01x04 - Mario's Magic Carpet/Marianne and Luigeena

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos, it's the
Super Mario Bros Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Bros
and plumbing's our game. ♪

♪ We're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble,
you can call us on the double ♪

♪ We're faster than the
others You'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat So
hang onto your seat Get ready ♪

♪ for adventure and remarkable
feats You'll meet Koopa, ♪

♪ the Troopas, the Princess and
the others Hanging with the ♪

♪ plumbers, You'll be hooked
on the brothers Do the bridge ♪

♪ plumbers, You'll be hooked
on the brothers Do the bridge ♪

♪ I said, a hook, hook,
hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ On the brothers, brothers. ♪♪

Would you believe Lyle Alzado
is coming over here for lunch?

Yeah, it's going to be great.

[phone rings]

You get it.

[phone rings]

Hello, Mario
Brothers Plumbing.

You clog 'em, we clear 'em.

Yes?

Hey, Marianne.

[beeping]

Marianne and Luigeena.

No, hang up.

Yes, Marianne, guess what?

Yes, Lyle Alzado is
coming over here.

No!

That's right, I'm serious.

We fixed his
kitchen sink this morning,

that's right.

So we invited him
over here for lunch.

Marianne, hello?

You numb-skull!

You rolly polly!

You stunada!

I don't want you telling them
that Lyle Alzado is coming

over there.

You know Marianne and Luigeena
are nuts about this guy.

But I forgot.

Alright, okay,
okay, you forgot.

Okay look, the only thing we
can do now is make sure we

keep them out of
muscle touching range.

Alright?

♪ Gimme yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game. ♪

♪ Found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain. ♪

♪ Lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Coming atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Now, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving. ♪

♪ They kidnapped the princess. ♪

♪ Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers. ♪

♪ They can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's log number , we
arrived in a dry and deadly

desert on a lumpy camel.

We were in search of the
legendary Aladdin's lamp.

Princess Toadstool needed its
magic to free her people from

King Koopa's evil clutches.

Mama mia, we should have
rented a camel with air

conditioning.

[panting]

Water!

Water!

I'll even settle
for some meat sauce.

Hey, a water fall!

[splashing]

Ah, a nice cool shower.

[slurp]

Ah!

Yuck, camel slobber.

Mario, it's a mirage.

The sun's hot
boiled your brain.

Guys, control yourselves.

We've got to ignore all these
mirages or we'll never find

Aladdin's lamp.

Too bad we've gotta
ignore that swimming pool.

A swimming pool?

Where?

Whoopee!

Last one in is a
rotten fungus!

[boing]

[scream]

Ah!

It's a trap.

It's a trampoline.

Whoa!

No!

It's a palace with
a slip top roof.

[clang]

Ah, it appears I have
visitors dropping in

[crashing]

Splendid, once again my fake
swimming pool trick worked.

Where are we and who are you?

My dear, I am the magnificent
Sultan Pasbah. This is my

luxurious palace where you
and your companions will be my

miserable slaves forever.

[crash]

That's a generous
offer, Pas old pal,

but we'll pass.

[crash]

Guard, throw them in the
sl*ve quarters but bring me

the pretty one.

I guess he means her.

These priceless jewels are
yours when you join my harem.

Me join a harem?

Oh, give me a break.

Harems are from the
stupid olden days.

I like the stupid olden days!

Besides, you have no choice.

[evil laugh]

Yeow!

Lay off, bud.

I get your, oww, point.

Look at that loot.

Diamonds, gold, rubies.

It must be worth over $ .

We lucked out, Luigi.

Feast your eyes
on Aladdin's lamp.

When the guard falls asleep,
we'll swipe it and use its

magic to escape and
free the princess.

It's pretty thick glass but
this baby has cut through some

pretty tough pizzas.

[sawing]

[clink]

So what's all the magic
mumbo jumbo about that lamp?

What do you do, pull
a rabbit out of it?

Come on, Luigi, don't you
know the legend of Aladdin?

There's a powerful genie
inside and he can--

Stop flapping your lips.

Someone's coming!

Sire!
Sire!

Sire, the
princess is impossible.

She refuses to wear the
harem veils and roller-skates.

No matter, I've
tired of the wench.

I already placed an ad in the
Harem Recycler offering her to

the highest bidder.

