01x39 - Elvin Lives/Home Radio

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!". Aired: September 4 – December 1, 1989.*
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Revolves around Mario and Luigi, two Italian-American plumbers from Brooklyn.
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01x39 - Elvin Lives/Home Radio

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Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

This episode is brought
to you by Domino's Pizza;

nobody delivers better!

[radio:] Yes, that was the beautiful
Passover in

Norway Polka, as
performed by Joe Banana,

and his band Of Apeel.

Boy I love that song.

And now the moment you've
all been waiting for fantastic

friends!

Luigi.

I'm about to announce the
lucky winners of our WACK Home

Radio Broadcast Competition.

The lusciously lucky winners
who's names I'm about the

announce, will have a complete
day of WACK programming

broadcast live from
their hospitable homes!

And they'll help yours truly
Wonderfully Wacky Willy White,

with the actual DJ duties.

Are you ready out
there in listener land?

Yes!

Come on!

Alright don't get too pushy

now.

The two friendly folks who
will be on the air with me

tomorrow are from bodacious
Brooklyn New York:

Luigi and Mario!

The Mario Brothers!

Yeees!

Congratulations to our great

prize winners!

Oh Luigi, we better
start practicing!

Yea, you're right.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's
log number .

We walked into Sock Hop Land
in search of the music king

himself: Elvin Parsley.

We really need
to find someone.

Can you help us?

Poo, poo chicky-poo.

From far away you've
spilled the beans,

'cause I'm here
to make a scene.

Holy macaroni!

We'll never find King
Parsley without a translator.

Hey, why's
everybody so scared?

What?

[shouting]

[shouting]

Make way for the big
daddy-o, the headman,

the new king of Sock
Hop Land, Koopa the Kool.

Koopa is king?

What happened to
Elvin Parsley?

He's like uh,
disappeared, vanished,

split.

If you know
what's good for ya,

you will too!

you will too!

Only thing I need to go along
with my groovy new crown,

is a groovy new,
steady girlfriend.

Like you, Princess Toadstool.

Be your steady?

Never!

No way!

Forget it you filthy--

Run now, gab later.

Hey!

Come back here!

We got a date for the prom!

Whoaaa!

Just what we need.

A stinky mess
for a big stinker!

No teenybopper Princess
is gonna stand me up!

Find 'em!

We're over here Koopa!

Huh?

You're not
groovy, you're a nerd!

Let's get those Mario
Brothers off my turf!

Ahh!

Oops!

I think I should've
stayed at the malt shop!

Yeow!

Ow.

Groove on that,
Mr. King of Cool!

Search Sock Hop Land and
bring me the Princess!

Or else your
socks are gonna hop!

Koopa's pulling
another sneaky trick.

He's not king of
Sock Hop Land!

Yea!

Elvin Parsley is
the real king!

We gotta find him!

And there's the
place to start looking.

Elvin's mansion; Parsley Land!

Lots of statues and
pictures of Elvin,

but not the guy himself!

[banging]

Huh?

[gasp]

What's that tapping sound?

It's comin' from in--

Yeow!

[gasps]

I'm so glad to be out!

I gotta dance and shout!

Why it's Elvin's
blue suede shoes!

He wore them everywhere!

Maybe they know what
happened to Elvin.

That's right daddy-o,
and it's a terrible thing!

That lousy Koopa busted
in and grabbed our king.

I knew Koopa was behind this!

He kidnapped Elvin!

But where did Koopa take him?

Koopa took the
king across town,

but don't you worry!

We'll show you the
way, but you gotta hurry!

[Princess:] That's
Koopa hideout alright!

And that's gotta be
where Koopa is keeping Elvin

prisoner!

[chattering]

But the place is
full of greaser Goombas!

How are we gonna get past 'em?

Those greasers aren't the
only slick ones around here.

Come on!

[whispering]

[clapping]

Alright, alright, alright!

Listen up all you
groovy Goombas!

And give a big hand to a great
new band: The Toadstool Trio!

[clapping]

Mario, this is crazy!

I can't play the bass,
and Toad's no drummer!

Do your best guys!

We gotta keep 'em busy, while
the Princess looks for Elvin.

Besides, I've always wanted
to be a rock and roll star.

Hey, this is great!

We're knockin' 'em dead!

I just hope they
don't do the same to us!

[groaning]

Don't you
worry, Princess fair!

Elvin Parsley is
right in there!

Oh no!

He's been turned into stone!

Not for long if
ya don't delay!

Put me on his feet,
he'll be ready to play.

Oh I see.

If I put you on Elvin's feet,
The King will live again!

[Koopa:]
Fat chance chicky-poo.

Elvin's not going anywhere!

[gasp]

And neither are you, date.

[screams]

[laughs]

Hey, I think they're
startin' to like it!

[groaning]

Wow!

Boogey!

Boogey!

Boogey away!

Live to boogey another day!

Hey shoes,
where's the Princess?

Wha!

[gasps]

I've got her, and
now, I've got you too!

Oh.

Food fight!
Food fight!

[shouting]

Oop.

Now you've done it!

[laughs]

You bet I have, look!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

No!

Don't throw at me you Goombas.

Throw at them!

Owww!

I don't mean to be mean.

But let's flee this scene.

You said it shoes!

Yeow!

I'll get ya for this
you pesky plumbers!

Well Princess, looks like your
plumber pals flaked out on

you.

Now, let's groove the
main drag so I can show off.

Koopa's got the Princess!

What a lowdown heel!

Hey!

You got
something against heels?

