01x06 - Arcade/Dumplings/Presents

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[astounded babbling]

[clanging]


-[babbling cheerfully]
-[muttering]


-Mee ma.
-Oh.

[all] Oh!

[intrigued babbling]

[decisive babbling]


-[digital sh**ting]
-[struggling grunts]

[alarmed gasps]

[zapping]

[exploding]

[yelling frantically]


-[zapping]
-[panicked muttering]

[pleading desperately]

[zapping]

[rambling hystericaly]

[exploding]


-Uh!
-Ah!

[cheering]

[muttering]

Huh? No no no.

[struggling grunts]


-[cautious muttering]
-Huh?

[contemplative babbling]

[worried babbling]


-[babbling casually]
-[Ixbee continues struggling]

Ah
-ha!

[Ixbee whimpering feebly]


-Mm...
-[babbling]

[whining]

[dissatisfied muttering]

[Ixbee shouting desperately]

[grumbling]

[trembling]

[arguing]

[arguing and pleading continues]

[reconciling]

Ah!

[triumphant music]

[ringing]

[muffled babbling]

[intrigued muttering]


-Mee mo mah.
-Ah?

[soft swooshing]


-[Pixbee] Oh.
-[buzzer blaring]

[both delighted] Ah!

[babbling approvingly]


-[rattling]
-[Ixbee exclaiming]


-[grunting]
-[clacking]

[sliding]


-Wah!
-Ooh.

[buzzer blaring]

Oh! [worried babbling]

[shouting nervously]


-[Pixbee squealing cheerfully]
-[whispering anxiously]

[babbling echoing]

[concerned babbling]

Ah! [exclaiming gleefully]

[relieved babbling]

[muttering]

[cheerfully] Balop!

Hey!

[struggling grunts]

[sighing]


-[gasps]
-[captivated babbling]

[frustrated muttering]

Oh.

Ah
-ha!

[exclaiming gleefully]

[struggling grunts]

[grunting continues]

[agitated yelling]

[Pixbee] Huh?

[contemplative chatter]

[grumbling]

[ordering]

[pacified babbling]

[Pixbee humming]


-[thunk]
-Ah
-ha!

[exultant squeal]


-[irritated shouting]
-[babbling gently]

[banging]

Wah!

[thump]


-Wah?
-[moaning]

Oh?

Mah! [babbling curiously]

[keys jingling]

[panicked stammering]

[intrigued muttering]

[Squee babbling worriedly]


-[satisfied babbling]
-Ah
-ha!

[Squee] Uh?

Ah! [frantic babbling]

[approaching footsteps]

[intrigued muttering]

[noisy licking]

Blech.

[shouting]

[dinging]

Ah.

[humming casually] Oh!


-[disoriented babbling]
-[dinging]


-[dinging]
-[Pixbee cheering]

[stammering nervously]

[relieved sigh]

[babbling curiously]

Hmm.


-[Pixbee] Oh...
-[Ixbee] Ooh!

[babbling eagerly]

[whirring]

[playful hollering]

[boastfully] Meep mo mah.

[Ixbee] Mip mip mip mip.

[disappointed whine]


-[blows raspberry]
-[dinging]

Ah!


-Hey!
-Ooh.


-[rambling energetically]
-[dinging]

[babbling gleefully]

[panting]

[sighing]

Oh!

[both] Ooh!

[calling]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[puzzled babbling]

Wah!

[whimpering]

Ah!

[Pixbee exclaiming gleefully]

[energetically] Wah! Blah! Wo!


-[Pixbee screaming wildly]
-[moaning]

[struggling grunts]


-Ah?
-[babbling happily]

[babbling worriedly]

Oh!

[whimpering]

[struggling grunts]

[worried shouts]

[panting]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the galaxy.

Tonight's report: The arcade, a bizarre training area

that prepares humans to defend themselves against alien contact.

We uncovered terrifying simulation programs teaching humans

how to destroy the ships of aliens

who are merely extending the hand of galactic friendship.

Inside, alien visitors must participate in a series of grueling tests

to regain their freedom.

It's all an elaborate way for humans to accumulate

a valuable currency they call "tickets."

This is Ixbee,

reporting from the most worried planet in the galaxy: Earth.

[muffled chatter]

[tires screeching]

[hollering gleefully]

[aliens] Oh!

