03x22 - In the Land of Oz

[bunniefuu]

- Hold on to your hat, tuckster.

- Thanks, ming-ming.

Sure is windy out.

- Wonder pets, come and see this.

- Wow, linny.

What is that?

- ♪ It's a three-seater trike

- ♪ Ming-ming like

- It's beautiful.

Tassels and a basket.

- And there's room for all three of us.

- Hop on, guys.

Let's take it for a spin.

♪ Here we go

All: whoa.

- Wow, how did we fall off a trike?

- I don't know, but we found a way.

- The trike looked like so much fun.

But we'll never be able to ride it.

- That's not true, tuck.

♪ If we believe in ourselves, we can do it ♪

Both: believe in ourselves?

- ♪ That's all there is to it ♪

♪ There's no goal we can't achieve ♪

♪ All we've got to do is believe ♪

And I believe we can ride this trike.

- So do i, linny.

- Me too.

- Great.

♪ Then let's try again

♪ One, two, three

- We're doing it.

- ♪ It's a pretty sweet

♪ Upon the seat

All: ♪ of a tricycle built for three ♪

[All laughing]

- Whoa, we'd better get indoors, wonder pets.

There's a storm coming.

- Oh, no.

- I didn't know this thing could fly.

- It can't.

The storm is lifting us up.

Hang on, wonder pets.

All: whoa!

Ah!

- ♪ This is the strangest storm I've ever seen ♪

- ♪ The sky is turning from gray into green ♪

- Uh, ming-ming?

♪ Actually, it's more of an aquamarine ♪

- Whatever.

- ♪ Excuse me

♪ Does anyone know what time it is ♪

- Um, nope.

- ♪ That is a flying hippopotamus ♪

- Linny, where are we going?

- I don't know, but get ready, wonder pets.

We're coming in for a rough landing.

All: whoa!

Oof!

- Is everyone okay?

- We're fine.

But the tricycle is broken.

- Aw, twicycle, I hardly knew thee.

- Wonder pets, look at this place.

- Where are we?

- I'm not sure, ming-ming.

- Why, you're in the land of oz, of course.

Wonder pets: huh?

- Greetings, travelers.

- Who are you guys?

- We are called munchkins.

- And let us be the first to welcome you...

Both: to the land of oz.

- ♪ Hello, and nice to meet you ♪

- ♪ We're so glad to greet you ♪

Both: ♪ welcome to the land of oz

- ♪ Relax and cr*ck a smile

- ♪ We hope you stay a while

Both: ♪ welcome to the land of oz

- What sort of place is oz anyway?

- ♪ Oz is a kingdom full of countless delights. ♪

- ♪ Why not stroll around a while and take in the sights ♪

- ♪ Oz is like something from your wildest dreams ♪

- ♪ It's crazy and it's kooky ♪

- ♪ And nothing's as it seems - ah!

Both: ♪ so on behalf of everyone ♪

♪ We'd just like to say

♪ Welcome to oz

♪ Please enjoy your stay

- ♪ Oh, welcome to oz

- Thanks, munchkins.

The land of oz seems really, um...

- Weird.

- Lovely.

But we need to get back home.

- Oh, well, then you need to talk to the great wizard.

- The great wizard?

- Yes, he lives far away in the emerald city.

- If you want to get back home,

You have to find the great wizard.

- Well, wonder pets, I guess we have no choice.

- But the emerald city looks so far away.

- Yeah, and we don't have our flyboat.

- Not to worry.

Behold.

♪ These silver shoes will help you make the trip ♪

- ♪ But they can be a little tight ♪

- ♪ So careful not to slip ♪

All: ooh.

- These are fabulous.

- [Cackling]

All: oh, no.

- The witch!

The witch is here.

- ♪ The witch - ♪ which witch

- ♪ That witch - ♪ oh

- Hurry. She's coming.

Follow this yellowish brick road to the emerald city.

- Find the great wizard.

He will help you get home.

- Got it.

Come on, wonder pets.

- ♪ Farewell

- ♪ Farewell

- ♪ Farewell

[Witch cackling]

- Linny, the witch is still following us.

- Let's hide in that cornfield, wonder pets.

Shh.

♪ I think we lost the witch

- Phew.

Why is she chasing us anyway?

- I don't know.

But we need to find the great wizard

Before she catches us.

- Then let's keep following the road.

- Um, excuse me.

Would you mind helping me down first?

- Linny?

♪ Did the straw man just talk

- ♪ I think so

- Yep.

♪ I did

What do you say?

Can you guys help me out?

- ♪ Sure, we can

All: ♪ straw man

- Wow.

I'm surprised a straw man can talk.

