17.5x01 - Day of the Dumpster

[bunniefuu]

Ahhh!

After ,

Years, I'm free!

Its time to

Conquer earth!

Alpha, rita's escaped!

Recruit a team of

Teenagers with attitude!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin

Power rangers ♪

Man:

Hey, look at that!

Let's go.

What do you

Think it is?

It looks like a

Giant space dumpster.

Let's open her up.

Let's get out of here!

( Laughing )

All right!

We're out!

Rita, wake up,

Wake up.

We're free.

Ah!

Uh-oh,

Morning breath.

Let me get you

A mint.

Free after , years!

Here, your evilness,

Let me help you.

♪ Walk with me,

Talk with me. ♪

Oh! You made me step

In a puddle, you nitwit!

Get out of my way,

Monkey face!

( Screaming )

( All laugh )

Don't leave.

You'll miss my

Coming-out party--

That's when

I destroy

The nearest planet.

( Laughs evilly )

Announcer:

It's a stupendous saturday

And a big hello goes out

To ernie and the kids

At the angel grove youth center

Gym and juice bar.

Keep those fruit shakes

Flowing, ernie.

Yah!

( Grunting )

( Laughs )

Yah!

( Grunts )

Nice recovery, zack.

Yeah, thanks for

Teaching me, jason.

( Someone

Applauds )

That was awesome,

Kimberly.

Thanks, trini.

Hey, fellas.

Yo, billy, what's up?

Well, I think

I'm prepared for my

First karate class.

Oh, no,

Look who's here.

Kimberly:

Bulk and skull.

Bulk:

Hi, girls.

How about

That double date?

Yeah.

What about it?

Sorry, guys.

What's the matter?

We're not

Good enough for you?

Leave us alone,

Bulk.

Oh, yeah?

Make me.

Yeah! Make me!

Him... Make him.

Hey, you heard

What she said.

Oh, what do you know?

The dancer wants

To be a fighter.

It's okay, zack.

We can handle

These two.

Oh, really?

Let's show

Them some

Karate.

( Yelling )

( Kids laughing )

You guys should

Definitely join

Jason's

Karate class.

Whoop!

( Laughs )

Yes, I like it.

Good.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Finster!

Start making

Putty patrollers.

Yes, my queen.

Lead them down and make

The earth yours, empress.

( Screeches )

Jason:

And one...

Two... Block three...

Punch four

And continue.

Students:

Ya!

Ba-ro.

Billy, try this.

I'm just not

Good at this.

Billy, don't worry.

I mean, even I was

A beginner once.

Joon-be.

All right, class

What does martial arts

Help us develop?

Billy?

Courage, kindness, integrity

Fitness, loyalty and discipline.

That's good.

You memorized that quickly.

Hey!

Geek.

( Chuckles )

Teach us how

To b*at people up.

Yeah.

( Karate-style yelp )

Martial arts

Was not

Developed

To hurt others.

Bulk:

We did not

Sign up for

A geeky karate class.

Okay, bulk.

Maybe you're ready

For some more advanced

Training techniques.

Oh, okay.

Try this.

( Snickers )

Side kick.

Anything you can do,

I can do better, baby.

Hee-ya!

Tornado kick.

( Karate-style yell )

( Kids laughing )

Class dismissed.

Jason:

Billy, I'm telling you,

For your first lesson

You did really well.

I did?

Yeah, we were

Watching you.

I don't know

If I've got what it takes.

It's all

A state of mind.

You don't need to be

Strong for this.

It's all up here.

Man:

Hey, guys.

All:

Hey, ernie.

Who ordered the

Spinach juice?

Oh, no!

It's an earthquake.

Everybody, stay calm!

Sorry, bulk.

( Screaming )

Oh, man, must

Be the big one.

Something tells me

This is no earthquake.

Alpha:

Danger, danger.

It's the big one.

We'll all be destroyed.

Calm down... It's rita.

She's attacking the planet.

Ay-yi-yi.

What do we do?

Bring us five overbearing

And overemotional humans.

No!

Not that!

Not teenagers!

That's correct,

Alpha.

I was afraid of that.

Oh, my gosh

What's happening?

This is too weird.

Hold on!

All:

Whoa!

This isn't

Exactly the

Mall, is it?

This place is magnificent.

Zack:

I don't get it.

How'd we end up here?

I just want to know

Where here is.

Maybe the answer's

In these controls.

Don't touch that.

Who-whoa!

Billy:

Whoa!

A fully sentient,

Multifunctional

Automaton.

Never seen

Anything like it.

Whoa.

Welcome, humans.

Uh-oh.

So who are you?

Like, what

Are you?

I am zordon,

An interdimensional being

In a time warp.

And my name is alpha .

Will, like, somebody come

Back to earth and get me?

I am totally confused.

It's quite simple.

This planet is under att*ck.

I brought you here

To save it.

Oh, yeah, right.

Ah! A nonbeliever.

Look behind you

At the

Viewing globe.

Your doubts

Will be answered

In the images

You see.

This is rita repulsa,

An intergalactic sorceress

Who wants to control

The universe.

With her henchmen

And putty patrollers

She plans to conquer earth.

What does all of this

Have to do

With us?

Zordon:

You've been chosen

To form an elite

Team to battle rita.

Each will be

Given access

To extraordinary

Powers

Drawn from the

Ancient creatures

You call dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs?

Behold!

The keys

To your power.

Whoa!

What are these?

Your power morphins.

When in danger,

Raise them to the sky

Calling your

Dinosaur's name.

You will morph into

A fighting force

Known to one and all

As the

Power rangers.

Morph?

