04x10 - As a Family Member of Rias Gremory

[bunniefuu]

[NAUD] It looks like

the Gremory family

has chosen Kiba, a Knight,

for the first match!

Facing him, from

the Bael family...

It's nice to meet you.

I am a Knight currently in

the service of Lord Sairaorg.

Name's Beluga Furcas.

And this is my trusted steed

and partner, Altobrau.

Sir Kiba, I'm looking forward

to trading blows with you!

It should be good!

I can't wait.

Gentlemen, are you ready?

--[buzzer rings]

--Let the match begin!

[KIBA grunts]

[ALTOBRAU neighs]

[FURCAS, KIBA grunt]

[FURCAS grunts]

[FURCAS] It's incredible

that you can keep up with me.

I'm even on horseback!

You are truly a force to be

reckoned with, Sir Kiba!

Thanks, so are you.

The way you and your steed

move as one is impressive!

However...

Holy Demonic Sword of Lightning!

[FURCAS grunts]

[FURCAS] You may have

a Holy Demon sword,

which I'm sure is rather

effective against most devils...

[gasps]

[FURCAS] ...but it doesn't

matter if you can't connect!

[KIBA grunts]

[horses neigh]

[KIBA] I didn't wanna play all

my cards so early in the game,

but you've left me

with no choice.

I'd rather show off what I

can do now than lose, though.

I've got too many people

counting on me to win.

This is for my family...

...and for Rias Gremory!

Balance Breaker!

I call this one

Glory Drag Trooper,

a Balance Breaker of the

Blade Blacksmith subspecies.

It's new.

[FURCAS]

Impossible!

I've studied your moves.

Your Balance Breaker

should be Sword of Betrayer!

Prepare yourself, Knight,

because here I come!

[FURCAS]

Bring it on!

[KIBA yells]

[FURCAS]

How formidable.

You are as well.

[CROWD cheering]

[RUDIGER] And with that,

Sairaorg Bael's Knight

has been retired!

--[IRINA] Yeah!

--[RAVEL giggles]

[NAUD] The first round of the

game goes to the Gremory team!

Suck on that!

[NAUD]

Exciting stuff.

I can't wait to see what

the next battle will bring!

Let's roll those dice!

[NAUD]

The total is ten!

Each side may

submit participants

that equal up to ten points!

[RIAS] Okay. We're leaving

things up to you two.

Good luck.

Kick some A!

--Right.

--'Kay.

We're so gonna

wreck those fools.

I'm one of the Knights

serving Lord Sairaorg Bael.

Name's Liban Crocell.

This rocky fellow here is

our Rook, Gandoma Balam.

We shall be your opponents.

My name is Rossweisse,

and my partner, Koneko, and I

are Rooks for the

Gremory family.

We should proceed with caution.

Fo sho.

At the sound of the buzzer,

--[buzzer rings]

--the second round will begin!

I'm ready to pound these clowns,

which means I need to go

all out from the start.

[grunts]

[ISSEI]

Oh, snap!

That's her new att*ck,

Nekomata Mode Level two!

Go kick their teeth in!

[KONEKO grunts]

[BALAM grunts]

[ROSSWEISSE yells]

[BALAM growling]

Heh. He's rock hard.

[KONEKO yelling]

[CROCELL]

You have quite the opening.

[ROSSWEISSE grunts]

Crap, he has the

power of gravity.

[CROWD cheering]

[RIAS]

That's Crocell's Sacred Gear.

It allows him to control gravity

within his field of vision.

As long as he doesn't look

away, his power will hold.

This is not good.

That's not all!

[ROSSWEISSE grunts]

[ROSSWEISSE]

That's right, I forgot.

You're a magic swordsman!

I inherited the power of the

Crocell family and a magician,

but the gravity is

from my Sacred Gear!

Gravity Jail is your downfall.

Oh, yeah? Seems to me like a

power based on your vision

would have an obvious weakness!

[CROCELL]

You'd think so, huh?

But unfortunately for you,

I already have a way to

defend against that weakness!

Koneko, how are things

going on your end?

Tight.

Giant Mister Rock Ass' aura

is finally unstable enough

that he shouldn't be

able to defend himself

against any magical att*cks.

That's perfect.

Okay, then. Take this!

[BALAM gasps]

--[CROWD cheering]

--[ISSEI] Aw, hells yeah!

--[CROWD cheering]

--[KIBA] Nicely done.

She knew her att*ck

would be reflected

and cast object transferal

magic beforehand.

