01x01 - Bicycle/Gymnastics/Camping

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]


-[exclamations]
-[grunting]


-Yah!
-Too
-doo!


-[grunting]
-Wah!


-Eee! Whoa!
-Wah!


-Ah!
-Wah.


-[grunting]
-[frustrated meeps]


-Ah!
-[exclamations]


-Ah! Me no… Ow.
-[giggling]

[grumbling]

Meep map mo mo. Mama mo me mema.

[communication continues]


-Oh. Baba boom.
-[smacking sound]

Bebebe boom.

Bep, bep, bep
-bep.

[sighs]


-[loud metallic gong]
-[excited chatter]

[screaming]

Boo ba boo ba boo.

Oh!


-[excited chatter]
-Huh? Ah!


-[panting]
-Mee mo pee mama. Momo popo.


-Huh?
-Bee bee ba bop.


-[babbling]
-[groaning]

Huh. [muttering]

[grunting with effort]


-[babbling]
-[grunting]

[beeping]


-Oh.
-[babbling]


-Yum.
-Ba de baba. Wa
-wamp.


-[chattering]
-[babbling excitedly]

[Ixbee] Ma ba,ba.

Hmm? Hmm.

[intrigued muttering] Hmm.

Ah! Mee mama. [grunting]

[panting]


-[contented sigh]
-[snoring]


-[sawing]
-Huh? Hey, hey!


-[grumbles]
-[excited chatter]

[panting]

[confused muttering] Hmm.

Mm
-hmm? Oh.

Oh! Mee
-mo.

[groaning]

Ugh.

[grunting]

[intrigued babbling]

Uh... do!

Ah. Ah!

[babbling curiously]


-Ma dee da bop bop.
-[mutters]

[beeping]

[excited chatter]

Eee. Okay. [mutters]

Oh. [grunting]

[babbles encouragingly]


-Oh, oh, oh. Ah!
-[crashing]


-[groaning]
-Oh.

[grumbles]

[gasping] [high
-pitched babbling]

Oh! Oh. Hey!

[excited chatter]


-[Ixbee screaming]
-[crashing]

[muttering]

[excited babble]


-[screaming]
-[crashing]


-[screaming]
-[crashing]

[sighing and muttering]

[beeping]


-Mm.
-[ordering]

[babbles]

Ha
-ha, na, na!

Meep, moop, map!

[panicked babbling]

[exclamations]

Ah!

[jittering exclamations] [screaming]

[groaning]


-[mutters]
-Uh.

[beeping]

Ma. Hmm...

[babbles]


-Bee
-bep.
-[grumbles]

[excited chatter]

[sizzling]

Hey! Na, na!

[babbles]

[excited chatter and cheering]

Wooba. Oh.


-Huh?
-[worried babbling]

[shouting]


-[mutters]
-Ah!

[worried chatter]

[exclaiming]


-[panting]
-[babbling]

[shouting]

[panting and grunting]


-Meema mama.
-[excited babbling]

[encouraging chatter]

[babble]

Ah. Mama meema.

Mo! Mo! Mo!

[excited chatter]

[Ixbee] Mo! Mo! Mo!

Uh... Meep map meep!


-[screaming]
-[crashing]


-Mm
-huh?
-[groaning]

[exclaiming]


-Meep?
-[groaning]


-[mutters]
-Huh?


-Padup!
-Oh.


-[grunting]
-[rattling]

Ah. Mama? Ma mee mo.

Da ba dee bam.

Hmm.

[intrigued muttering]

[exclaiming]

Padah!

Mm... hmm!

Ah na da!


-[all] Hey!
-Momeek no!

[mutters]


-[beeping]
-Huh?

[excited chatter]

[panting] Meema! Ah. Oh.

Map, mep!


-[babbles]
-Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!

Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!


-Mo! Mo!
-[grunts]


-[Ixbee] Mo! Mo! Mo!
-[clanking]

[shouting]

[worried babbling]

[grunting and babbling]

[squeaking]


-[Meep babbling]
-[sighs]


-[Ixbee shouting]
-[babbling]

[Ixbee] Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!


-[shouting]
-[clanking]

[grunts] Ow.

[metal clanking]


-[exclaiming]
-[shouting]

[rapid babbling]

[shouting]


-Hey!
-[excited babbling]


-[shouting]
-[babbling continues]

[cheering]


-[screaming]
-[splat]

[English voiceover] Greetings, residents of the nebula.

