01x27 - Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold/Heart Throb

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos,

it's the Super Mario Bros
Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's our game ♪

♪ We're not like the others
who get all the fame ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double ♪

♪ We're faster
than the others ♪

♪ You'll be hooked
on the brothers ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat ♪

♪ Get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas,
the Troopas ♪

♪ The Princess and the others,
hanging with the plumbers ♪

♪ You'll be hooked
on the brothers ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

(♪♪♪)

♪ Unh! Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

(CHATTERING, SHOUTING
IN DISTANCE)

(CLATTERING, SHATTERING
IN DISTANCE)

(♪♪♪)

MARIO:
Whoa!

You're a... you're a...

Yeah, I know, I know.

(CHATTERING, SHOUTING
IN DISTANCE)

Look, you gotta hide me quick!

No problem, Rob.
Get behind me. I'll hide you.

-Alright.
-Behind me, I got you.

I got ya covered.

(♪♪♪)

Oh, yeah?
Why don't you get a job?

(SIGHS) Mario, there's this mob
of people in front of the shop

and-- you're a-- you're a--

Yeah, I know, I know.

Don't worry Rob, he does that
every time a teen heartthrob

-hides in our basement.
-Alright.

You're the guy with the--
with the-- with screaming--

Nice to meet you.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game ♪

♪ Found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain ♪

♪ Lend the princess a hand
in the Mushroom Land ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers ♪

♪ You'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa
and his Troopas

♪ Are up to misbehaving ♪

♪ They kidnapped the princess ♪

♪ Mushroom Land needs saving ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers ♪

♪ They can't help but be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

(♪♪♪)

MARIO:
Plumber's log number .

Kind Koopa had taken over
the Shamrock Kingdom,

and stolen the little people's
pot of gold coins,

and all their good luck with it.

These days,
if it weren't for bad luck,

I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Me pot o' gold coins
made Shamrock

the luckiest of lands.

But now, we've the curse
of O'Koopa.

Hey, don't worry, Murphy!

We'll clobber
that cantankerous creep Koopa.

-We will?
-Sure, we will!

But after lunch; it's mealtime.

(♪♪♪)

It'll be your last meal
once I tell King O'Koopa.

(♪♪♪)

KOOPA:
What?

Those pasta pilfering plumbers
are here?

Right here in Shamrock Land,
oh carnivorous King of Cunning.

Then let's throw a Kooper duper
welcoming party for 'em.

(LAUGHING)

Here Mario, corn beef
and cabbage cannelloni.

I'm in pasta heaven!

Hey! Ouch!

I hope the food's better
than the furniture!

Now, that's what I call
real fast food.

No flaky feast is gonna get
the best of me!

Mamma mia!

Oof!

MURPHY:
Stop! Stop!

It's me that's causing
all the bad to happen!

I'm a jinx!

Looking for this
you lame brained linguini lover?

Don't just stand there
you midget minded minions!

att*ck!

(GRUNTS)

Ahh!

Lunch is served!

(SCREAMING)

Ahhh!

TOAD:
And guess what guys,
lunch is on you!

MURPHY:
Watch out, Mario!

This will get
the party swingin'.

-Ooohhh!
-Ooohhh!

Let me help!

(ALL GASPS)

-Whoooaa!
-Whoooaa!

-Whoooaa!
-Whoooaa!

Hey guys, maybe we oughta
get outta here.

(YELLING)

I think he's right!
Let's retreat!

Regroup! Reruuuun!

Don't let those running runts
get away!

(YELLING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

That was close!

I've never, never,
ever had such bad luck.

MURPHY:
It's all my fault.

I told ya,
without me pot o' gold coins,

I'm a jinx.

-(SCREAMS)
-Huh?

-MARIO: Mamma mia!
-Ouch!

See?

I'm a disaster.

It's the Koopa curse,
and you're me last hope!

Oh no!

(THUNDER CLAPS)

It's only a rainstorm, Murphy.

When it stops,
there'll be a beautiful rainbow.

There'll be no rainbow,
Princess,

because the rain won't stop.

Thanks to me bad luck,

all of Shamrock Land
will be underwater!

(CRIES)

Don't cry!

We'll get back your pot
of gold coins.

We will?

It's the dungeon
of Castle O'Koopa,

where Koopa keeps
me pot o' gold coins.

Come on!
Let's slip in the back way.

