02x12 - Clash of the Twin Heavenly Dragons!

[bunniefuu]

Here, have a gift!

[ISSEI] Dragon sh*t!

Thanks, Issei!

No prob. Everyone okay?

[RIAS] This is too dangerous.

Which is why I need you

to please take care

of Gasper for me.

[SIR ZECHS] All right.

Can we k*ll them, now?

We're supposed to

protect this area

until the gate closes,

so let's focus on that first!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[SIR ZECHS] The only one

who can use strong

protection magic is Rias.

This whole thing's all my fault.

[ISSEI] Rias!

[GASPER] I should

help them. I wanna help.

Rias! Issei!

Please listen.

I can fight, too.

I want to be a

man just like Issei is.

I want to make

you all proud of me,

and I want to be worthy of you.

I will fight. I just have to.

I'm gonna do whatever it

takes to protect my friends!

You can't, Gasper!

Please, Zechs,

you have to stop him!

Do something!

[GASPER] I can do this.

Watch me! I can be a man, too!

[RIAS] Gasper!

Oh?

What was that?

Any idea what

just happened?

I don't have a clue.

Welcome back, Sona!

Will you get off of me?

Gasper did it.

I'm not sure how, but he

made time go back to normal.

[GRAYFIA] He stopped

the enemy gate, too.

One less thing to

worry about, so hooray!

Oh, hell yeah!

You owned them, Gasper!

I don't understand.

We'll tell you

the details later.

For now. I need everyone's help.

[AKENO] You got it, Rias!

Ring out, Thunder!

Tsubaki!

I'm on it, Sona.

[AZAZEL] Well then, why don't

we start getting serious here?

I'm so bored right now, are you?

What're you holding?

[AZAZEL] Something much

more interesting than w*r.

Call it my hobby.

This is the Downfall

Dragon Spear.

It's an artificial Sacred Gear

developed by yours truly.

[AZAZEL] Balance Break.

What's he doing?

[AZAZEL] Armor of

the Fallen Dragon.

Downfall Dragon Another Armor.

[ISSEI] A dragon's armor.

He can do a

Balance Breaker, too?

[AZAZEL] Now, come here.

I'll k*ll you!

[CATTLEYA screams]

[AZAZEL]

Ha ha!

[CATTLEYA] I am not

necessarily needed

for the creation

of our new world!

[CATTLEYA] If I can take out

one of the Three Great Powers,

then I welcome death.

[CATTLEYA] I'll destroy

myself for glory!

[AZAZEL] Destroy yourself?

Ha!

I don't want to mock

your hopes and dreams,

but it doesn't seem worth it.

[AZAZEL] You'll still die.

[high-pitched wail]

[AZAZEL] But I'm only willing

to give up an arm for you.

And yet again

there's still plenty

of room for improvement.

But I guess you can stay

with me a little while longer.

My Dragon King Fafnir.

That dude is hard.

He lost his arm!

We're not done.

There are still a

few stragglers left.

Right, yeah.

Ascalon!

[DDRAIG] Blade!

Nice, they've

annihilated everyone.

What the hell?

Y'got me.

Must be losing

my edge. Bad, Vali.

[VALI] Sorry, Azazel.

Things looked more

interesting on this side.

[ISSEI] Vali!

You're the one who betrayed us!

I can understand,

but there is something

I'd like to ask you.

[VALI]

Hmm?

[AZAZEL] You know Shemhaza,

my Vice Governor-General.

Well, he's recently

informed me of a faction

that has been gathering

the dangerous elements

and members of the

Three Great Powers.

What were they called?

Oh, yes, the Chaos Brigade.

Chaos sounds accurate.

Whoever's in charge

must be strong.

But why would

anyone gather

such dangerous

people together?

So. I bet I can guess

who's leading you.

Has to be Orphis,

the Ouroboros Dragon, right?

Orphis! It can't be!

Is that another dragon?

The Infinite Dragon God,

a dragon so strong,

even God was afraid of him.

[VALI] Yes, it is true

I have sided with Orphis.

But believe me,

neither one of us

has the slightest interest

in world domination.

[VALI] We're just

a group who formed

in order to use our power.

And that's all.

Well, that makes more sense.

Conspiring with Cattleya seemed

a little beneath you,

but even so.

Both of you had

Devil Titles stolen,

so I wasn't sure.

He's a Devil King

descendant, too?

What are you saying?

[VALI] My name is Vali Lucifer.

[SIR ZECHS] What?

[ISSEI] Lucifer?

[RIAS] No!

