29x10 - Losers Weepers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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29x10 - Losers Weepers

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[exciting theme music]

♪ Dino Fury ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪ ♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪ ♪ Evolution revolution ♪

♪ Mighty Rangers rise ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Dino Fury ♪

So, you think you can race, huh?

Show me what you can do.

Ha! What I can do is b*at you.

-[chuckles] -Ready,

Go!

[exciting music]

-[whoops] -[grunts]

Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

Oh!

[both yell excitedly]

How do ya like them apples, Space Knight?

I don't.

[action music]

-Whoo! -Come on!

[pants]

[yells]

Whoa!

-[groans] -Oh no!

Izzy!

-Are you OK? -Ugh, fine.

Why'd you ram me?

I swear it was an accident.

Oh (!)

Oh, man!

[grunts]

My bike!

Look, it wasn't on purpose, OK?

[groans]

Hey, check this out.

It's an old truck.

What's 'Area '?

It was an old m*llitary base near Pine Ridge.

Shut down years ago.

This thing's ancient!

[thud!] Whoa!

[grunts]

Huh.

Must be from the truck.

Well, let's see what we've found.

'We'? [laughs]

We didn't find anything. I found this.

Whatever's inside is all mine, baby!

Wait, seriously?

There's a saying on Earth, "Finders keepers",

"losers w--"

[sighs]

Just some old dog collar.

I wonder if there's anything else.

Hey, hey! Bingo! Ha.

Maybe this one will have a rusty leash to match.

[lock clanks]

[exclaims]

This is gonna buy me snacks for a whole week.

A week? More like a year!

[sing songy] We hit the jackpot!

'We'?

I found it.

So, like you said, finders keepers.

Thank you.

Can't wait to tell the others. [scoffs, sighs]

[energy zaps]

Where'd she throw that pretty necklace?

Aha!

One gal's trash is another gal's treasure!

I feel strange.

Oh! Everything's shrinking!

Oh, wait. I'm massive!

Watch out, Pine Ridge. Here comes mega Mucus!

Whoo-hoo! [birds quack]

Oh, hi, birds.

Get a good look at me, but maybe not so close.

OK, back off. Get out of my face, you vultures!

-[electricity zaps] -[screams]

[liquid sloshes, bubbles]

I guess you really can grow up too fast.

But Void Queen will like this!

And then we can get revenge on those birds. [laughs]

No way! All this money's just been sitting out there

this whole time?!

What are you two going to do with it?

That's the thing. Someone

doesn't want to share it with me.

Uhh, why should I?

You wouldn't share your find with me.

-What find? -A rusty dog collar.

It was a whole thing. Anyway, I wasn't in a sharing mood

cos you cheated in the race.

I didn't cheat! That was an accident!

A lucky one too, since it led me to this.

-You are so selfish! -Ah,

You're the one who said "finders keepers".

It's not my fault you found an old collar.

But you found a case full of cash!

And you're just throwing a tantrum

cos you didn't get what you wanted.

OK, now you're just being a jerk.

Oh, am I? Well, I feel terrible!

I'll just go shopping, maybe even get a frozen yoghurt.

Make myself feel better.

[energy zaps]

I hope he gets brain freeze.

I can't believe her.

Forget the froyo.

[register dings]

[funky music]

Suave!

[register dings]

[register dings]

[register dings]

[chuckles]

[register dings]

[register dings]

Looking good.

I am?

Huh.

[crows squawk]

Why so glum, dear?

Is it because you used to rule the roost

and now you're just a chicken in a cage, powerless to stop me?

[laughs]

Stay safe (!) [cackles]

You two, progress report.

There's still nary a sign of the traitor, Void Knight.

Forget him. Focus on crushing the Rangers.

I've got just the thing for crushing.

A dog collar?

I'm more of a cat person.

No! It makes you super, mega, ultra big!

Really?

Growing giant on command changes everything.

[sing songy] I'm gonna squish the Rangers.

[laughs] You silly little mushroom. No.

Aww.

I have just the beast for the job.

She had a brother.

I forget his name.

[energy rumbles]

[yells triumphantly]

Welcome, Flapnarok.

I am Void Queen, mother of Sporix.

Hi, Mom. I'm ready to serve.

Give Flapnarok the collar.

But it's mine.

-Finders keepers, right? -Wrong!

[shrieks]

Losers weepers! [cackles]

Now go. Reduce the city to rubble!

[cackles evilly]

[Rangers grunt]

-You missed a spot. -Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

Thanks.

