03x01 - Summer Break! Off to the Underworld!

[bunniefuu]

Boobs!

Issei.

Ooh! Issei.

Hi, Issei.

Hello, Issei.

Issei, dear!

[ISSEI blusters] It's like

a rack-centric smorgasbord!

I don't know where to start!

[RIAS] Why don't you start

with something prime?

Touch and squeeze all you want.

Don't forget these!

Let me be your second course.

I can cater to all of your

depraved appetites!

Please, go on.

I can do it if I close my eyes.

But it feels so embarrassing!

Don't get carried away,

but you can touch them.

[XENOVIA]

Enjoy!

Then they're going to be

used to feed our babies!

Well okay, this is

my kind of dilemma!

[FEMALE VOICE] Uh, would

you please go out with me?

[ISSEI]

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[ISSEI thinking]

Wait, whose voice was that?

[FEMALE VOICE]

You're so cruel.

Have you forgotten?

You and I dated once.

[ISSEI thinking]

What the crap? Yuma?

[YUMA]

Yuma. It means "dusk."

I picked that name

because that's when

I planned to k*ll you.

The perfect time for death.

Would you die for me, Issei?

[gasps]

[ISSEI sigshs]

That's weird. I haven't

thought of her in forever.

[giggles] Morning, you!

Uh... Hey, Akeno.

Hello, handsome.

[AKENO moans softly]

[AKENO]

Does my body feel nice?

Pressed up against yours?

[ISSEI] Uh-huh.

As if you had to ask.

[AKENO]

Of course. I like it too.

I think we should get to

know each other even better.

[ISSEI thinking]

Know each other even better?

At this point, there's only

two ways to make that happen.

And I don't have an X-ray

machine, so that can only mean.

[RIAS]

Akeno!

Care to explain how you

ended up in Issei's room?

[ISSEI]

Morning?

I'm just trying to

develop an intimate bond

with my cute little Issei here.

[gasps]

[RIAS]

"My Issei"?

And when exactly did you

become the master of his soul?

[AKENO] I'm not his master,

but I am his senior.

It's my duty as an upperclassman

to take care of him.

Clever girl. But alas,

you've exposed yourself.

Exposed...!

Just five more minutes, 'kay?

[ISSEI]

Sure thing.

We've still got plenty of time

to stay here in bed, Asia.

[ASIA]

Good!

Then I'm going to

snuggle up closer to you for

a little bit longer, if that's

not too much to ask, Issei.

Nighty night.

[sighs]

I'm getting tired of you trying

to put your greedy hands

on what is rightfully mine!

A taste here and there

doesn't hurt anyone.

Now stop being so stingy!

[RIAS] And we just finished

remodeling the house!

Your behavior is

unacceptable! Yah!

Nice try... Not!

[ISSEI] Come on girls.

Pump the brakes! Just Relax!

Wait, you remodeled? Huh?!

When the hell did this happen?!

Yeah. I'd say I was surprised.

I came home from work last night

to find a six-story palace

with three basements.

I never even had a

clue that Rias's father

was some kind of big-deal

construction magnate.

He transformed our home

into a Tony Montana wet dream,

but in a good way.

[MOTHER] And I can't

believe we slept through

the entire

remodeling process, too.

Talk about convenient!

The kitchen is so big now,

with plenty of room

to move around.

[FATHER] Yeah?

It's spacious enough for a few

other activities, eh honey?

[MOTHER] Stop that,

you old letch you!

I'd be glad to help you out!

Somehow, devil power

fades in comparison

to my mom and dad's ability

to roll with the punches.

[ASIA]

We're off for school!

[ASIA chuckles]

The remodeling has really put

some bounce in our steps!

[ISSEI thinking]

Not just your steps!

I'm still psyched that we

expanded to make room

for such a sexy

stable of babeage!

[gasps]

[thinking]

Why her? After so long?

Is something wrong?

Hehe! Everything's fine.

[ISSEI] Asia!

Asia, I want you to know

I'll do whatever it

takes to protect you,

no matter what it may cost me!