[VALI] I am a direct descendant

of one of the dead Devil Kings.

My mother was a human,

so I'm a half-blood.

My father was

the grandson

of the former

Great Devil King Lucifer.

[RIAS] No. It can't be true.

[SIR ZECHS]

Of course. Half-human.

There's no way we

could have known.

[AZAZEL] While you have the

blood of a real Devil King,

since you are also a

human, you just happened

to be able to be possessed

by the Vanishing Dragon.

[AZAZEL] So basically,

your very existence is a joke.

I would go with

"miracle" personally,

but to each their own.

[ASIA] Look at his wings!

[MICHAEL] Dear God.

[AZAZEL] I have a

feeling this one will be

the best White Dragon Emperor

the world has ever known.

Past, present, and future.

The best dragon ever.

[VALI] Issei Hyodo, fate can

be cruel, wouldn't you agree?

Yeah. Maybe.

[VALI] I am the

strongest dragon,

and I carry with me the

blood of the Devil King.

But you are just a lowly human.

Before becoming a devil,

you weren't even an impressive

student in high school.

That is to say,

aside from the Boosted Gear,

you are nothing.

It's disappointing.

It's so disappointing

it's funny.

Even though we are

rival Sacred Gears--

You and I are as far

apart as the sky to the earth.

No, more than that.

You got a point there, Vali?

[VALI] I do; I think

you should try harder.

Maybe you should

try being an avenger.

I could k*ll your parents

if that would help.

[ISSEI] Eh?

[VALI] If I take something,

as precious to you as

your mother and father, away,

surely you would be able

to act on that tragic fate.

Your parents would most likely

be grateful to me

for their m*rder.

Any death I would

grant them would be

far more exciting than

their current boring life.

Yes, let's do that.

No. How can

he be so cruel?

Oh, Issei.

I'm so gonna

k*ll this assh*le.

[RIAS] Issei!

Why should my

parents have to die

for his damn convenience?

Like I would just sit idly by

and let him take

anything from me!

[DDRAIG]

Welsh Dragon Over Booster!

[ISSEI] No one hurts

the people I care about.

I don't care who they are!

It's his Balance Breaker!

[VALI] Look, Albion.

The boy's power has

gone up exponentially.

[ALBION] The Sacred Gear

uses strong feelings

to sustain its power.

You're facing pure

rage from him right now.

Well done.

That is one of the

most appropriate ways

of drawing out the dragon.

[VALI] So what you're saying is,

I'm even better at

drawing out his dragon

than he is at being one.

[ISSEI] Yeah, keep

talking, douchebag!

Ascalon!

[DDRAIG] Blade!

[ALBION] The Dragon Slayer?

I won't be able to deflect

even one cut from this.

[VALI] All right, then

I won't let him cut me.

Issei!

Let me go; he needs me!

At this point,

both of their auras

have passed their limits.

If you get too close to either

of them, you'll burn and die.

But I-- I can't just

sit here and watch this!

[VALI] Weak. You're too weak!

[splutters]

[ALBION] Divide!

[ISSEI] Damn it.

How could I have forgotten?

He absorbs the power

of whatever comes

into contact with his sword.

I'm so stupid.

[RIAS] Are you all right?

[ISSEI] A-okay! You don't

have to worry about me!

[GASPER] Issei, don't lose!

You have to b*at him!

[ISSEI] I will.

Especially since

Rias is watching!

[ISSEI] I won't

lose in front of her!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[VALI] Adorable.

What did he do?

[DDRAIG] He sent

the extra energy he got

from you out through his wings.

By doing that,

he can maintain his power

at the upper limits

of his capacity.

[ISSEI] Okay, so no matter

how amazing he might be,

there's still a limit

to what he can handle?

[VALI] Exactly.

[VALI] During the

fight with Kokabiel,

you were fighting for the sake

of your friends, weren't you?

Does this mean

I should k*ll your friends,

before I k*ll your family?

[ISSEI] Asia!

[VALI] What about her?

[ISSEI] You bastard!

Stop f*cking around,

you piece of sh*t!

[VALI] Hate me more!

Get angrier!

Get stronger and

stronger for me.

[VALI] Let's have some real fun.

Issei, no!

[ISSEI] Ddraig!

Transfer power to Ascalon!

[DDRAIG] Transfer!

[ISSEI] Do it again!

[DDRAIG] Transfer!

[RIAS] He's transferring

power to Vali?

[ISSEI] I'm going to

boost the power you absorb

along with whatever you're

releasing at the same time!

Eventually, your

precious wings won't be

able to take any more!

