01x45 - The Provolone Ranger/Goodbye Mr. Fish

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

[ding dong]

Yea sure, don't let
nothing disturb your eating,

heaven forbid.

Sheesh what a guy, what a guy.

Mrs. Periwinkle hey,
come on in my house!

Please Luigi, would you watch
Kenneth for a couple of hours?

Oh gee Mrs. Periwinkle, I'd
love to but what do I know

about fish?

Come on, come on, come on.

Watch your step.

You know Mrs.
Periwinkle I got an idea,

if you love Kenneth so much
why don't you just take him

with you?

Well I would, but you see
I'm going horseback riding,

and Kenneth has a mortal
fear of horseback riding;

he was thrown once you know.

No I didn't know that.

How about you Mario?

Would you be nice
enough to fish sit?

Ok.

You know Kenneth is
so much like a son,

he's like the son I
never had actually,

except for his gills and tail.

Well, Kenneth dear,
Mommy's gonna go now,

and I'll be back quicker
than you can say glub,

glub, glub.

Mario, if he wants
a piggyback ride,

ignore him.

Why did you say
you'd be a fish sitter?

Because she wants me to.

Oh really?

Let me ask you something, if
she said she wanted you to

jump off the Brooklyn
Bridge, would you do that too?

If I could wear my nose plugs.

Oh never mind.

Hello Kenneth, how's it going?

No you can't have
a piggyback ride.

Sure, I've got a
meatball right here.

Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, what are you crazy?

You're gonna feed
a fish a meatball?

Sure, it's easier to
digest than a sausage.

Hey Kenneth, make sure you
don't swallow it whole ok?

Maybe it's an Italian fish.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

Plumber's
log number .

We were on our way to the
Wild Western Frontier of the

Mushroom Kingdom, because
the folks of Mushridge had all

their gold snatched
by that nasty outlaw,

Billy the Koopa.

Yo Mario!

Easy on those bumps.

We've gotta get this gold to
Mushroom Ridge so they can buy

food.

I know how important this
gold shipment is Princess!

That's why I'm driving this
stagecoach as fast as she can

go!

Boss!

The Mario Brothers are coming!

So, those pasta pests
plan to help Mushridge!

Not if the Worst in
the West can help it!

Mamma mia!

This Sudden Death Valley is
hotter than a pizza oven!

If ya can't stand the heat,
get out of the coach then!

Eeee, Koopa!

How on Earth?

Whoa!

Weee!

Oof.

Ouch!

You like ice cream tub toes?

Well how about Rocky Road?

Ouch!

Whoa!

Look!

There goes Mario.

Mario!?

Runaway ravioli!

Then who's
driving the stagecoach?

Don't worry showerhead,
you're in bad hands,

and so is your dough!

Next stop, the
Double Cross Ranch.

You can stop a sink, but
you can't stop a plumber.

Of course, even
plumbers need water,

water, water!

[Voice:] Someone say plumber?

Me need hot tub on fritz.

I'm a plumber,
my name's Mario.

Name Pronto.

Mean, fastest
moccasins in West.

My pipes are
mighty dry Pronto.

Where's the
nearest watering hole?

Cactus.

Plumb-o-sabe can tap juice.

Tap it?

Now you're talkin'!

Thanks for the tap tip, pal.

Now I got a score to
settle, with Billy the Koopa!

Hmmm.

Koopa rotten reptile.

Plumb-o-sabe
need Pronto's help!

Take teamwork to bring
justice to Wild West!

Koopa will never know it's
Mario to the rescue with these

threads!

Hmmm, disguise good.

Now Plumb-o-sabe must
learn the ways of the West.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Yeow!

Whoa!

Whoaaa!

Uh oh.

Plumb-o-sabe learn fast!

You one rootin'
tootin' masked hero.

Thanks to you, my
faithful Mushroom companion.

Now it's time to
track down Koopa,

and free my
koopnapped friends.

The Provolone
Ranger is ready to ride!

High ho, Ostro, away!

[Koopa:] Welcome to the
Double Cross Ranch.

Is there anything I can
do to make your stay more,

uncomfortable?

You can gloat now Koopa, but
as long as Mario is out there,

there's still hope!

Oh gimme a break!

Nobody can b*at the high noon
heat of Sudden Death Valley!

Boss!

There's a mysterious
masked plumber looking for ya.

That's his calling card: a
silver plumber's helper.

They call him the
Provolone Ranger.

Well if some cheese head
masked hero wants to find

Billy the Koopa, I'll be
glad to give him directions,

into a trap!

No tracks Plumb-o-sabe,
no sign of Koopa.

How about that sign, paisano?

Hmmm, could be trap.

When I was in
plumbing academy,

I got A+ for untrapping traps.

Come on!

I don't see Koopa's hideout.

No Koopa.

Canyon dead end.

[Koopa:] You can say that
again, featherbrains!

It's Billy the Koopa!

Congratulations
you masked meatball,

you found me.

Now reach!

You're Troopa trapped!

[laughter]

Looks like the end of
the trail for the Provolone

Ranger.

Plumb-o-sabe need plan, fast!

Fast?

That's it Pronto!

I'll distract those
Troopas, and you--

[whispers]

You stupid Troopas, you
couldn't hit the broadside of

a plumber!

[Troopa:] He's over there,
the varmint's too fast!

You think I'm fast?

Get a load of Pronto!

Well I'll be.

Our Cobrats are snuffed.

Old mushroom
saying: You snooze,

you loose.

