Wow. Thanks.

Hey, Issei.

[ISSEI] Wha--?

You ready?

Let's go make intercourse.

No, I'm not!

What the hell has

gotten into Xenovia?

Someone ate a

Crazy Sandwich today.

[RIAS] Hello, Issei.

[ISSEI] Oh, hey ladies.

What's up?

How's your arm feeling?

[ISSEI] Awesome!

It went back to normal

after I rested a bit.

I hear you met the

White Dragon Emperor.

Yeah. I guess he just

wanted to come here

and check out the

sights or something?

[SONA] Seriously?

I doubt he has

time for sight-seeing.

He seems to be working

for the Fallen Angels

so I don't think

we have to worry

about him making rash decisions.

Regardless of

his intentions,

I don't want him on

the school grounds.

Me either.

Especially since we'll have

a much bigger problem

to deal with soon.

Good. We agree.

Talk to you later.

[RIAS] All right.

Take care of yourself.

Those two seem

a little depressed.

Did something happen or--?

No, nothing specifically.

They're just a little

stressed out about Open House.

Open House? But why?

I mean, I totally get

why Rias is freaked,

but why Sona?

Looks like you're

feeling better.

I'd say your arm healed up

quite nicely now, didn't it?

Uh, yeah.

I guess it wasn't really

that big of a deal.

Aw, that's unfortunate.

I was hoping there

was still energy left in it.

Sucking those juices out

of you was good for me, too.

[RIAS] Akeno!

You startled me.

[RIAS] Obviously you

two can't be left alone.

[AKENO] I was just

checking on Issei

to see if he needed anything.

[RIAS] Sure you were.

[thinking] Azazel and the

White Dragon Emperor, Vali, huh?

Just great,

it's like all the guys

I don't want hanging around me.

Crap, I'm sorry!

Oh, Issei?

[RIAS] Oh, Issei.

Rias, it's you!

Were you

gonna take a bath?

[ISSEI] Uh, no.

[RIAS] Asia's in here, too?

Oh, hi.

I don't want to have

to wait for both of you.

Why don't we just

take a bath together?

[RIAS] Asia, you

have beautiful skin.

[ASIA] Really, you think so?

I always thought

your skin was whiter

and smoother than practically

anyone I've ever met.

[RIAS] Well, that's

nice of you to say.

[ISSEI thinking] What kind

of world am I living in?

Not that I'm complaining!

Damnit, I want

to look straight on

and save it in my brain,

but if I look straight on

at such a provocative scene,

I'll dirty the bathroom

with my nosebleed,

and that won't be good either!

Whaddaya want?

Nothing it's just

that I've always wanted

to take a bath in

here like this with you.

Are you like

being for real?

[thinking] This is so f*cking

intense, my brain can't keep up!

What's wrong, Issei?

Don't you like taking

a hot bath with me?

[ISSEI] Oh no! I do!

It's the best thing ever,

like ever ever.

[RIAS] Good.

Just hearing that

makes me so happy.

I want to take a bath

with you like this every day,

but I don't think

your body can take it,

so how about once

every three days?

Or maybe once every five days?

Once a week just

isn't enough, though;

I want you more than that.

Whoa, too hot!

[thinking] Damnit, we

can't do anything dirty

because Asia's here.

If only I had

more courage,

I could take her on,

here and now.

Wanna piece of me?

I wonder if you would've

come after me already

if Asia wasn't around.

It should be just us two.

[ASIA] No way!

I don't want to be left out!

It's not fair;

I think I should be able

to take a bath with you, too!

Listen, Asia!

Since I have the chance,

let me be clear.

Issei belongs to me.

The child is part of my

household as well as my servant.

He's my Issei!

Do you understand?

[ASIA] What you

say might be true,

but that doesn't mean

he's not my Issei, too!

[RIAS] Asia.

Issei dotes on you every day.

You should be more giving

of him during times like this.

[ASIA] But I don't want to!

Trust me, as it is,

I'm already holding back

a lot on how much

I want him to dote on me.

[RIAS] Come on Asia,

like you could do this?

[ASIA] Yeah,

I can do that all day!

[ISSEI] Wait! You too, Asia?

I have a question.

Do you like me or Rias better?

