29x08 - Serious Business

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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29x08 - Serious Business

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[exciting music]

♪ Dino Fury ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪

♪ Evolution revolution ♪

♪ Mighty Rangers rise ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Ranger ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪

[raven caws]

Sorry, my Queen!

We haven't found the traitor Void Knight anywhere.

I even checked my best hiding spots,

Slyther's closet and Wreckmate's hammock.

I can't let him roam free,

not after he helped the Rangers.

We need a new strategy.

Wakey, wakey.

[roars]

Trackenslash, my child.

Ready to hunt a traitor?

Of course, ma'am.

I can sniff out anything!

Excellent.

His stench should be all over that throne.

[pants]

[sniffs] Oh! Smells like…

malevolent doom!

[gasps] He used the cologne

I got him for his birthday! [giggles]

Find and destroy Void Knight.

-No mercy. -Yes, ma'am!

You two, supervise.

[Mucus] Oh, we'll ultra-vise.

And as for our other project?

[chuckles] Oh, it's gonna be nasty.

[laughs malevolently] Ah.

[tense music]

[students chatter]

[device beeps, whirrs]

-[blipping, whirring] -[sighs]

Let's see what we can find.

[high pitched whirring]

[students chatter]

[whirring continues]

[Izzy] Can you believe Void Knight?

He gave us a real assist

with that rotten Pumpkinface.

Without him, we'd have been…

…leafy.

So maybe he's on our side now?

It's probably another trick.

He's caused so much pain and suffering. He'll never change.

No way.

[door opens] Jane?

-Are you limping? -[laughs] Wha…? No.

You're limping.

You forgot your crutch.

Shh! I don't want anyone to know what happened!

-Ah. -It's embarrassing!

Enjoy.

[J-Borg whirrs] [chuckles]

This is a very exciting day

for the Buzzblast livestream.

Later today, it'll hit

million subscribers! [cheering, applause]

To celebrate, here are some of Buzzblast's coolest clips ever.

When people think Buzzblast,

they think 'cool teens doing cool things'.

Huh? Is this the right clip?

[funky music]

Ah.

Ah! The computer's frozen.

So enjoy these memories

from the Buzz-past.

[on video] Oh! [laughter]

Sure, we had some bumps and bruises along the way,

but now we're a hit!

[on video] Aargh! [laughter continues]

That wasn't even a joke. [chuckles awkwardly]

Oh…

[laughter continues]

My twin sister, everyone! [chuckles]

[Man] You don't have a twin sister.

You haven't met her! She lives in…

New Zealand.

J-Borg! Turn it off!

Yeah, I'm trying.

The computer is frozen. [on video] Aargh!

Do something! [laughter continues]

[beep] [exhales]

Thanks, J-Borg. [chuckles]

Uh, that wasn't…

me. II didn't do that.

Hey. What's that? [students exclaim]

[distorted] Hey, Buzzblasters.

I think we've been hacked!

[gasping] Huh?

I've got some crackin' jokes for you.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

[laughs]

What has four wheels

and flies?

A garbage truck! [laughs]

OK, I have a fear of clowns,

but these jokes?

Even more terrifying.

You people at Buzzblast should know

I've found a flaw in your security.

So now I have control

of the Buzzblast livestream!

-What?! -Wanna stop me?

It's easy. Just give me my own Buzzblast show

and I'll put everything back to normal.

Here's another taste of my comedy gold.

Why did the zombie unfriend the vampire?

He ghosted him.

[snorts, stifles laugh]

That's pretty funny.

Don't you get it? You see,

-the zombie ghosted the vamp-- -We get it, Aiyon.

This is serious.

Yeah. Seriously funny.

So let me make Buzzblast a blast

and you'll get your livestream back.

[crackling, beep]

We need to get back online now!

And delete that video of me

[clears throat] my sister dancing.

[sighs] Trust me, I've tried.

Whoever cracked our security completely locked us out.