[burbling]


-[Pixbee] Mep mo!
-[Squee] Memop.

[hesitantly] Mee. Mah.


-Hmm.
-Ah.

[all] Oh!

[sophisticated babbling]

Hmm. Ah...

[gasping]

[intrigued muttering]

Mm...

Oh!

Ha
-ha
-ha!


-[light singing]
-[slow tapping]

Ha
-ha!

[rattling]

[rapid drumbeats]

[wondrous gaping]

[mumbling]

[Pixbee] Ah...

Zigga!

[melodic chanting]

[babbling]

Ooh!

[cracking]

[all] Hmm...


-Oh.
-Ooh?

[gasping]

Oh.

[all] Oh...

[chuckling]

[whining]

[snickers squeakily]


-[Ixbee whimpering]
-[Squee grumbling]

[muttering]

Ah...

[sizzling] Ah! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Gah! Gah! Gah!

[giggling]

[triumphant cheering]

[blows raspberry]

[munching]

Mm!

[belching]

[babbling eagerly]

[diabolical laugh] Ah!


-[amazed muttering]
-Oh?

[cheering happily]

[moaning]


-[burping]
-[complaining]

[frustrated babbling]

[dejected muttering]

[clacking]

Ah!


-[Pixbee] Aw...
-[Ixbee exclaiming]

Aw...

[clacking]


-[slapping]
-[grunting]

[slapping continues]

[fierce growling]

[growling]

Ah!


-[punching]
-[shouting]

[moaning]

[both] Mm?

Mee mo mah!

[shouting]

[knocking]

[disgusted muttering]

[electromagnetic plinking]


-[beeping]
-[babbling gleefully]

[repulsed groans]

Hey ya!

Hey...

Ya!

[sloshing]

[babbling cheerfully]


-[piteous muttering, grumbling]
-Mee mee mee!

[subtle crackling]

[both] Hmm.

Mee mee mee?

Ma meh?

[subtle crackling]

[content babbling]

[mumbling curiously]

Wah...

Oh.

[exclaiming happily]

[trickling]

[sighing]

[slurping]

[both exhaling loudly]

[satisfied babbling]

[trickling]

[noisy slurping]

Mm....

[Pixbee] Oh.

Um?

[squirting]

[slurping]

[gurgling]

Oop. [rumbling]


-[blasting]
-[Pixbee laughing hysterically]


-Ah.
-Ah.

[babbling]

[prolonged scream]

[thud]

[giggling]

[babbling excitedly]

[slurping]

[concerned babbling]

[blasting]

[ecstatic laugh]

[Pixbee] Yow! Zigga
-ha!

Yeeaow!

Eh?

[inquisitive babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[babbling cheerfully]

Ha?

Mm...

[confused muttering]

[squeaking]

[demonstrative babbling]


-[high
-pitched squeak]
-Ta
-dah!


-[both] Ah!
-[metal clattering]

[babbling joyfully]


-Hey!
-[muttering]

[Pixbee] Oh...

[chuckling gleefully]

[gasping]

[startled shouts]


-[all] Aw!
-[slapping]

[mumbling casually]

[confused babbling]

[cracking]

[annoyed moans]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the star systems!

If you're from an all
-water planet keen to visit Earth

and you worry you won't be welcome, think again!

On Earth, you'll find eateries where sea creatures

are not only welcomed as customers, they get VIP treatment!

While waiting for a table, diners from the deep get to relax

in their own private pool with prime views and soothing mood music.

Or if they fancy some high
-speed fun, enjoy an amusement ride
-

before they get served.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet that's fishy in the best possible ways:

Earth.

[electronic communication in alien language]


-Mm.
-Mm
-hmm.

[demonstrative grumbling]

[Pixbee] Oh!

Mee mee mee!

Mo ma mah!

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Aw.

Meh ma map.

[hoarse grumbling]


-[yelling]
-[static]

[babbling excitedly]

[beeping]

Hmm.

Mm...

Ah!

[excited babbling]


-Mm... Momay.
-Uh...

Eh...

Ah! [inspired babbling]

[Squee] Mm...

[satisfied babbling]


-Eh.
-Oh?

[Pixbee] Hee hee.


-[exclaims excitedly]
-[screaming]


-[babbling cautiously]
-[Ixbee and Squee] Whoa!

