01x10 - Stars in Their Eyes/Alligator Dundee

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the...

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Luigi:] Ahhh alright.

Come on Mario, this is the
third time this thing's been

in here last time it
was a plumber slinky.

Oh a pludaris.

Ah pludaris, geez Mario you
really know your stuff boy.

[whimpering]

Oh Radigator!

What?

A horrible scary monster was
chasing you through the sewer?

Radigator?

Poor guy.

G'day mates.

I thought I heard
folks up this way.

You scared us.

You're a, you're a--

Name's Alligator Dundee.

I've been on a sewer
safari in your local pipes;

I'm huntin' the
most ferocious,

vicious, fearsome creature
that I've ever encountered.

Now I've tracked
him down here,

he should be attacking
you gents any minute now!

Get outta here.

Right here?

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

Plumber's
log number - - - ,

we were just a pasta
noodle away from escaping,

King Koopa's Space Troopas,
when we got nailed with a

lucky sh*t.

Whooaaa!

Yikes!

What a drag!

Ahh!

Umpf!

Let's find out where in the
Mushroom Universe we are!

Woooooah!

I've got good news
and bad news for you!

What's better than this?

The good news is, we're
almost at the planet Quirk.

And the bad news?

Whooaaa!

The bad news is, we'll
be making a crash landing!

[Toad:] We're losin' fuel.

[Princess:] We've
lost our supplies.

[Mario:] My pasta,
this is terrible.

[grunting]

Don't be so slow!

Hurry up!

Huh?

[kaboom!]

That wasn't
such a bad landing,

but now we're floating away.

Probably because of
the different gravity,

Your Hiiiiighness.

Forget gravity.

Grab me!

I got Luigi as an anchor.

And I got the toolbox.

Here!

Use these tools for balance;
they'll hold you down.

Now all we need
is fuel, supplies,

food, and more food.

Fat chance we'll find any
on this deserted planet.

We Quirks will help you.

You saved us from the
wicked Astro Mouser.

[gasps]

Astro Mouser?

'Scuse us, sir, I thought
you were the landing pad.

Give me your hand.

Grrrr...

Quick! Get on our
barge everybody!

Quick! Get on our
barge everybody!

I said we were sorry.

It's no use, he's following
orders from our wicked leader:

Moon Man Koopa.

Moon Man Koopa?

Grrrrr.

We've been hit!

Oh no!

Mayday!

Mayday!

Leapin' lasagna.

This whole tub is gonna sink.

Don't panic!

I'll plug the leak in two
shakes of a calamari's tail.

And for free.

Don't get carried away Luigi.

That's what I
call shower power.

If only our rocketship
were as easy to fix.

You can get everything you
need at our Quirk factory.

There's just one
little problem.

If Moon Man Koopa catches
you, he'll put you in chains,

boil you in oil, and enslave
you for life...

...and that's if
he likes you.

We can only hope Astro
Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's

Troopas!

Sorry, there's the
alert right now.

So much for hope.

[siren]

Now how're we gonna sneak in?

I hope these
Quirk disguises work.

Our own Mama Mia
wouldn't recognize us.

Maybe we should've disguised
ourselves as moon rocks.

Look!

Supplies!

Fuel!

Trouble!

Everybody, make
like a moon rock.

Heeheeheehee.

So much for Moon Man
Koopa's stoopa Troopas!

Now all we've got to worry
about is--

Moon Man Koopa!

Yikes!

Oh no!

And his magnetic personality.

[laughs]

[grunts]

Mama mia!

We've been nailed by
the tools in our pockets.

Gut wrenching, isn't it?

Hmm.

Stick around for the
party ya honk faced Quirks.

This can't get much worse.

Oh yes it can ya little twerp;
you're gonna spend the rest of

your lives in chains!

[laughs]

[banging]

[laughs]

Sorry we got you into a
lifetime of enslavement,

little pepperoni.

Quick!

Run before Koopa
closes your shackles.

It's no use, we've
always been Koopa's slaves,

but chains are
just a new twist.

[Mario:] Honked noses
of the world unite!

You have nothing to
lose but your chains!

They'll never lose their
chains because I control them.

Oohhhhh.

Electronically no less.

The poor Quirks, I
could just cry for them.

You're breaking
my heart Princess!

Now get to work!

Now that you and these
Quirks are my slaves,

I got other
planets to plunder.

[laughs]

There must be a way
to break these chains.

[grunts]

Huh?

Luigi!

The shackles'
electronics system,

reacts to the anvil's sound.

Really?

Yeah.

All together huh?

Yes, sir!

[banging]

[banging]

Hey, our music shorted out
Koopa's electronic shackle

system.

Let's run for it!

[zapping]

[Mario:] Whew!

That one nearly
rang our bell tempo!

Quick!

Our rocket fuel,
our ravioli rations!

[Quirk:] We've got
them right here.

But we can't leave
you chained like this.

No time!

You must escape!

There's no escaping
from Moon Man Koopa.

Everybody, hurry,
start paddlin'!

Not with tools
in your pockets.

[laughs]

Quirks unite!

We have nothing to
use but our chains!

