02x12 - The Sabirdteur

[bunniefuu]

[whistling]

♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪

♪ Our summer home ♪

[driving rock music]

♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

♪ Zipping in the air ♪

♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

♪ It's absurd! ♪

♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, b*mb, and Chuck ♪

♪ Flying fast!
Look out, duck! ♪

♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't do it!

[squeak, boing]

Oh, I'm doing it!

You said I couldn't b*at Terence
at tether-bird.

No! I said you shouldn't b*at Terence.
You totally can!

Right! I totally crush at tether-bird!

That's the point.

You're awesome!
You're gonna win, and that…

[thundering footsteps]

[birds shrieking]

[growls]

…would be really, really bad.

[grunts]

'Cause Terence hates losing,
and if you b*at him--

When she beats him.

Thanks, b*mb.

Yeah, she's gonna
completely humiliate him!

And he'll be so full of rage
and frustration, and-- and--

He'll clobber you!
You're gonna get Melvin'ed!

Huh? Who's Melvin?

Exactly! No one remembers Melvin!

'Cause no one has seen
or heard from him since he b*at Terence!

At tether-bird?

To the front of the line at lunch!
But blam-o!

Terence disappeared him.

It's too dangerous for anyone
to b*at Terence at anything! Even you.

I'm not afraid of Terence.
Trust me, I got this!

And don't you dare
think about stopping me.

Ah, okay, tell me to stop her.

What? She said
don't think about stopping her.

I'm not! I'm just gonna do it.

Whee! [giggling]

[crashing]

[growling and grunting]

[grunting]

[both grunting]

[birds shriek]

Uh… Red? Maybe you should
just sit this one out.

I mean, you know how Stella gets.

There's no way
we're gonna talk her out of this.

Then I have to make her lose!
I have to sabotage her.

Wow, Red, I didn't know you spoke French!

Je m'appelle Chuck, et toi?

No! I… Agh! Never mind.

I'm gonna be the ball.

But the hatchlings
have squishy baby bones.

They don't feel a thing.
Nothing hurts 'em!

[giggling]

Yeah, and you have non-squishing,
non-baby bones. Everything hurts you.

That's an exaggeration.

Ow!

Okay, fine, but Stella still needs me!
I have to do this.

-Whee!
-All right. Let's do this, Red.

Cute, tiny, immune to pain.

[grunting]

Okay, one last thing.

-[straining]
-[both] Ugh.

[straining] How do I look?

-Disturbing.
-Agh!

I can still see it
when I close my eyes!

[boinging]

[crashing footsteps]

[growls]

All right. First one to bash
the hatchling around the pole wins.

Is that a regulation-size hatchling?

Oh, he's just on the bigger-bone side
like I was, aren't you, buddy?

[grunts]

Big, small, round, square,
polka dot or whatever, let's do this!

Ready, set,

tether-bird!

[Red shouting]

[grunting]

What the…

-[grunts]
-[Terence growls softly]

Terence wins!

[sighs]

[chuckling]

[Stella] No way!

Okay, best out of three.

[whimpers]

Ah!

Great job, guys! Terence wins the--

Best three out of five!

[Red grunting]

-Terence wins--
-Best four out of seven!

[Red grunting]

[Red screams]

Is it over? Please tell me it's over.

-Best five out of nine!
-[Red whimpers]

Oh! Uhh!

[flag pole squeaking]

I guess that's it.

[whimpers]

[groans]

[Terence laughing]

So, you thought
you'd do a little victory dance

to rub it in my face?

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

[chuckling]

Oh, you're happy you b*at me, huh?

[continues laughing]

If you're so tough, let's go again!

But this time, we're doing archery.

No way you can b*at me in that.

[chuckles]

I'm gonna stuff that "ha-ha-ha"
right up your beak!

[Red grunting]

Where are you going?

I told you,
we can't let Stella b*at Terence!

I'm not gonna lose her
like we lost Melvin.

-Who?
-Why does no one remember Melvin?!