[alarm blares]

Everyone, gather round.

There's trouble in the city.

[explosions boom] Whoa, that's one big beast.

Wait, how can it be giant already?

It shouldn't be.

Aiyon, come in.

Aiyon?

-[device rings] -[muffled music plays]

Are you there?

Why wouldn't he answer?

Like I said total jerk.

Izzy.

Not helpful.

We'll have to go on without him.

Come on.

[energy zaps]

Wanna hear a joke?

It'll be quick, like lightning.

Take cover!

-[shrieks] -[power crackles]

[all yell]

[cackles] Plenty more jokes where that one came from!

I'm just getting started!

That's funny, cos I'd say you're about to meet your end.

Yeah. It's morphin' time!

[all] Dino Fury Key,

activate!

Link to Morphin Grid!

[all groan]

[all grunt]

[creatures roar]

[exciting music]

Dino Fury power!

I am funny though, right?

Don't quit your day job.

Huh! Well, then, I'll take my talents elsewhere.

I'm off to eat New York!

Solon, send in the zords!

[zords roar]

Zords combine! [Rangers grunt]

[intense music]

Linked!

Dino Fury Megazord, smash formation!

Ptera Freeze Zord, battle mode!

[grunts]

[heroic music]

[both grunt] Linked!

That terrible lizard's going nowhere.

Gonna chomp that big apple!

No noms for you.

[both grunt]

[both groan]

[thud!]

-[shrieks] -[blows thud]

-[energy crackles] -[Rangers yell]

Hey, team. To make this beast go extinct,

we need to go ultrazord.

-You got it! -[both] Zords Combine!

[all] Ptera Smash Ultrazord!

[all grunt]

[all yell]

-[creature screams] -[Rangers yell]

[roars]

Dino Drill!

[Rangers grunt]

[bang!]

Ow!

Who drills a face?!

Fusion Ultra Punch!

[energy zaps]

How about a shocking twist?!

[expl*si*n booms]

[Rangers scream]

[Rangers grunt, groan]

Shocking doesn't begin to cover it.

Your Ultrazord is in pieces,

and soon you will be too!

I'd, uh, like to avoid that.

You know, [chuckles] if we can.

First comes more lightning,

and then I stomp you into the ground, and then I

[collar fizzes]

Guess this thing's out of energy.

No way! That's the collar I found.

Is that what made you grow giant?

You're clever, but not clever enough.

Hengemen!

[Hengemen grunt]

We gotta get that collar.

You can try, but you'll fail!

-[Rangers grunt] -[blows thud]

[groans, grunts]

[cackles]

[groans, grunts]

Leave it to me!

-[weapons clang] -[cackles evilly]

Nope, never mind.

[boom!]

Team Garcia for the Whoa!

Sorry to love you and leave you, Rangers.

Ah, we were so close!

And our megazords don't stand a chance

if she powers up that collar.

You're right. To b*at her, we'll need something new.

[register dings]

Aiyon!

Oh, hey, Pop-Pop.

Love your jacket. [chuckles] So stylish!

I was young and stylish once,

then I got old…

and distinguished.

But it totally looks good on you.

This?

It's OK, I guess.

You're kidding?!

If I had a jacket like that, I'd be dancing at the disco clubs

every night! [chuckles]

But kids still disco, don't ya?

But you don't seem so…

tiptop.

What's up, kiddo?

Izzy and I got in a bit of a disagreement.

It wasn't pretty.

Ohh.

And, uh, you thought a bit of shopping therapy might help?

You know,

buying new things might make you happy for a moment,

but not for very long.

I know that now.

I can teach you that disco move if, uh, it'll help you

feel any better? Hm?

That's, uh, very kind, but I'm good.

This ought to fit you.

[splutters] What? You just got it!

[chuckles]

Please.

Well,…

OK!

Wow. It's comfy, too.

It's all yours.

Try not to get any paint on it.

Oh, thanks, Aiyon.

Kind of ya.

No, thank you.

I'm already feeling better.

Glad to hear it.

See ya later.

Hey, folks. The disco king is back!

[groans]

[chuckles] He just needs a quick break.

Hey, there.

Do you want this skateboard?

I don't need it.

-Is that OK? -Sure.

What do we say?

Wow, thanks, mister!

Excuse me.

And there they were, helpless, thanks to me

ruining their Ultrazord when suddenly, bam!

That thing ran out of juice.