Wait.

[CROCELL]

Didn't I tell you...

...that you should

watch your openings?

He's still alive!

[ROSSWEISSE gasps]

[KONEKO groans]

--[KONEKO gasps]

--[BALAM roars]

Koneko, no--[gasps]

Ball sacks.

But as long as one of us

survives, then it's okay.

At least that way we

still win the match.

Koneko... I'm sorry.

You don't have to apologize.

I'm actually happy.

We took them down.

Stupid ass twats. [groans]

[RUDIGER] That's the end

of the second match!

The Knight and Rook

of Sairaorg Bael,

as well as the Rook

of Rias Gremory,

have been retired!

[NAUD] That means three

of Sairaorg's pieces

are now off the board.

The Gremory family

has lost one piece.

You seem calm.

When Koneko was defeated

I thought for sure

you would be angrier.

I am angry.

For now I'm gonna hold

onto those feelings.

When the time comes,

I'll unleash them into

one giant sh*t storm.

Currently, the Gremory family

has the bigger advantage,

however it's still too early

in the game to call it!

Okay then, let's get ready

to sh**t those dice!

[NAUD]

And the total is eight!

There are several combinations

that could be used

for such a high number, but the

real question is: who will--

I'll go ahead and tell you.

I'm sending my Bishop,

Coriana Andrealphus!

--[CROWD chattering]

--[NAUD] No way!

We've never seen a

public announcement

of the participant before!

But why would he

do such a thing?

My Bishop has a technique

that's rather effective

against Issei Hyodo's

perverted att*cks.

I doubt he can b*at it.

Aw crap, she has an

anti-me technique?

Ahh. Well now, doesn't

that sound interesting.

However, there isn't

a single woman alive

who's ever been able

to b*at off Issei.

The Red Dragon Emperor

is a fascinating fellow.

I'll admit that I'm intrigued

by some of the unique moves

he's created in the past.

[AZAZEL]

Whatever her technique is,

I doubt it can stand up

to Issei's perversity.

You want it?

Okay. I accept your challenge.

[CROWD cheering]

Right, then.

It's up to you.

'Kay! Don't worry!

I'ma pound that woman hardcore!

[NAUD]

Ooh!

It appears the Grabbin' Dragon

has risen to

Sairaorg's challenge

and will be entering

the third match!

[ALL]

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

--Grabbin' Dragon! You rock!

--You're awesome! Ta-tas rule!

Once a Grabbin' Dragon

roamed across the land.

Gropin' and grabbin'

anything at hand.

[RUDIGER]

At the start of the buzzer,

begin the match!

[buzzer rings]

[CORIANA chuckles]

No matter what

skills you possess,

I am takin' you down

Grabbin' Dragon style!

[DDRAIG]

Welsh Dragon

Balance Breaker!

[CORIANA moans]

[CORIANA giggles]

[moans]

[ISSEI]

Huh?

[CORIANA moans]

[CORIANA]

Oopsie.

[ISSEI yelps]

[ISSEI gasping]

[ISSEI]

No way!

Her secret technique

is stripping?!

[NAUD] Ladies and gentlemen,

we have never seen this before!

Coriana appears to be attacking

the Red Dragon Emperor

by striking a number of

boner-inducing poses.

[AZAZEL gasps]

[NAUD]

Oh, my.

It appears every

man in the crowd

is in an unbreakable trance!

[ISSEI groans]

No matter how awesome this is,

I have to focus on winning!

Boobielingual!

[ISSEI] Hey, what's up,

sexy lady lumps?

Tell me what you're gonna do.

[CORIANA'S BOOBS] Next,

I'm going to unbutton my shirt,

one button at a time.

[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI groans]

[RIAS]

Issei, what are you doing?

att*ck her!

[ISSEI]

I'm sorry but I can't!

Her milk makers

told me her next move

and I don't want to miss it!

Give me two minutes!

[RIAS] A Dragon sh*t

would end this right now!

[ISSEI]

I know, but I still can't!

Because--because a-attacking

a lady who's about to strip

is against my religion!

It's one of the mortal sins!

[AZAZEL]

I can't believe it!

She's managed to take

Issei's love for party udders

and use it against him!

It's the perfect att*ck.

Utilizing a complete

understanding of the lewd mind!

The Bael household

is truly formidable!

[ISSEI]

Okay, so what's next?

Please tell me

you're gonna take off

that over-the-shoulder

boulder holder

and release those beautiful

bouncing babies into the wild!