- Me too, especially since I don't have a brain.

- You don't have a brain?

- Nope.

♪ My head's stuffed with straw from my hat to my jaw ♪

♪ But there isn't a brain in sight ♪

- What?

- Nothing.

- ♪ It's really a shame

♪ 'Cause without any brain

♪ The truth is, I'm not very bright ♪

♪ I wish I had a brain

♪ A squishy little thing sitting right between my ears ♪

♪ Fillin' up my head with lots of thoughts ♪

♪ And big idears

♪ It's a-hard to properly explain ♪

♪ How much I love to think about that thing ♪

♪ That I can't think without

♪ Golly gee

♪ I wish I had a brain

Oh.

All I want is a brain,

So I can be smart, like you, duck.

- I'm glad you're aiming high.

- Hey, we're going to see the great wizard.

- You mean the wizard of oz, in the emerald city?

- That's the one.

- We're going to ask him if he can send us back home.

- Maybe you could ask him for a brain.

- Really?

I'd like that very much.

- Then come with us, straw man.

- Well, all right.

Let's go.

- Wow, look at all the pretty flowers.

- Yep, they're called poppies.

- They smell kind of...

[Yawns] spicy.

- Be careful, ming-ming.

The smell of poppies can make you...

- [Snoring] - sleepy.

- [Yawns]

Uh-oh, linny.

I'm getting sleepy too.

- You have to stay awake, tuck.

If we all fall asleep in the poppy field,

The witch will catch us.

- ♪ I'm not going to fall a... ♪

[Snoring]

- Oh, no.

And I'm getting sleepy too.

Straw man, you have to think of an idea to keep us awake.

- Oh, but I can't think of an idea if I don't have a brain.

- Yes, you can.

♪ If you believe in yourself, you can do it ♪

- Believe in myself?

- ♪ That's all there is to it

[Snoring]

- All right, straw man.

Just believe in yourself

And you'll think of an idea to wake them up.

Hmm.

[Chuckles] hey, that tickles.

Wait a minute. That's it.

♪ I can wake them up by tickling them ♪

♪ With this piece of straw

♪ Tickle, tickle

♪ Wake up, you three

♪ I'm gonna tickle you till we're all home free ♪

- You did it, straw man.

You thought of an idea to wake us up.

- Well, I'll be stuffed.

Look at that.

[Witch cackling]

- I recognize that cackle.

- Oh, no.

♪ The witch is back

- And she's riding on our tricycle ♪

- But I thought our tricycle was broken.

- Well, it's fixed now.

Come on. Let's run for it.

- ♪ I think she's gone

- ♪ So let's move on

- Wait. ♪ Oil me

- Hang on a minute.

♪ Did you say "oil me," mr. Tin man ♪

- ♪ Yes, I did

♪ Could you grab that can

♪ And oil me, oil me, oil me, please ♪

♪ Oil my elbows and oil my knees ♪

♪ Oil my neck and oil my toes ♪

♪ And any old place that oil can goes ♪

♪ My body is made of tin

♪ So it's very strong and trusty ♪

♪ But every now and again

♪ It gets all stiff and rusty ♪

♪ So oil my fingers and oil my spine ♪

♪ Oil all over this body of mine ♪

Oh, right there.

That feels divine.

A little lower. There.

Oh, that's the stuff.

Oh, right there.

- All right, we're done here.

- ♪ Thank you

♪ For oiling me

- You're welcome.

- That's so much better.

It isn't easy being made of tin.

- You mean because you rust all the time?

- No, my friend.

The worst part is,

♪ I don't have a heart

- You don't have a heart?

- No.

♪ I can't feel happy

♪ And I can't feel sad

♪ I've never felt good

♪ And I've never felt bad

♪ When it comes to feelings

♪ I don't know where to start ♪

♪ That's how it is

♪ When you don't have a heart ♪

I wish I had a heart

So I could feel things.

- Well, we're going to see the great wizard

In the emerald city.

He's gonna give me a brain to think with.

- So maybe he can give you a heart to feel with.

- A real heart?

That would make me so happy.

I wonder what that would feel like.

- Well, come on, everyone.

Let's go find that wizard.

- Linny?

♪ How much farther

♪ Are we there yet

♪ I want to go home

- I think we're getting close to the emerald city, ming-ming.

[Lion roars]

[All gasp]

- Ah, a tiger.

- It's a lion, ming-ming.

- I mean, ah, a lion!

- That's right.

♪ I'm a ferocious lion

♪ How very good to meet you

♪ And now that we're properly introduced ♪

♪ I'm going to eat you

[Roars]

- Oh, no.

We'll never make it to the great wizard now.

- And we'll never get to go home.

