29x01 - Numero Uno

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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29x01 - Numero Uno

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[exciting theme music]

♪ Dino Fury. ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers! ♪

♪ Dino Fury. ♪ ♪ Go, go, Power Rangers! ♪

♪ Dino Fury. ♪ ♪ Evolution revolution ♪

♪ mighty Rangers rise. ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers! ♪

♪ Dino Fury. ♪

So, yeah, my New Year's resolution

is to work on my cardio, but I just can't find the time to run.

-[yelps] -[boom!]

-[screams] -[laughs]

Run!

[crowd shrieks]

[cackles]

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts]

[tense action music]

[yelps]

[exclaims]

[yelps]

[both] Ha!

[yelps]

-Ha! -[grunts]

This wasn't on my to-do list!

Hey, buddy! Check out my fly swatter.

Stego Key… [key blips]

…ready!

[groans]

Stego Fury…

Strike! [screams]

[Sporix squelches]

And time!

[stopwatch beeps]

.. That's a new team record.

But there's still plenty of room for improvement.

Like what?

Uh, 'Check out my fly swatter?'

You're cracking jokes when you could be fighting.

Yikes, you're turning into Dad. [boys chuckle]

[whoosh!]

[stopwatch beeps] ..

Sorry I'm late.

-Hold on, you're timing me? -Yes,

and we've broken two records today!

We know you're busy filling in at Buzzblast while Jane's away.

You've told us times.

It's a big job.

We got your back, boss.

Which reminds me, I gotta meet Fern for javelin training!

-Can you take this? -Sure.

Aiyon and I need to go back to base anyway.

-Oh, later dudes! -See ya.

-See ya, guys. -Bye.

[whoosh!]

So we're good?

Back to work, then?

[whoosh!]

[plays eerie synth tune]

Whaddaya think? Good intro for 'Mystery Buzz'?

Sorry, Amelia. I need a decision.

I love the melody, but my new but my new show is about unsolved mystery.

Let's make it % less chilling

and % more thrilling.

Sure thing, boss.

That one.

I'd better see how Brad's edit

on the Icelandic Kraken segment looks.

Stand by to roll. [phone rings]

-Camera set. -And action!

-Hello there, Buzzblasters! -This is Amelia.

Who? Jane!

Jane. Uh, where are you?

It sounds windy.

Cos we're in a hot air balloon! [chuckles]

-Say hi, J-Borg! -Hi, J-Borg!

If it's gonna be messy, take it upstairs.

Anyway, we're having such a great time sh**ting this series,

we're thinking of extending our trip!

Would you be okay running the office for a few more months?

Uh, months? Um, that's…

a generous offer.

[Jane] Just think about it.

Jane, look! It's the Eiffel Tower!

Ooh! This better be the real one

and not another transmission tower.

Okay, gotta go. Talk soon. Bye!

[upbeat rock music]

[clang! splash!]

Amelia, we need a big clean-up.

Can you call your Pop-Pop?

Uh, he's busy having his warts removed.

I'll find us some mops.

[tense synth music]

So, what exciting things have you been up to?

Not much to report around here, Mom.

But tell me, how's the Ishinomori Institute?

Well, it's top of its field for a reason.

I tell you, Ollie, only a monster

couldn't have fun in Japan.

[computer chimes] [gasps] They're calling me.

I gotta go. Be safe,

-[whispers] Blue Ranger. -Shh, Mom.

It's a secret!

[computer dings] So, how are you guys going?

Our home planet has to be around here somewhere.

Rafkon's three suns should stand out,

but we're knights, not space-ologists.

Stars move a lot in million years.

I could whip up an algorithm to figure out how much.

You can also try the internet

or even the library for star info.

Can we really trust this…

lie-brary person?

They sound shifty.

It isn't shifty or a person.

It's a building.

Let me get you the address.

[bird caws]

With Void Knight destroyed,

we can finally break into his secret room

to see what's inside!