[ASIA]

Oh. Thank you, Issei.

That's very sweet.

[AKENO] My, my...

You're still feeling feisty

after everything we

shared this morning?

[ISSEI]

No, it's not like that!

My mind was wandering,

thinking of some strange stuff.

[XENOVIA]

Strange? Like making babies?

[ISSEI] No, Xenovia.

In fact, nothing could be

further from the truth.

It's still too early

in the morning to put up

with this pervert's stupidity.

Wow. I'm standing right here.

Come on, we can all

keep making fun of Issei

without blocking traffic.

Don't worry, you can still try

to manipulate Asia's feelings

on the walk to school, okay?

I'm trying to bend all of

your feelings to my will!

But for you, Big Red,

I would sacrifice my very life!

I know you would.

You've already

proven that to me.

Sho nuff.

[AKENO] Pick up the pace,

Shogun of Harlem.

Otherwise we'll be

late for school.

Yeah, Akeno's right.

Let's get going, Asia!

[ISSEI]

Wait up!

[RIAS thinking]

How strange.

I've never been

the jealous type.

But seeing him

hold her like that.

Suddenly, it feels like,

like he's so far away.

So dish. I bet you've got

lots of cool things planned out

over summer break.

I've never had such

a long break before,

so I'm feeling

kind of unprepared.

Me too. I also don't

know what I'll do.

OMG, I'm the same way.

But this is your first

summer off ever, right?

Last day of school,

you jive-ass suckahs!

And you guys know what

that means:

Sexy summertime!

Babes in bikinis at

the beaches and pools!

My spy-dork sense is

tingling with anticipation!

[KIRYUU]

So the perverted trio

is keeping their summer

schedule open?

Shut up!

And what's this

"perverted trio" junk?

Step off, Kiryuu!

We only need one creep with

glasses and Motohama's our dog!

Hmph! Don't lump me

in the same category

as that spectacled freak.

It insults me.

Take that back!

Motohama's glasses can

accurately measure the size

of a woman's bust in the time it

takes to finish this sentence!

Hehe. I'd say you're

packing a very respectable C.

Ha! Hate to break it to you,

but you're not the only

one with that technique.

Ah, hell nah!

You've got scouting

sight as well?

Now then, gentlemen,

what do we have here?

[ISSEI]

Stop it!

I see!

You see what?

[KIRYUU] Length is...

The width is..

At peak performance...

Her scouting level

is over nine thousand!

Oh snaps!

The gloves are off!

Now I'll gauge the

size of your areola!

Shut your yap

and do it, if you can!

[MATSUDA]

Stone cold.

Scout skill standoff!

[KIRYUU]

You're a very lucky girl, Asia!

Your boyfriend is

smuggling serious kielbasa!

[ASIA]

Really?

[XENOVIA]

Kielbasa smuggling?

Sounds like an issue that should

be relegated to the authorities.

[KIRYUU]

I mean his big d*ck!

Stop trying to warp

their young minds!

I ain't frontin'!

While you calculate dongs,

I'm'a pick up a fly girlfriend!

And I'm definitely

gonna serve up your defeat!

[ISSEI]

Girlfriend, huh?

I had one, I guess,

but she ended up murdering me.

[ISSEI thinking] Why am I

thinking of such bad memories?

And why did I dream of her last

night?

You seem kinda out of

it today. Are you all right?

All good, thanks.

So, tell me Kiba...

[KIBA]

Hmm?

[ISSEI] ...have you got

anything special planned

for over the break?

We do! I forgot this is

your first time with us Issei.

Well, what about you, Koneko?

What are you going to do?

Huh?

[door opens]

[RIAS] It looks

like everyone is here.

[ISSEI] Going home

to the underworld?

Well, naturally!

Summer's finally here.

This is a yearly tradition.

Is everything

all right, dear?

I'm fine.

But when you said you were

going back home all of a sudden,

I was afraid that

meant leaving me behind

and never coming back again!

Hmm. Cloying

neediness is so hot.

Now stop worrying.