[ALBION] The mechanisms

are going into overdrive.

We must restart the system.

[ISSEI] Feel the power

of The Dragon Slayer!

That was amazing.

You completely blew

away my Sacred Gear.

I knew you could hold

your own if you just tried.

That's what I expect

from my rival.

What's going on now?

[ISSEI] Son of a bitch!

[DDRAIG] It won't be over

until the other person

is unable to fight any longer.

This is how dragons battle.

[ISSEI] What's wrong?

[DDRAIG] The armband is reaching

the limit of its effectiveness.

This is happening

because I'm too damn weak again.

[DDRAIG] There's no way we

can win against a time limit.

Run away, or you'll die.

[ISSEI] I can't

abandon everyone!

[ISSEI] Ddraig, the Sacred Gear

evolves in response

to what I'm feeling, right?

[DDRAIG] Yes, but before

you do anything rash,

are you really ready to die?

[ISSEI] I can't die yet.

Come on, I still have

to get it on with Rias.

Trust me, for that, I can

take on the whole world!

[DDRAIG] I like your resolve.

Now, let me show you

my determination!

I am the mass of power

known as the Red Dragon Emperor.

We will survive this

together as true partners!

Issei Hyodo, are you ready?

[ISSEI] Yeah!

[VALI] What can you

do so late in the game?

Listen, you

Vanishing Dragon Dickhead!

This is where I take your power!

Issei, no!

Um. What happened?

Is he okay?

Damn it, this f*cking hurts!

The light spear

was nothing compared

to what I'm going through, now!

[VALI] Are you trying

to take in my power?

Kiba managed it.

He fused them.

Holy and Devil powers together.

I can, too.

I'm gonna take your

vanishing power.

Combine it with my Sacred Gear

and then kick your ass!

[ALBION] Rather reckless.

We are conflicting existences.

To do that would be su1c1de.

[DDRAIG] So you know, Albion,

possessing this

particular master

has taught me

something important.

Even a fool can make

the impossible possible

as long as he never gives up.

[ISSEI] I'm that fool.

I'm proud of it.

If my abilities can't win,

then I'll stick with being

the idiot till the end!

Respond to what I'm

feeling and do your worst!

[DDRAIG] Vanishing Dragon,

Power is Taken!

[ISSEI] Bam, Dividing

Gear in your face!

[ALBION] Impossible.

This is impossible.

[DDRAIG] You've definitely

taken years off your life.

Most devils live almost forever,

but you will not be one of them.

[ISSEI] Didn't plan to

live that long, anyway.

I still got sh*t

I want to do, though!

Vali, I have taken

away your power!

Surrender to me or--

[VALI] This is fun.

My turn to play seriously.

[ALBION] Half Dimension!

[ISSEI] What's he doing?

Vali is warping

the dimensions.

It's a very dangerous action.

Wait, how is that fair?

[AZAZEL] It isn't fair at all.

Oh, what are we going to do

with our two fighting

dragon lovebirds?

He'll have to want

it more to win.

Let's try adding another element

that isn't fair of our own.

Hey, Red Dragon Emperor. Issei!

[ISSEI] What do you want?

Let me make sure this is

simple, so you'll understand.

That power he has divides

things around it in half.

[ISSEI] Divides it?

[AZAZEL] Meaning

Rias Gremory's bust line

will also become half

its original size.

Huh?

[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI thinking] Her boobs?

Half their size?

I don't want to live in a world

where Rias has a normal rack.

They're such wonderful

tits, and I love them.

I've never loved

anything more. Boobies!

[ISSEI] Don't f*ck with me!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ISSEI] Rias's boobs

are perfect,

and I won't let you reduce them!

[VALI] Wait, what?

[ISSEI] You monster!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ISSEI] You're pure evil!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ISSEI] I will never

forgive you for this!

[DDRAIG] Boost! Boost!

Boost! Boost! Boost! Boost!

[AZAZEL]

Hahahaha!

This fight is hilarious!

His power increases

this much just

to keep his master's

chest from getting smaller.

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[VALI] Today has

been full of surprises,

but at least it's not boring.

[ISSEI] Try laying a

finger on Rias Gremory!

I dare you!

I'll destroy

you so completely,

you'll never be able to be

reborn again, you hear me, Vali!

[VALI] Where did

that speed come from?

[ISSEI] So what.

If you had your way,

would it just be Rias,

or would you make

everyone's boobs smaller?

[ISSEI] This is for Rias

and her mammoth love melons!

[DDRAIG] Divide!

[ISSEI] And this is

for Akeno's huge honkers!