Pronto!

Watch out!

You're gonna get--

Caught in a needle lock.

Back to the hideout boys, and
bring along the fast fungus so

that the masked moron
doesn't try anything!

Wait!

Stop!

Whoa!

Ya better start calling
yourself the All Alone Ranger!

[laughs]

Cause now I've got all
your friends Kooptive!

You've won for now, but the
Provolone Ranger will ride

again!

[laughter]

[Koopa:] That Wild West
washout never stood a chance!

Now, I've got the
gold, and these hostages!

The Provolone Ranger will pull
the plug on your evil plans,

Billy the Koopa!

Ha!

One plump plumber against
my entire g*ng of Troopas?

[laughs]

He won't dare show his
masked mug around here!

[snoring]

[Mario:] Hey partner!

Tell Billy the Koopa, I got a
silver plunger with his name

on it!

Whoa!

I've been busted!

Oof.

The Provolone Ranger!

He's coming for ya Billy,
and I'm rollin' outta here.

I gotta check this action out.

Great garlic!

That's Mario!

That's the Provolone Ranger.

I want that ranger in danger!

Now!

Don't fret none boss.

We'll mash that masked man.

Troopa Pack, att*ck!

Errrr!

Yaaaa!

Alright!

What?

What?

[grunting]

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

This used to be a safe
place for us bad guys.

Not anymore, hombre.

Justice has come
to the Wild West.

Nice sh**t', Plumb-o-sabe!

Well Billy the Koopa, now what
are ya think of the Provolone

Ranger?

Hey!

Koopa's--

Koopin'
away with the gold!

Hee-ya, hee-ya!

Unhappy trails, sink finks!

High ho, Ostro, away!

High ho, Ostro, away!

High ho, Ostro, away!

Even that provolone
bonehead can't catch me now!

Ha ha.

What?

Hee-ya, hee-ya!

What I need is a
handy plumbing tool,

and a little frontier know
how: my plumber snake lasso!

[grunting]

Wait!

Ho!

Ostro!

What are ya doin'?

I'm not on you yet!

Come on, let me on!

Hey!

Wait up!

Wait for me!

Hey!

There's no time to round
up that rotten reptile.

I've gotta free my
friends, and get this gold to

Mushridge.

Well Pronto, we returned the
stolen gold to the citizens of

Mushridge, and we
ran Koopa out of town.

Hmmm, we make good
team Plumb-o-sabe.

A guy couldn't ask for a
better plumber's helper.

Later, dude!

Bye Pronto!

Arrivederci, my
faithful Mushroom companion!

Ciao, partner!

High ho, Ostro, away!

Who was that masked man?

The Provolone Ranger.

We never even got a
chance to thank him,

let alone invite
him to dinner!

Did someone mention dinner?

And you thought
Pronto was fast.

What am I gonna do
about Mrs. Periwinkle?

Forget about Mrs. Periwinkle,
what am I gonna do about you?

Well what am I gonna tell her?

Hey, just tell her you warned
him not to float on his back.

I'll tell her she's no longer
the owner of a goldfish,

but the owner of a gold ball.

Hey Mario, I got an idea!

What if maybe we can find like
a sort of a stand-in fish huh?

Yo!

The Radigator!

Yo Radigator have you seen
any goldfish in the sewer?

[growling]

It's not even human.

I'm doomed.

[growls]

I don't know, it
was short notice.

Yo I don't know what
we're gonna do Mario.

Me either.

[ding dong]

Mario, Luigi,

Kenneth, I'm back!

Get outta
here Radigator.

We couldn't find a fish,
but how about a fish stick?

Oh that's a terrible idea,
but here's a good idea: let's

watch some scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.

It is good!

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Ahhh!

Zelda!

I must get the
Triforce to fight Ganon,

you hold them here.

Hey!

Thanks heaps Princess.

Thanks heaps Princess.

Ahhh!

Ugh, ugh, ugh!

Ha!

I have you now.

[Link:] No you don't, pigface.

[Link:] No you don't, pigface.

Where's my little boy?

I mean, goldfish?

Ah, gee, I'm sorry Mrs.
Periwinkle but he's not here.

Oh?

Where is he?

Ah, ah, I got it!

He swam away from
home that's what he did,

he just swam away.

What?

Kenneth would
never leave home!

He has everything a fish could
ask for: three squares a day,

a roof over his fin, and
all the H O he can drink!

Right, yea ok, I'm lying
Mrs. Periwinkle you got me.

See, what really happened is,
Mario was giving Kenneth his

lunch and-- oh the heck with
it, come on out Mario and tell

Mrs. Periwinkle, what
happened to Kenneth.

Geez.

Hiya Mrs. P I'm sorry, I
didn't want to face you.

Has something happened to my
little bite sized bundle of

joy?

Well he sort of--

[growling]

He missed you-- oh thanks
Radigator-- and he's happy to

see you.

Ohhh Kenneth I
missed you too sweetie!

Let's go home and Mommy will
give you a nice warm bath,

yes I will.

Oh Mario, thank you so much!

No, no, no, no, Mrs. P, I
can't take your money it was

my treat.

Well isn't that nice?

I'm going to tell
all my friends,

to call you whenever
they need a fish sitter!

Bye!

Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Periwinkle,
you need to see our new fish

sitting rates,
they're very reasonable!

I mean it's a dollar
fifty for a guppy,

four dollars for
a yellow tail,

six--

'Til the
next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