- And I'll never get a brain to think with.

- And I'll never get a heart to feel with.

I have to stop the lion, but I don't know how.

- Tin man.

♪ If you believe in yourself, you can do it ♪

- Believe in myself?

- ♪ That's all there is to it ♪

- All right.

I'll give it a sh*t.

♪ Lion, please don't eat us

- ♪ And why shouldn't I

- ♪ 'Cause if you did, I'd feel so sad ♪

♪ I'd surely start to cry ♪

[Crying]

- Please don't cry, tin man.

- It's just that my friends and I need to find this guy,

The wizard.

- You mean the great wizard of oz?

Why are you going to see him?

- I'm going to ask him for a heart.

- And I'm gonna ask him for a brain.

- And we want him to send us home.

- Really?

Do you think the great wizard could give me courage?

- What's courage?

- When you have courage, you're never afraid.

- But why do you need courage, lion?

- You're so big and fierce.

- ♪ On the outside, I look strong ♪

♪ And big and mean and tough ♪

♪ But inside, I am really scared ♪

♪ Of lots and lots of stuff

♪ I'm scared of the dark

♪ I'm scared of the moon

♪ When I go to bed at night ♪

♪ And then in the morning when I wake up ♪

♪ I'm scared of the sun and the light ♪

♪ I'm scared of that turtle

♪ I'm scared of that duck

♪ I'm scared of that hamster too ♪

- Actually, I'm a guinea pig.

- Oh.

♪ Well, I'm still really scared of you. ♪

But if the great wizard could give me some courage,

Then I wouldn't be so cared anymore.

- Well, you're welcome to come with us, lion.

- Wonderful!

- Come on, everyone.

The road leads through this forest.

- Th-that forest?

You mean, the really dark and spooky one?

- Yep, that's the one.

Come on.

- [Stammering]

- Aw, come on, you silly cat.

This place isn't that scary.

- Though you'd be forgiven for thinking it was.

- ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

- ♪ The singing trees

♪ With arms and faces

♪ This is one of the spookiest places ♪

♪ That I've ever set foot upon ♪

♪ Keep on walking

♪ I can't go on

- Sure you can, lion.

♪ Believe in yourself, and you can do it ♪

- Believe in myself?

- ♪ That's all there is to it ♪

If you believe you can get through the forest,

You can do it.

- All right.

But the singing trees are so scary.

Maybe if I sing a happier song,

I'll be less scared.

- Great idea.

We'll sing with you, lion.

- ♪ Fa, la, la-lay

♪ We're on our way

♪ To visit the wizard today

♪ Fa, la, la-luss

♪ Don't make a fuss

♪ Just follow and follow with us ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- Hey, the twees are sounding happier.

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- ♪ The wizard will give me some courage ♪

- ♪ And a heart I can call my own ♪

- ♪ The wizard will give me a brain for my head ♪

- ♪ And hopefully send us back home ♪

All: ♪ fa, la, la-lee

♪ Happy and free

♪ We skip down the road as we sing ♪

♪ Fa, la, la-lay

♪ We're on our way

♪ To visit the wizard today

♪ To visit the wizard today ♪

- We made it out of the forest.

- And left it a little better than we found it.

- That was very courageous of you, lion.

- Courageous?

I suppose it was.

Ha-ha!

- Look! The emerald city.

All: ooh.

Ahh.

- ♪ It's the most emerald-y-est city ♪

♪ I've ever seen

- Do you really think the wizard of oz is in there, linny?

- I don't know, tuck.

But we're gonna find out.

- ♪ Oh, wonder pets, here I come ♪

- It's that witch again.

- And she's still widing our twicycle.

- Hurry, everyone.

We have to find the great wizard fast.

- ♪ I found a place to hide

♪ Run inside

[Witch cackling]

[All panting]

- Where are we anyway?

- You are in the chamber of the great wizard.

Behold.

- Oh, great wizard of oz,

We have traveled far to ask for your help.

- Why would a great wizard like me

Help any of you?

- Because you're the only one who can.

- We need you to send us back home to our classroom.

- [Clears throat]

Uh, yes, and I would like a brain, please,

One brain, please, to go.

- And I would like a heart.

- And some courage.

That is, if you have any lying around.

- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

My answer is no.

I am too big and important

To help you tiny creatures.

- But, wizard--

- This meeting is over.

- I'm sorry, everyone.

I guess the wizard won't help us after all.

- ♪ What

♪ That's it

♪ We're just gonna give up and quit ♪

Well, this duck is not taking no for an answer.

Hey, wizard, are you even listening to us?

- No, wait.

Don't touch the screen!

- Ollie?