[ISSEI] This is to make sure

Asia gets to keep on growing!

[ISSEI] For Xenovia's

k*ller kazongas!

[ISSEI] And this is for Koneko's

poor itty bitty titties.

You can't divide them.

The only things left would

be very lonely nipples!

[VALI] Interesting!

This is fascinating!

How can he

still stand up?

[VALI] All right.

Think you can handle

something stronger?

It's the Juggernaut.

[ALBION] Forget it, Vali.

That is not the best

choice for this situation.

[VALI] I, one who awakens,

to the supremacy...

[ISSEI] C'mon!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ALBION] Vali!

Are you asking me

to adapt to this power?

[VALI]

...and join with me.

[VALI] Bikou, what

are you doing here?

[BIKOU] We're finally

going to fight

with the Northern earth gods,

so I was sent to find you

and bring you back.

[VALI] I see. It's about time.

[ISSEI] Who are you?

Where the hell

did you come from?

[AZAZEL] That's Bikou.

A descendant of the

Victorious Fighting Buddha.

[ISSEI] What?

Oh, come on,

surely you've heard

of the trickster monkey

from the Saiyuki legends.

You know, Son Goku?

Huh?

He's related to Goku?

I have to say, Bikou,

I never expected you

to become a member

of the Chaos Brigade.

Hell must have frozen over.

On the other hand,

the White Dragon

and Son Goku do

look good together.

Hahaha!

Well, charm and beauty

do run in my family,

so I look good with

just about anybody.

Until next time,

Red Dragon Emperor.

[VALI] When our

battle continues,

we should make this

fight more intense.

Make sure

you're ready, Issei.

Wait, are you

running away?

Even if it was

only for a short moment,

he released an

expl*sive amount of power.

He's out of steam.

Issei! Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm good.

But more importantly, I did it.

And your boobs get

to stay perfect.

Oh, Issei.

[RIAS] Finally a joint effort

between all of us.

It looks like

we really have

achieved peace

this time, doesn't it?

Apologies, Azazel;

Cattleya was one of

our internal issues.

Vali from our side

caused problems, as well.

And, it was my mistake

not to nip that in

the bud a long time ago.

Everything truly

is starting anew.

Excuse me, um, Chief Michael?

[ISSEI] I uh-- I just

wanted to ask a favor.

As long as it's within

my power, anything.

Do you think you could maybe

allow Asia and Xenovia

to start praying again?

I know it would mean

so much to them.

Well ladies,

is that the truth?

Yes.

[MICHAEL] Then let

me ask you this.

Would you still pray

even though you know

God isn't here anymore?

Yes.

Even if there is no God,

I'd love to be able to pray;

it brings me comfort.

Same for me.

I'd appreciate the

chance to give thanks

to God as well as

to you, Chief Michael.

I'll ask the same

on their behalf;

please let them pray.

Irina.

I didn't know

the entire story,

and I was so devastated when

I thought you had betrayed us.

I'm so sorry.

Well don't be;

there's nothing

to apologize for.

[IRINA] Asia,

what I said to you

was mean-spirited

and just plain cruel.

Oh, not at all.

I'm used to it anyway.

I hope you

can forgive me.

No, please.

I-- I wasn't really even

all that upset, believe me.

[LEVIATHAN] How cute;

a friendship between the

believers of the Devil and God!

Michael, can you do it?

Perhaps granting them their wish

will be a symbol of our peace?

Yes.

And besides, I seriously

doubt two devils

that don't receive damage

when they pray will

be the end of the world.

How merciful, Chief Michael!

Yes, thank you!

Thank you so much!

Dear God.

Give it time, ladies;

I have to return to headquarters

and change the system first.

I think I'll stay

here for a while.

I can't believe how much

I like this place.

Surprised?

I told you I'd do something

for you only I could do, right?

[ISSEI] Yeah, so what's

that supposed to mean?

[AZAZEL] I'm tired now.

I'm going home.

[GASPER] Koneko,

please tell me it's over.

[KONEKO] Don't worry.

I promise nothing scary

will happen to you anymore.

[GASPER] Finally, huh?

[RIAS] Hey, Gasper.

Oh. I'm sorry, Rias!

This is-- this

was all my fault

because the bad

guys wanted me.

No, this was my fault

because I failed to

protect you, Gaspie.

You're wrong;

that's not true!

Yes, it is true.

[RIAS] You did

a good job, Koneko.

You both did a good job.

Gasper, I'm so proud of you.

You were very brave just

so you could help

the rest of us.

And that makes me happy.

