01x13 - Toad Warriors/E.C. The Extra Creepy

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

[whistle]

Yo!

Where we goin' tonight?

We?

We ain't goin' nowhere.

But me and my computer date,
are going out on a mad night

of love, romance,
and copper fittings.

So you've got a date, is
that what this is all about?

[whistles]

What a file!

Luxuriant body
hair, bulging muscles,

can bench press pounds.

Mario?

What kind of woman is this?

Those are not her
qualities, those are mine.

I copied them from a
Rambo bubble gum card.

Hers are on the bottom.

Rambo bubble gum card.

Out of this world girl
with head in the clouds,

loves to travel.

I don't know Mario, this
girl sounds like a .

Oh yea go ahead, go
ahead Luigi make fun of her.

But when you see my date,
boy will you be jealous!

Her name is E.C.

[rumbling]

Oh, that must be her now!

Really?

It feels like she's
driving an wheeler.

[ding dong]

I'm telling you
Luigi, I'm telling you,

be nice to her.

I will, I will, I will,
I feel sorry for her.

Wow!

That's what I call
a computer date.

Hello I'm Mario, and
this is my brother Luigi.

May I have your hand?

As you wish dream mate Mario.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's log, .

Rotten King Koopa had stolen
every drop of spaghetti sauce,

in Car Land.

But a small band
of Mushroom rebels,

in a desert fort
were making their own,

and we were on our
way to join them.

Only trouble was, one of
King Koopa's state Troopas,

was hot on our tail.

[siren]

You shouldn't have
broken the speed limit Toad!

You'll have to pull over.

[boom]

I never should
have let you drive.

You wanted a nap remember?

But not in jail!

Car / calling King Koopa.

I've arrested the Princess
and her faucet freak friends.

Lock them up and
throw away the key!

And whatever you do,
don't let them get away!

The last of the spaghetti
sauce is almost in my hands.

I'll make a fortune selling
it back to those miserable

Mushrooms!

And now I've got that
pesky Princess too!

[laughs]

No you can't
call your lawyer,

or your mother.

Any other questions?

Huh?

Whoa!

Yikes!

A Mushroom rebel chopper!

Come on Princess!

Your people need you!

Go Princess!

Go while you can!

We'll meet you at
the rebel fort.

Hang on!

Goodbye!

Now's our chance to escape!

[Troopa:] Don't even think
about running away sewer scum!

Bob-omb won't like that.

I'm in big enough trouble as
it is losing the Princess,

without losing you guys too!

[Koopa:] Car / .

Come in!

Or else!

[gulp]

Uh oh.

Watch 'em Bob-omb.

Hey Bob-omb!

Did anyone ever tell
you you were uuuuu-gly?

I've seen better looking
bombs after they exploded.

I bet you have to sneak up on
a match just to get a light!

Run for it guuuys!

You stupid bang head!

Look what-- ahhh.

No, don't go off now!

[sigh]

[Mushrooms:] Hail Princess!

Hail Princess!
Hail Princess!

Get your motors running!

They've got the Princess
inside that rebel fort!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

They're coming!

We must hold them off
until my friends arrive.

Ahh!

Yikes, here!

Take this!

Whoa!

Cheese and crackers!

How did that happen?

That mouse brain!

To think of all the gold coins
I wasted on his driver's ed

classes.

[kaboom]

We need help.

[Mario:] This is the life.

The wind in your face, a
driving song on the radio,

nothing ahead
but the open road!

Ahhhh!

[Princess:] Mario!

Toad!

Luigi!

If you can hear
me, we need help!

And fast!

Time to put the
peddle to the metal,

hang on guys.

King Koopa sir, I just got
word from your state Troopa.

The plumbers have escaped!

Those miserable wrench heads
won't ruin my evil plans!

Prepare an ambush Mouser.

Make road pizzas out of them!

Check your
rearview mirror Mario!

Handsome devil ain't I?

Mario, w-w-w-watch out!

Yikes!

Leapin' lasagna!

Unfasten your seatbelt
guys, and get ready to jump!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Quick!

Get some mattresses!

I've heard of falling stars,
but plummeting plumbers?

Whoaaa!

[cheering]

My heroes!

Enough Mr. Nice Guy it's
time for my ultimate w*apon.

Mouser, bring forth
the Thunder Birdo!

Fire!

[gasp]

[boom]

End of the road
Princess Toadstool,

end of the road.

[laughs]

Let's go in and get 'em boss!

I'll bet we barbecued 'em.

Wait 'til the
smoke clears Mouser,

those plumbers are tricky.

It could be a sink trap.

Come on guys!

King Koopa and his men will
be swarming all over us any

minute now.

We've have to decoy him
away so the rebels can escape!

But how?

We don't have
anything he wants.

Yes we do.

A tanker full of
spaghetti sauce.