Now Murphy,
you should stay here and--

I knew it,
you don't want me around.

But someone has to stay
and guard the secret passage.

And, you're just the mini man
for the job.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

And I feel safer
when you're not.

(BUZZING)

(♪♪♪)

MARIO:
If we move the gold,
it'll ring that bell.

And the bell
will beckon the Beezos.

Well, that sh**t that plan.

Sorry Luigi,
I've got another plan.

Got it!
This'll baffle the bell.

MARIO:
Oof!

(COINS RATTLES)

(BOTH GASPS)

Oh, no!

Now, what could be taking
so long?

They must be in trouble.

Murphy to the rescue.

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS)

MURPHY:
Great work, lads!

(THUDS)

(BELL TOLLING)

(GRUNTS)

Well, if it isn't Murphy
the menace.

Come on!
We've gotta get out of here!

Too late, Princess!

I hope you like
your little room,

because you're gonna be in it,
forever!

(LAUGHING)

You'll never win,
you repulsive reptile.

Mario will find a way
to defeat you!

Forget it!

Your pea brained paisano
isn't gonna find a way

to do anything,
except sit in my dungeon,

forever!

I wonder when we get dinner.

You mean if we get dinner.

Hey guards,
what time we gonna eat?

They didn't hear ya, lad.

With my curse of bad luck,
they probably never will!

Well, they're gonna hear this!

(RUMBLING)

He's bringin' down the house!

And givin' me a headache!

(GASPS)

Hey, leprechaun!
What's shakin' in Shamrock?

We did it!

And now we got a princess
to rescue!

And, get me lucky
gold coins back!

We've got to stop
this bad luck rainstorm

before the village is flooded!

Mario has escaped,

and that sneaky
sink scrubber knows

where the gold is!

I'd better hide it
somewheres else.

Mouser, if anything happens
to the Princess,

I'll turn you
into Swiss cheese!

Understood, oh Exalted Emperor
of Evil.

Those bad luck plumbers
will never get by me!

TOAD:
Wanna bet, stoopa Koopa?

Hey Mouser, wanna race?

GUARDS:
Ahhhh!

It worked!

That Mouser's fast on his feet,
but slow in the head.

Now, you stay here Murphy,
while I rescue the Princess.

Hurry, Mario!

I got just the thing
to cut these chains.

The all-purpose,
portable plumber's helper.

There, the hacksaw.

Wrench.

This is one tough chain!

Let's hope Luigi can keep
O'Koopa's Troopas busy!

(SCREAMS)

(♪♪♪)

(WHISTLES)

(♪♪♪)

(PANTS)

This is sooo frustrating.

Are we going too fast for ya?

Oof!

KOOPA:
Not now, fungus!

Uh oh, the jig's up!

You did it, Mario!

Now, let's get the gold coins,
before O'Koopa comes back!

KOOPA:
Too late!

His gorgeous self is here.

-Bad luck again.
-Yeah!

And it's all your fault!

You'll have plenty of time
to divide up the blame.

(CHUCKLES)
Like the rest of your lives!

What a lucky day for me.

It's not gonna be lucky
for long,

you repulsive reptile!

Look out the window!

Unless you give Murphy
back his gold,

all the kingdom
is gonna be flooded.

Big deal!
Look down there.

I'll just load the gold
into my royal yacht

and sail away!

You see?
I thought of everything!

I lost lads, all is lost.

There's just no fighting
me bad luck.

Fighting your bad luck?

That's what we've been
doing wrong!

Murphy, the way to b*at O'Koopa,
isn't by being his enemy,

it's by being
his very best friend!

Me old pal O'Koopa.
Me closest buddy.

Let go of me!
You leprechaun leech!

Ahhhhh!

Ouch!

Ahhh!

Oof!

(RUMBLES)

-Let's get out of here.
-Let's get out of here.

(GASPS)

(ALL EXCLAIMS)

Yeow!

(♪♪♪)

(expl*si*n)

(♪♪♪)

(GRUNTS)

-Me pal!
-Keep away from me!

You and your bad luck!

As long as you stay
in Shamrock, Koopa,

Murphy will be your best pal!

It's not worth it!

Keep the gold coins!
Keep the kingdom!

Just get that jinx
away from meeee!

(SCREAMS)

MURPHY:
Me gold coins!

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

PRINCESS:
Murphy, it's a rainbow!

