01x43 - Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers/A Basement Divided

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

Excuse me, I hate to
interrupt your eating.

Would you mind
explaining this to me please?

Yea, yea, yea, it's
called the pizza box.

It was discovered by
the ancient Romans he he,

to keep pizza warm, and to
keep their chariots from

getting all funky.

Very funny, really cute.

Can I ask why it is
not in the trash?

Well I was gonna get it.

Oh really?

You were gonna get it huh?

Like that, and that,
and that, and this?

And especially
that over there?

What's the matter
you're grouchy.

What, you didn't
have your nap or what?

What's the matter?

You want to know
what's the matter?

I am living with a sob,
and I've had it up to here,

and I'm gonna do
something about it right now.

That's what's the matter eh?

What's the matter eh?

I'll give ya
what's the matter.

What?

Hey, wait a minute,
what's goin' on here?

What's goin' on here?

You see this?

Do you see this!?

Yea, yea, I see that.

Ok.

Well this side of
the black line is,

for human beings who
clean up after themselves.

You see that side?

Yea.

Get over there!

That side is for
uncivilized slobs,

who like living in a
dumpster, with furniture.

Have fun.

Ah-choo!

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's
log number .

We had found Koopa's
secret summer castle,

complete with
swimming pool, barbecue,

patio, and a greenhouse.

And one more
thing, us as prisoners.

Know what I'm gonna
do with you budinskis?

Say you're sorry
and let us go?

No!

I'm gonna lock you up
for two hundred years!

Throw 'em in the dungeon!

You said it.

You got it, your Koopaness!

Two hundred years?

What are we gonna do?

Don't worry, because I
doubt if we're gonna live two

hundred years, Luigi.

Ok prisoners,
down those stairs!

No way, these things
are too heavy to carry.

Whoops!

Yeow!

Oh, oh oh, ohhhh!

See what I mean?

That'll be another
two hundred years.

Get 'em!

Can't we discuss
this man to Mouser?

[growling]

No way.

I guess not.

No fair!

Mario, Luigi, are you ok?

We've been better.

[gasp]

[Mouser:] Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Stay in this
dungeon where you... hey!

What's dripping on me?

Who's doing that?

What?

'Tis I, you bounders!

Koopa's not gonna like this!

Hey, they're shrinking!

Of course they're
jolly well shrinking!

Thanks to my
magic shrink potion.

And uh, who are you?

Why, I'm Waldo the Wizard.

And this used to be my castle,
until that rotter Koopa

stole it from me.

[yelling]

Hey, watch it!

Mommy!

These little crummies
are just the beginning.

I'm going to vanquish
Koopa and get my castle back.

And, I'm going to do it with

this vial of magic
shrinking potion.

At last we got something
that'll cut that Koopa creep

down to size!

I don't know Toad, it
might not be that easy!

Nonsense m'boy!

With that potion,
and my magic--

Yay!

My feet are free!

[cheering]

We're bound to
ruin Koopa's day!

What's that awful smell?

Hmm.

I think if we follow
that terrible stink,

it'll lead us to the
biggest stinker of all: Koopa!

Alright, come and
get your burgers!

And eat fast!

We're gonna celebrate the
capture of those faucet

freaks, by letting me
win a baseball game!

That's right, Koopa stoopa!

Only you'll be
playing shortstop!

Watch it!

Toad!

Oh dear!

There goes the potion.

There goes the Mario Brothers.

Th-th-th-they're shrinking!

No kidding, Princeeeeeess!

Princess!

I shrunk the Mario Brothers!

Yeah, Toad!

And thanks loads!

I say!

Ok Koopa Pack, att*ck!

Macaroni misery Mario!

We got big problems!

Let's get our
little feet in gear!

[yelling]

Waldo!

Your magic!

Do something!

Sorry old chap, but if
I can't move my hands,

I can't do magic!

[yelling]

[Mario:]
Split up, Luigi!

Ah.

Whoa!

I gotcha now!

But enough small talk,
it's plumber squashing time!

[yelling]

Luigi!

Look out!

Calamitous clam sauce!

I don't wanna see this!

Jump for your life!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

[Mario:] In here!

Talk about handy; they must make
these drainpipes in all sizes!

Speaking of handy, look!

Whoa!

This is just too handy!

Wait'll I get my
hands on you two!

Drat!

Those little insects got away!

[Princess:]
Give it up, Koopa.

You'll never catch
the Mario Brothers!

I don't have to!

Those miserable
mini Mario Brothers,

will come back to
try to rescue you.

And when they do...

[laughs]

They'll never bug me again.

Zounds that Koopa!

What a cad!

[chomping]

Did you say
chomp, chomp, chomp?

Nope!

I didn't say
chomp, chomp, chomp.

[gasps]

[chomping]

Yuck!

I hate beetles!