What are we gonna do?

We have millions of subscribers

watching our livestream every day,

and they're just gonna get color bars

and some weirdo's bad jokes?

Did we hear the same jokes?

'Experi-mints'? You see,

-because scientists do experi-- -We all get it, Aiyon.

Buzzblast does not negotiate

with cyberbullies.

We need to find that cheeseball

and stop them.

Don't worry, Jane.

We'll all make sure Buzzblast has the last laugh.

Let's get you a nice cup of coffee.

-[sighs] -[J-Borg whirrs]

Why is she freakin' out so much?

Someone just h*jacked her entire business

just before Buzzblast hit million subscribers.

And we got our jobs to worry about.

That clown's a menace.

But 'four wheels and flies'.

Like, duh!

A garbage truck doesn't actually fly;

it's just covered in bugs.

-[Amelia sighs] -[chuckles] Genius.

[watch chimes]

-[watch beeps] -Solon. What's up?

[Solon] There's reports of a Sporix beast

heading towards Buzzblast.

[Zayto] Let's go.

[man exclaims, woman screams]

[drone beeps, powers down]

[drone whirrs feebly]

Huh?

Is that some kind of a drone?

[whirring continues]

A clue to finding the hacker!

[gasps]

[people scream, shout]

[Trackenslash] A touch of doom,

a whiff of malevolence.

Void Knight is near!

[Slyther] But no sign of purple armor.

Sniff him out! [sniffs]

[sniffing continues]

[tense music]

[all exclaim] Sniffin' out trouble?

You just found a whole steaming pile of it.

[all] Huh?

-Ugh. -Hmm?

Oh, that came out wrong.

We're not looking for you.

We're tracking Void Knight!

Void Knight? But you work for him.

No! He's a liar and a traitor,

and he never thanked me for giving him that cologne!

-[grunts] -Are these guys for real?

Could be a ruse.

But we can't just let them run around the city.

It's Morphin' time!

[exciting music]

[Rangers] Dino Fury Key,

activate!

Link to Morphin Grid!

Ha!

Huh!

[roaring]

[music continues]

-Dino Fury Power! -[Slyther] If you insist.

[all growl]

[all yell]

-[yelling, grunting] -[Slyther] Block!

Dodge!

Spinny thing!

[Red Ranger] Slashy thing!

[Black Ranger groans]

[Trackenslash yells]

[grunts, groans]

Sprint Key, ready!

[yells]

[grunting]

Hey! Behind you!

[grunts]

-[groans] -Not cool.

Electro Battle Armor!

[yells]

[groans]

You're weak!

Let's see if your friends have any moves.

Smell ya later!

[grunting, yelling]

My blades say hi!

It's 'slice' to meet you!

Get it? [cackles]

-[Mucus] No. -[beeping]

What is it, my Queen?

Have you destroyed the traitorous worm?

Not yet.

We ran into some other worms,

the morphin' kind.

Forget the Rangers!

Focus on Void Knight.

Yes, ma'am!

[yelling, grunting]

[Pink Ranger cries out]

[groans] Buzzblast, us. Everyone's getting hacked!

[Pink Ranger groans] Who's the best?

-This guy! [giggles] -Yeah!

So you admit he's better than you?

-Uh. -Ignore them!

We have a mission,

and we shan't be distracted.

Leaving? Looks like you are the best,

at being a coward!

I'm not a coward!

I'm not!

You'll see!

[roars]

[Rangers grunt]

[Slyther] Enough! They're very impressed,

but we're not here for them!

Void Queen gave very specific instructions.

[Trackenslash, Mucus grumble]

[Rangers grunt, pant]

[Blue Ranger] Something very odd's going on here.

[birds twitter]

How do scientists freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

-[chuckles] -[laughs]

'Experi-mints'!

-It gets me every time. -Seriously,

dude, can we stop with the terrible jokes already?

[mutters] Even our dad's are better.

Well, they cr*ck me up.