I haven't been this

happy in such a long time.

Yeah, me too.

You made me really

happy, too, Gaspie.

Oh, President Rias, and Koneko.

[LEVIATHAN]

Sona. Confession time!

I've taken a fancy to this

town and this high school.

Oh, is that right?

So, I'll come back soon!

[SONA] No. Please don't do that.

Please don't? Why?

Um-- because

I uh-- said so.

Hey Tsubaki,

you won't mind

if I decide to come back

here again, will you?

Uh-- I-- course not.

[SONA] Tsubaki.

But that's me.

The president should be the

final judge of that, after all.

[LEVIATHAN] No fair!

[ISSEI] Chief Michael.

Thank you very much

for granting my request.

Let me know how I can repay you.

But you already have.

You performed a

distinguished service.

Granting your request

doesn't even begin

to compensate for what you did.

[ISSEI] No sir,

that's not true at all.

[XENOVIA thinking] I see.

It's not because he has

the power of a Dragon.

It's because he's a good man,

the kind that attracts

people like Rias and Asia.

And so, I must

return to Heaven

to report on the

peace agreement.

Next, we will work on measures

against the Chaos Brigade.

Farewell.

[ASIA] Issei.

[ISSEI]

Isn't everything great, Asia?

[ASIA] Oh, Issei. I love you!

What did you

just say? Hey, Asia!

Oh my goodness.

Asia, I like how bold

you're getting to be.

[SIR ZECHS] Well.

I guess it was an important

factor after all, wasn't it?

[GRAYFIA] What do you mean?

[SIR ZECHS] Issei Hyodo.

The true source of his power.

[ISSEI] Xenovia!

Now you can pray all you want!

Isn't that awesome?

Oh. Yeah. But um--

No. I-- I

mean thank you.

Now. Club

activities start tomorrow!

[CLUB] You got it, Rias!

[AZAZEL] And so, starting

from this day forward,

I have become the advisor

for the Occult Research Club.

Wait... you can't be serious.

Oh, but I am; I asked

Sir Zechs and everything.

He told me I should talk

to Serafall's little

sister about it.

[ISSEI] You did this, Sona?

Look, I didn't

have much of a choice;

if I didn't agree with it

my sister threatened the worst.

She said she'd come instead.

So basically, what you

mean is you sold us out.

Anyway. I'll leave you to it.

[RIAS] Hey, Sona!

[ISSEI] Dude.

How'd you get that arm?

Oh, my new friend here

is the omnipotent arm

I made during all

my Sacred Gear research.

I've always wanted to

equip something like this,

and I'm so glad I did.

Now, understand, Sir Zechs

had one condition for me.

I cannot stay here unless

I provide a gift to you.

[GASPER] Yeah?

What kind of gift?

As long as I'm around,

I will help you properly develop

your immature Sacred Gears.

[chuckles]

The mysterious Boosted Gear

with unpredictable evolution.

The Holy Devil Sword.

And Forbidden Balor View.

[AZAZEL] I can use the research

I've done to evolve them

on an individual level,

understand?

So, then, from now on you can

call me Mister Azazel, okay?

Uh, "Mister Azazel"? Dude.

Nothing personal, but that

feels weird in my mouth.

I'm looking forward

to working with you all.

Hold it; I never

agreed to this;

how can we even trust you?

[AZAZEL] Oh, yeah.

Sir Zechs gave me another

message for you, as well.

Another message?

It seems when he stayed

at Issei's house previously,

he learned the importance

of a good skinship

between household members.

Notably for you.

Apparently that's what

the Red Dragon Emperor

needs to charge his power.

Okay.

I don't get what

you're saying at all.

[AZAZEL] All right, then.

This is an official order

in the name of the

great Devil King Lucifer.

All of the

current female members

of the Occult Research Club

are hereby directed

to move in with

Issei immediately.

There ya go.

Move in?

[AKENO] Issei.

I'm here, and I swear

no matter what,

I'll never leave your side!

[ISSEI] Hey, cool, thanks!

[XENOVIA] Should I just stay

in the same room as Asia then?

Issei. I need to say something.

Yeah?

If you peek in my room,

and steal or sniff my panties.

I will make you suffer.

This isn't fair.

Yeah.

I know, but my big

brother ordered it,

so what can we do?

I've got it!

I'm going to demand

that my brother

to remodel this

house completely!

[ISSEI] You what?

The White One is after power.

And the Red is after women.

Well, at least their

motives are pure,

in their own way.

[ISSEI] Hey!

[AZAZEL] Even without God.

The world keeps

right on turning.