Huh?

No!

Not the panties!

[groans] You have to

go top to bottom!

Those are the rules!

Oh! Not good.

[CORIANA screams]

[RUDIGER] The Bishop of the

Bael team has been retired!

Issei Hyodo wins!

[CROWD cheering]

[NAUD] Aww, looks like

the show is over, folks!

[KIBA] Wow, that was

a disappointing match.

[ISSEI] You're disappointed?

How do you think I feel?

What's her problem?

She ignored the natural

laws of stripping!

Uhh... on to the

next match then.

And the total is eight!

Twice in a row!

Since Issei Hyodo cannot

be sent out back to back,

I wonder which piece the

Gremory family will choose

to utilize this time?

It's a high number so it

could be any combination!

[XENOVIA] I think I

should be the one to go.

All right, I agree.

I'll leave this one

to you, Xenovia.

Now, who else?

[GASPER]

Uh, I could go maybe.

Because... we're already

midway through the game

and we don't know what else

could possibly happen.

I just think that since Kiba and

Rossweisse are both so strong,

they should stay here

and prepare themselves

for the second half

of the competition.

Okay, Gasper.

Then will you go and

support Xenovia for me?

Yes!

And as a man of the

Gremory household,

I'll avenge Koneko!

Atta boy, Gasper!

Give 'em hell!

Right!

[NAUD]

For the next match,

the Gremory team has chosen

the Knight that wields

the Holy Sword

Durandal, Xenovia!

--Gaspie!

--And the popular

--Gaspie!

--skirted sweetheart,

--[ALL] Gaspie!

--Gasper the Bishop!

In response,

the Bael team has chosen

the Rook, Ladora Bune,

and the Bishop,

Misteeta Sabnock!

[RUDIGER] At the sound of

the buzzer, you may begin!

[buzzer rings]

[yells]

[GASPER]

Stop right there!

[SABNOCK] Ladora!

Take care of the swordsman!

I need time to prepare!

Roger!

[LADORA roaring]

[roars]

The Bune family is

incredibly strong.

They can wield the

power of dragons.

However, only a few

devils in their bloodline

should have the

ability to transform.

I can't believe there's

one on Sairaorg's team.

Sairaorg must have

trained with him

and caused him to awaken!

Heh.

Gasper, I'm going

to do the thing

but I need you to

buy me some time!

[GASPER]

Got it!

[SABNOCK]

Not so fast!

Oh, Holy Sword,

I seal your power!

[gasps]

Durandal isn't responding!

[groans]

[AZAZEL]

Trick Vanish.

It's a Sacred Gear that uses

a great amount of mental

and physical stamina,

but in return it can

completely seal away

another person's power

for a short period of time.

Heh.

[XENOVIA]

Sorry, Gasper.

It looks like I'll

be useless to you

for the rest of the match.

No, that isn't true, Xenovia!

Here. It may be a long sh*t,

but I might be able to

remove the curse for you.

[LADORA] Come out,

come out, wherever you are!

[RIAS]

Gasper!

Do you really think

this will work?

Yes, I do!

I know a method utilizing

a bit of Issei's blood

which should remove the curse.

I just have to add it

to this magic circle.

But... the problem is

it takes a little while

to start working.

Xenovia.

Huh?

I think I know what my

role is in this match.

I'm going to buy you some time!

[RIAS] Don't be reckless,

Gasper! Stay hidden!

I'm sorry, but I can't do that!

I have to get us...

all the time I can!

Truth is you're going to

need Xenovia's strength

to win this thing!

[LADORA] I spy a vampire,

but where's your friend?

Perhaps some fire will

flush her out of hiding.

[ALL gasp]

[GASPER]

Hold it right there, gas bag!

[LADORA] Think you can

take me by yourself?

I have to say your

courage is adorable,

but it won't save you!

[GASPER screaming]

[ALL gasp]

[GASPER groans]

Gasper! Please be careful!

[LADORA] Oh, my. Is that the

sweet voice of the swordsman?

[GASPER yells]

[LADORA roars]

[LADORA]

Shoo, fly!

[groans, screams]

[RIAS]

I can't watch!

[GASPER]

It hurts...

It really does.

But no matter what,

I am a man of the

Gremory family!

--[GASPER groans]

--[ISSEI gasps]

[GASPER]

"Rule number one for any boys

in the Gremory household:

a real man always

protects the ladies."

[ISSEI]

Gasper.

