01x24 - Too Hot to Handle/Time Out Luigi

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Luigi:] Take that you duck!

And that!

Oh yea you wise guy, mess
around with quick draw Luigi?

Behind the back, ho ho!

Under the legs, yea hey!

Behind the ear, I
think I zapped my ear off.

[crash]

Oh!

Hi, can I help you?

Perhaps it is I who
can help you sir?

I am Angelica, mysterious
salesperson for Weird and

Spooky Gadgets Incorporated.

This is your lucky day.

Wow!

We don't want nothin'.

Do you gentlemen wish you
owned a crystal ball that

predicts the future?

With ninety nine and
nine tenths accuracy?

No, no, no, no, no, I want
one that works percent.

It's a pain to clean anyway.

How about a strange
and eerie painting,

that gets older while the
owner stays eternally young.

I'm talkin' year
old baby faces fellas.

Wow!

How much?

Today only $ . .

How much for a painting
with a year old baby face?

Will you forget about it?

How about a wristwatch?

Oh a wristwatch.

Is it waterproof,
shock resistant,

and self-winding?

And who needs all that
when you have strange and

mysterious?

Well, looks ok to me.

How much?

Ten bucks.

Ten bucks for
strange and mysterious?

I'll give ya five.

It's pretty eerie
too, how about seven?

How about four?

Ok, rob me, but you won't
be able to sleep at night.

Oh don't worry lady,
I sleep pretty good.

Here you go, four bucks.

It's a pleasure doing strange
and mysterious business with

you galoots.

Try taking a broom to
this floor once in a while!

Wow!

What a bargain, four bucks!

Sure bargain no wonder!

You just bought a
watch that runs backwards.

Backwards?

What are you laughin' at?

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's
Log, number .

Lava Land, the
island of Waki-Waki.

The Great Fire God had
promised to help us save the

Mushroom Kingdom,
from King Koopa.

And we were looking for
some friendly natives,

who could lead us to him.

[greetings]

Hi Princess babe!

I'm Scooter, leader
of the Aloha people.

Welcome to Waki-Waki,
the island of paradise.

Ahh!

I hope someone's mixing
up a mozzarella milkshake!

No, it's an earthquake!

Run for cover!

The Fire God's bummin' again!

[Princess:] Oh no!

Waki-Waki's cracking up!

Help!

Yeow!

Help!

Huh?

[Mario:] I got you, Princess!

Oh, thanks Mario, that
was nearly the end of me!

Sufferin' spumoni!

That Fire God's
sure actin' strange!

Those pitiful
plumbers are falling hook,

line and plunger, for my
plan to trap the Princess!

What should I do
with the real Fire God?

Keep him on ice until that
miserable Princess is mine!

Then you can throw him
into the lava machine!

Hot stuff!

I can't wait!

You ready for your broadcast,
as the fake Fire God?

I'm always ready
for sneaky badness.

Attention, Aloha people!

This is your Fire God.

Princess Toadstool, must be
thrown into the volcano at

sundown, or the great volcano
will explode and destroy your

island!

I love being rotten!

[snickers]

The lava machine's
ready for full destruction,

Your Koopaness.

Then let's keep the heat on!

[gulp]

You heard him dudes.

Our island's sunk unless
we sacrifice the Princess.

This is a trick!

That's not your Fire
God, it's King Koopa!

I'd recognize
that voice anywhere!

Sorry dude!

But we gotta do what
our Fire God tells us!

Grab the babe and throw
the others into a pit!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Cut it out!

Ow!

You're making a big mistake!

Take her to the top of the
volcano and throw her in!

Come on!

We gotta save the Princess,
before they cook her goose!

It's leapin' time, Luigi!

It's leapin' time, Luigi!

Curses!

Here come those
budinski plumbers again!

Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Hey!

Come on, we'll get
there faster if we ride!

Giddy up ostrich!

Giddy up!

Ready Bingo?

A-one and a-two--

Dude, uh, wait,

wait, wait.

Didn't the Great Fire God say
to sacrifice her at sundown?

You're right, dude.

We don't wanna upset the big
kahuna anymore than he already

is.

We better wait.

What are those
idiots waiting for?

Sundown Your
Nastiness, like you told 'em.

Just because I said it,
doesn't mean I meant it!

Just because I said it,
doesn't mean I meant it!

Yikes!

Lucky linguini!

A pineapple patch!

Let's fight fire with fruit!

A pineapple a day
keeps the Shy Guys away!

Here come the Mario Brothers
to rescue Princess Toadstool

and I've got two, mush
brains waiting for sundown!

I'll fix those freaks!

At the sound of the tone,
the time will be: sundown.

[pffft]

On with the sacrifice!

Cool!

Must be an early sundown.

Time for your
lava bath, Princess!

Stop!

Don't drop the Princess!

Sorry dude, we take our
orders from the Fire God.

Yipe!

[gasps]

It was all a trick!

Koopa's got the Princess!

My favourite dish:
Fire God under glass.

And now to rid myself of the
Mario Brothers once and for

all.

Prepare the lava machine!

You rotten reptile!

You're disgusting!

I know, that's why
I like me so much.

Whoaa!

Yo, Mario!

Got any ideas?

Yeah!

Leap for your lives!

Bad news bros, it's
about to get hot,

hot, hot!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

Huh?

What are those red hot pipes
doing inside this volcano?

Smells like they're carrying
that lava that was chasing us.

I'll bet Koopa's behind this.

Come on, we'll trace these
pipes down and find out.