Now, tell the truth, Issei!

I know I might be smaller in

size, especially in the bust,

but I won't lose

at anything else!

I promise!

Oh dear.

Issei's favorite thing

ever is big bosoms.

In fact, he never

stops telling me

how much he loves my huge chest.

Isn't that right, Issei?

[ASIA] No! That's

not true, is it, Issei?

[RIAS] Issei?

[ASIA] Issei?

[RIAS] Hey, Issei!

[ASIA]

Issei, what's wrong?

Get a hold of yourself!

[MALE TEACHER A] On your

desks you'll see a lump of clay.

Your assignment is to

create something original.

It can be whatever you want

as long as it's

meaningful to you.

We all see life and

situations differently.

It's the same with every day

conversations we may have.

We use the same words;

but it's our personal expression

that defines the thought.

[ISSEI] Something

meaningful to me, huh?

[MOTHER] We're so

proud of you, Asia!

Look over here and

smile for the camera!

What the hell are

they doing here?

Man, this is awkward.

Rice balls.

Oh great.

I'm the only one

who hasn't started yet.

[ISSEI thinking] I don't

know what to make.

Something meaningful to me.

Hm. It can be real as

long as I think it's special.

[ISSEI] What could that be?

[RIAS] Hello, Issei.

[ISSEI thinking]

Rias's body!

Those perfect

lumps of sexy time,

that nearly microscopic waist,

'dat ass, 'dem thighs!

I could sculpt it all in vanilla

pudding with my eyes closed!

Pudding.

[MALE TEACHER A] Ahem! Issei!

[ISSEI] I'm here!

[KATASE] Holy crap;

it's a gray Rias.

[MURAYAMA] Amazing.

It looks just like her.

[MALE TEACHER A]

You've been holding out on us!

I didn't realize we had

a sculptor in the class!

[ISSEI] Oh we don't,

really-- I just, um--

It was an accident!

[KIRYUU] You must

be feeling her up

so much that you have

her body memorized!

I don't believe

anyone was talking to you!

[MATSUDA] I knew he

was creepin' with her!

[MOTOHAMA]

What do they feel like?

You're such a pervert!

I don't know why Rias

would mess around

with a freak like you!

Check it out, man.

That thing is obviously

stressin' ya big time.

Let's trade.

Don't do it, Issea!

I'll give you half

my allowance for a week!

I'll give you half

my allowance for a month!

Rias's body isn't property

to be sold, you guys!

Look how

talented our son is!

And to think,

I always thought of him

as a total loser whose

only skill was coming up

with unique and creative ways

to describe women's breasts!

I can't believe how wrong

I was about everything.

Huh?

I mean about Open House.

I never imagined it would

actually be this entertaining.

Yeah, I guess if you're

into people arguing.

I hate it here.

[RIAS] It is very well made.

[AKENO] Oh my!

Well I guess I shouldn't be

surprised considering the fact

that you're groping on

Rias's body every day, right?

[ISSEI] Believe me,

it's not every day!

And because of that,

I've been forced to carve

the image deep into my mind!

In that case, I'd love it

if you'd make one of me, too!

What?

You mean while you're naked?

Without any clothes on?

I want it to be

extremely accurate.

You may have to touch

to learn my curves.

You mean with my hands?

[AKENO echo] You may

have to touch me.

You may have to touch me.

You may have to touch me.

[ISSEI] I may have to touch her!

I didn't know there

was a magic phrase

that would make

me feel so creative!

When do we start?

[RIAS and ASIA] You don't.

[ISSEI] Just kidding. I can't.

[MOTOHAMA] Aw, no way!

A MagiGirl photo sh**t?

[MATSUDA] Come on!

As former photography

club members,

we gotta represent

and record this thing!

[ISSEI] MagiGirl?

It can't be!

Or can it?

[MOTOHAMA] You can do it!

Just put your back into it!

[MATSUDA] Ooh girl,

watch yourself!

Show me what

you're workin' with!

[ISSEI] What the what?

[ISSEI] Am I awake?

Is that a Magical

Girl Milky Spiral Seven,

Alternative cosplay?

[ASIA] Issei, how do you

know about that costume?

Because I watched the

whole show in one sitting.

A friend of mine was obsessed

with it and insisted

we do a marathon.

