01x04 - BBQ/Office/Halloween

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[all] Whoa.

[all] Ooh.

[all] Ah.

[brakes screech]

[all] Oh... huh?

Hmm?

[puzzled muttering]

[beeping]

Mm, mope.

Mm... Mope.

Map! Hmm.

[consulting meeps]

Oh!

[excited babbling]

[clanking]

[muttering excitedly]

Hmm, hmm.

Ha, mee mee meep!

[disappointed grunts]


-[muttering]
-[excited meeps]

Mee mee meep!

Hmm.

[babbles angrily]

[grumbles]

[babbles encouragingly]

[intrigued gasps]

Mee
-mee.

Ah.

[all] Mm?

Hmm.

Mee mee
-mee mee mee.

[birds chirping]


-Hmm.
-Ah.

[frustrated meeps]

[barbecue ignites]


-Oh!
-Hmm?

Mee mee meep!


-[fire roars]
-[gasps]


-[babbles in disbelief]
-[grumbles grouchily]

[whines cheerlessly]

[sighs]

[barbecue sizzles]

[sniffs] Mm?

Mm.

[gasps loudly]

[shrill screaming]

Ah! [meeps frantically]

[blows]

[all] Oh...


-[mutters]
-Mee mee mee.

[grunting with effort]

Ha
-ha!

[grunting continues]


-Whoa.
-Meeeee.

[distraught babbling]

Ah...

[grunts]

[yells]

[calls for help]

[grumbles]

[meeps anxiously]


-Heh.
-[orders angrily]

[whimpers nervously]

[sighs with relief]

Ah! [prolonged screaming]

[babbling]

[screaming continues]

[thuds]

[muttering]

Mee
-meeem!


-[meeps rhythmically]
-[grumbles angrily]

[exclaims]


-Oh?
-[barbecue sizzles]


-[meeps uneasily]
-Oh...

[shrill screaming]

[meeps sympathetically]

[exclaims]

[breathes shakily]

[meeps anxiously]

[reassuring babbling]

Map. Meep. Moop.

Mep.

[mutters affirmatively]

[gulps nervously]


-Map...
-Doh!

Whoa!

[screams playfully]

[groans]

Ah!

[screams]

[mustard squirts]

[screams] Ow!

[panting] Yeah!

Ah!

Uh!

Mee mee meep!

[grunting]

[gasps sharply]

[gasps in horror]

Mee moop.

[shakily] Um... Meep moop.

[both] Ah!

[Ixbee shouts frantically]

[both] Ah!

[muffled screaming]

[grunting with effort]

[catches breath]

Ha
-ha!

[mutters]

Mee meep moop!

Whoa!

Mee mope map!

[alarmed shouts]

[calls down]

[babbling]

Oof...

[chomping]

[both] Ah!

[sad babbling]

Ah!

[muttering]

[screams wildly]

Wah...


-[hawk screeches]
-[irritated yelling]

[groaning]


-[whimpers mournfully]
-[mutters sympathetically]

[whines inconsolably]


-[sausage squirts]
-Ah!

[babbles anxiously]


-[mutters]
-[screams]

[ceremonial burial music]

[all] Mee mo.


-[footsteps]
-Ah!

[frenzied shrieking]

[ferocious squirting]

[wails]

[metallic sawing]

Ah!

[retching]

[chomping]

Hmm... Aye!

[babbling]

[panting]

[grumbles]

Mee mee meep?

Hmm.

Mee mee mee... Ooh.


-Huh?
-Ah...

[grumbles tiredly]

[gulps loudly]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life from across the cosmos.

First, a warning!

Some viewers may find the following images disturbing. I know I did!

If you're planning a trip to Earth, whatever you do,

steer clear of the planet's scariest recreational area.

A place humans call The Park.

The inhabitants of Earth gather in so
-called parks

to feast on thousands of unsuspecting intergalactic visitors.

Land in a park and you risk being cooked alive in your own spaceship.

You have been warned!

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet where aliens are always welcome for lunch:

Earth.

[muttering]

[Ixbee] Mee moo mam moo...


-Ooh.
-Mm.

[all] Whoa.

[meeps excitedly]

[startled gasps]

[babbles]

[elevator dings]

[fascinated gasping]

[mutters suggestively]

[meeps uneasily]

[sighs sadly]

[grumbles encouragingly]

[panicked meeps]

Bah.

[elevator dings]

[inhales sharply]

[mutters worriedly]

[whimpers softly]

[babbles happily]

[meeps fearfully]

[exclaims]

[mutters]

[cheerlessly] Meep mee mo.

[both] Whoa!


-[cracking]
-[loud thud]

Whoa!

[distressed yelps]

[elevator dings]

[relieved muttering]

[joyous babbling]

Oooh.

Eh...

[grunting with effort]

Ah, doy!

[grumbles]

[dinging]

[babbles cheerfully]

[screams fearfully]

[muffled hollering]

[screaming continues]

[elevator dings]

[sighs of relief]

[all] Whoa!

[intense screaming]

[heavy thuds]

[screaming continues]

[elevator dings]

[moaning]


-[mutters]
-Ooh.

[chiming]

[all] Mee moo!

[chiming]

[hesitantly] Mee moo...

[chiming]

[all] Mee moo...

[chiming]

[sighing] Mee moo.

[chiming]

Mee moo... Ah!