Don't tell them that!

Yeooooooow!

Suffering spumoni!

That was a little
too close for comfort.

After all that we're
gonna get rained on too?

Leapin' lasagna!

Whoaaaa!

Giant beetles,
giant sprinklers,

what's next?

[Koopa:] Koopa the exterminator.

At your service!

Run!

Get them!

Get those puny little pests!

Run!

Save yourselves!

Go!

Go!

In here, quick!

Wait a minute, you're
always saying in here quick.

Ok, then you say it.

[yelling]

In here, quick!

Hey, I ain't
going in that place,

it's full of vegetables!

If only I hadn't spilled that
potion on the Mario Brothers!

If only I could
get my hands free,

I could conjure up
a magical antidote,

and restore the Mario
Brothers to their normal size.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

Fat chance, Koopa.

Come on guys, rock and roll!

Ahh!

[laughs]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Yikes!

So long, suckers!

Goodbye Luigi.

Goodbye Mario.

Oh no!

What happened?

I mixed up a little
magic growing potion.

And I snuck it
in the spray g*n!

Thanks for
making us big again,

Koopa.

Yea, and thanks for
the giant veggies too!

Oh!

Gangway!

He who Koops and runs away,
lives to Koop another day!

[Mario:] Look what
we got Troopas!

Ahhh!

Take that!

And that!

And that!

Vegetables!

Yuck!

Ahhhh!

Yeow!

That cad Koopa
deserves to get the boot,

and I think I'll
give it to him!

Ahh!

Oh no!

Owww!

I must say Mario Brothers,
you've done a jolly good job

of helping me get
my castle back.

Glad to help, Waldo.

Rounding up Koopa is
the way we get our kicks!

[laughter]

Ow!

I hate plumbers!

Ow!

I hate-- ow!

Why can't they pick on-- ow!

Someone their own size?

[ding dong]

Come in!

Hello fellas, I'm
Doc Freud the very,

very, very, very famous,
yet very affordable family

psychotherapist.

Why is this guy here?

Hey, because I'm sick of not
being able to use half the

room.

So I say we need
family therapy.

What?

Is this the entire lot
of miserable people?

You know I charge by the
house load not the individual.

It's gonna cost you just as
much for two screwballs than

it is for an
entire family full.

Let's get started.

Alright chair?

Check.

So, tell me, how long have
you two miserable excuses for

human beings been harboring
these feelings of resentment

and sibling rivalry?

What?

How long have you
hated each other's guts?

I believe since birth.

Ah since birth.

Now, have any of you had
any traumatic experiences as

children
with-- black duct tape!?

No, no, no, I don't think so.

Ah ha, alright, now
we're getting somewhere.

Well, after careful
consideration and analysis and

all of that
psychological stuff,

I believe the root of the
problem is that Mario you are

a big slob!

Just look at this place!

It's a little
scary don't you think?

I think this black line
should stay right here,

until you get
your act together!

That's my prescription!

So long guys.

Thanks Doc.

Well, enjoy your
stay in Slob City,

buddy boy.

Will all you neat people
please watch these scenes from

the next Legend of Zelda?

All you slobs
should watch too but,

with dirty
clothes on the floor.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Yipe!

Zelda!

[grunting]

Ohhhh!

Princess!

Whew!

I got a real
charge out of that.

Oh don't worry m'dear,
I can swim like a fish.

Yea!

Daddy!

Whoa!

Link, help me!

Boy am I hungry.

Oh none for me, I mean thanks.

I mean, who
needs a couch, a TV,

or food.

Whew, I guess
I'm seeing things.

Oh, this is
t*rture Luigi look,

I give up.

See?

I knew you couldn't last.

Alright, for starters, you
can take the clean bee
pledge of allegiance.

Oh Luigi come on.

Alright, it's ok with me.

Ok, ok, Luigi wait a
minute, wait a minute.

Tell me what to do, ok?

I'll do.

Repeat after me.

Ok.

I Mario do solemnly swear.

I Mario do solemnly swear.

To never leave
garbage lying around.

To never leave
garbage lying around.

That practically
makes other people barf.

That practically
makes other people barf.

And to not be a
humungous disgustoid.

And to not be a
humungous disgustoid.

And instead.

And instead.

Be a clean bee.

Be a lousy stinkin' clean bee.

[laughs]

I did it, I did it, alright.

Ok.

Now listen, you're welcome,
to your non disgusting life.

Ok Luigi, thanks.

Now don't forget you promised.

Ok Luigi, I promise.

Now go ahead and eat
you must be hungry ah?

Oh I'm starving.

Go ahead.

Luigi let me see here, oh boy.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Did you not promise?

Napkin, napkin, napkin!

Ok Luigi, ok, ok.

Where's the parmesan cheese?

Oh.

Uh oh!

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