01x49 - Raiders of the Lost Mushroom/Cyrano de Mario

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Mario:] Any good mail?

[Luigi:] Are you kidding me?

Bills, bills, more
bills, junk mail,

cheque for ten
million from Ed McMahon.

Oh this is for
you, smells good.

It does.

Hey, hey, hey, not
fair, read it out loud.

Give me a minute here.

Dear Mario, you may not
remember me but once we
were sweethearts.

Hold it, this is a mistake
definitely not for you.

There must be another
Mario Mario someplace.

Give me the thing and
let me read it will ya?

Ok.

Although it was many years ago
I still remember the promise

you made me.

I'll be in Brooklyn Tuesday.

All my love, Roxanne.

Tuesday?

Mario, that's today.

Oof!

I'm in trouble Luigi, I
tell ya I'm in trouble.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

You gotta help me.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Calm down, calm down!

What are you talking about?

What was this promise
you made to this Roxanne?

Alright listen to
this: one night long ago,

I made a promise to
Roxanne, to marry her.

Mario!

Sorry.

You alright?

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's
log number .

Our adventure loving group,
had arrived in Jungle Land.

We were searching for a
legendary statue with magical

powers: The Lost Mushroom.

Only trouble was, Koopa
was looking for it too.

[Princess:] They say the Lost
Mushroom will grant the wishes

of whoever possesses it.

We've got to find it
before the evil Koopa!

Easier said than
done, Princess babe.

This place is
really primitive.

You can say that again.

I don't see one pizza parlor.

Uh oh!

Trouble flying this way!

[squawking]

An Albatoss!

[gasps]

Watch out dudes!

That feathery foe
works for Koopa!

[squawking]

We're leaking like
a split drainpipe!

Hang on!

We're gonna crash!

Wahoo!

That was more fun than getting
flushed down the sewer!

I'm just glad to be
back on solid ground.

Huh?

[gasps]

Calamitous calamari!

We've landed in a
pond of quicksand!

Boy, did you ever
have one of those days?

Huh?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Who are you, hero dude?

The bravest, baddest treasure
hunter in Jungle Land:

Indiana Joe!

Treasure hunter?

Can you help us find
the Lost Mushroom?

Piece of cake, Jake.

Good.

Now that we got
that settled--help!

[gasp]

[Koopa:] Looks like Indiana
Joe is gonna lead those sewer

swimming saps, to
the Lost Mushroom!

That guy knows the location
of every hidden treasure in

Jungle Land, and
every shortcut to them.

Rotten cheese balls!

They're bound to reach the
Lost Mushroom before us.

That statue was left to me
by my great-great-grand Koop.

It's mine, and those plumb
bums ain't gonna have it.

What are we gonna
do, Colonel Von Koop?

We're gonna follow
those faucet fixin' fools,

and when they find
the Lost Mushroom,

we're gonna take
it away from 'em!

[laughs]

Geez boss, that's stealing!

Yeah.

Ha, that's right.

Of course that's stealing
you dimwitted dumb clumps!

We're bad guys,
we're supposed to steal!

Oh.

Ah.

Yeow.

Oh ohh, ow, ow.

Oh yeah.

That's right.

I forgot.

Boy, good henchmen
are hard to find.

[Indiana Joe:] Here it
is, the Temple of Koopa!

The Temple of Koopa?

It was built by the
evil reptile's

great-great-grand Koop.

Inside is the Lost Mushroom.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's steal the
statue and scram!

[Indiana Joe:] No way, ray.

That place is
terrifying, dangerous,

and just plain icky.

I don't mind leadin' you here,
but I'm not going inside!

I thought you weren't
afraid of anything!

Almost anything.

I have Koopa-phobia!

Koopa-phobia?

When I see a Koopa I turn
yellow as a canary's belly.

Wait here my
treasure hunting pal.

We'll nab that statue and be
back quicker than you can say,

garlic gumdrops.

Come on g*ng, it's up to us
to find the Lost Mushroom.

I wonder what
Indiana Joe is afraid of?

This is just an old cave.

[crash]

Huh?

We're trapped, like
pasta in a spaghetti feed!

Whoa!

Trouble city dudes!

Look!

A Fryguy!

Come on!

It's flee or fry time!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Snakes alive!

Look!

A Cobrat!

Jump!

Whew!

That was close, dudes.

Look!

[gasps]

[All:] The Lost Mushroom!

We did it!

We found the Lost Mushroom!

Now all we've got to do is find
a way out of this spooky place.

Yeah.

I sure wish there was a
trapdoor around here.

Look!

The Lost Mushroom is
answering Mario's wish!

Whoa!

Ugh, oof.

We did it!

We b*at old Koopa
stoopa to the Lost Mushroom.

Don't be so sure.

[gasps]

Reach for it plumb scum!

Your pipe
patching days are over!

[laughs]

[Mario:] Let us go Von Koopa, or
you'll end up in rotten ravioli.

Oh, I'm sooooo
scared, ha ha ha.

Please don't hurt
me Mr. Bilge Brain.

[laughter]

So long spaghetti suckers.

Have a nice doomsday!

[laughter]

I wonder what that green
meanie has cooked up for us

this time?

[roar]

Suffering spumoni!

Look!

[roar]

All: It's a Shy Guy Lion!

And the dude
thinks we're lunch!

Hang in there g*ng!

We haven't gone
down the drain yet.

Luigi, hand me
your plumber snake.

Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?

I'm going to tame
this beastly beasty.