Prepare the lava boat for
my getaway with Princess

Toadstool.

Yes, Your Royal Nastiness.

Inflate the
fireproof lava boat!

Hey, this must be the
machine that makes the lava.

Shhh.

The fireproof lava
boat is ready to sail,

Your Meanness.

Now you're cookin', Fryguy.

Once the Princess
and I are safely away,

set the lava machine
to bury the island!

Toad, you gotta keep
Koopa busy for a few minutes.

What are we gonna do?

We gotta re-plumb,
Koopa's evil plan!

Leave it to me guys,
I'll keep Koopa hoppin'!

Good thing Koopa's
workmen left these behind.

Monkey wrench!

Monkey wrench.

Hacksaw!

Hacksaw.

Fool Koopa.

Fool Koopa.

You're not as smart
as you think you are,

Koopa.

Oh no?

My plan has been perfect!

That's what you
think, stoopa Koopa!

Oof!

When I get my mitts on
you, you're gonna be creamed,

Mushroom!

You gotta catch me
first, king-a-ling!

[laughs]

Watch out Toad!

Gotcha!

Prepare to fry in the lava
machine you mangy Mushroom!

[laughs]

Hold it Your Bossiness.

I got a hot flash for ya.

Haven't I told ya, never
to interrupt me when I'm

gloating?

But we got trouble!

The Marios have re-plumbed the
lava machine and they stopped

up the pipes!

You mean I can't
destroy the island?

I hate those Marios!

They always spoil my fun!

Well, I'll just have to
put the lava machine back in

action.

[laughs]

While my two prisoners watch.

[Mario:] This is hard
for a plumber to watch,

Luigi.

I know.

Plugging up pipes goes against
everything we stand for.

We had no choice, it was the
only way we could stop Koopa

and save the island.

Mario!

Here comes Koopa!

Quick!

We'll hide in the lava boat!

[Fryguy:] See?

Instead of the lava
machine destroying the island,

it's gonna destroy us!

Ahh!

At least you're
still my prisoner,

and we're escaping
in the lava boat!

Now what?

Koopa's gonna take a
trip he didn't plan on!

Oh!

Help!

Welcome aboard, Princess!

[kaboom]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ooh, ahh!

Whoa, yea, whoa, ooh!

Thanks, Mario!

Now, let's hope this
lava boat really works!

Whoa!

Ow, ooh, ow!

I'll get you for this
you meddling Marios!

Time to Koop out!

Great!

Koopa warped out and
left me to face the heat!

Oh no!

The tunnel ends!

Ooh...

Wee!

This is a
definite E-ticket ride!

I can't look!

Holy ravioli!

[cheering]

Open your eyes Luigi!

We made it!

Phew.

[cheering]

I'm sorry dudes!

A bogus Fire God!

How could I ever
have been so stupid?

Look g*ng,
they're smoke signals!

I knew we were
still in trouble.

Scooter: Relax Luigi!

It's just the real Fire
God telling us he's safe,

and sending us a message!

What's he saying?

Our guests deserve
a spaghetti luau!

Now I know why they
call this paradise!

I mean what's
wrong with you Luigi?

Ever since you bought that
watch from that strange lady,

you've been doin' everything
backwards: you've been walkin'

backwards, you've
been talkin' backwards,

I mean you've been
eating backwards.

I mean here take
a look at you,

you're even
dressin' backwards!

Mario, silly don't be,
better felt never I've.

Yea, yea, yea,
there you go again,

everything backwards.

Deaf you are what?

Fine I'm said I.

Oh wait a minute, I'm
beginning to get it.

You said: what am I deaf?

I said I'm fine.

Luigi, what do
you have a fever?

Not course of!

Fiddle as fit am I!

Room the around jog I'll,
you would prove to judge.

Alright, prove it to
me, jog around the room.

Now got it I've.

Watch!

Ah huh, ah huh!

Hey!

[snoring]

Oh!

It must be that strange watch.

I'm gonna take it off and
throw it in the furnace!

Yeoooooow!

It must be possessed!

I've got to find Angelica!

Or put Luigi in a
backward folks home.

Wow!

What was that?

That's pitiful Luigi, what's
gonna make you normal again?

Zelda of Legend,
next to from scenes,

send me show have with you?

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Party time!

Ahhh!

Whoa!

Ahh, ahhh!

Oof!

Ha!

Tell Ganon Link
sends his best.

Where's the Triforce!?

You idiot!

I could've smothered in there
while you were playing with

those spiders!

Well excuuuuse me!

Well excuuuuse me!

Luigi I found Angelica.

What's the fuss?

He looks fine to me.

[Mario:] Yea but he's been
eating breakfast at five

o'clock in the afternoon,
and he's been doing everything

backwards.

[Angelica:] Maybe he works a
late shift or something?

I like the occasional
dinner waffle myself.

Angelica we want you
to take the watch back.

Oh I'm such a pushover, ok
I'll take the watch back for

ten dollars.

Ten dollars?

You crook!

Yea but I'm a strange
and mysterious crook.

Is it a deal mac?

Ok.

Luigi, give her the watch.

Cool your jets whippersnapper.

Hey buddy, don't
give me the watch.

Oh what happened?

You'll be fine, just don't
eat any onions for a few days.

Phew.

Wow, I mean will eating onions
make me do things backward

again?

No, but it'll keep
people backing away from you.

Backing away from me?

Onions?

[laughter]

Oh I feel dizzy, phew, that
was strange and mysterious

alright.

[backwards gibberish]

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