[metallic scraping]


-[thudding]
-[grunting]


-[thudding]
-[groaning]

[muttering]

Mee meep.

[beeping]

[muttering]


-Meep mop mop mo.
-Mam mam.

[beeping]

[muttering curiously]

[babbling]

[muttering inquisitively]

[cheering]

[mumbling pensively]

Hmm.

[Ixbee sighs contentedly]

[delighted babbling]

[birds chirping]


-[content babbling]
-[muttering]

[plummeting scream]

[sloshing]

Wuh.

Eeh.

Ah!


-[thunk]
-Hmm.

Mah!

[birds chirping]

Hmm.

Blah! [blows raspberry]

[blabbering]

[exclaims excitedly]


-[happy giggling]
-[frenzied buzzing]

Huh?

Muh?


-[amplified buzzing]
-Oh!

Uh...

[exclaims enthusiastically]

[soft mumbling]

[frenzied buzzing]


-[squealing excitedly]
-Oh!


-[enthusiastic babbling]
-[agitated buzzing]

Eh!

Mee ma mee.


-[yelps echoing]
-Uh?

[Ixbee] Oh?


-[wet slapping]
-[whimpers]


-[concerned babbling]
-[buzzing continues]

[struggling grunts]

[chipper babbling]

[rustling]


-[Squee moaning]
-[satisfied babbling]


-[slapping]
-[cheering]

[birds chirping]

[muttering angrily]

[struggling grunts]

[plummeting scream]


-[sloshing]
-[groaning]

[buzzing]

[giggling]

[chuckling]


-Aha?
-Ah!

[delighted babbling]

Mm...

Ah
-ah
-ah!

[Ixbee] Huh.

[intrigued muttering]

[beeping]

[perplexed muttering]

[babbling confidently]

[rustling]

[doubtful muttering]

Mah. [complaining]

[disapproving muttering]

[gesturing mockingly]


-[determined grunts]
-[muttering]


-Ha
-ha!
-Hmm.

Hey!


-Mm...
-Oh.


-[swish]
-Oh.


-[swish]
-Uh.

[babbling]


-[ripping]
-[all] Whoa!


-[struggling grunts]
-[punching]

[frenzied babbling]

[heavy panting]

[muffled muttering]

[both puzzled] Ah?

[mumbling angrily]

[babbling uncertainly]

[grumbling furiously]

[exasperated sigh]


-[gleeful giggle]
-[babbling proudly]

[muttering]

[sheepish babbling]

Mm.


-[mumbling pensively]
-[muttering bitterly]


-[tearing]
-[Squee whimpering]

[groaning]

[babbling anxiously]


-Mi mi mi mi...
-[Squee squealing gently]

Ah!

[light weeping]

[apologetically] Ma mee.

[energetic babbling]


-[frenzied rambling]
-[painful yelps]


-Ah!
-[moaning]


-[monitor activating]
-[Squood] Mee moop!


-Oh.
-[Squood] Ma map.

[ordering sternly]

Ay!


-[tearing]
-[shrieking]

[Squood grumbling impatiently]

[Ixbee laughing uneasily]

Map mep mah!

[babbling eagerly]

[buzzing]

[grumbling]

[giddy squeals]

Beep.

[astonished babbling]


-[laughing]
-[buzzing]

[gratefully] Mah mah!

[babbling cheerfully]


-[pounding]
-[buzzing intensifies]

Oh
-ho!

[inhales deeply]

[raucous laughter]

[encouraging babbling]

Oh
-ho
-ho!


-[mumbling gratefully]
-[Ixbee] Aw.

[babbling eagerly]

[Ixbee] Ah?


-Wah!
-[buzzing aggressively]

[all] Oh!


-[Squood] Wah!
-[whimpers]

[Squood] Wah!!

[horrified scream]


-[Squood shrieking]
-[static]

[whimpering]

[disturbed muttering]

[cheering]


-[excited squealing]
-[grumbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, residents of the cosmos!

Tonight, we investigate presents.

Colourful boxes used to transport objects from one human to another.

What's inside the box? It could be anything.

From a household food
-burning device

to another living creature too weak to prevent itself from being captured.

Shockingly, humans seem to derive a pleasantness

from knowing the present receiver will not be prepared

for whatever it is they are about to encounter.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the surprising
-est planet

in the solar system: Earth.


-[thumping]
-[cat screeching]