[LADORA]

Move it, pipsqueak!

[GASPER yells]

[GASPER]

The second most important rule

for any men of the

Gremory household:

"a real man stands up tall

regardless of the situation."

[GASPER groans]

[thud]

Just give up.

There's no way that

you can ever defeat us.

[GASPER]

And finally,

the third rule for any men

of the Gremory household is:

"no matter what happens,

never ever give up."

I'll protect Xenovia...

even if I have to die trying.

[GASPER groans]

I am a man of the great

Gremory household.

I will... win this contest...

[GASPER groans]

...for the president.

[RIAS sobs]

[ISSEI]

Hey, don't hide your eyes.

You have to watch,

for Gasper's sake.

Come on, now.

He's doing this for you, Prez.

You can't insult him

by looking away!

[RIAS sobs]

Yes, of course.

You're right.

I'll watch.

[LADORA]

Oh, look, he's still moving.

I admire your determination,

so I'll make your end

quick and painless!

[XENOVIA]

Hold it right there!

I won't let you hurt him.

Back off!

[SABNOCK]

The curse has been lifted?!

[XENOVIA] I'll admit that

I was a bit careless earlier.

Because of that, your

spell caught me off guard.

Gasper, you stood

on this b*ttlefield

and fought with

great determination.

You are a true warrior.

And now I want to match

the power of your feelings.

I'll strike them down!

You will never defeat me!

I'll curse you!

[LADORA gasps]

[LADORA]

The eyes that stop time?

Impossible!

That's what you two get

for underestimating Gasper!

[RUDIGER] The Rook and

Bishop of Sairaorg Bael,

as well as the Bishop

of Rias Gremory,

have all been retired!

Gremory team wins!

[NAUD] The game is really

starting to heat up!

At this point, seven members

of the Gremory team are left

against just three

of the Bael team!

However, the remaining

members are very strong!

Will they be able to

turn things around?

The only way to find out

is to sh**t those dice!

There we have it!

A total of nine!

I repeat, nine!

I guess it's my turn to battle.

Besides, I suspect they'll send

out their Queen in this match.

Yes, that's probably true.

I'll leave things to you, then.

Right. I'll do my best

not to let you down.

[KIBA] There's a good

chance that we could win

if we sent Issei out

this time around.

--What?

-- But I think

you'd only be able to win

if you used the Triaina.

It's best to save it for now.

You'll need it more

at the end of the game

and Akeno understands that fact,

which is why she volunteered

to fight this time.

She knows it's a risk

to go out there,

but I'm sure her plan is

to wear down the enemy.

We'll do whatever

it takes to win.

Koneko and Gasper proved

that with their sacrifices.

You're more talented

than I expected.

In that case...

[gasps]

[ABADDON] My ability allows me

to absorb my opponent's att*ck

and redirect it wherever I wish.

Please observe.

[AKENO groans, screams]

[NAUD] And the winner of

match five is Kuisha Abaddon!

Her Power of Hole defeated

Akeno Himejima in a single blow!

No way!

Poor Akeno.

That was crazy.

Try to stay calm.

This is not the time to panic.

Everything will come

down to the last match.

Yeah. You're right.

We're getting closer

to the end of the game.

What number will come up next?

sh**t the dice and find out!

Ooh! There it is!

They've finally rolled

a combined total of !

Of course, you know

what that means.

Lord Sairaorg will finally

be able to get in this fight!

[KIBA]

Issei.

[gasps]

[KIBA] I want you to

let me handle this one.

Kiba?

Sorry, but I really

think we should

wear down our opponent

as much as we possibly can.

Xenovia. Rossweisse.

Will you go with me?

Yep! Count me in!

I'll give him

everything I've got.

[ISSEI]

You guys...

The president has saved all

of us in one way or another.

You made us who we are.

It's time for us to

return that love.

I understand.

I'm depending on you three.

And we'll do our best

to bring you victory.

The rest is up to you.

Yeah, I hear ya, brother.

[SAIRAORG]

Did Rias come up with this idea?

Looks like she's thinking

outside the box.

We won't die easily.

[SAIRAORG scoffs]

I sure hope not.

Don't worry, Sairaorg.

We'll send you to the Red Dragon

Emperor in the best of states.

[SAIRAORG chuckles]

I do believe that's

the classiest trash talk

I've ever heard.

[RUDIGER]

At the sound of the buzzer,

the sixth match will begin!

[buzzer rings]

[ISSEI]

"Man against Man"