You're selling the princess?

Quick, we've gotta find a safe
place to make this lamp work.

Mario, don't try to kid me.

How could a genie
be in that lamp?

See for yourself.

All I've got to do is rub it.

[squeaking]

[groaning]

Oww!

You've got some nerve.

What are you bothering me for?

This better be important.

Are you really magic?

I mean, really magic?

Are you a genie?

Hey stupid, what else could I
be cooped up in this cramped

lamp?

Oww!

Hey, looks out you
rubbed out the wrong way.

Terrific, a lousy
lamp stuck on my foot.

I hope you're satisfied.

Didn't mean to
bother you, ma'am,

but we need your
magic to--

Ah!

There's a fungus among us.

Your genie better
have some super magic.

Some creep just
arrived to buy the Princess.

A creep named King Koopa.

[gasps]

[dash]

I'll give you three urns
of dried dates for her.

That's my final offer.

I won't take less than
urns of chopped chicken liver.

Oh mighty genie of the lamp,
more beautiful than baked

lasagne, more
desirable than pepperoni,

I humbly beg you to
save the princess.

Stop whining, I'll
see what I can do.

I'll catch a magic spell.

[zap]

[ringing]

P-yew!

What's that awful odour?

Yuck!

You made a magic smell.

So I goofed.

Well, you don't have to
make a stink over it,

you know?

Oh no!

Koopa flew the coup.

[Princess Toadstool:]
Help!

[Koopa:]
You're mine, Princess.

All mine!

[evil laugh]

Prepare yourself for a
long tortuous journey,

princess.

Where are you taking me?

Far, far away where you
butinsky buddies can never

save you.

[zoom]

[beeping]

Koopa's getting away.

We'll never catch him on foot.

[skidding]

We need your hocus pocus.

Can you make us fly?

Fly?

Do you know what a
drain that is on me?

No problem, any
train you've got,

we can fix.

We're plumbers.

Tell you what, you make us fly
and I'll grease your palm with

a gold coin.

Now you're talking.

Eenie Meanie Miney
Mo, make them fly,

I need the dough.

[soaring]

Hey, how did I do that?

[crash]

[struggling]

I've got an idea.

Let's check out one of
those used flying carpet lots.

[chugging]

Talk about economy class!

I think I see Koopa's
carpet way over there.

Oh boy, full speed ahead!

[chugging]

Humph!

Watch it.

Where'd you
learn how to drive,

huh?

You'll never get
away with this.

Au contraire.

My evil scheme is
right on schedule.

Soon we'll be flying over some
nasty quicksand and that's

where I'll bid you adieu.

[chugging]

Whoa!

Not so fast!

Not so bumpy!

Hey, not so high!

[cough]

I don't know what's worse,
the backseat driver or the

front seat driver.

There's Koopa,
up in the clouds.

We'll sneak up on him.

Yeah, but if Koopa
sees us, we're goners.

He won't see us.

I've got a Koopa-proof plan.

Toad, start
shaking the carpet.

[squeak, squeak]

[cough]

[sneeze]

[squeak]

[sneeze]

What was that?

[sneeze]

Oh, it was just me.

[sneeze]

I guess this high altitude
is giving me a teeny cold.

If the
altitude's bothering you,

I can take care
of that pronto.

This is where you get off.

[screams]

[splat]

[sinking]

[gasp]

Oh no!

Quicksand.

[evil laugh]

She can't save her
kingdom from there.

Now to pull the rug out
from under those Marios.

[chugging]

[cough]

[slurp]

[Koopa:] Gotcha!

Koopa, where's the princess?

She's playing in the sand.

[gasp]

Help!

Help

[gasp]

We'll save you!

Oh no you won't!

Hello?

Pidgit Express?

This is King Koopa.

Send me a dozen
Pidgits, pronto!

Don't know what I'd do
without my carpet phone.

[laugh]

Help!
Help!

[sinking]

Help!

Whoa!

Not so fast!

Not so low!

We're coming
princess, keep your chin up.

[yoink]

Thanks guys, that
sand was the pits.

[tweeting]

Pidgits!

[tweeting]

[ripping]

[scream]

I've had enough!

This is where I get off!

[poof]

It's no use.

A pidgit's favourite
food is carpeting.

Hey, I just remembered.