Sounds fun. Which friend?

[SAJI] Knock it off!

We are still on

school property!

You've seen enough of this!

[MOTOHAMA] Dude!

You're blocking my sh*t!

[MATSUDA] It's just

a frikkin' photo sh**t!

[MALE STUDENTS]

Move out of the way!

[SAJI] We don't need this kind

of commotion on the

day of Open House!

Get out of here!

[MALE STUDENT A]

That's not right!

[MALE STUDENT B]

See you later, Milky!

All right.

Are you related to

someone at this school?

Okay, well,

they should've told you

that this sort of outfit

is unacceptable here.

[LEVIATHAN] Sparkle,

shine, your command is mine!

You have to stop that.

[ISSEI] Well, well.

Hard at work as usual, huh?

[SAJI] I don't have

time for you.

[SONA] Saji!

What's going on here?

Oh hey, Sona.

This girl says--

I finally found you, Sona!

[ISSEI] Who's that?

[SAJI thinking] Sona knows her?

I'm so happy to see you!

What's the matter? You look sad?

Your face is all red.

Aren't you excited to finally

be seeing your big sister again?

I'm gonna require a lot

more happiness from you!

Come on!

You should run into my arms

and tell me how

much you missed me!

And then I'll say,

"oh Sona, I've missed you too!"

And I'll give you a big fat kiss

and then you'd kiss me back

and that would lead

to girl on girl action

and wouldn't that be hot?

She has a sister?

That is the

Lady Serafall Leviathan.

"The Lady" who?

She's currently one

of the four Devil Kings.

I'd always heard things

about Sona's sister.

But I didn't recognize her

since this is the

first time we've met.

Your line's next.

This is the part where

you say how long it's been

and how excited

you are to see me.

It's been quite a long

time, Lady Leviathan.

Oh, yes it has. Rias.

How excited are you to see me?

Very. Thank you for asking.

Did you come here to

visit Sona for Open House?

Yeah!

But I had to find out

about it on my own!

Sona's a meanie

and didn't tell me!

I was so mad when

I found out the truth.

I almost att*cked

Heaven out of frustration!

What am I missing?

Is she still talking

about Open House?

Hey look!

Is he the guy who's

supposed to be the Dragon?

He is. Issei!

I want you to meet someone.

Uh, sure.

I'm Issei.

It's nice to meet you!

I'm a pawn in the

service of Rias Gremory!

I can see that!

And I'm the Devil King,

Serafall Leviathan!

But you can call

me Little Levia!

[ISSEI] Uh. Cool.

[SONA] Listen to me.

I am responsible for the

entire student council here.

Even if you are family,

this is inappropriate

school attire.

You're going to have to change!

[LEVIATHAN] Why do you

have to be like that?

Can you hear the tone

of your voice right now?

You're borderline violent!

You know that I've never

asked for anything!

All I want is to

be a Magical Girl!

You know, I feel like

I've heard this

line somewhere before.

With my sparkling staff,

I will do my duty

and obliterate all the

angels and fallen angels!

Do you have

any respect at all?

If you start sparkling,

you could annihilate a

small country in minutes.

I just had a thought.

Why didn't Sona mention

her to us earlier?

Like when Kokabiel att*cked,

you think she would've,

like, needed her help.

Is it because they

don't get along?

[AKENO] No, it's the opposite.

[AKENO] The problem is actually

that Lady Serafall loves

her sister a little too much.

Some would say she's obsessed.

Sona could've

asked for help.

But it would've

gotten out of control.

[SAJI] Also, if she found

out her baby sister had been

violated by a fallen angel,

she would've started

a w*r right then.

Ahh! I can't take it anymore!

[LEVIATHAN] Sona, wait!

Don't leave!

[SONA] Stay away from me!

Looks like Sona's

going to need my help.

I'll talk to you later.

I hear ya.

Check ya later!

Saji's headed for

a rough time, isn't he?

It's not really

my place to say, Asia.

But yes, he is.

All the devil kings

are like this.

He's got his work

cut out for him.

[ISSEI] What do

you mean 'like this?'

[RIAS] High strung

and excitable.

It can be exhausting.

[FATHER] Ahoy there, Issei!

Hey Dad.