Look, Red, it seems like
Stella has made up her mind.

Friends don't get in the way
of what friends wanna do.

Right, like when I wanted
to taste my brain,

so I picked my nose real deep,
you guys didn't stop me!

What are you saying?

You're not gonna talk her out of this.

Stella's gonna Stella.

Besides, you're trying to prevent
a clobbering by getting clobbered.

We just can't watch you
do this to yourself!

But this is all my fault!
I got her into this mess.

I have to get her out of it!
Even if I gotta do it alone.

Whoa! Ooh! Ow. Ow.

Little help?

Okay, you might have
beaten me at tether-bird,

but there's no way
you can take me at archery.

[Terence chuckling]

Oh, you think that's funny?
Watch this!

Uhh!

Huh? Oof!

[rubber band stretching]

[gasps]

[squish]

[straining] Bull's-eye.

[Terence laughing]

So it's like that, is it?

Borb tennis, let's go.

Hiya! Oof!

Oof! Uhh!

[Stella grunting]

Okay, this is gonna sting.

-[sizzling]
-[Red blubbering]

Whoa! [shouting]

Ready, get set…

[whistle blows]

[grunting]

[Terence grunting]

[panting and grunting]

[growling softly]

[grunting]

Whoa-oh-oh! Uhh!

[sighs]

[pounding footsteps]

Agh!

[Terence jabbering]

That's it! This ends now!

One last competition, winner takes all!

[chuckling] Yeah.

[grunting]

No more, Red. You gotta stop!

You're so bruised,
you look like an old banana!

But, uhh, she's…
[panting]

…gonna get creamed if I don't do this.

You've already been creamed.
You're gonna get pureed!

Friends don't get in the way
of what friends wanna do.

[gasps] Full circle.

We need to save Red from himself.

You mean sabortage the saborteur
before he can sabortage the sabortee?

Uh, yeah! At least, I think that's it.

Okay, Terence.

Cross-country slingshotting.

Last one round the course is the loser!
No take-backs.

[chuckles]

Laugh it up, big guy. You're going down!

Uhh!

[roars]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[shouts]

Ah… uhh!

[Red grunting]
Okay, Stella.

[groaning]

Sending you off course
for your own… uhh… good!

Oh yeah!

So, how is this supposed to save Red?

Well, in order for Red
to not smoosh himself,

we're gonna use this giant rock to--

To completely smoosh the life out of him?

Exactly.

That doesn't sound like a good idea.

Oh, yeah, actually,
it's the worst idea ever.

-[both gasp]
-We're gonna k*ll Red!

-Red!
-Red!

[both shouting]

-[shouting]
-Oof!

[Red groans]

So glad you're not squished!

[Stella laughing]

Whoo! Hoo hoo!

[Terence grunting]

[whooping]

You sabotaged my sabotaging
with sabotage?

Oh, we had to! It's over, Red.

We're not letting you hurt yourself
anymore. It's too dangerous!

Hey, I'm not afraid. Trust me.

I got this! And don't you dare
think about trying to stop me!

Wait, I sound exactly like Stella.

Whoa. Double full circle.

[Stella whooping]

[birds cheering]

[birds shriek]

[ominous music]

[grunts]

[gulps]

[shouting]

[gasps] I can't look!

[growls]

Ohh…

[Terence chuckling]

Why are you hugging me?

Wait a minute. That's not showboating.

You're just happy
to have someone to play with!

Uh-huh.

You know, it's times like these
when using actual words

would come in real handy, big guy.

[growls]

Yeah, still have no idea what that means.

Sorry, I should have trusted you,
and I shouldn't have--

Sabotaged me?

You knew?!

Pfft. Of course!

It made things more… challenging.

You're a good friend, Red.

But if you ever pull a stunt
like that again, you're toast.

Stella won, Red didn't die,

and Terence had the best day of camp ever!

[Terence jabbering excitedly]

Aww! I love happy endings!

-[rumbling]
-Hey.

Isn't that the rock we--

[all grunt]

[ending theme]