01x17 - Two Plumbers and a Baby/Lost Dog

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[whistling]

Luigi, Luigi would
you knock it off!?

You sound ridiculous!

Ridiculous?

I sound ridiculous?

Hee hee hee.

You and your goofy
chipmunk imitations,

now that's ridiculous.

Oh come on Mario
give me a break,

I'm practicing for my
birdie lovers meeting.

[whistling]

[ding dong]

Come in!

[sobbing]

Oh Pam Matteson,
what are you doing here?

Yea, why are you crying?

Oh, hi Mario and Luigi,
I've lost my little puppy Ike.

Have you guys seen him?

No, no I don't think so Pam.

No me neither.

Oh where oh where has
my little dog gone?

Oh where or where can he be?

Were his ears cut short?

And his tail cut long?

No I just gave
him a little trim.

No we haven't seen him Pam.

Sorry.

I'll never find my little
bundle of love and affection,

never!

Never!

Whoa whoa wait wait
wait don't worry Pam,

we'll help you find
your little wayward pooch.

Yea Pam, we like Ike.

Dry those eyes, don't cry.

Oh yea here go ahead
here dry your eyes.

[blow]

Ahhhh!

I feel better already.

Oh thank you boys, I've always
depended on the kindness of

strangers; and you
sure are strange enough.

Oh.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's log - , we found
ourselves in the Kingdom of

Youth.

We heard there was a magical
Fountain of Touth there,

and King Goo Goo Ga Ga Koopa
was using it to satisfy his

miserable thirst
for doing bad.

This is the end of the trail!

Good thing!

Cuz this is the end
of the trail mix!

Huh?

Last one down to The Fountain
of Youth is a prune danish!

Fountain of Youth?

Prune danish?

If they've got
food down there,

let's follow 'em!

Yikes!

Whoaaa!

Ahhhhh!

Whooaaaa!

Whooaaaa!

One sip from that fountain,
and we'll all be eighteen

again!

Ga ga!

You'll be eighteen inches tall
when I turn The Fountain of

Youth up to full
power, ya old fogy!

[laughs]

Then you'll
work for the Koopa.

Ya hoo!

Ha ha ha...

[baby talk]

It's King Goo Goo
Ga Ga Koopa to you.

[beep]

Ouch!

Albatoss!

Catch those sniveling rugrats.

Hey.

Wahhhh!

Yo!

Calamitous clam sauce!

Koopa's capturing
all those children.

They're not children!

They're those old
people turned young!

[laughs]

Ga ga goo goo!

[laughs]

Now you terrible tots
will do all my chores,

while I play.

So that's what Koopa's up to.

That no-good diaper dictator.

That no-good diaper dictator.

How terrible.

We gotta free
these kids, somehow.

Oops!

Huh?

It's the miserable Marios,
that mushhead Mushroom,

and the pesky Princess.

Goo goo them!

Let's get outta here.

Help!

[coughs]

Ahhhh!

[gasp]

Princess, speak to me!

Baby like water.

Now I've gotcha
where I want ya,

ya pint-sized brat.

Hey!

Show some respect
for us grownups!

Move it, g*ng!

[Koopa:] Koopa pack,
it's time to att*ck!

Watch out for the Albatoss.

This doesn't seem like a
good time for bird watchin',

Mario.

Use the b*mb net,
you featherbrain!

Oh no!

Luigi!

Goo goo ga wee!

Woah!

Holy pepperoni!

Careful Mario, she's
not a sack of tomatoes,

ya know!

More bouncy, more
bouncy Uncle Luigi!

Stop, or I'll tell on you!

I've been hanging
around these kids too long!

Net them , you
flying squawk box,

not me!

Quick!

Everyone on the seesaws!

Huh?

Whoa!

Weee!

Ooh fun!

More bouncy!

More bouncy!

[pants]

Let's b*at it, boys!

We'll hide until dark,
then come back and free those

bambinos.

But in the meantime, we got
ourselves a baby princess to

take care of.

I know about baby
brussel sprouts,

mini frozen pizzas,
tiny tortellinis,

but I know nothing about
pint-sized princesses!

Fellas, what's to know?

If she gets
hungry, we feed her.

If she gets all
goopy, we wash her!

And if she gets lost?

Ahhhh!

There she is!

I'll save her!

[birds chirping]

Tweet tweet tweet.

Here baby Princess, Uncle
Mario has a big surprise for

you...

...but that's not it!

Oohhh!

Weeee!

Mario!

What're you doin' down here?

The princess went that-a-way.

Goo goo ga ga ga,
goo goo goo goo.

Leapin' lasagna!

Our baby Princess is
in biiiiig trouble!

Goo goo ha ha.

Bouncy bouncy bouncy.

Woah!

Now whadda we do?

This looks like a
job for Sky Plumber,

and his homemade hang glider.

Faster than a vanishing clog,
more powerful than an electric

drain snake.

Here I come little Princess!

Goin' my way, bambino?

Gootchie gootchie.

Hee hee hee [laughs]

Cut it out, Princess!

I'm a--- [laughs]

Ticklish!

[laughs]

Uncle Mario play mud
pies, me play too.

I like you, Uncle Mario,
you fun!

Babysittin' isn't
all kiddin' around,

ya hafta let the little
tyke know who's in charge.