I plan to keep you around

for a few dozen millennia,

at the very least!

I would never leave you

behind. Understand?

Yeah. I got you.

[RIAS]

Very well then.

We'll all head to the

underworld tomorrow morning.

And it's a long trip,

so bring a book or something.

[ISSEI]

Uh...

[ASIA]

Wait, did you say all of us?

[RIAS] Masters and servants

must always be together.

Plus, I got a group rate!

Going to the underworld

while I'm still alive

makes me feel a bit nervous,

but I wouldn't feel anything

if I were already dead!

So then, starting tomorrow

morning, we're gonna spend

our vacation in the same hell

I once tossed infidels into?

Hah!

For a once-believer

turned devil, that's irony.

I'll be going along as well.

[ISSEI]

Azazel!

[RIAS]

When did you get in here?

[AZAZEL]

Listen, Gremory,

if you didn't notice

my presence until just now,

then you've still got a

lot of training left to do.

[grunts]

I'll tell Matsuda and Motohama

that the Occult Research Club

is heading out of town

to a secret training camp.

[ASIA] I never expected

to go to hell on a train.

[ISSEI] Last time, we went

courtesy of Grayfia's magic.

Then we came back on griffins.

It was pretty sweet.

[AKENO] Well this is a

proper trip, and all new devils

should enter the world through

the appropriate channels.

Hey, Koneko? Your lunch

is gonna get cold, y'know.

What is it?

Nothing. Nothing to worry about.

[ANNOUNCER] We will soon arrive

at the Sitri Domain terminal.

Sitri domain?

[chuckles]

[SAJI]

Yo! Hyodo!

[ISSEI] Saji!

Student Council Prez and VP!

[RIAS]

Good to see you, Sona.

[SONA]

Since you were kind enough

to give us a ride

on the Gremory train,

I thought I'd see how

you were before we got off.

Fine, if not a bit anxious.

Perfectly understandable.

After all, this is no

ordinary trip home.

You're heading out to train in

the underworld too, right bro?

[ISSEI]

Huh?

[XENOVIA]

Up to now,

we've only been told we're

accompanying Rias on break.

Oh, well. I'm about to

go and work my butt off

so that the next

time we meet up,

I'll be a lot stronger

than you, got me Hyodo?

Saji. It's time to go.

All right. See ya!

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye. See you again soon.

[GASPER]

It's been a long time

since we dropped off

Sona and her entourage.

Yeah, you're right.

Goes to show you how

big the underworld really is!

[ANNOUNCER] We will soon arrive

at the Gremory domain terminal.

All right! It's about time!

[giggles] Just take a look.

[gasps]

[XENOVIA] Wait, do you

mean that all that land?

[AKENO] Yes. This all belongs

to the House of Gremory.

[ISSEI] Really?

It's freakin' huge!

[KIBA] If you were

to compare it to Japan,

they own roughly the

size of its main island.

[ISSEI]

Whoa! Ahh!

[screams]

[XENOVIA]

Why did we stop?

[ANNOUNCER] The emergency

brake has been activated.

How strange! I wonder why

someone stopped the train.

Who knows? Whatever

happened, I'm cool with it.

We could even do it again!

[GASPER]

Ow, my neck.

Did we get into an accident?

A few VIPs will be

gathering here soon.

Maybe the stop was

a security precaution.

What VIPs?

Looks like we might be

stuck here for a while.

I'm gonna go take a peek. Ciao!

[sighs] One of the

representatives of Asgard

will be joining us

for a conference.

[ISSEI]

What's an ass guard?

[KIBA] They're the forces

behind Norse mythology.

Asgard's the home

of the Viking gods.

Then there's Olympus

from Greek mythology,

and the legendary

Mount Meru in Asia.

It's more than just

Angels and Devils.

Don't have

to tell me twice.

Was that guy who escaped

with Vali one of 'em?

Son Goku or something?

That must mean,

this conference we're going

to is about the Chaos Brigade!

That's right.

t*rror1st countermeasures.

Asgard is joining our alliance.

[thinking] Vali, I will

kick your ass next time.

