02x06 - Friendship Falls

[bunniefuu]

[whistling]

♪ Camp Splinterwood
Our summer home ♪

♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

♪ Zipping in the air ♪

♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

♪ It's absurd! ♪

♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, b*mb, and Chuck ♪

♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

[birds groaning]

[Neiderflyer] Come on, boys!

We got this.

[birds groaning and grunting]

Yeah!

Yawn.

[laughing]

Yeah!

Ooh, well done.

You guys are in first place
on the Friendship Falls scoreboard.

As expected.

[scoffs] Not for long.

Yep. We're about to crush
this friendship course

and get that trophy.

Yeah, Matilda. Just save yourself
the trouble and let us eat it now.

How about you keep your saliva off
until you finish the course, okay?

I got a really good feeling
about you guys.

[clicks tongue]

Okay, g*ng.
Who's the bestest best friends in camp?

Us, obviously. On three. One, two, three!

Us, obviously!

Remember,
this course is about working together

and having fun with your friends.

Yep, and we're gonna have so much fun
crushing the competition

with the massive might of our friendship.

Okay, pretty much the exact opposite
of what I was going for, but…

[blows whistle]

Chuck, let's give the camp a performance
they'll never forget.

Let me get in front of you.

I don't know, my front's not my good side.

Get in front of my backside.

-Whoa!
-Ahh!

-[Red] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!
-[groaning]

[thud]

Oh man. That wasn't supposed to happen.

Eh, come on, guys,
friends don't leave friends hanging.

Don't you want to come here with us?

Yes! Pull me up! Everyone's watching!

We are!

And it's the most entertaining thing
I've ever seen.

You know, I'm starting to think
we're not doing so good.

Come on, guys.

If we want that friendship trophy,
we gotta pull it together.

Nothing but perfection from here on out.

Yeah!

Ahhh!

[screaming]

Oof! Oof! Gah!

[screaming]

Ha!

You guys give new meaning
to the name "Friendship Falls."

[grumbles]

Ugh!

[knocking at door]

[clapping]

Argh!

I can't believe it.

Matilda said we're the first team
in camp history

to not finish the friendship course.

Aw, yeah! Making history, baby!

I don't understand it.
Even the hatchlings finished the course.

We're supposed to be
the best friends in camp.

We are! And we're gonna prove it
to everybody.

We're gonna do the course again
and win that trophy.

I don't know.

We just got too cocky.
This time, we're gonna train first.

What, like friendship training?

Exactly.

We're gonna become the best
of the bestest best friends, but better!

-[door slams open]
-[Red] Stand aside.

Best friends coming through!

Lunch for four, please.

Don't you each want a plate?

Brenda, close friends don't need
separate plates.

All for one, and one plate for all.

[all laughing]

[all sigh]

Whatever.

Let's eat. You go first.

After you.

After you!

After you.

No, after you.

-Chuck!
-But you all said…

Uh, fine.

It's even better the second time.

Oh, twig berries! A mud puddle!

How, oh how will I get across it?

Walk across me, friend.

No, me!

No, me, me, me, me!

Ugh!

Okay, we nailed being politer
to each other. On to step two!

[toilet flushes]

[Stella] Do we really have to do this?

[Red] Yes. Best friends
have no personal boundaries.

They do everything together.

-[Stella] Everything?
-[Red] Everything.

[birds groan]

You know what, Red?
I think this is working.

Yeah, I could feel
my gingivitis going away already!

Who knew using a brush
on your teeth could--?

I think he meant Red's friendship plan
is working, dingus.

I knew that. Way to go, Red!

Thanks, cheeps. And that means
we're ready for the final step.

There's one more thing
the best bestest friends do.

Give each other makeovers?

For the last time, we're not doing that.

Aw.

The final step is, think totally alike.

The four of us got to be like one bird.

[toilet flushes]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[laughing]

[gasps]

Oh! Ugh!

And bird-shacka-lacka!

We are so ready.

Wh-Wh-Whoa! Ugh!

Told you b*mb should have been the bottom.

Matilda, we're back.

And this time,
this course won't know what hit it.

Say good night.

'Cause the bestest best friends
are about to put this baby to bed.

[chuckles]

This ought to be good.

Okay. Well, you know what to do.

One bird.

[grunting]

Let's show 'em
how best friends do it. After you.

No, after you. I insist.

No, no, no. I insist.

Well, I insist more insistently.

Great politeness,
but keep moving because there's a--

[screaming]

They're really nailing it. Ha!

See, 'cause of the hammers?
You get--? You get it.

[screaming]

[grunt]

What's happening? We crushed it, right?

[Red] Not exactly!

Oh no!

[laughing]

Oh, you guys are a barrel of laughs.

"Water" you going to do now, huh?

Oh, I'm so droll.

I guess this is it.

I always knew my life would end
in the middle of a raging waterfall.

The worst part is, I guess this means
we're not the bestest best friends.

Oh.

This is what we get
for trying to measure our friendship

with a stupid obstacle course.

You're right. We didn't need a trophy
to prove we're the best friends in camp.

What matters is we know it.

And you know how I know
we're the bestest best friends?

'Cause we've spent the whole summer

getting ourselves
out of way bigger jams than this.

Mmm… jam.

We just need to do this
the way we always do it.

Yeah, strawberry on a toasted bagel
with a side of--

No! By being ourselves!

Okay, let's do this.

We just…

got to get to that ledge somehow.

Okay, we can get there.
Just need to be ourselves.

Be ourselves.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wee!

Can you focus for once? We're trying
to get out of this and you're--

Wait. That's it!

Chuck, bounce higher!

You don't have to ask me once.

Boingy, boingy, boingy,

boing!

Whoopsie. I landed on this ledge.
Hold on. I'll be right back down.

No! Wait! Throw us a vine!

Okay!

Ooh, nice cooperation.

Now we gotta get to that tree
way up there.

Hey, b*mb. You think Stella
can get up to that tree?

No way! It's too high.

Oh, b*mb says what? Just watch me.

[grunting angrily]

Ha! In your beaks!

Never doubted you for a second!
Now throw us a vine!

Exceptional teamwork!

I see what you did there, Red.

I don't know what you're talking about.
But I'm officially out of ideas.

Well, you know the worst part of all this

is that Neiderjerk
is going to win the trophy.

What?

Just the thought of that smug look
on his beak makes me so angry!

And when I get angry, I…

get an idea!

You know, b*mb, I was just thinking

how you're never gonna see Matilda again

'cause we're never getting
out of here, so…

[screaming]

[grunting]

-Ow!
-Ugh!

We made it!

Who's the bestest best friends?
Us, obviously.

On three. One, two--

-[Matilda] You, obviously!
-What?

The way you climbed that cliff.

I have never seen
such cooperative closeness.

I love my g*ng!

Can't breathe.

Which is why I am awarding you this trophy

for outstanding friendship.

Oh!

-[Red] Let go!
-[b*mb] I touched it first!

[Stella] I did all the work!

[Red] No, I should get the trophy!

-[Chuck] No, it's mine!
-[Stella] I deserve it!

[fighting continues]

[music plays]