17.5x23 - Life's a Masquerade

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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17.5x23 - Life's a Masquerade

Post by bunniefuu »

Ahhh!

After , years, I'm free!

Its time to conquer earth!

Alpha, rita's escaped!

Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪

C'mon, let's get a move on, kids,

We got a lot of work to do to get ready for this costume party.

Work? We're out of here.

Hey guys, nice costumes.

Looks like you put a lot of thought into it.

Ernie: yo, you two!

String these up.

Thanks a lot.

Yo, angela.

Can I be of some assistance?

Yo, zack.

Do you need some help?

Sure, let me get you a brush.

[Grunts]

Stupid stapler.

What's wrong with this thing?

Hey bulk, you look like a ghost.

Now, there's a scary thought.

Finster: the super putty is ready!

Rita: we'll keep the power rangers busy by

Sending a monster to their costume party.

Isn't that a nice idea?

Yes, empress.

Terrific. A party-crasher!

Rita: a real nasty one.

Of course, empress. I'll make the very nastiest.

Ooh! Don't look.

Rita: I want you to destroy the power rangers.

Can you do it?!

I can.

Good! Then get them!

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

This is going to be a morphinomenal party!

Yo, billy boy! You look just like that sherlock holmes dude!

Thank you, king tut.

You know, I wonder who will win first prize!

Hey, who else?

Oh hey, where's tommy?

His costume isn't finished yet.

He said he'd catch up with us later.

C'mon, let's go to the party!

Yes!

Listen, ding dong,

I need an excellent costume to win that contest.

And you're gonna find me one.

You got it, bulkie boy.

I'll be captain hook and you can be peter pan!

Look, skull. There is no way I'm going anywhere in little green tights.

Ah!

No! No! No way!

There is no way that I'm gonna be the back end.

I'll be young elvis, and you be...old elvis.

Uh-huh.

♪♪♪

Oh, no! Uh-oh... My back.

[Grunting]

♪♪♪

Yo, angela. You wanna dance?

Go back to your tomb...tut.

Man, not even a king is good enough for that girl!

Great idea to come to the party dressed as punks, bulk!

Oh, yeah.

I vant to suck your blood.

I'll take a pass, ernie!

How did you know it was me?

Alpha, what are you doing here?

Well, I wanted to party with you guys.

And I figured this would be a perfect opportunity.

Well, you do have a splendid costume.

What costume?

[Grunting]

Now, that...is a costume.

Finster: super putty! How delightful!

Now I'll be able to construct an army of putty patrollers

That will be indestructible!

Oh, the empress will be very pleased.

Now, putty up! We've got to get the super putty

Back to the palace as soon as possible.

You're so cute.

I just love the way you talk.

Wow, what a great costume.

Yeah, pretty cool, huh?

Man, it's just not fair. I mean,

Alpha comes to the party and the girls are all over him!

Who's that?

[Grunting]

I don't know, but he's gonna ace the grand prize for sure.

I'll have to search for more clues,

But could that frankenstein be...tommy?

Want to dance?

Sure.

Come on, frankie.

They're playing our song.

Come on!

Oh!

Oh! Okay!

[Yells]

[Screaming]

Get him!

[Laughing]

Give me that.

Just a joke, man! Get over it!

Whoa!

Some people just can't tale a joke.

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

No! No!

Baboo: hurry up, you slow pokes!

Her evilness will be here any second!

Where's my super putty?

You see? Now she's angry.

[Grunts]

You know what to do.

Yes, your highness, we're almost done.

Rita: good! Now those power rangers are done for!

And soon it will be toodle-oo!

[Beeping]

Hey, you can take care of one of those brats right now!

[Screams]

My deductive reason tells me you're not tommy.

It's time for molecular transmutation!

Triceratops!

[Struggling]

This is so exciting.

I'll cause the worst catastrophe the world's ever seen!

'Cause now, no one will be able to stop me from doing it!

So let's get the ball rolling now!

[Laughing]

Running won't do you any good, there's no place to hide!

I won't destroy you right now, but I'll be back!

You earthlings haven't seen anything yet, but you will real soon!

Have a nice day.

Hey, what's going on? It must be rita.

I've gotta warn the others!

I love to get nasty, it's so nice!

[All yelling]

Ernie: just settle down, everybody. It's just a small earthquake,

It's just a tremor, relax!

We've got a major crisis situation.

No kidding. We just had an earthquake!

No, it's rita and that frankenstein is one of her g*ons!

What?

Well, maybe zordon can explain

Some of this. We'll have to find tommy and

Teleport to the command center. Right.

Well, tommy hasn't shown up yet.

We'll have to go without him.

C'mon, let's go!

Zordon, what's going on?!

Power rangers, rita plans to use

Her frankenstein monster to destroy you

Then conquer the earth with the army of super putties she created.

Super putties?

Yes, a new form of putty patroller

That's nearly indestructible.

Indestructible?

Man...

You guys, let's try and contact tommy.

Tommy, come in.

He's not online. I'll try to locate his signal.

Huh?

Man, I don't need these party-crashers.

There's not a moment to spare. Rita's monster is on the loose

And it's up to you to stop him. Good luck, rangers.

And let the power protect you.

It's morphin time.

Mastodon!

Pterodactyl!

Triceratops!

Saber-toothed tiger!

Tyrannosaurus!

Power rangers!

You don't stand a chance, 'cause now he's going to grow!

We need megazord power now!

Let's do it!

Hyah! Hyah!

Log on!

In the groove and on the move!

All systems go.

We're looking good!

Frankie, you're finished.

Power up!

Megazord sequence has been initiated.

Megazord activated.

Go, my monster!

It's time for some more fire power!

This dude's gonna be tougher than I thought!

[Growling]

Zordon: tommy, come in.

I read you, zordon.

Tommy, your fellow power rangers are in trouble.

You must join them immediately.

Right. I'm out of here.

Dragonzord!

Ugh! Ugh!

This guy's tearing us apart!

How are we gonna stop him?!

First we have to get megazord on his feet!

Raah!

Ugh! Ugh!

Switch to emergency power before he gets us again!

[Rita laughing]

Bad is so beautiful.

Raah!

[All screaming]

[Laughing]

The monster's done it! Yeah!

[Laughing]

Ugh! Ugh!

Dragonzord power!

[Trumpet fanfare]

[Coughing] I can't breath!

Raah!

It's time to regroup.

Let's do it!

We need megadragzord power!

All right! Let's finish it!

Power up the powerstaff!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪

Now that's what I call one bad case of indigestion!

[Groaning] oh, I have such a headache, I just can't stand it!

Well, rita finally got what was coming to her.

And we sure sent that frankenstein monster back to the lab!

Hey, it looks like we got back just in time to see who won the costume contest.

Hey, tommy, where's your costume?

I've got it right here. I've gotta change. Hold on.

Billy: by the way,

Whatever happened to alpha?

Well it looks like he's got his hands full, so to speak.

You bet I do.

Cool, alpha. You are a hit!

They like me.

Oh yeah? What's to like, you tin can.

Who are you, anyway?

[Growling]

Tommy: that frankenstein gave me some ideas

For the final touches on my costume. Well?

What do you think?

Quite believable, tommy.

You look great in gray.

Ernie: okay, everybody.

Time to announce the winner of the costume contest.

And the blue ribbon goes to...

Whoever you are.

You're kidding, right?

Who's the mystery winner?

I'd like to find out myself.

Skull, give me a can opener.

Can opener.

This is one mystery

That will have to remain unsolved.

Sorry, ladies.

[Laughing]

Sorry, ladies.
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