Something's wrong.

[groans]

[ISSEI]

Where are we?

[KIBA]

Forced teleportation?

[ASIA]

Where is Rias?

[AKENO]

I don't see her.

[GASPER]

Azazel's missing too!

Be quiet!

[XENOVIA]

That's not good.

[roaring sound]

A dragon?

So I'm going to assume

this guy isn't friendly.

Duh! Ya think so?

Koneko, watch out!

[grunts]

[GASPER]

Koneko!

[roars]

You have to run!

[AKENO] Since Rias isn't here,

it is my duty to take the lead!

Kiba! Xenovia!

Do whatever you can

to distract the dragon.

Issei, focus on activating

your Sacred Gear!

Asia, protect Koneko!

I will give orders to

coordinate our response!

You got it, Akeno!

Let's rock some Boosted Gear!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI]

A little help here!

[AKENO] I love

dishing out punishment!

[XENOVIA]

Hey Scale-y, over here!

It was able to

deflect Durandal?

[grunts]

Koneko,

please just stay still!

Now Kiba!

You got it! Sword Birth!

[DDRAIG]

Boost!

Hurry, Issei!

I'm still powerless! I haven't

generated enough energy

to take this thing down yet!

[DDRAIG]

Boost!

[AKENO thinking]

Why does it keep reacting

to Issei's Sacred Gear?

[GASPER]

I, I have to do something.

I've got to! After all...

...it's my

responsibility as a man!

Nicely done, Gaspar!

Uh. He's unfrozen, bro.

I'm sorry!

He's too scary!

I can't keep focused!

[DDRAIG]

expl*si*n!

[ISSEI]

Awesome!

Time to strike! att*ck!

Dragon sh*t!

You're kidding!

No way!

[ISSEI]

Oh sh*t!

--[ASIA] Leave him alone!

--[GASPER] Watch out, Issei!

--[XENOVIA] Hold on!

--[KIBA] We're coming!

[AZAZEL]

Stop! That'll be enough.

You guys are here?

Dude. What the hell?

[ISSEI] This dragon is a devil?

That's awesome!

Thought I recognized you Ddraig!

[DDRAIG] Yes.

Good to see you again Tannin.

It spoke?

And you apparently

know each other?

[AZAZEL] Blaze Meteor Dragon.

A.K.A. Devil Dragon Tannin.

Vassal to the former

Dragon Emperor.

He allowed himself

to be turned into a devil,

for reasons I don't feel

like going into now.

[KIBA] A dragon

that's become a devil?

[ISSEI] Just how balls-out

powerful can you get?

[AZAZEL] The big guy's

come down to help out

with your training, children.

Is it special training

with a full-on montage?

[TANNIN] Hmm... I don't

know what that means.

But Sir Zechs

asked me to come help.

And from what I've seen, each

one of you needs a lot of work.

[AZAZEL]

Hmm...

I hope he didn't

hurt you too badly.

I'm so sorry.

I never wanted

to play a trick on you.

I was against the

ambush ploy from the start.

But my big brother

can be rather insistent.

[AZAZEL] I can sum up why

your retinue isn't improving.

Besides a tendency

towards spoiling them,

you act with uncertainty.

What uncertainty?

I wanted to gauge

the kind of power

you could muster when surprised.

And trust me, I learned plenty.

This fight showed me what

kind of training regimen

you most needed.

Exactly the plan a fallen

angel would come up with.

I'll do whatever it takes

to make you kids stronger!

I am your teacher, after all.

Were you in on this too, Ddraig?

Why didn't you pipe up

if you knew him?

[DDRAIG] I have lived

for years beyond counting,

and learned that those who

spoil Charades are the worst.

[ISSEI]

Wait, Charades?

[DDRAIG]

It was all an act.

Tannin wasn't even using one

thousandth of his strength.

I can't very well take you

all home scraped up like that.

So it's time for

our obligatory bath!

[GASPER] No, really! It's fine!

I can just go in later!

Calm down!

We're both boys, so what're

you so embarrassed about?