[all] Ooh!

[fascinated mutters]

Hmm.


-Ah...
-Ooh.

Hmm.

Hmm. [mutters]


-[water bubbles popping]
-[relaxed] Mah...


-[fl*sh snaps]
-Mow!


-[scanning]
-[sounds of struggling]

[sighs softly]


-[muffled yelling]
-Ah?

[gasps loudly]

[alarmed babbling]

[yells]

[shredding]

[both] Oh!

[flustered babbling]

[devastated howl]

[whimpers]

[sobs hysterically]

[mutters]

[Ixbee babbles disbelievingly]

[laughs] Whew!


-[mutters]
-[shredding]

[grunting with effort]

[traumatized muttering]

[mutters]

[babbles joyfully]

Wah!

Wah...! [prolonged screaming]


-[screeching noise]
-[groans]

Hmm?

[soothing music]

[melodic tone]

Hmm?

[gurgling]

[melodic tone]

[pants]

[air blowing]

[laughs playfully]

[blowing ceases]


-Whoa!
-[splash]

[melodic tones]

[mutters]

Mee moo map!

Mee moo map!

[grumbles]

[cheerful babbling]

[exclaims]

[fascinated gasping]

Uh... Ha
-ha!

[muttering]

Mee mee mee!

Mm... [mutters doubtfully]

Ah!

[babbles]

[air blowing]

[gleeful screaming]

[English voiceover] Greetings, creatures across the cosmos.

Of every place on Earth the humans can be,

the place they can't wait to be is the office.

But don't let these seemingly drab structures fool you.

Offices are actually indoor amusement parks,

with exciting rides, unusual animals, non
-stop displays of illusion

and games to play around tiny indoor pools!

Being in an office is so much fun that, day after day,

humans cram into primitive transport systems to get back to them.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet of
-to
- fun: Earth.


-Ah.
-Mee
-moo.

[grunting]

[consecutive thuds]

Hmm. [babbles curiously]

[grumbles]

[children laughing]

[muttering]

[clears throat]

[meeps]

[gasps sharply]


-[confused muttering]
-[children talking]

[panicked babbling]

[all] Uh, uh...

[whispers]


-[grunts]
-[smack]


-Ooh.
-Ah!

Meep mo mah...

Meep mo mah!

[ecstatic babbling]

[mutters contently]

Hey!

[all] Ooh. Ah.


-[mutters grumpily]
-[intrigued babbling]

[whimpers]

Hmm?

[babbles cheerfully]

[grumbles]

[exclaims joyfully]

[mutters]

[popping]

[both] Ah!


-Whoa!
-Mee mee mo!

Ah!

Oh... Oh!

[orders urgently]

[babbles anxiously]

Ah... Whoa!

[frightened muttering]

[perturbed babbling]

[babbling escalates]

Ooh!... Ooh!

[screaming]


-[panting]
-Whew...

[babbles uncertainly]

[mutters suggestively]

[whimpers nervously]

Map.

[whimpers]

[babbles inquiringly]

[ghost screams]

[whimpers]

[encouraging mutters]

[babbles]

[ghost screams]

[whines]

Hmm... Ah!

[yells]

[ghost screams]

[yelling] Mee moo moo map?

[ghost screams]

[conversation continues]

[zapping, crackling]

[glitching screams]

[repetitively] Ah, ah!

[panicked screaming]

[mutters]

Mm... map, meem?

[mutters uncertainly]

[babbles]

[mutters persistently]

Hmm. Mee mo ma!

[muffled screams]


-[babbling]
-[muffled screams]

[terrified roar]

Ah, ha!

[grunts]

[door decoration cackles]

[interested babbling]


-Mah.
-Ah!

[knocking]

Mah!

[grunting with effort]

[meeps]

Wah!

[forceful groans]

[knocking]


-Oh.
-[babbles]

[all] Hmm...

[interested muttering]

[sniffs]

[gulps]

[chewing]

Mm...

Whoa, ha, ooh!

[gobbling loudly]

[mutters excitedly]

Mee mee mo.

[dog panting]


-[inquiring babbles]
-[snarling]

[grumbles]


-[barking]
-[all] Ah!

[growling]

[babbles suggestively]

[whimpers shakily]

[snarling continues]

[Ixbee] Mee moo ma?

[Ixbee] Mee moo maa?


-[ferocious snarling]
-[Ixbee screams]

Mee ma maaa!

[gleeful muttering]

[noisy gobbling]

[gulps]

[shouts]

[babbles approvingly]

[chomping]

[moaning]

[gurgling]

Ooh
-hoo.

[mutters]


-[gurgling]
-[Ixbee] Oh.

[belching]


-Oh?
-Oh.

[farting]

[belching]

[belching and farting continues]

[farting and belching continues]


-[all] Ooh.
-[gurgling]

[vomiting]

[retching]

[hurling]

[muffled muttering]

[puking]

[woman screams]

[moaning]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers.

Normally we visitors to Earth must hide to avoid being spotted.

But that all changes on what humans call Alien Night.

[gags] A night when we're invited to Earth

to take part in a special festival honoring aliens.

The humans celebrate by offering their intergalactic visitors

a delicious substance known as candy.

So... much... delicious... candy!

This is Ixbee, oh, reporting from the planet of so much sugar!

Earth!

[retches]