I speak Pidgit.

Pidgit, pidgit,
pidgit...

Pidgit, pidgit.

Pidgit?

Pidgit!

Pidgit, Pidgit, pidgit.

What did you tell them?

I told him if he wants
really yummy carpet,

to head for Koopa.

[laugh]

[tweeting]

[chomping]

Stop, stop you
stupid Pidgits!

[laughter]

I'll get you for
this, you pesky plumbers.

A Koopa never forgets!

[clank]

[Genie:] Watch
where you're driving!

Too fast!

Oh, too slow!

I'm gonna make
your life miserable,

you reckless reptile!

They really deserve each other.

Where next, Princess?

How about a carpet cleaner?

[laughter]

I hate to leave, but we've
got to go out and get some

refreshments.

Alright, well
give me the list.

Two pounds of grapes,
two pounds of figs,

, tangerines.

, tangerines?

Lyle, he's a big guy.

Let's he doesn't show up
early but more importantly,

let's hope our stupid
cousins don't show up.

Come on.

Go.

Close the door, huh?

Okay, I've got you covered.

Mario and Luigi?

Are you here?

I know I'm a little early.

They probably just went to
get some refreshments and I'll

just make myself at home.

Ah.

[squeak]

It's him!

Oh, I'd recognise
those muscular shoulders,

that muscular neck and
that muscular hair anyway.

Wowie!

Mario and Luigi?

Oh, no, no, no.

We're Luigeena and
Marianne, we're the cousins.

Yes, don't we
look just like them?

Everybody tells us so.

What we look like
is the Looney Tunes.

I'm out of here.

No, no, no.

We'll find Mario
and Luigi for you,

just a minute.

Luigeena, hit the road.

Wait a minute, how come I
always get the dirty work,

huh?

Tell me about
yourself, Lylesy Wilesy.

So cute.

[beeping]

So Lyle, why don't
you watch me dance?

Nah, I ate recently.

Let's just watch the
next Legend of Zelda.

I don't mind.

[smack]

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom,

Link.

The evil wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[evil laugh]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever.

You must help me, Link.

Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

[soar]

[zap]

Let's go!

What?

You're supposed to be
guarding the Triforce.

Well, excuse me, Princess.

I-- [scream]

[roar]

[gasp]

[scream]

Zelda!

Hey!

She's being att*cked.

Wait here, Sprite.

[snap]

Yahoo!

[crash]

Guys, it's been a blast
but you're going home.

[zap]

Your foot is
sort of on my leg.

Tell me
something I don't know,

Lyle you big and
handsome hunk.

It's smelly!

Lyle, hey
geez, you got here early,

huh?

Luckily you're not
too late.

Marianne,
good to see you.

Luigi, can I talk to you?

Sure.

What's going on here?

Lyle, I'm sorry.

Mario and I went
for refreshments.

I got back as soon as I could.

Yes, well I met your cousin.

Yes, well I'm
sorry about that.

Luigeena went to
look for Mario and you.

I'm starting to get worried.

I'd better go look for them.

Oh, good idea Marianne and
while you're up there,

check our Alaska.

Lyle, don't forget
tonight about the dancing.

Dancing?

Hey, Lyle, wow, I
can't believe it.

This guy's a legend.

Lyle, good to see you.

Yes, well it's nice
to see you in pants.

Yo Mario, Marianne and
Luigeena were all over this

poor guy.

I got here just in time.

Could you please
excuse my dumb cousins,

Lyle?

Yoo-hoo, Lyle!

Lylesie, we have
to say goodbye.

Goodbye?

I thought you
wanted to go dancing.

Oh no, we just spotted Mel
Gibson and we're going to

track him home.

[giggling]

Phew!

Lucky break, huh Lyle?

Hey, what's wrong?

I was looking
forward to going dancing.

The nerve of that Mel
Gibson, taking my girls.

You're such a kidder, Lyle.

Whoa.

Until next time, everybody.

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side. ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go. ♪

♪ Do the Mario. ♪

♪ Take one step and then
again, let's do the Mario. ♪

♪ All together now,
you got it. ♪

♪ It's the Mario. ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side. ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go. ♪

♪ Do the Mario. ♪

♪ Take one step and then
again, let's do the Mario. ♪

♪ Altogether now, come
on now, just like that. ♪♪