Get going g*ng!

I can't look, they
did that to save us.

Don't look, just paddle!

Goodbye!

Don't worry about us!

We'll be all right!

[Princess:] We can't leave
the poor Quirks like that.

We won't, but first
we take care of Koopa.

Look!

Luigi, take the control!

But it's not the time to
think of your stomach now.

[Mario:] I'm just
making spaghetti;

suitable for
Koopa's meteoric balls.

suitable for
Koopa's meteoric balls.

I'll dispose of
those fry cooks.

I'll dispose of
those fry cooks.

[Mario:] We're losin' marinara,
not to mention momentum.

Full speed ahead.

[Koopa:] Come to Koopa
my little olive pit.

[laughs]

Ohhhh!

don't look now, but Koopa's
rocket wants to eat our

rocket!

Not on my melted mozzarella!

Throw out everything,
including the kitchen sink!

We've thrown out everything
but our emergency pasta

ration.

I can't do it!

I-I can't use the
last of our pasta!

Sorry Mario, but
we've got no choice.

[Mario:] Now that's pasta power!

I'll get those
Quirks for this!

Oh no the poor Quirks!

Koopa will
enslave them for good.

[Quirks:] If this worked on
Koopa's shackle system,

maybe it'll work
on his rocket.

We can do it, guys!

A-one, a-two,
a-one two three four!

[bzzzzzzing Legend
of Zelda Theme Song]

[bzzzzzzing Legend
of Zelda Theme Song]

You call that music?

Stop that racket!

I hate that music!

I hate spaghetti!

I hate Quirks!

I hate those
faucet freeaaaaks!

It looks like those
Quirks, took Moon Man Koopa,

for a Galactic loopa.

[cheering]

[cheering]

[Mario:] Beam us down to
the nearest pasta Luigi.

Ahh, now this here net will
hold anything: from a giant

grizzly, down to a
teenie weenie fleanie.

Huh?

I mean a flea.

Ohhh.

I wish it was just a flea,
then all we'd have to do is

wear flea collars.

[laughs]

Hey Mr. Dundee, is there
anything else we can do to

help?

Right, now listen up, I'll
lure that beast out of the

sewer, then Mario you drop
the net over the monster.

Luigi, you take the rope slip
it over and tighten it up,

but be careful boys,
one false move,

and you'll end up as a
couple of monster snacks.

Right.

Alli, I got one
question for you.

What's that?

Are you out of your mind?

Oh it's easy.

Oh sure.

Look, what does this
monster look like?

Good point mate.

Just so you'll know for sure,
here's what the bloodthirsty

beast looks like.

Heeey, what's the radigator
doing with that bloodthirsty

beast?

[Luigi:] Beats me.

Oh.

While we try to
save radigator,

watch these scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.

Watchin' my Zelda,
watchin' my Zelda,

you'll go a watchin' my Zelda.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda, anything!

Hang on Zelda!

Hold it right there Zola!

Your choice Zola.

Eat this!

[zapping]

Ahh!

Sooo, if things
work out as I plan,

this could be my opportunity
to capture Princess Zelda,

and conquer all of Hyrule!

[laughs]

Hey Luigi, what
are we gonna do?

He's gonna capture
our pal the radigator.

I know I'm
thinking, I'm thinking.

Yo Alligator, what are you
doing with that big letter

opener?

Well, we're gonna try
and take him peacefully,

but if he endangers
our lives... [geeeeck]

[geeeeck]

I guess that
answers our question.

Alright to your
positions mates.

Right.

Now I'll lure him out
with this tuna sandwich.

Wish me luck.

Alright, good luck.

[grunts]

There you go!

Oh boy, I hope the
radigator runs away.

He must be the creature
radigator was followed by.

In the darkness, radigator
thought that Alligator Dundee

was a monster.

Huh?

[Alligator Dundee:]
There you are.

Here boy, eat my
tuna sandwich.

Boy, alligator!

Alright mates!

Here we come!

[growling]

Now Mario!

Ok we got him, we got him!

Not me mates!

The monster!

We got the real monster!

Right.

We finally figured that you
were trying to capture our

pet.

[Mario:] He's known
as the radigator.

Oh mates, if you'd had told me
it was your pet in the first

place, I never would've
tried to capture him.

Oh I'm a nice guy really.

Oh I'm sorry.

We're sorry.

Come on get up, take it easy.

We got you, we got you.

I'm just a simple Australian
bloke tryin' to make it in the

big time.

I dreamed I could be
famous; if I came to New York,

and captured a beast
like the radigator,

and fell in love with a
beautiful American woman.

Hey, that sounds like it
would be a good movie plot.

Yea.

Movie?

About an Australia
hunter, who comes to New York,

captures a beast
like the radigator,

and falls in love with a
beautiful American woman?

Oh, not bad, not bad.

Well hey.

Well thanks mate, maybe
things'll turn out alright

after all.

Well bye now.

So long.

One thing though, I'm
gonna change my name.

[Luigi:] Really?

To what?

From now on, you can call me
Radigator Dundee [laughter]

Oh hey Radigator!

Ahhh!

Til' next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