01x10 - Wedding/Loch Ness/Soccer

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood ordering sternly]

[delighted squealing]


-[slapping]
-Oh!

[stern grumbling]

[intrigued babbling]

[affectionate purring]


-Oh!
-[muttering]

[Squood grumbling] Meep mo!

[kissing]


-Ah!
-[giggling]

Mah mo map! Mee mop mop!

[static]

[muffled babbling]

[clanking]

[chatter]

[quizzical muttering]

[insightful babbling]

[all wondrously] Ah!

[cheerful greetings]

[cheerful greetings]

Hmm...

[straining]

[Pixbee] Um...

[exclaiming]

[huffing]

[cordial babbling]

[inquisitive babbling]

[fretfully] Whoa ho ha ho!


-[thudding]
-[all] Ooh!

Ah!

[dog panting]

[chomping]


-[Ixbee] No! Oh!
-[panicked gasping]

[gulping]

[shouting]

[nervous chuckling]

[apprehensive mumbling]

Um...

[ponderous muttering]

Hmm...

[affectionate purring]

[birds chirping]

[Squee] Mm...

[muttering]

[dejected babbling]

[confident babbling]

[belching]

Huh.

Oh, well.

[expectant babbling]

[reluctant pleading]

[wind gusting]

Whoa! Oh! Oh!

Hey.

[cheering]


-[beeping]
-Hmm...


-Ah!
-[beeping]

Mee... mah... mah... mah... [discouraged groaning]

[Squee approvingly] Hah!

[whining]

[joyfully] Wah!

Aw.


-[inspired babbling]
-[organ music]

[whooshing]

[clanking]

[burbling]

[friendly babbling]

Mah gabba ga.

[rustling]

[bees buzzing]

[cordial babbling]

[popping]


-[apologetic rambling]
-Hmm.

[grumbling]


-Uh...
-Mam.

[nervous stammering]

[intoning calmly]


-[anxiously] Mee mo ma.
-[tranquil babbling]

[deep breathing]


-Ha... Hoo.
-[Ixbee panting rapidly]

[puzzled babbling]

Huh?

[rapid panting]

[panicked shouting]

[grumbling]

[frantic yelling]


-[grunting]
-[Ixbee moaning] Oh!

[desperate pleading]


-No ho
-ho
-ho!
-[persuasive babbling]


-[disappointed sneering]
-[yelling]

[Ixbee huffing loudly]

[Felix Mendelssohn's Wedding March playing]

[exhales deeply]

[blubbering]

[Ixbee sighing quaveringly]

[emotional blubbering]

[angry grumbling]

[clearing throat]

[ceremonial questioning]

[confused babbling]

Mm
-hmm.

[ceremonial questioning]

[birds chirping in the distance]

[disappointedly] Gah ah...

[nervous mumbling]

[imitative babbling]

Yah
-ha!

Hmm? [scratching]

[beeping]

[subtle whispering]

[comprehensively] Ah, uh
-huh.

[happy squealing]

[fretful babbling]


-Hep bap bah!
-[clinking]


-[Pixbee cheering]
-Mm
-hmm.

[contented babbling]


-[beeping]
-Bleh, oh.

[disgusted groaning]


-[instructive muttering]
-Uh ma may mo.

[uneasily] Mee mo?

[kissing]

Deh.

[cheerful gurgling]

[applauding]

[joyous babbling]

[photo snapping]

[angry shouting]

Mm...

[intrigued babbling]

[informative babbling]

[Ixbee groaning]

[disco music]

[disgruntled babbling]

[sighing]

Meh.

[straining]

[music escalates]


-Hmm.
-[beeping]

[rhythmic babbling]

Hey hup hey!

[excited rambling]

[dog heaving]

[retching]


-[dog regurgitating]
-[sloshing]


-[Pixbee] Whoa!
-[relieved sighing]

[frantic babbling]

[rambling]

He he he.


-[popping]
-[gasping] Uh!

[nervous stuttering]

Mee ma ma.


-[air horn blasting]
-[chaotic chattering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, denizens of the galaxy!

Tonight we detail the truly bizarre

and poorly documented human courtship ritual known as marriage.

A ceremony which often takes place atop a massive pastry.

A critical detail of this bonding ritual is that one half of the partnership

is often swallowed and then regurgitated by an enormous furry beast

in order to prove their worth.

But on the plus side, the human food known as "icing" is perfection.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet with the tastiest celebratory sustenance:

Earth.

Ha.

Ooh?

Zigga zigga zigga zigga zigga zigga zah!

Oh! Hmm.

[quizzical muttering]

[sniffing] Bleh!


-[garbling]
-[brushing]

[babbling]

Map mee.

[inhaling]

[Pixbee giggling]


-[delighted squealing]
-[muttering]

[mocking grumbling]

Blar blar blar blar.