Maybe, but it's a waste of time.

Why? I think they're great.

Cos we gotta figure out what those creeps are up to.

Or find a way to get Buzzblast back online.

Hold up. Zoom in.

-Sure. -[whirring]

-[Izzy] There! -[Solon] A fountain?

Yeah. I know that park. I've trained there.

Let's check it out.

[all pant]

It's the same fountain.

Told ya.

I don't see anything suspicious.

It couldn't hurt to take a look around for clues.

-Let's split up. -We can check this way.

[people chatter in background]

[curious music]

Nasty.

You don't work here.

Why're you cleaning up that gross trash?

No one else is here right now, so…

You wanna give me a hand?

Uh, sure.

But do you mind getting the gross stuff,

like that fish?

Huh.

It's not real. It's rubber.

Huh?

Who would own a rubber fish?

-A rubber fisherman? -[laughs]

That's a good one.

Then you wanna hear another joke?

What has four wheels

and flies?

A garbage truck!

[both laugh]

-Where did you hear that one? -Like it?

I made it up.

It's good.

I'm Aiyon, by the way.

Mara.

[unsettling music]

Yes!

So, Mara,

-why did you hack into Buzzblast? -What?!

I-I didn't!

I-I would never.

How did you know?

sh**t, that joke.

Did you recognize it from the livestream?

Hey.

The joke was funny.

Hacking, not so much.

It's just I really want my own show,

but there's no way they'll give me a chance.

I'm too young.

You wanted to get their attention?

Yeah. And Buzzblast will agree to my terms soon.

Then I'll unfreeze the stream.

Until then, too bad.

That gives me an idea.

Uh, what are you doing?!

There. You froze the livestream,

and I froze your bike.

If you want it back, unfreeze the livestream.

Until then, too bad.

Hey! Give it back!

-That's not yours! -No.

It isn't, is it?

And the livestream isn't yours either.

But, hey,

it's never too late to do the right thing.

You've got potential, Mara.

Don't waste it on bad decisions.

OK?

Now, my friends are gonna be wondering where I am…

[chuckles] and why I smell like trash.

[sighs]

[Trackenslash] The scent leads right here!

[Slyther] That must be the purple traitor!

It's so obvious!

[cackles] Think a costume change

-will fool me? -[whimpers]

[grunts] Let's see how tough you are

without the armor!

[groans]

Get outta here! Go!

Ranger Hotline!

There's monsters in Harris Plaza!

Tell Void Queen this was never about hurting ordinary people.

[Slyther] So that's Void Knight casual?

Tacky! [Trackenslash grumbles]

-[all exclaim] -[Mucus]Oh!

Great, our second least favorite people.

Let's blow off some steam!

Hengemen!

[Rangers grunt]

Outnumbered, huh? Must be Tuesday.

[Hengemen grunt]

[Hengemen grunt] [Trackenslash]Get them!

[yells]

[grunting]

[action music]

[grunting, yelling]

Ha! Had enough?

[Red Ranger] Just getting warmed up.

[Green Ranger grunts]

You like call-backs?

-Behind you! -Huh?

[grunting, yelling]

-[Trackenslash] Nice try! -[Rangers pant]

-Huh? -If speed doesn't work,

time to get hype.

Hyper Key, ready!

[zapping]

I still smell fear!

That's all you!

[yelling, grunting]

[grunts, yells]

[groans]

[Black Ranger] Ha!

Slick. Let's go!

[Green Ranger] Flex on him, Amelia!

[Red Ranger] You got this.

OK.

Muscle…

Flex!

[Trackenslash yells, grunts]

[Gold Ranger] Mind if we cut in?

[Rangers grunt, Trackenslash groans]

[yelling, grunting]

-[Gold Ranger] Ouch. -Pro tip, team.

Those blades are sharp.

Though I guess that's the whole point.

[Red Ranger] Ugh.

Smash Dino Key, ready!

[zapping]

Let's dull those blades!