In tonight's report, from a location on Earth known as France,

we investigate the bizarre human moving device called the bicycle.

While many humans use them for recreation and sometimes in events known as races,

we have learned one important thing: they're terrifying!

From their questionable construction to their unpredictable movements,

they should be treated with caution.

In fact, some of Earth's inhabitants feel they must protect themselves from bicycles

by laying clever traps!

I'm Ixbee, reporting from the wheeliest planet in the galaxy: Earth.

[electronic communication in alien language]

[grumbles]

[all] Oh. Oh!


-Wow.
-Oh.


-Hey.
-Oh, wow.

[all] Wow. Wow.

Wow.

[shouting]


-Oh!
-[intones angrily]


-[babbles excitedly]
-Wa?


-Huh?
-Webo! Oh!


-[excited chatter]
-[screaming]

[babbles]

[exclamations]

[all] Whoa!

Whoa!

[exclamations]

[screaming]


-[exclamations]
-[grunting]


-Gah! Uh!
-[screaming]


-Ah!
-Ta
-dah!

[grumbles angrily]


-Ah. Ah.
-Ah?

Oh! Meemo weeva!


-Ah.
-[mutters]

[chattering]


-[eerie music]
-[exclamations]

[dramatic music]

[exclaiming]


-[gasping]
-[screaming]

[shouting]

Oh...

[intrigued muttering]

[beeping]


-Ah, mee ma.
-[babbles]

Ma, ma, ha ma, ma.

[excited babbling]


-Huh?
-Okay. Oh
-ho.

[shouting]

[exclaiming]

Ah! Padah!

[excited chatter]

Ho
-ho
-ho! Madneep.

Um. [grunts]

Uh
-uh...


-Ah, ye.
-[bones cracking]


-[grumbles]
-[babbles encouragingly]

[crying out]

[screaming]


-[groaning]
-Oh.


-Ooh ba deh,
-[exclaiming]

Ah mama! Mamamee. Mamen.

[panting]

[determined babbling]

[shouting]


-Mee mee ma?
-[dramatic music]

Huh? [exclaiming]

[screaming]


-Oh...
-[Ixbee screaming in the distance]

[snoring]

[Ixbee screaming]

Ah! [groaning]


-[exclaiming and groaning]
-[snoring]

Ah. Me.

[meeps]

[exclamations]

Oh...

[meeps]

Ooh. Ah...

[anxious moans]

[screaming]


-Ah!
-[dramatic music]


-[grunting]
-[muttering]

[beeping]

Ah! [meeps]


-[grunting and moaning]
-[worried grumbling]

[exclamations]

[excited babbling]

Ta
-dah!

Oh.

Ah!

[excited meeps]

[eerie music]


-[grunting]
-[soft exclamations]

[babbling]

[grumbles]

Mee mop! Wah.

[exclamations]

Hmm. Whoa! Oh! Ah!

[crying out]

[strained babbling]

[metallic squeaking]


-Huh.
-[exclamations]


-[Ixbee groaning]
-[exclaiming]

[all] Wo! Wah!


-[exclamations]
-[worried babbling]

[exclamations]

[rapid babbling]


-[screaming]
-[grunting]


-Whoa!
-[grunting]

Ah. [sniffing]


-[buzzing]
-[disgusted moans]


-[buzzing]
-Hey!

[muttering] Oh!

[laughing] Huh?


-[buzzing]
-Hey! Ba ba!


-[buzzing continues]
-Uh. Hey! Oh! Uh...

[exclaiming]

[exclaiming]

[babbling in awe]

[exclaiming]

[impressed muttering]

[screaming]

[shouting]

[excited chatter]

[panting] Hey!

[worried mumbling]

Mama.

[muttering]


-Aha!
-Onu ma ma!

[shouting]

[excited chatter]

Ooh.

[grunting]

[meeps]

[excited meep]

[grunting] Ah!

Hey
-ho!

[worried babbling]

[exclaiming]


-Hey mama! Whoo
-hoo
-hoo
-hoo!
-[exclamations]

[screaming]

Ah! Mee ma fana!


-[cheering]
-[excited chatter]


-Oh?
-[squeaking]

[screaming]

[exclaiming]

[impressed babbling]

[muffled exclamations]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the multiverse.