Now, are you ready

for your big number, Mucus?

Do be careful with your aim.

Why would I want to be careful?

Whee!

Wait, no. No!

[bang! Mucus bubbles]

Oof!

What a hot mess.

Not even a scratch?

Come on! [yelps]

Ew!

Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!

Ouch!

That brilliant plan

didn't work at all!

Maybe… we try a b*mb?

No bombs!

[both yelp]

Is that Void Knight?!

Surely not!

Mucus! Slyther!

I need you to retrieve something for me.

Hold on! How do we know you're real?

Void Knight was destroyed.

I bet you're an imposter!

Yeah!

[computerized whirring]

-[Slyther yelps] -I'm Bitscreem,

and I'm as real as Void Knight!

D-d-do what he says

or I'll delete you b-both.

Sorry! We won't disobey again.

Listen!

My plan requires something special from the Power Rangers.

You must've taken out every book on astronomy.

-Sure you got enough? -I hope so.

Rafkon isn't gonna find itself.

-Wanna help? -[chuckles] My astronomy test

is next week.

I hate cramming early…

…or at all. [phone chimes]

Sorry, guys.

It's Fern!

Hey girl, what's up? [distorted static whirrs]

What's going on with my… [whirring intensifies]

[grunts]

-[woman shrieks] -[gulps]

[people clamor]

Hey, girl. What's up?

I'm Bitscreem.

Listening in on my convo?

-Not okay. -What ya gonna do about it?

[All] Link to Morphin Grid! Hah!

-Just a sec, I gotta-- -I'll help!

-[grunts] -[yelps]

[clang!]

[laughs maniacally]

-[laughs maniacally] -Hey!

In this city, we respect library books!

Hah!

-[grunts]

[exclaims, grunts]

-Stego Fury Strike! -[yelps]

[groans]

[computerized beeping]

Well, that was easy.

[yelps]

Seriously?! [laughs]

Mosa Blast! [grunts]

Catch me if you can!

Balloon Key, ready!

Elasto Key, ready!

Flare Key, ready!

Balloon Float!

[groans]

Elasto Lash! [grunts]

[boom!]

Flare Flash!

Okay, you guys see a Sporix anywhere?

Nope. I think he did a runner.

My books!

Aw, man.

They're all dirty.

[gasps] Rangers!

Look at my poor flowers!

[sobs] Oh, my cart!

It's destroyed!

[weeps]

-Sorry, sir. We-- -You better fix my cart.

Those flowers are my livelihood!

It's okay. Just stand back.

Ooh.

Fix-It Dino Key,

ready!

[w*apon zaps]

Fix-It Quick!

[dramatic music]

[ceramics clatter]

[gasps] Oh! Whoa!

[chuckles] Oh, my lovely flowers!

[laughs]

Oh, thank you!

[computerized whirring]

-Yoink! -Ah!

[whoosh!] You gotta be kidding!

He stole the Fix-It Key! -[groans]

Ugh, this is just great [!]

[Amelia] The Buzzblast servers are down?

No, no, Pop-Pop's warts are putting up a real fight,

so find someone else to deal with it.

Thanks, Stan.

Why would a Sporix Beast steal our Fix-It Key?

What are they fixing?

Nothing. [panel beeps]

It's no use without a Chromafury Saber,

and we have Void Knight's one right there.

No way they're getting it back.

So what are we missing?

Traveling through digital devices and listening to calls.

Seems to me Bitscreem is up to something.

That's weird. Sporix Beasts

usually wanna smash and destroy stuff.

Except…

when they've got orders from Void Knight.

Could… Could he have survived?

Void Knight?

No way! We all saw that blast. He's toast. Burnt toast.

But he's tricky.

-Maybe he got away. -Yeah.

It's worth investigating.

So, clues.

Bitscreem came out of a security cam outside the library.

Let's see if I can find the footage.

[phone beeps]

The backup server's down too?

Sorry, guys. I gotta get to Buzzblast.