- Heh, heh. Hi, ming-ming.

Hi, everyone.

- Do you three know this bunny?

- Yeah, he's our friend from home.

- Ollie, you're the wizard?

- Well, sort of.

I was just pretending.

- You pretended?

- Ollie.

- The truth is, I'm a great bunny,

But I'm a lousy wizard.

♪ I can't give you a brain

♪ Or courage or a heart ♪

- Aw, shucks.

Then I'll never get a brain to think with.

- And I'll never get a heart to feel with.

- And I'll never get courage.

- But wait. You never needed those things.

You've had them all along.

All: huh?

- Straw man, when you believed in yourself,

You thought of an idea to save us from the poppy fields.

- Hey, that was pretty smart.

I guess I do have a brain.

- And, tin man, when you believed in yourself,

You sang with so much feeling,

You stopped the lion from eating us.

- Wow.

If I sang with that much feeling,

I must have a heart.

- And, lion, in the forest,

You believed in yourself,

And you had great courage.

- And you made the trees sing along with us.

- That was quite brave of me.

It turns out, I have a lot of courage.

[Roars]

- You're right, wonder pets.

All we needed to do was believe in ourselves.

- That's great and all,

But what about us?

- You are our only hope of getting back home, ollie.

- Relax, turtle.

There is one thing I've been working on.

Follow me.

- Wow, rabbit, what's all this junk?

- Don't ask me.

But this thing here is a hot air balloon.

- A hot air balloon.

- Yeah.

♪ You put hot air in it, and it goes up ♪

And that's basically what it is.

- Spoken like a true genius.

- If we fill this balloon with hot air,

We can fly back home in it.

- Except...

♪ I don't know how to fix it ♪

♪ It's really, really broken ♪

And look, it's got no basket to sit in.

[Witch cackling]

- Oh, no! The witch.

- Wonder pets, I'm here.

I've finally caught up with you.

[Laughing]

- ♪ Linny, what do we do

- I don't know.

I'm scared.

We can't talk to the witch.

- This is se-wious.

- Now, hang on, you three.

Sure you can talk to that witch.

- We can?

- Yeah. - I agree.

- If you've taught us anything at all, it's that...

♪ If you believe in yourselves, you can do it ♪

Wonder pets: believe in ourselves?

- ♪ That's all there is to it ♪

- ♪ There's nothing that you can't achieve ♪

All: ♪ all you've got to do is believe ♪

- You guys are right.

If we believe in ourselves,

We can talk to that witch.

And I believe in us.

- So do i.

- Then let's go do it.

- Witch, we won't let you scare us anymore.

- We're not afraid of you.

- Well, I'm actually still pretty afraid of you,

But I'm with them.

- Afraid of me?

Why would you ever be afraid of me?

- Because you've been chasing us

Ever since we got to the land of oz.

- That's true.

I have been chasing you,

But only so I could give you back your tricycle.

I even fixed it up for you.

- Thanks.

So you're a good witch, right?

- Yep, I'm one of the good ones.

- Phew.

Then you're okay in my book, witchy.

- [Cackles]

- But did you ever think of changing that laugh?

- Ooh.

- Wait, wonder pets.

If we combine the tricycle with the balloon,

We can make a balloon-cycle.

- Great idea, pig.

We could sit on the tricycle instead of a basket.

- And then we can fly back home.

- And I can show you the way.

- But that's gonna take a lot of work.

- Not if we all work together.

♪ Linny

- ♪ Tuck

- ♪ And ming-ming too

- ♪ Straw man

- ♪ Tin man

- ♪ And lion too

- ♪ And don't forget witch

- ♪ And ollie too

All: ♪ if we believe in ourselves, we can do it ♪

- ♪ What's gonna work

Both: ♪ teamwork

- ♪ What's gonna work

All: ♪ teamwork

Ooh.

- Wowza.

- This calls for some celery.

- Oh, no!

I forgot to bring any with me.

- Not to worry, deary.

♪ Stomp your feet and spin around ♪

♪ And I think that you will see ♪

♪ The magic shoes you're wearing ♪

♪ Will grant you celery

- Wow.

Emerald celery.

- Bye, everyone.

- See you later.

- Take good care of oz.

- Good-bye, wonder pets.

- We'll miss you.

- Have a nice flight.

Wonder pets: ♪ wonder pets, wonder pets

♪ You found a way

♪ To help our friends in oz and save the day ♪

- ♪ We're not too big

- ♪ And we're not too tough

Wonder pets: ♪ but when we work together

♪ We've got the right stuff

Go, wonder pets.

Yay!

Bye, witch.

- Farewell.

[Laughing]

How's that?

- Much better.

- Little airplane.