[LORD GREMORY] There you are!

I've been looking for you, Rias.

Hello, Father.

What? Rias has a dad?

But he's so young!

[LORD GREMORY]

You must be Issei.

I'm Rias's father.

Thank you for taking

care of my daughter.

[ISSEI] Hi. Nice to meet you.

What's going on?

[FATHER] Your mom and

I ran into him in the hallway.

And here we are,

still talking to

each other in a hallway.

Why don't we go

back to the house

where there's room to sit?

That sounds like

a wonderful idea!

[gasps]

[FATHER] Great!

Then it's settled!

We'll head on over!

Should I stop by the store

and grab us some whiskey?

[LORD GREMORY] Please!

Whiskey?

So dad's gonna get faced

with Rias's dad, huh?

He doesn't realize

who he actually is.

[SIR ZECHS laughs]

That's brilliant.

Why are you laughing?

It looks

like we're having

a family slumber party

with Father tonight.

[sighs]

[LORD GREMORY] This is splendid!

[SIR ZECHS]

Everything looks delicious.

[MOTHER] It's like I told Rei:

if you can't cook big,

then go home!

[FATHER] Let's raise a

glass to our new friend!

Cheers!

[MOTHER] Watch her face

when she notices the camera!

[ASIA] I'm so embarrassed.

Issei, why do you

always look like

you ate a sour lemon

when we film you?

After this, I'd love

to show you Rias's.

You got video, too?

Let's see it!

[ISSEI] It's Rias in class!

[LORD GREMORY] The way I see it,

it's part of a father's duty

to embarrass his

daughter at school.

I feel like I'm in the

lowest level of Hell right now.

[SIR ZECHS] Isn't that sweet?

Our little Ri-Ri is answering

the teacher's question!

Oh and she got it right!

I've had about

enough of this!

I'll be in my room. Stupid jerk!

Rias!

[laughter]

[MOTHER] It's too true!

[MOTHER] Here you go.

[LORD GREMORY] Oh, thank you.

[ISSEI] Um. Rias?

[ISSEI] Do you want to

come hang out in my room?

[ISSEI] So uh--

I know it's awkward

with the videos and stuff;

and your brother's being

kind of a douche-canoe,

but I don't think it's

necessarily a bad thing

that our parents met and

are getting along, ya know?

[RIAS] No, I know it's not.

[RIAS] Can I ask you something?

[ISSEI] Of course.

[RIAS] Be honest.

Are you glad that you met me?

[RIAS] I'm very happy here.

[ISSEI] It's been an honor!

[ISSEI] I mean, yeah!

I'm glad that I met you!

And I'm glad that you're here!

[ISSEI] But--

[RIAS] But what?

[ISSEI] Nothing. Never mind.

[ISSEI] She's gonna

end up with someone else.

I don't think

I can deal with that.

I knew it! It's not fair!

You're always with her!

I made the first move,

and the first strike starts the

w*r--that's what Akeno says.

[ASIA] Well I say the

second strike starts the w*r!

What do you

mean by that?

[SIR ZECHS] It's a bad idea.

Fights are never good.

How long have

you been there?

[SIR ZECHS] Long enough.

There's something I've been

meaning to discuss with you.

[RIAS] Go ahead.

All right.

I was thinking that it might be

about time to release

the other Bishop.

What is he

talking about, Rias?

Hard to imagine Asia's

powers could be matched.

[RIAS] The Bishop's

gifts were dangerous.

So they were sealed away

because I wasn't strong

enough to handle them.

Dangerous how?

What does that mean?

You're the one who organized

all this; aren't you?

Guilty as charged.

Rest assured,

after observing the fight

with Phoenix and Kokabiel,

I've reconsidered.

Then why?

There are a lot more

pieces to work with,

and you're stronger now

than you've ever been.

I am more than confident

that the time is right.

Release the

Bishop, Rias.

[RIAS] If you-- I mean, yes,

if the Great Devil

Lucifer orders it done.

[ISSEI] Yo, Issei here!

I'm about to get

another underclassman.

And she's a cute little

girl who's a shut-in!

Wha--? Girl? Huh?

Wa--? Seriously?

Next time,

"I Have a Junior!"

Dude, I don't have nips!