Humans created machines to improve their quality of life,

but what happens when these machines take on a mind of their own?

In preparation for such dangerous times,

humans have constructed elaborate training grounds,

known as gymnasiums,

so they'll be fit to escape such scenarios

or to "gymnastic" away from the attacking machines.

After putting on their protective suits,

they proceed to spin, flip, and split their way to a speedy escape.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet of first defence

against the robotic uprising: Earth.

[electronic communication in alien language]

[communication continues]


-Uh
-huh.
-Wah!

[laughing]


-Aw! Aw!
-Mwah.

[intones angrily]

Meep mop, ma ma ma.

[babbling]


-[inhaling deeply]
-[happy babbling]

[babbling]

[groaning]


-Meep mop, ba ba!
-Ah!


-[grunting]
-Oh! Gah.

[grumbling]

[muttering]

Ba map, mee mee map.

[intrigued meeps]


-Me mep, ma ma ma.
-Ah.

[babbles] [exclaiming]


-Ba, ba!
-Moma.

Ah!

Ma. Eh! Ma.

Huh? Mawah. Huh?


-Memah?
-[laughing]

Mee mo mema...

Hmm. Hmm! Hmm?

[grunting]

[shouting] Oh?

[embarrassed babbling]

[sighing]

[moans]

[grunting angrily]

Meep meep meep meep.


-Mwah?
-[babbling]


-Uh...
-[groaning]

[sigh of relief]

[beeping]

[humming]

[straining and muttering]

Ah.


-[twanging]
-Hmm.

Uh... [grunting]

Ah. Hmm. Hmm.

[groaning]

[exclaiming] Hmm.


-Hmm.
-Ah!

Meep moo mah.


-Meh meh meh
-
-
-[exclaiming]

Mee ma meh mee.

Mee mo meh meh.

Ba, ba! Ah!

[groaning]

[snoring]

[babbling]

[muttering]

Huh? Wa, wa!


-[snoring]
-[humming]


-[straining]
-Huh? Hey.

[shouting]

[screaming]

Meh?

Hmm.

Oh
-oh.

[screaming]

[exclaiming]


-[screaming in the distance]
-Meh. Mee mop, meemoma.


-Ah.
-Mee mop mee.

Uh
-huh. Ba, ba?

Uh... [babbling]


-Uh. Ah!
-[screams approaching]


-[grunting]
-Ow.


-Mee mee me?
-[groaning]


-Mee me mah.
-Ah!

[babbling]

[annoyed babbling]

[groaning]


-Ma mee mamamo.
-[rapid rubbing]

Ah!

[tired babbling]


-[beeping]
-Oh.

Ah.


-Oh...
-[muttering]


-[sighing]
-Ah...


-[rumbling]
-Hmm? Uh! Oh.


-Ah.
-Meep! Meema.

Mm.

[sniffing]

[farting]

[laughter]

[muttering]

Hmm! Ah!

[gulps]


-[farting]
-[laughter]

[excited chatter]

Whoa...


-[rumbling]
-Oh. Eh...


-[loud rumbling]
-Oh.


-[worried mutters]
-[rumbling]


-[rumbling stops]
-[sighing]


-[rumbling]
-Oh!

[loud, extended farting]

[wolf howling]

[shouting]


-[snoring and mumbling]
-[high
-pitched buzzing]

Hmm? [grumbling]

[grumbling]

Hmm... Mweh...


-[exclaiming]
-Hee
-hee.


-Huh?
-[yawning]


-[high
-pitched buzzing]
-Wah...

[farting and groaning] Ah!


-[both] Huh?
-[excited chatter]

[insect buzzing]

[babbling]

[excited chatter]


-[shouting]
-[farting]


-[exclaiming]
-[farting]

[pleased babbling]

Huh?

Ah
-ha!

[laughing]


-[both sighing]
-Hey.

[mutters soflty]

[farting]

[groaning]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos.

Earth offers no shortage of places for humans to enjoy their leisure time,

which makes it strange that many of them partake in the ritual of camping,

leaving behind the comfort of their homes to sleep on the ground,

or in highly elastic hanging pods.

But even more shocking is the dangerous predator called the mosquito.

Luckily, humans have developed a w*apon

powerful enough to defeat these tiny beasts.

They call them beans. They may just save your life.

This is Ixbee, reporting to you from the strangest planet in the universe:

Earth.