Metamorphosis.

That means to change.

As power rangers

You have access

To a universe of power

And will command

Fighting machines

Called "zords."

I don't get it.

Jason,

Bold and powerful

You shall command

The tyrannosaurus

Dinosaur.

Zachary, you are

Clever and brave.

You shall command

The mastodon dinosaur.

Kimberly,

Graceful and smart

The pterodactyl dinosaur

Shall be yours.

Billy, patient

And wise

You shall command

The powerful

Triceratops dinosaur.

Trini, fearless

And agile

The saber-toothed

Tiger dinosaur

Will be under

Your command.

Observe the viewing globe.

Just as the five of you

Work together

So do your zords.

When you need help

You need only to turn to

The power of the dinosaurs

Which will come together

To form the mighty megazord.

Power morphers?

Megazords?

This is just too weird for me.

I'll tell you what--

It's been real but I got to go.

Yeah, see you.

You all coming?

Jason!

What?

Let's go, man.

Yeah.

Let the power protect you.

That didn't go

Very well, did it?

Ay-yi-yi.

Great.

He could have sent us

Back into town.

Rita:

Zordon, I'm surprised--

Teenagers?

So you think you can stop me,

Do you?

Finster, hurry up

With those

Putty patrollers!

Yes, your evil badness.

I'm molding the last ones.

Those kids will be

Space dust.

Finster:

And the beauty is

If they don't,

We can always make more.

Now into the

Monster-matic they go.

Ten seconds

Should do it.

( Whistle blows )

( Metal clanging )

Rita:

Now, my putties

Prepare to get

Those teenagers.

Guys, we shouldn't

Have left.

I mean, he chose us

To save the world.

I say we do it.

Do you really

Think we can?

You don't

Even know

What you're

Talking about.

We talked to

A giant floating head.

Rita:

Those stupid teenagers don't

Know who they're messing with.

Ah!

Get the putties.

It's time.

( Laughs )

Take that!

Everybody down!

What was that?

( Gurgling )

Hey.

Look out!

Let go of me!

Zack!

Right...

These two are mine.

( Electronic dance music plays)

Hi-hi-ya.

Wait!

( Grunts )

Ha!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hy! Hy!

Whoa!

( Gurgles )

This day

Is too weird.

What do we do now?

Zordon said

These power morphers

Give us power.

Let's do it.

Mastodon!

Pterodactyl!

Triceratops!

Saber-toothed tiger!

Tyrannosaurus.

Power rangers!

Zordon,

They made the metamorphosis!

Good.

Teleport them

To angel grove city.

Rita just sent down goldar.

Right away, zordon.

Kimberly:

Where are we going?

Jason:

We're going to save the world.

All right, let's do it.

All:

Hi-ya!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin

Power rangers... ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers... ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin

Power rangers! ♪

Hi-ya!

Those stupid putties

Are getting beaten

By a bunch of

Pimple-faced nitwits!

They're pathetic!

How about making goldar big?

I always have to do

Everything myself.

Finster, I'll deal

With you later!

Oh, dear.

Magic wand, make my goldar grow!

( Growls )

( Laughs )

Look at him, he's huge!

( Laughs )

Back off, fang face.

The good guys are here.

Get off our planet.

We're the power rangers!

And we're not backing down.

( Growls )

Dinosaur power!

Yeah! All right!

Log on!

Let's do it.

Going up?

Zack here, this is kicking!

This is billy-- let's go!

Trini here, ready!

Hey, nice stereo.

( Growls )

Megazord power on!

Trini here.

I can drive this thing!

Affirmative, me too.

It's like second nature

To me.

All right,

Let's get him.

All:

Right!

All:

Oh!

You and your weapons

Are no match for me.

All right, guys

Let's see what

This baby can do!

Yeah! Zap him again!

All right!

Let's send this guy

Back where he came from.

Right!

Right!

Right!

Right!

All right, guys,

Power it up.

Activating megazord

Battle mode.

Computer:

Megazord sequence

Has been initiated.

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

Activated.

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

♪ You mighty morphin

Power rangers! ♪

Jason!

That blow didn't

Even phase him.

He's coming at us!

All:

Oh!

Hang on!

Look out!

( Growls )

You fools will pay!

Power sword!

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers! ♪

Ah, this isn't over.

I'll be back.

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin

Power rangers ♪

All:

We did it!

I can't believe they b*at us!

This is all

Your fault, squatt.

Goldar, you failed.

It won't happen again, empress.

Shut up!

( Excited chatter )

Zordon:

Congratulations

On a job well done.

Now that you have

Become power rangers

You must follow

Three basic rules

Or lose the protection

Of the power: first...

Never use your power

For personal gain;

Never escalate

A battle

Unless rita

Forces you;

And finally, keep

Your identity secret.

No one may know

You are a power ranger.

Oh, wait a second.

Yes, what is it?

I'm not sure we're

All up to this.

I mean, we were

Pretty lucky this time.

Luck had nothing to do with it.

You five make as fine

A group of superheroes

As there

Has ever been.

No way.

Really?

You've had

An extraordinary

Experience together.

You need each other now

And the world needs you.

Yeah, all right.

I'm in.

Me, too.

You can count on me.

Affirmative.

I don't know.

The outfits are

Cool and everything

But my hair gets tangled

Inside the helmet.

I don't think I can do it.

( Everyone protests )

Not!

Got you,

Got you!

Circuit overload!

Ay-yi-yi

Yi-yi...

You guys, I was

Just kidding.

Ay-yi-yi...

Oh, humor-- what a concept.

Let's do it.

All:

Power rangers!