You check all the footage you like.

[whoosh!]

Well, I was going to do some baking,

but this seems a tad more critical.

Here it is.

Oh, yeah. Watch him steal the key.

Then we left.

No real clues.

Hold on. Look.

[Javi] Why is he dancing?

-Oh, no. -[Aiyon] It was a set-up!

[sighs] And the trophy for devious deception

goes to Slyther… again.

[Solon groans]

[Aiyon] Mucus too?! That slime ball is the worst.

And so sticky.

[Javi] Okay. So, they're talking to someone on the tablet

and bowing.

Bowing to their leader.

If Void Knight's back,

we need to find out before it's too late.

This is more important than Buzzblast.

I'll tell Amelia,

but she's not gonna love it.

[computer whirrs]

Uh oh.

That's familiar.

[distorted static whirrs]

[yelps]

Guys! I have an idea.

I say we destroy Void Knight's Saber

before anyone can try to use the Key with it.

But Master needs his Saber.

Those fleshy fools cannot destroy it.

I'm not sure taking Void Knight's Saber outside

-is the best idea. -Come on, man!

We need to blow it to bits!

No way is Solon gonna let us do that in here, would ya, Solon?

-I- Uh- -Nah? See, Aiyon, it's a 'Nah.'

It'll take some time to prepare the expl*sives,

but in a few hours, we can put this all behind us.

Better get to it! [pants]

What's gotten into you, Izz?

Maybe the computer was cold?

Or someone's listening.

I saw it glitch,

just like my phone did.

Bitscreem's spying again.

So all that stuff about destroying the Saber was…

a show.

Slyther's got competition for that deception trophy after all.

Let's just hope they take the bait.

If Void Knight's back, he's sure to come for his Saber.

So…

…how do we 'blow this to bits'?

They're going to destroy the Saber?

We can steal it if we're smart.

Yeah, lucky we're the smart-er-est-est-est!

What?

I was right to trust you, Bitscreem.

Tell me your plan.

It's quite s-s-s-s-simple.

[bird chirps]

Seriously? Am I the only one who still believes

Void Knight got destroyed? [phone rings]

Forget it. I have to take a call.

Yeah, okay. Make it quick, though.

The expl*sive charge

is ready.

Saber in position.

Computer link online.

Great job, everyone!

I'm sure you can figure it out. Okay, Stan?

[Zayto] No sign of Void Knight or any of his crew.

Maybe they didn't take the bait.

We just need more time.

Ollie, can you stall with some techy stuff?

[tense music]

This reprogramming will take at least minutes!

If our plan relies on a solid acting performance,

Ollie's amateur theater is not gonna cut it.

minutes?

Hah! Let me.

[suspenseful action music]

I say we double the voltage

to make sure.

That's really better than what I was doing?

Shh! She's on board, finally.

If I reprogram the manifold,

the blast should fill the clearing,

so get way back

and keep a look out.

You got it, boss.

[watch trills] See anything?

Nothing.

I'm just reversing the polarity.

[phone rings]

Ugh, not now.

Oh, whatever.

You're on speaker. This is Amelia.

Hey, it's Stan.

The studio cam's zoom is stuck. We gotta go live.

The ice-cream cakes are melting!

It's quiet.

Too qui-- [whoosh!]

You guys looking for mushrooms?

You've found the best kind,

-me! -[laughs]

Oh no! They found us!

Have you tried turning the camera off and on again?

Yes! But now the tripod doesn't work.

[static whirrs] Great bad reception.

No wonder. We're in the middle of nowhere.

[computerized whirring]

Yoink!

[laughs] Guys!

Too slow, noobs!

[whoosh!]

No! [breathes heavily]

You let him sneak up on you?

I was on a call. If I just had paid more attention, then…

Plan's a bust. How are we gonna find out

if Void Knight survived? It doesn't matter now.

We're in this together.

Aw, things not going as planned?

Plot twist they're about to get worse!

It's Morphin' time!