-Blah blah blar blar.
-[laughter]

[static]

[alarmed whispering]


-[mocking continues]
-[Pixbee shrieking]

[Squood grumbling]

[Squood] Ahem!


-[Ixbee whimpering] Oh.
-[angry grumbling]

[squeals sheepishly]

[informative grumbling]


-[Pixbee] Aw.
-[grumbling]

[Squee muttering]


-Uh
-huh.
-Meep mo ma, ha ha.

[stern grumbling]

[nervous giggling]

[angrily] Map moop.

[static]

[beeping]

[babbling]

[Squee] Mm
-hmm.

[both negatively] Meh.

[babbling]

[both] Meh.


-Ah!
-Meep mee mee!

[Ixbee wondrously] Mop mo map ma.


-[excited babbling]
-Mm
-hmm.

Map mo ma mah!

[Pixbee squealing with delight]

[bagpipes playing]


-[snapping]
-[moaning]


-Uh
-huh!
-[whimpers painfully]


-[banging]
-[annoyed muttering]


-[static]
-[disappointedly] Oh.

[bagpipes playing]

[dwindling bagpipe music]


-[groaning]
-Huh?

[banging]

[distorted bagpipe music]

[panicked babbling]

[horrified shouting]

[Pixbee] Mee mo map!

[engine whooshing]

[Ixbee rambling frantically]


-[bagpipe wailing]
-[Ixbee pleading]

[Squee] Uh...

[contemplative babbling]

Uh
-huh.

[bagpipe wailing softly]

[huffing]

[instructive babbling]

[pleased babbling]

[all] Whoa!

[splashing]


-[bagpipe wailing]
-[all] Meh mah.


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Hmm.

Mope mo.

[all] Hmm...

Mee mo.

[heavy sighing]

[puzzled babbling]

[ponderous muttering]

Huh?

[splashing]

[muffled burbling]


-[curious burbling]
-[water bubbling]

[muffled questioning]

[Pixbee burbling rapidly]

[muffled gasping]

[burbling] Mah!


-[beeping]
-[casual babbling]

[Pixbee hollering faintly]

[conversational babbling]

[Pixbee burbling]


-[splashing]
-[horrified gasping]


-Mah!
-Hao!

[excited rambling]

[rustling]


-[Squee] Mm
-hmm.
-[Pixbee continues rambling]


-Oh!
-Mm?

[intrigued babbling]

[chattering]


-[all] Ah!
-[cranking]

[plinking]


-Huh?
-[splashing]


-Whoa!
-[intense cranking]

[feeble wailing]


-Oh. Oh?
-Huh?

[cranking]


-[wailing]
-[sloshing]


-Uh!
-[cranking]


-[wailing]
-[sloshing]

[frenzied wailing]

[splashing]

[frustrated muttering]


-[beeping]
-[Squee] Mm...

[muttering]

[Squee] Meep meemah mo mah.

[interrogative muttering]

[accusatory muttering]


-Hmm.
-[outraged grumbling]

[noisy slurping]

[belching]

[irritated groaning]

[Ixbee] Meep moop?

[exclaiming gleefully]


-[cranking]
-[light splashing]

[both] Mm...

[aggressive splashing]

[worried babbling]


-[cranking]
-[frenzied babbling]

[cranking and babbling continue]


-[hysterical yelling]
-[intense cranking]

Oh? Oh.

[puzzled muttering]


-[startled shouting]
-[slow cranking]

Ah! [whimpering]

[whistling]

[Squee muttering]

[sonar pulsing]

[water bubbling]

[uneasy muttering]

[whispering]

[puzzled babbling]

[both] Oh...


-[Ixbee] Ah...
-[Squee] Oh!

[excited burbling]

[cheerful babbling]

[burbling]

Oh?

[horrified shouting]

[casual burbling]

[gleeful burbling]

[clicking]

[doubtful muttering]

Mee mo map! [stern grumbling]

[Ixbee] Mep mop map meep mow.


-[beeping]
-Doink.


-[popping]
-Ah!

Heh?

[popping]

Meep moop?


-[Pixbee squealing excitedly]
-[eager babbling]

Mah mah!

[elated babbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the star systems!

If you're looking for a pet on Earth, do your research!

Not every creature will fit in its housing and some are extremely high
-maintenance.

In particular, a bizarre creature with a tartan body and long spidery legs,

known as a "bagpipe."

These animals are extremely sensitive and emit a mournful wail

at the slightest touch, and every mating season,

must attach themselves to Scottish humans to use them in their migration

as they emit their distinctive mating call.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet on which unusualness is usual:

Earth.

[muffled babbling]

[Ixbee] Ooh...

[fascinated babbling]

Moo ba! Mep mo.

[startled shout] Ha ha!