MURPHY:
Aye!

With me gold coins returned,
the Shamrock Kingdom is safe,

and-- and I'm no longer a jinx!

Whew. It's true!

Nothing bad happened to me!

Yeow!

Luckily, I landed on lunch!

Hey Rob, I didn't know
you played the guitar.

Oh, I don't.

I just carry it around for me
for the image;

you know teen heartthrob,
rock and roll bad boy.

Same thing.

I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!

I mean here I am sitting
with teenage heartthrob,

Rob Stone eating pizza.

The world is a strange
and wacky place.

I mean forget about it.

I can't wait 'til the guys
at the bowling alley

hear about this!

(ALL LAUGH)

Hey listen, guys really,
I want to thank you

for letting me hide out in here.

I mean that mob of crazed fans,
they almost had me.

No problem, Rob.
Our basement is your basement.

-Ah pass me a napkin, would ya?
-Sure.

Wait a minute.
Mario, this is Rob Stone.

-So?
-So?

Say, please.

You know something?
You're right.

Please.

Hey guys come on, listen
you don't have to treat me

any different than anybody else.

I may be a teen heartthrob

beloved by millions
of youngsters

across this great nation,

but I'm still
almost ordinary inside.

See? What did I tell you?

Now, I gotta go.

I've got a full day
of teen heartthrob stuff

ahead of me; you know,
stamp my autograph

on a few eight by tens,
break a few hearts.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

On second thought,
I'll break those hearts later.

-Anymore pizza?
-Sure, have mine.

-Have mine.
-Oh, no, no, no really.

-I have to watch my figure.
-Come on, come on, Robbie.

-Come on.
-Guys, it's alright.

While Rob's getting ready
to face the mob,

why don't you watch
these exciting new scenes

from the next Legend of Zelda ?

(♪♪♪)

This is the Triforce
of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

(GANON LAUGHING)

ZELDA:
Whoever gets both Triforces
will rule this land forever,

you must help me, Link!

Hey, for you Zelda? Anything!

Huh? Where did this come from?

-I thought you ordered it.
-No, it wasn't me.

I wonder where it came from?

(♪♪♪)

Phew, this thing is heavy.

Why don't you make it float
like you usually do?

Because I don't want to,
that's why.

Now, shut up!

Excuuuuse me, Princess.

Now, my servants, go!

Bring me the Triforce!

(♪♪♪)

Whoa!

Whooooa!

(GRUNTS)

-Well, what do you think?
-You look great.

Are you kidding me?

Come on Rob,
who's gonna suspect,

that you would dress up
as a plumber?

You're gonna slip through
that crowd

badda-bing badda-bang
bada-boom, no problem!

-Great.
-Ho ho.

Plus, I get to dress up
in these fancy show biz threads.

I mean, you guys are looking
at one hot, plumber. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, listen, how can I ever
thank you guys, huh?

Really.

Well Rob, you know
now, that you mention it,

maybe you could get us tickets
for your next show?

Or better than that,
maybe you can invite us out

to your Malibu pad for one
of them Hollywood parties,

with your fancy friends,
or else maybe--

Ah, yea, yea, yea sure.

Luigi, listen I'll tell you
what you do,

you call my agent's office,

and he'll take real good care
of ya, alright?

-LUIGI: Okay.
-Alright.

Alright, see ya later.

Alright, take it easy,
thanks a lot.

Hey, Rob!

I'll make that call first thing
in the morning, alright?

Oh yea, you have your service
call my service, alright?

Thanks a lot.

Whoa!

MARIO:
Hey, hey, where you going?

I got Rob's guitar!

How could you be a heartthrob
without a guitar?

It don't throb without a guitar,
what's the matter with you?

Yo, Rob!

(♪♪♪)

(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDS)

LUIGI:
No, no, wait a minute!
You got the wrong guy!

Hold it! Back off! Whoa!

Well, I guess being famous,
keeps you in good shape.

(LUIGI SCREAMING)

Until next time, everybody!

Do the Mario!

(♪♪♪)

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪

♪ Do the Mario ♪

♪ Take one step and then again,
let's do the Mario ♪

♪ All together now ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ It's the Mario ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪

♪ Do the Mario ♪

♪ Take one step and then again,
let's do the Mario ♪

♪ Altogether now ♪

♪ Come on now,
just like that ♪