Mario, you'll drive the
truck, and I'll go with you.

You Luigi, are going to
be our eyes in the sky.

Huh?

You Luigi, you'll be
piloting the helicopter.

M-Me?

I don't know how to fly!

I don't even
know how to drive!

Show Luigi how to
fly the heli-- [gasp]

Copter!

And make it quick!

Look what I got Princess!

Good work Toad!

With that star you
can do anything!

You can be the Toad Warrior!

You got it!

By the power of
the shining star,

I am the--

Toad Warrior!

[cheering]

Hey man, I'm the
Fantastic Fungus!

The supercharged
Mushroom of Might!

I'm the Toad Warrior!

[cheering]

He's been watching a
little too much TV lately,

don't you think?

Give me five!

No, give me five b*mb plants!

Whoa!

Let's go!

Hit the road, Toad!

Lead on doll face!

Come on boss!

They're not even f*ring back!

They must be history!

Oh alright.

Let's move in!

What the--?

[gasp]

[Mario:] Next time
Koopa, use the crosswalk!

I'll get you for this Mario!

Koopa pack, re-att*ck!

And get that loser Luigi too!

Ouch!

And get him!

Get them!

Get all of them!

[gasp]

[laughs]

Ahh!

Huh?

Huh?

Forward ho!

Hey punk, wanna drag?

[coughs]

No miserable little Mushroom
beats King of the Road Koopa

in a-- [coughs]

race.

Out of the way!

Coming through!

Uh oh!

Here comes trouble.

It's Mouser, driving
that Thunder Birdo.

Just keep going, I'll
take care of racer rat!

[gasp]

Boom!

Jump for it Princess!

I'm gonna blow that
truck off the road!

That's what you think.

Yo!

Yiii!

Whoa!

Ha ha yay!

Ya ha, way to go!

What goes up, must go down.

Not again!

Boom!

Whooooa!

First one to the Grand Koopa
Canyon gets the spaghetti

sauce.

Deal?

Deal!

For sure it won't
be you biker breath!

[Princess:] We got
'em all, Mario!

Every single one of
Koopa's state Troopas.

But what about King Koopa?

Hey warthog,
let's play chicken.

Whoever slows
down first, loses!

Whoever slows
down first, loses!

[gasp]

[gasp]

I'll be back!

You can't keep a
bad Koopa down!

Wow!

No more Toad Warrior.

You made it Toad!

We all made it!

Thank you my friends!

You've saved my people again.

There will be
spaghetti sauce for everyone!

Sounds good to me!

Wait!

Mario!

I can't, I've been
eating dried pasta for weeks!

I gotta have it!

[spluttering]

You got it alright [laughter]

Yo Mario, I gotta tell
ya, something's not right.

Hey I don't care.

She's beautiful, plus she's
got a great sense of humour,

and she's backed by a
two year warrantee.

So what's the problem?

What's the problem?

We got two problems.

Number one, I go
outside check our car,

no license plates.

Number two, you know
Mrs. Schweckner upstairs?

She come down touched
the feather of our car,

ba-da-bing,
ba-da-bang, ba-da-boom,

turned into dust!

Ahh, must be one of
those new burglar alarms.

Yeesh.

Nice place you got
here, you got here,

you got here, you got here.

Isn't she something special?

Oh yea, she's
real special Mario.

She's snacking, on a wrench.

I don't' care, I'm in love.

You're in love?

Mario, you're in
love, with a night light.

I must leave.

Why?

Where you going?

Where you going?

I must return to
my home planet,

to watch more scenes from
the exciting Legend of Zelda.

Ooh.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda?

Anything!

Oh, I am lost!

Will no handsome hero save me
from this three headed freak?

Hey!

Ssssss.

Watch the insults will ya?

Back of Gleeok!

Ha!

Toast him!

Hey!

Ah!

Ahhhhh!

Ha!

Serves 'em right.

Now for you!

Oh no way!

Ahhhhh!

Ha!

Got you now Gleeok!

Where are you Mario?

Why aren't you home yet?

Oh, I hope
Mario's not up there.

[rumbling]

Maybe that's them now.

Oh, what a ride we had Luigi.

When this lady drives
over the Brooklyn Bridge,

she drives over
the Brooklyn Bridge.

Wait a minute, tell me
you didn't marry her Mario.

I didn't marry her Mario.

Oh I tell you Luigi, we had
trouble with the blood tests.

I mean I was an
a positive, ha,

she was white.

Wait a minute, Mario,
this is not a computer date!

You're dating a computer!

[Computer voice:] Attention all robots,

return to
spaceship and depart.

Brooklyn cannot
sustain quality life.

I must leave
Mario, poopsie woopsie.

Can I have something
to remember you by?

You will always have my heart.

Oh are you jealous?

Yea.

Well eat your heart out.

[laughs]

Ohhh.

Until next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