Mucus, charge the collar up.

Now!

But why doesn't she have to do it?

Good point. Bye.

[cackles]

By my calculations, there is an Ultrazord formation

that could rival a giant Flapnarok,

but you're not gonna like it.

-The Primal Ultrazord? -Yes.

We can't.

Clue us in here.

What's wrong?

It combines the TRex, Mosa, and Ptera Zords,

but all that power is unstable.

My team risked everything when we tried it,

and it didn't end well.

[all] Primal Extreme Blast!

[power zaps]

Zayto, it's too powerful!

The Ultrazord's gonna blow! [alarm blares]

Eject! Eject!

[explosions crash]

Aiyon and I barely survived.

If it's the only thing that'll b*at Flapnarok,

do we have a choice?

Love you, bro, but I also love not blowing up.

So let's not blow up.

Let's put our heads together

and see if we can stabilize the formation.

I'm sure after millions of years,

you've learned a few new tricks.

Hmm. Maybe we can retune some of the TRex Zord's

plasma conduits and transfer coolant…

From the Ptera Zord. Now we're talkin'!

OK. Let's do it.

Time to get to work.

Oh, I'm gonna need to scan the Mosa Dino Key.

Which Aiyon has.

Aiyon, you there?

Aiyon, hello?

Don't worry, team. I'll fix this.

I'll find him and get the key.

[low chatter]

Excuse me. Sorry.

[sighs]

[groans]

Pop-Pop?

Hey there, Izzy.

[laughs] Nice jacket.

Aiyon gave it to me. [chuckles]

-Aiyon? -Gave away a lot of stuff.

Look! Baseball gear,

snazzy sneakers,

-even a tablet. -Yeah.

All these smiles because of Aiyon.

Wow.

Oh, there he is; still at it.

-Oh, what a guy! -Thanks, Pop Pop.

-Aiyon. -Hey, Izzy.

You haven't been answering our calls.

Oh no!

I took my comm off.

sh**t!

-I'm sorry, I didn't-- -It's OK.

we've got bigger problems. Come on. I'll fill you in.

[dramatic music]

Heard you need this.

Sure do.

I'll scan it right away.

Sorry I wasn't there to help.

[alarm blares]

Uh-oh. The Sporix Beast is back.

Guess her collar recharged.

[beast shrieks]

So that's what we're up against.

[machine beeps] It's done.

You should be able to safely form the Primal Ultrazord now.

Let's hope it's enough.

Come on.

[all] Link to Morphin Grid!

That beast has lightning.

Solon, bring the thunder.

Deploying T-Rex, Ptera Freeze, and Mosa Razor zords.

[zords roar]

[action music]

[machinery clanks, hisses]

[all grunt] Linked!

Ha!

Primal Ultrazord!

[zords roar]

-The formation is stable. -[squeals]

Let's go!

[dramatic music]

[growls]

[all groan]

There's something I've been wanting to try

for million years.

[all grunt]

[energy zooms]

[Rangers grunt]

-No! -Swing a dragon?!

I love this for us!

[wails]

[explosions crash]

[screams]

[wails]

[all grunt]

[energy crackles]

[screams]

Nice try, but I've got gills.

[grunts]

Ow, my gills!

-[all] Primal Triple Beam! -[grunt]

[shrieks]

Where am I?

Megafury saber!

[grunts]

-[all] Primal Ultrazord. -[grunts]

[yells] I'm getting motion sick!

[all] Primal Ultra Blast!

-[power zooms] -[shrieks]

[bang!]

[electricity crackles]

[all] Dino Fury victory!

[all cheer]

Talk about a moon landing. [laughs]

Solon's programming tweaks worked perfectly.

That Ultrazord was incredible.

It was nothing.

Oh, who am I kidding? It was everything!

[all laugh]

Hey, guys.

I'm sorry I missed your calls.

I got a bit distracted.

I shouldn't have said those things to you.

And it wasn't fair for me to keep the money for myself.

It's OK.

I shouldn't have said what I said either.

I was the one being a jerk.

Hmm.

BRB.

Aiyon, uh, since you're giving things away,

my microscope broke, and…

Sorry, Ollie. There's no money left.

"All gonesie", as we say on Rafkon.

There is one thing, though.

I just wanna say I'm wheelie sorry.

Oh, is that for me?!

You need a new one…

if you wanna race me again!

[groans, chuckles]

Yes! Bring it on, dude!

[sighs happily]

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

[theme music plays]
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