[roar]

Mew.

Way to go, lion taming dude!

Now get us out of here!

You heard the
fungus, pussycat.

Set us free.

Meow.

Now we've got to find a way
to defeat Colonel Von Koopa!

We can't do it alone!

As long as the dude
has the Lost Mushroom,

he's too powerful.

Maybe Indiana Joe can help.

Let's find him and help him
overcome his Koopa-phobia.

[Luigi:] This must be
where Indiana Joe lives.

I think you're right dude.

Look!

[All:] Indiana Joe.

Babysitter?

[crying]

Indiana Joe, what's going on?

A guy with Koopa-phobia
can't be a treasure hunter.

So I've decided to give it
up and go into babysitting.

[Princess:] But we
need your help.

We can't defeat
Colonel Von Koopa alone.

Ouch, ouch, Ow!

Hey, that hurts!

Ouch, ouch.

That does it!

I'm with you guys.

Koopa may be scary,

but he's nothing compared to
these brats.

Ow!

Let's get out of here.

[Koopa:] Ok my Koopa Pack.

Let's see what this
Lost Mushroom can do!

Mushroom, Mushroom,
do as you're told,

build me a
castle of solid gold.

Fan-Kooping-tastic!

It worked!

[laughs]

Wow!

A -karat castle!

I wonder if that Mushroom
would make me one out of

cheese?

With this fantastic fungus,
I'm gonna be the richest Koopa

that ever Kooped!

[laughs]

Hey.

Don't count your reptiles
before they're hatched,

lizard lips.

Ahh.

Suffering salamanders!

It's those pasta
pulverizin' plumbers!

That's right Von Koopa!

Put this in your
pipe and plug it!

Ahh.

Ahh!

No!

Ow!

Miserable manicotti!

The Koopa's escaped
into a Warp Zone!

Yeah, but we sure
whipped him this time.

Thanks pals, for helping me
get rid of my Koopa-phobia.

Don't mention it,
ex-babysitting dude.

Say, what happened
to the Lost Mushroom?

It was right
here a second ago.

Mushroom, Mushroom,
now if not faster,

fill this hut
with tons of pasta.

[gasps]

Mmm.

Me and this Lost Mushroom
are gonna get along just fine.

Mario, you're such
a handsome devil.

Do you have
something to tell me?

Oh Roxanne, your eyes are like
two of Grandma Mario's special

Easter meatballs.

Oh Mario, what is
the matter with you?

You cannot tell
your future wife,

that she looks like meatballs.

Oh Luigi I don't know I just
can't do that romantic stuff,

I can't talk that way.

Alright, alright,
alright, alright,

calm down, don't worry.

Look, you don't'
have to marry her.

But I promised her, and I'm not
gonna go back on a promise.

Luigi, I just don't know what
to do about the romantic stuff

I wish there was someway,
that you could talk for me.

Wait a minute, maybe I can.

Mario, come
here, I got a plan.

If anyone objects
to Mario's marriage,

speak now, or
forever hold your peace.

I object, you've gotta watch
these scenes from the next

Legend of Zelda.

Oh.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Waaaa!

Arrrr!

Arrrrr Oo!

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa!

Yea!

[yawns]

Boy, I'm good.

[ding dong]

Mario!

Roxanne!

Oh it's so good to see you!

[Mario:] Yea it's a long time,
how many years has it been?

A long time.

Oh, Mario, it has
been such a long,

long, long time.

It sure hasn't
been a short, short,

short, time.

Hey Roxanne, you
look gorgeous.

Why thank you.

Where's your brother?

Oh he's, he's not
here he's not around,

not feeling too well,
he's sick got the flu.

Oh I'm sorry to hear that.

Did you get my letter?

Oh yes and it sure
stands good there Roxanne.

Hey I know why you're here.

You do?

I've often thought of what
you said that night long,

long ago.

Hey, and I'll keep my
promise of so long,

long ago.

Would you mind
stepping this way?

Sure.

Well, yes as I was
saying-- as I was saying.

[Luigi:] Whew, what a babe.

Whew, what a babe.

Thank you Mario.

[Luigi:] Not that stupid.

Not that stupid.

Mario what are
you talking about?

Luigi: What I wanted to say.

What I wanted to say.

Luigi: Was what a bunch I
thought about you all these
years.

Was what a bunch I thought
about you all these years.

Luigi: Your lips are
like two scoops of spumoni.

Your lips are like
two scoops of spumoni.

Luigi: With lipstick on it.

What?

Luigi: With lipstick on it!

With lipstick on it.

Mario, is there
an echo in here?

[Luigi:] No way.

Jose.

Mario, this is
all very sweet but,

what does it have to do
with buying a bathtub

at wholesale price?

Bathtub?

Yes, don't you remember?

years ago, you
made a promise to me,

that I could always
buy plumbing supplies at

wholesale, remember?

Whew, what a relief, I thought
it was about the promise I

made to marry you.

Mario!

I'm happily married
with five lovely children.

We're adding on a bathroom,
and I thought you could get me

a tub cheap.

Hey of course anytime.

Oh great, well good.

I'll be back next
week to pick one out,

ok?

Ok.

Ok.

Bye, bye Mario.

Bye bye.

Bye Luigi, I hope
you're feeling better.

Thanks.

She knew all the time.

I know she knew
all the time Mario,

only an intelligent
woman would turn you down.

That's right.

Mario, that's why I love you.

[laughter]

You were somethin' today.

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ ♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪ ♪