[yells]

[grunting]

[Trackenslash groans, yells]

[grunts]

You're gonna have to hit a lot harder than that!

[yells]

Amazing tech.

This hacker must be one of the world's top scientists!

Excuse me?

-Yes? -We need to talk.

You?!

I don't believe it.

You're just a kid!

A kid who took a lot of online coding classes.

So you made this, huh?

Uh…

no.

Never seen that before.

[beeping]

[blipping, whirring] Drone activated?

What's going on?

[Jane] Do you have any idea

how much you trouble you've caused?

[Mara] A lot?

[chuckles] Close.

A lot a lot.

This place is in chaos!

-What do we do now? -I'm sorry.

I didn't really think about it.

But I can fix it.

Getting the livestream back online is easy.

But your system is still vulnerable,

so I wrote some code to stop anyone breaking in.

OK, hacker.

Get helping.

And, J-Borg, you-- [yelps]

[giggles] Sorry.

I just wanted to try it on.

Big news, the Rangers are fighting in the city,

and they're losing badly.

They might even be destroyed.

[J-Borg] Well, that can't happen.

Who's gonna protect the city?

[roars]

[Rangers yell]

We need to find some way to stop this guy, and quick!

[Black Ranger] Ugh. Void alert.

[tense music]

-What are you up to? -Give him a chance.

He might be on our side.

Well, are you?

Cos it's kinda hard to believe you've changed.

[Void Knight] That Sporix beast's force field

only deflects close-ranged att*cks.

Prove it.

[both grunt, yell]

[Trackenslash yelps, groans]

Here goes.

[roars]

Void Slash!

[yells]

No!

You shattered my blades!

And you're next!

Smash Blast! [grunts]

Ha!

[grunts, groans]

[yells]

[crackling, shattering]

Yes! [electricity crackles]

[grunts]

Hmm.

Got 'em.

[Black Ranger] Keep your distance, Void Knight!

Can't you tell I'm here to help you stop all this?

The Sporix don't matter anymore.

[Blue Ranger] Again, is he for real?

[Red Ranger] After what you've done,

if you really wanna make good,

you to return the Sporix you stole.

-I'll try. -Do that.

Then we'll talk.

[whoosh]

In a bizarre twist of events,

it appears Void Knight, the Power Rangers' nemesis,

came to their aid in battle.

Up next, Guess who's new at the zoo!

Good job getting the livestream back up.

Thanks.

So,

I heard you're a comedian.

Do you want to audition for the next episode

-of Buzzblast Laughs? -Oh really?! I'd love to!

Hey, if you do well,

some day you might get your own Buzzblast show.

Yes! Mara for the win.

Aiyon! Thanks for your help.

Looks like you were right about coming clean.

Hold up.

You're the hacker?

And you changed her tune?

Wow.

But is the world ready

for her cheesy jokes?

Cheesy?

-They're great jokes. -It's OK.

My jokes are cheesy.

But that's why I love them.

Cos they're mine, na…chos!

[chuckling]

Na…chos?

Nachos! Whoa.

That is mega cheesy.

[all chuckle]

Oh, [sighs] I don't know

if we're gonna get to million subscribers today.

Oh! Time for Buzzblast's Coolest Clips?

No need, JB.

Time to show Pine Ridge

what I'm really made of.

[funky dance music plays]

[shoes tap]

[impressed muttering]

[cheering]

[reactions blip]

[Javi] It's working!

Keep going! The viewers love you!

[music continues, shoes tap]

[audience members exclaim]

[Man] Whoa!

[cheering]

-Oh… -Wow.

[woman in audience shrieks]

[Man] Whoo! [reactions blip]

[ding]

We hit million!

We did it! [all cheer]

[cheering, applause]

[Izzy] Whoo-hoo! Get it, Jane! [laughs delightedly]

[Izzy, Amelia laugh]

[cheering continues]

[mouths]

[exciting theme music]
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