Ha ha!


-[loud clanging]
-[whizzing]

[alarmed shouting]


-[clattering]
-[zapping]

[excited cheering]

[annoyed grumbling]

[frightened shouting]

Oh?

[pleased babbling]

Mm... [delighted babbling]

Hup!

[joyful shouting]

[Squee sighing]

Hmm...

Hey da, hey da, hey da...

[exclaiming eagerly]

Ah.

[thudding]


-Ha ha ha!
-[Pixbee giggling]

Hey bop. Dong!

Dong!

[Squee sighing]

Oh.

[straining]

Oh.

[exhilarated shouting]


-Eh! Ha ha!
-[heavy thud]

[Ixbee moaning]

[sorrowful muttering]

[feeble moaning]


-[beeping]
-[Squee muttering informatively]

[Pixbee] Oh...


-Oh.
-Mm
-hmm.

Ha ha.

[beeping]


-[Pixbee] Hmm.
-[Ixbee] Oh!

[Squee] Oh... [fascinated muttering]

Hmm...

[shouting]


-Hmm...
-[discouraged babbling]

[beeping]


-[popping]
-Whoa, mee to map!

[cheerful babbling]

[friendly salutations]

[distant cheering]

[mesmerized babbling]

[aliens panting]

[straining]


-[groaning]
-[cracking]

[relieved sighing]

[puzzled babbling]


-[intrigued babbling]
-Ha.


-[inhaling deeply]
-[objecting sternly]

Hmm...


-Hey.
-Ooh.

[Ixbee] Meep mo mah mah?

[crowd roaring]

[cheering]

[Squee muttering]

[excited babbling]

[jubilant babbling]

[mumbling]


-[inhaling deeply]
-[angry grumbling]

[disappointed whining]

[compliant babbling]

[fascinated chatter]

[Ixbee whispering elatedly]

[cautious muttering]

[beeping]

[contemplative babbling]


-Ah.
-Ooh!

Mm
-hmm.

Ha!

[proudly] Mee mah, mee mah!

Huh.

Hmm.

[beeping]

[Squee babbling informatively]

[confused babbling]

[Squee rambling]

[Squee's rambling continues]

Map map ba bee bop?

[mystified babbling]

Hey, gah!

[moaning]

[strict ordering]

Oh.

[panting rapidly] Hep, hep, hep.

[instructs firmly]

[rapid huffing]

[uncontrolled shouting]


-[splatting]
-[heavy panting]

[crowd chanting]

[exclaims warningly]

[alarmed gasping]


-[smacking]
-[grunting]

[horn blowing]


-[Pixbee] Wahoo!
-[crowd cheering wildly]

[whistle blowing]

[puzzled babbling]

[crowd cheering]


-[Ixbee] Mah?
-[stadium horns honking]

Mah!


-Mah!
-[whistle blowing]


-[whistle blowing]
-[crowd booing]

[victorious cheering]

[crowd booing angrily]

[frantic babbling]

[huffing]

[informative babbling]

[Pixbee] Ooh.


-[huffing]
-[thwacking]

Uh?


-[thudding]
-[grunting]

[anxious whimpering]

[thudding]


-Ah?
-[eager babbling]

Hi yup, whoa, hip ho, ma bup...

[astonished gasping]

Yah.

[rhythmically] Mah mah boh.

[thudding]

[ecstatic cheering]


-[smacking]
-[surprised gasping]


-[crowd shouting angrily]
-[Ixbee] Whoa!

[echoed whispering]

[smashing]


-Oh!
-[frenzied shouting]

[thudding]


-[smacking]
-Ow!

[grunting]

Ow!

[thudding]

[crashing]

[concerned babbling]

[heavy panting]

[slamming]

[curious babbling]


-Beep.
-[console beeping]


-[clicking]
-[crowd cheering wildly]

[all observantly] Ah!

[excited babbling]

[console beeping]

[clicking]

[frenzied crowd cheering]


-[clicking]
-[crowd booing angrily]


-[Pixbee sighing sadly]
-[crowd cheering happily]


-[intermittent beeping]
-[crowd roars responsively]


-[argumentative yelling]
-[console beeping rapidly]

[rapid clicking]

[yelling continues]

[whistle screeching]

[crowd booing angrily]

[panicked babbling]


-Eh!
-[console beeping]


-[giggling]
-[crowd cheering wildly]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the cosmos.

Sport balls. So many types. So many uses.

Take the soccer ball, the most coveted of all sport balls.

Humans will try everything they can

to keep the precious orb from rival humans,

even going so far as to endanger their brain containers.

Casting danger aside, humans will run a very long distance

to help return the treasured ball to its rightful home,

within its protective mesh, which appears to be called: GOAL!

This is Ixbee, from the yelling
-est place in the universe: Earth.