[all] Dino Fury Key

activate!

Link to Morphin Grid! Hah!

[all grunt]

[creatures roar]

[dramatic action music]

T-Rex Fury, Red Ranger!

Ankylo Fury, Pink Ranger!

Tricera Fury, Blue Ranger!

Tiger Fury, Green Ranger!

Stego Fury, Black Ranger!

-Mosa Fury, Gold Ranger!

[all] Dino Fury Power!

Exit!

You're lagging behind, Rangers.

You'll never be able to find me!

We'll see about that.

Solon, send the T-Rex

and Cosmic Combo Raptor Zords!

Deploying Zords.

[roars]

[footsteps clang]

[screeches]

Battle Mode! Ha!

[lightning crashes]

Zords Combine! Ha!

[roars]

[dramatic action music]

[grunts]

Linked!

T-Rex Cosmic Megazord!

Ready to upload.

Time for a trip to cyberspace.

Hopefully not one-way.

Cosmic Gateway, activate!

[zap!]

[grunts]

[Zord whooshes]

No way. Is he really in there?

Somehow, yes!

[computerized trilling]

Hey, Bitscreem!

How about we dial up the action?

You found me?!

I need b-better f-firewalls.

Argh!

[digitized whirring]

-Hah! -He can reboot himself?!

Fantastic [!]

Hack att*ck!

[grunts, yelps]

I don't accept cookies,

but I will accept more power!

I'm gonna troubleshoot this problem. [grunts]

Megafury Saber!

[grunts]

Alright. Cosmic Gateway Strike!

[w*apon whirrs]

No, no, no! My system is crashing!

[boom!]

Dino Fury Victory!

[bird caws]

[ominous music]

[computerized trilling]

Now my powers can be restored.

It's time to suit up.

[grunts softly]

[w*apon whirrs]

[suspenseful music]

[grunts]

[suit whirrs]

[music continues]

The wait is almost over, my love.

[music builds]

It's not here.

Could Bitscreem's Sporix still be in the digital dimension?

Uh, that place has a lot of cat videos,

but no Sporix, I'm afraid.

[electricity zaps] Although that is not normal!

-[boom!] -[all yelp]

[Sporix squelches]

Okay.

Well, at least this worked out for--

[all yelp]

-Void Knight! -I've got to thank you, Rangers.

Without your Fix-It Key and this saber,

I wouldn't have this fine set of armor,

or this Sporix!

[whoosh!]

Aw, come on!

[people chatter indistinctly]

I feel terrible.

Thanks to me, Void Knight got a total freebie.

You did have a lot on your plate.

Well, that's the problem.

I was too busy to take the thr*at seriously.

Honestly, I can't juggle Buzzblast and protect the city.

I have to pick one.

With Void Knight back, it's not even a question.

[phone beeps]

Hey, Jane. It's Amelia.

I have something to tell you. [chuckles]

Running Buzzblast has been…

…well, a blast.

But I need to step down to focus on more important things.

-Hi! -I hope that won't

-ruin your plans. -Not at all, because…

-…we're here to stay! -[laughs] What?!

-Wow! How was your trip? -Well,

-it started off great! -Super great. [giggles]

We got some perfect pyramid footage in Egypt.

So pleasantly pointy.

We're gonna do a whole episode on the Great Wall of China.

But we didn't quite

anticipate the weather conditions.

Hold…

on!

[sighs] That's better.

Although,

is it a bit too warm to you?

[ominous music]

Extremely.

[both scream]

-Thank goodness you're okay! -How did your balloon survive?

[laughs] It did not.

J-Borg had to use her thrusters.

We'd better make a start editing our footage.

There's weeks of it safe and snug

in our indestructible camera bag. Right, J-Borg?

Oh, yes! Safe and snug.

[warbles] Uh…

So much for our documentary.

Well,

we still have the memories.

It's good to have you guys back.

Oh. Uh… [chuckles]

[bright rock music]

It's good to have you back, too.
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