[ISSEI]

Gaspar, you're a dude,

so you don't need

to cover up like that.

It's making me uncomfortable!

What seriously?

I never thought you'd

noticed me in that way.

[ISSEI]

Dude, not even!

[AKENO] Oh, Issei! You shouldn't

be sexually harassing

poor sweet Gaspar like that!

[ISSEI] Akeno? Whoa!

The girl's bath is up there?

[ISSEI thinking] That means

a heaving heaven of hot hooters

is just a few feet away!

This is better

than good, it's great!

Underworld hot springs

for the win!

Add a bottle or three of sake,

and this hot spring

would be paradise!

Say, I've been

meaning to ask you.

What's up?

Tell me, Rias' melons--

have you got any

good squeezing in?

Yes sir! With this hand here,

my form was flawless.

[AZAZEL]

Good.

So... you ever pushed

in a girl's nipple like so?

No, not yet, sadly.

[sighs] So you still haven't

poked her protrusions yet.

You can't just poke

lightly either, boy.

You gotta really

get it in there.

The feeling of your

finger being enveloped

by funbag flesh is unparalleled.

[ISSEI thinking]

It can't be real.

My finger buried in bosom?

Nipples aren't the bell of a

front door, you damn deceiver!

True, but in a way the two

are actually quite similar!

If you press them,

they cry out, "No!"

[gasps]

No!

[ISSEI] I had no idea.

I've always thought that boobs

were there to grope,

suck or to squeeze.

My world's brand new. Limitless.

Like the wool has

been pulled from my eyes.

And you're still just a kid,

the future's bright.

But never forget.

Jubblies have

infinite potential!

Thank you, sir!

I've already learned so much!

And I swear to you,

I will continue my training!

I wanna poke a

pink piñata right now!

[AZAZEL]

Good! Never give up!

I believe in you!

You let those bra balloons

know who's the boss!

[ISSEI]

Yes. I swear!

As I expected!

Once Issei gets passionate about

something, he doesn't give up!

Hey. Can I ask you something

about the fight we

were in earlier today?

What's that?

It's Koneko. She was so

careless. That's not like her.

Yeah. That was weird.

But she hasn't been acting

like herself at all today.

So you noticed

it as well, huh?

[GASPER]

Should we say something?

No. She'll be back

to normal soon.

It seems like

some special training

is just what Xenovia

was looking for.

[AZAZEL] I can sum up why

your retinue isn't improving.

Besides a tendency

towards spoiling them,

you act with uncertainty.

[RIAS thinking]

I don't know what I could be

that uncertain about.

Wanna share

what's on your mind?

It's nothing.

I do wanna apologize

for forcing you to step in

and take the lead today, though.

[AKENO] Don't worry.

It was my duty as your Queen.

[RIAS] I know that.

I also noticed that your plans

led to a combo

att*ck with Issei.

Should I be jealous?

[chuckles]

To tell you the truth,

that was one of the few moves

I hadn't been scheming.

So you say,

and it's over, now.

I guess so.

I think it's about

time to get out.

[BIKOU] Hey babe!

Sorry to keep you waiting.

[KUROKA] You're late, Bikou.

I've gotten so bored

from lounging around here.

[BIKOU]

I got a little delayed

when confirming

things with Vali.

That said, we should go see him.

He gets outright cantankerous

if he has to wait too long!

[KUROKA]

Well, Vali is one thing,

but I don't really

care about Loki.

Now, you shouldn't

say such things, Kuroka.

Just think of this

as part of the job.

[KUROKA] There's only

one thing I care about,

and that's getting

my little sister back.

I know you'll wait

for me, Shirone.

[ISSEI] This is not how

I imagined winding up

between your thighs

would be, Xenovia!

[SAIRAORG] I know it's strict,

but that's your only warning.

[DIODORA]

Don't worry. You're all right!

[RAVEL] You, boy who thinks

he's the Red Dragon Emperor,

are an inferior devil at best.

Therefore you should

gratefully accept the offer!

[RIAS]

Oh, get it together!