After a nice tubby-wubby,
we'll take a nappy-wappy,

and--Uh uh uh uh!

Gotta stay on the
rafty-wafty, your littleness!

Ohhh.

Huh?

Help!

Mario!

Luigi!

Holy ravioli Mario!

Look!

Goo goo ga ga.

Ahhhhh!

Whoaaaa!

Heeeey!

Wait for me!

Look!

Baby Princess is
floating away!

Oh no.

Not for long!

Uncle Mario!

Uncle Mario!

See the fishies play!

Hurry Mario!

Before the Trouters get her!

Huh?

There's not much sitting
in this babysitting stuff.

There will be, if we can
get her to take a nap.

[Mario:]
♪ Hush little Princess don't
you cry, ♪

♪ I'm gonna buy you
a pizza pie. ♪

♪ And if that
pizza pie gets ate, ♪

♪ Luigi'll buy you
a New York steak. ♪♪

Waaaa!

Waaaaa!

Please stop crying!

Waa!

Waaa!

Look baby Princess, I have
pretty fireflies for you.

Pretty pretty.

That oughtta keep you quiet.

I hate babysitting!

Aww, come on!

The princess isn't
so bad; look at her!

[Luigi:] Holy spumoni!

She's gone!

She must be
following the fireflies!

[Mario:] And they're headed
right for Koopa's castle!

Come on!

Pretty pretty.

Baby want you.

Oh no!

She's gonna fall in!

[Mario:] You get any younger
Princess and you'll disappear.

Koopa took the control dial!

Now we'll never get the
Princess back to her right

age.

Sure we can.

We just have to reverse
the flow of the waterfall.

[Koopa:] You'll never get away
with this you noodle noggins!

Patty cake, patty
cake pasta man.

Give me pasta power
as fast as you can.

Good thing we used the extra
pipe for this Koopa catcher,

huh Mario?

I'll fix you!

What?

Huh?

I'll be back to get you!

When I grow up!

[cries]

That should do it.

The water's goin' backwards.

That's right, now it's
The Fountain of Age!

Pure plumbing genius
if I say so myself.

Hurray!

Ha ha ha.

Ho ho.

Wow!

I forgot being a
kid was so tough.

So did we.

Look, we're grownups again!

We can stay up
'til ten 'o clock!

Yippee!

If you guys ever
give up plumbing,

you'd sure make
great babysitters.

Princess, the only sitting I
want to do is down to a big

plate of pasta.

[crying]

Oh oh oh Pam what's the
matter is your pizza cold?

No, it's fine.

It's just that Ike
used to love pizza,

his favourite was black
olive and Canadian kitten.

I see some dogs,
but no puppies.

Oh there, there Pammy.

It's hopeless!

I'll never find my Ike!

I miss him.

Oh take it easy.

[brrring]

The phone I'll be right back.

Mario Brothers Plumbing
you clog em' we clear em'.

Ohhh gee, no no Rawly I
didn't forget about the birdie

lover's club
meeting this weekend.

Ok thanks, thanks for calling.

Of course I'll see you there.

You know Luigi if you could do
dog calls the way you do bird

calls we could
really help Pam.

Gee, dog calls... I wonder?

Ike used to call
dogs all the time.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Mario!

Calm down, are you
looking for a snack?

No I'm looking
for Pam's dog Ike.

Here are some scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link.

The evil wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever.

You must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda, anything!

[laughter]

Girls are crazy
about flowers.

Flowers, right!

Thanks!

Good talk my boy.

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Zelda, heeeelp!

Daddy?!

This always happens.

Duty calls!

[zap zap]

Link!

Stop him!

Hey I'm tryin' Princess!

You really think that you can
summon Ike by barking like a

dog Luigi?

Well, I'll tell you what Pammy
I mean according to Hanson's

guide the Doggy
Dialogue it says here that,

I will be replicating the
precise barking pattern of the

canine in question.

See that?

Maybe you should just
bark like a dog does.

Well I'm gonna do that too.

Now if this works Pam, Ike
will be here faster than

pigeons to popcorn ah?

Go to it Luigi.

You got it.

Alright stand back
gimme a little room,

first I'd like to present
what I call: the chihuahua.

Baaaaaa.

Hold on, a little something in
my throat I'm just startin',

I got it now, I got it now.

Next I'm gonna do what I
call, your-lasso apso.

[pig snort]

What kind of a dog is Ike?

I mean we could
be here all day.

Well he's mutt, part
poodle, part basset hound,

a little bit of country and a
little bit of rock and roll.

Can you do mixes Luigi?

Hey I don't know Mario
but I'll give it a try.

Alright stand back here it
is, my poodle basset combo.

[farm animals]

Oh!

It's Ike.

Ike!

Come to mommy, come to mommy!

[barking]

Come baby, come here!

Come here baby yes!

Oh you're a
doggy genius Luigi,

you got Ike back!

Aww it was really nothin'.

Always a pleasure to do
something for a girl like you

Pam.

Haha.

Haha, thank you guys,
I won't forget this.

[barking]

Look at
all those dogs.

Hey, I guess I'm a better
dog caller than I realized.

Uh oh!

Uh oh?

What are you gonna do about
that elephant and that horse!

You!!!

Gotcha.

Until next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