Don't take it personal shoes,
but the Princess is in a jam!

How are we gonna save her?

Hmm.

If we had a Hot
Rod of our own,

we could chase down Koopa
and rescue the Princess.

Great idea Mario!

But where do we get a Hot Rod?

We make one.

Let's get to work!

Let's get to work!

[Toad:] Hey!

Dance!

Huh?

[panting]

[poof]

[coughing]

Huh?

[Blue Suede Shoes:] Wow!

We did it!

A Mario vehicle!

Now lets find Koopa,
and make him eat dust!

You can stop
looking so smug, Koopa.

Mario and Luigi will save me.

No way, José.

They'll never
catch the Koopilac.

[laughs]

I got dual carbs, I
got four on the floor.

Ha!

And you got trouble!

Get that heap off
the road, Koopa!

Yay Marios!

Get me out of here!

No one steals Kool
Koopa's prom date.

Way to go, Mario!

You're b*ating him!

Only trouble is, we
forgot about the Goombas!

Oh no!

Whoaaaa!

No time for another ride!

We gotta run and hide!

We don't have to hide.

We have Fire Flowers!

How about that?

Everything's
coming up Fire Flowers!

Everything's
coming up Fire Flowers!

Uh oh!

Time to make Koopa tracks!

Hey Koopa stoopa!

Thought I'd just drop in!

Get lost, faucet freaks!

Don't you know it's not safe
to take your hands off the

wheel?

Here, now hang on tight.

Why you.

[growls]

Huh?

Oh nooo!

Ouch!

Well, what can we say?

The Marios have saved the day!

Hey, that's my line, chump.

[Koopa:]
I hate plumbers!

Hate 'em!

Hate 'em!
Hate 'em!

Ahhhh!

[Mario:]
Are you sure this'll work?

All you gotta do is put us on!

And that stone
cat'll be really gone!

Wow!

It's working!

Oh yeah!

[laughs]

Ow!

I feel good now.

I feel good!

Hey everybody!

Elvin lives!

The King is back!

[cheering]

[cheering]

Hey, think I can play a
few sets with King Elvin?

No!

Let's get to work and
start practicing my beautiful,

great brother.

Same my bountiful pal.

Ready?

So I say, this is Luigi
Mario, coming to you live from

Brooklyn.

From Brooklyn.

Not bad, not bad, not bad.

Give it a sh*t,
give it a sh*t.

No wait, hold it.

This is Mario Mario here,
talking to you from our

apartment, in a subterranean
level in Brooklyn.

And now, the number one
song--

Thanks friends that was

Teeny Gladys and the Peppers.

I mean Gladys
Peppers and the Tinas,

I mean I don't care.

Phew.

Mario, I gotta take a break,
from all this practicing,

my throat is
startin' to get sore.

Yea yea, my throat hurts too.

But we gotta keep practicing,
otherwise we won't make a good

impression on
Wonderfully Wacky Willy White.

You know what?

That's a great idea.

Let's listen to the
professional huh?

Yea go ahead.

Congratulations to Mario and

Luigi of Brooklyn New York.

By the way you two
should expect to see me,

the Wonderfully
Wacky Willy White,

at your palatial
palace tomorrow at AM.

And have your best announcer
voices in tune boys because,

this will be your big
sh*t to show the world,

just how totally
excellent you are.

Mario, tomorrow at AM?

We got no throat left!

We're just getting some rest
before Wacky Willy shows up.

Why don't you take a look at
these exciting scenes from the

next Legend of Zelda?

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Hey!

Oh darn it!

I just fixed that.

Pssst.

All clear, let's get the--

Come on, we gotta
catch that thing.

Ohhh, this job
always real headache.

Ha!

Uh oh!

Does anyone here know of
any reason why these two,

should not be wed?

Ahhh!

Yea, I got a reason.

This is the
Wonderfully Wacky Willy White,

yes coming to you live from
the homey home of our winners:

Mario and Luigi!

Congratulations dudes!

Thanks, Wonderfully
Wacky Willy White.

Yea thanks, it's real nice
to have you in our home.

Ah yes, isn't it hospitable
hospitality for you people out

there in listener land?

And we'll be right
back, right after this.

What's wrong with you guys?

I mean where's your energy?

Where's your love?

It's all our throats, it's
just I guess that we practiced

too much.

Yea, we wanted to make a
good impression on you,

so we stayed up all night
practicing our radio voices.

Well hey all you guys
needed to do was just,

be yourselves.

You shouldn't have tried
to be like the Wonderfully,

Wonderfully Wacky
Willy White overnight.

I mean after all,
I have experience,

I'm a trained professional.

[ring]

Hello?

[chatter]

Hello?

[chatter]

Yea, yea, yea, just a minute.

[chatter]

It's for you.

Oh, alright
thank you very much.

Wonderfully Wacky Willy here.

[chatter]

Oh hi boss.

[chatter]

Yea, lay it on me.

[chatter]

Really, far out!

[chatter]

Yes, I'll tell them.

[chatter]

Thanks a lot, buh bye.

[chatter]

My I gotta say you hit
monsters you two guys,

the phone down at the station
is ringing off the hook!

Everyone's just whacky about
our new DJs: the Whispering

Plumbers.

What do you say
about that boys?

[snoring]

You glorious, gregarious
guys really are exhausted.

[laughs]

Well, well friends this is
the Wonderfully Wacky Willy

White, signing off from
the home of the Whispering

Plumbers.

[snore]

You better make that
the Snoring Plumbers.

Buh bye everybody.

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪
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